Bleach [vshort]To The Victor

#26
lord geryon said:
As amusing as it might be, Shunsui's actions aren't actually legal. It's not the Captain's prerogative to choose his successor.

Remember there are only three methods that someone can become Captain.
Well, if Nanao was witnessed beating up her captain in front of their division, as she is wont to do, then that may count as defeating a captain. Nanao just hasn't elected to take up the position yet. The term "defeat" has a rather vague definition in Soul Society law. ^_^
 

Slyfer101

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#27
It's not bad to necro when you have something either funny or useful to add.

This is both.

AJT, you rock!


...ah, what the hell...

oOoOoOo

This...was not what I had in mind, Aizen thought as he observed the fights breaking out amongst the various captains via one of his bakudo spells.

He did have to give the ryoka boy credit, though. The sudden chaos did allow him a means of saving the Kuchiki girl. In fact, Aizen was actually quite pleased with that little benefit.

After all, it would be a shame for the girl's zanpakuto to be lost forever - he did so enjoy the snow.

"*Sigh*...well, I suppose I'll just have to use that spell after all," he muttered, noting the reishi of young Toushiro and his busty lieutenant approaching the Central 46 entryway. "Hmmm...well, one last joke would be appropriate, I think..."

oOoOoOo

Back at the hill, Soi Fong and Yamamoto both STARED, as Unohana removed her haori, and handed it to Omaeda of all people.

"Duuuuhhhhh...Unohana-taicho!?!" the portly shinigami asked, dumbfounded at his sudden good fortune.

"Even healers like myself need a change of pace," the stately woman replied, "And I do think its time for a change of pace for all of us." With a serene smile, she turned to Yamamoto. "Well, sensei? Shall we?"

Yamamoto frowned, before tossing his haori to the smiling woman. "Even I know better, Retsu-chan!" he said, "I've SEEN your bankai...and I never want to see it again!" He shuddered. "I still have nightmares."

Soi Fong sighed. "Am I the only normal captain around here?" she muttered, before turning to see Hinamori Momo standing behind her. "Hinamori-fukataicho? I thought you were in the stockade!?!"

She was further shocked when the girl drew her blade. "Aizen-taicho once said I'd made a good captain," she muttered, her eyes wide and glassy. "Since everyone is doing it..."

Soi Fong swore...loudly.

oOoOoOo

"Momo always did have potential," Aizen chuckled as he finished packing his bags. "I hope Ulliquorra-kun has my bubble bath ready..."
 

DhampyrX2

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#29
holyknight said:
Prince Charon said:
:rofl:? :rofl:? :hail:? :yay:? :hail:? :rofl:? :rofl: Brilliant!

Especially like the line you gave Ukitake at the end, there.
Hmmm.....Oddly, this sounds like something that Ichigo's old man would pull. Isn't any of Yoruichi or Uruhara's styles, but it has JUST the flair for backhanded, smartass trickery and blatant loophole exploiting what Isshin does exhibits every and then...........

....If we go with the "Isshin it's Yamamoto's son" path, in fact i can see Yamamoto after a few min more, deducing WHO gave to the kid the idea.....and both cursing and praising his son for it.....
You know I had the same thought.


"So, grandson, I take it your father came up with this... idea?" Yamamoto said with a sigh as he watched the flirtatious drunk he hid behind fall away from Shunsui for a moment as the former captain took off after Gin.

"Grandson? Well that explains why there was a picture of you with the old man and Mom in Pops' room. You look better like this than in that Hawaiian shirt, though," Ichigo commented as he made a mental note to maim his father the next time he saw him.

"They got married in Hawaii. My son somehow convinced me to better immerse myself in the local culture as part of my attendance," Yamamoto replied with a sigh.

Ichigo gave a disgusted grunt and a scowl as he replied, "Sounds like him, all right."

"If you were unaware that your father was a Shinigami I suppose that this plan was your own then?" Yamamoto asked.

"I wouldn't call it a plan, really. Just Zaraki and I talking as we tried to stand up after our fight," Ichigo said with a shrug. Then Ichigo paused for a moment as he asked, "Hey if my Old Man is a Shinigami and you're my grandfather, why the hell is Rukia up for execution for giving her powers to a human? Do I even count as human?"

For the first time since Isshin had left Soul Society his father's eyes shot open wide enough to see his pupils, strangely enough revealing that Ichigo had his grandfather's eyes, as he looked at his grandson in shock.

"That... is a very good question. Isn't it sensei?" Ukitake asked with a smile.

"We'll discuss this after these matters are resolved," Yamaoto replied as he returned to his normal posture and appearance. All three men and Soi Fon pointedly ignored Gin's howls of "That's not supposed to go there!" and "Hey, I need that spleen!" as they thought over what Ichigo had asked.

"Oooh, Ken-chan is taking off his bells, too. This is going to be really fun, Ichi-chan!" Yachiru exclaimed as a fresh wave of reiatsu flooded the area.

For her part Rukia chose to stand there and keep her mouth shut. If Ichigo was technically a Shinigami by birth, and the Soutaicho's grandson on top of it, there might be complications to matters she had not considered with staying in his room. How exactly would she explain to the volatile blond that she might have inadvertantly married them under Soul Society common law?

Although as that question floated in her mind another one formed that she did eventually voice. "This is all somehow Urahara's fault. I'm sure of it'" she said.

Ichigo nodded sagely at her declaration and Soi Fon actually looked ready to smile at her as Yamaoto sighed and Ukitake said, "It's been a while since I've heard that. It sounds almost nostalgic, eh sensei?"

"And appropriate," Yamamoto agreed.
 

lord geryon

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#30
That's a nice way to imbed a few ideas into the story, Dhampyr.

And as for Slyfer, it's not in Unohana's character to do what she did.
 

Slyfer101

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#31
lord geryon said:
That's a nice way to imbed a few ideas into the story, Dhampyr.

And as for Slyfer, it's not in Unohana's character to do what she did.
Eh, I know. I was just being silly.

Besides, I'm trying to gear myself up for my mega-update in December. My own Bleach fic is in the works for it too.
 

zerohour

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#32
After re-reading this, I half expected the newly minted Captain Kurosaki to challenge someone else for captaincy of another division, in a Highlander-esque scenario until you got Ichigo, captain of divisions X through 11. :snigger:
 

Vesvius

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#33
So, who's left in their original division?

Is it just Hitsugaya and Ukitake? Oh, and the Foxman. Can't forget the fox man.
 
#34
Before I go to class:

- - - - - -

Komamura growled, watching as Tosen engaged his bankai over the roof of a nearby building. He hated this, loathed it with every fiber of his being that he could not assist his friend. That his oath to uphold the laws of Soul Society prevented him from interfering, trying to put a stop to this madness.

It was the first time in a long time he had doubted the Soul Society's laws. It was not comforting.

What was worse... The brat responsible for all of this was chatting amiably with the Captain-General!

"OH GOD, MY SPLEEN! THAT'S MY SPLEEN!"

Well, Komamura considered privately as Gin began to receive, in the words of his lieutenant, a "truly epic beatdown" from Captain Kyoraku, perhaps there is a silver lining in every cloud...

- - - - - -

"So, Ichigo, tell me... What do you think of Rukia?" Ukitake asked pleasantly. The insinuating tone the 13th Division's captain used almost made Ichigo blush. The new 11th Division Captain coughed and glanced away. Rukia looked on, heart beating a bit harder than normal.

"Well, I um... I owe her," Ichigo said simply. "She changed my life... And I don't agree with what she's being forced to go through." His scowl grew. "That, and since my dad was a frigging Shinigami too, her giving me her powers doesn't count as a crime, does it?"

"No, no it doesn't," Yamamoto rumbled. Ukitake glanced over at Rukia, and winked.

"So, you don't have any stronger feelings for her?" Ukitake probed. Ichigo scowled and glanced away again.

"I don't know..."

"What?!" Rukia asked indignantly. "You fight the whole way across Soul Society, and spark a virtual civil war, and you don't know how you feel about me?!"

"I already said I owed you! And I came to save your life! What the hell more do you need?" Ichigo demanded. Rukia seethed and kicked him in the shin. Ichigo yelped, comically holding his shin and jumping up and down.

"OW! OW! Damnit you crazy midget-!"

"Don't call me a midget, you overgrown Strawberry!" Rukia snarled. "Just why the hell do you have to treat it like you're picking me up from the bus stop?!"

"Hey, I came here to save you! I've gotten cut up and badly injured freaking doing it! I've induced a frigging civil war for God's sake! What more do you want?!" Ichigo shot back.

"How about a ring?" Unohana suggested quietly. Caught up in the moment, Rukia followed her advice.

"How about a ring?!"

Dead silence. Ichigo blinked at Rukia. Rukia turned bright red and managed to scowl at Captain Unohana, who smiled serenely back.

"A... A ring?!" Ichigo managed.

"You know, I would do no less than what you have done for my own wife," Yamamoto spoke gravely. Ichigo turned as red as Rukia and snorted, kicking the ground beneath his feet almost childishly.

"I don't have to be in love with her to rescue her!" Ichigo protested. "I just did what I-I had to!"

"What if she were pregnant?" Unohana asked.

"PREGNANT?!" Ichigo and Rukia both roared, gawking at the 4th Division captain. Unohana shrugged and kept up her smile.

"PREGNANT?!" Ichigo screamed again. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT?!"

"I'M NOT PREGNANT DAMNIT!" Rukia shrieked. She looked over at Unohana suspiciously. "Am I?!"

"We haven't DONE anything that would MAKE you pregnant!" Ichigo protested.

"Are you sure, Captain Kurosaki?" Ukitake asked politely. "No one would begrudge you if you did. It's perfectly legal and indeed, encouraged, to do such things with your wife."

"WIFE?!" Rukia and Ichigo screamed. Yamamoto chuckled.

"Great-grandchildren would be a welcome sight... Especially if I could watch them grow up," the ancient captain-general mused aloud. Ichigo glared at Rukia, who suddenly looked timid.

"What. Are. They. Talking. About?" Ichigo got out. Rukia coughed.

"Ah... Due to Soul Society law, um... If an unmarried noblewoman... Like me... Were to spend more than three days under the roof and in the room of an unmarried nobleman... Like you... Then under Soul Society law... We're... Basically... Married?" She got out. Ichigo flushed and gawked at her.

"You... You're not serious."

"Would I make something up like that?!" Rukia screamed at him. "You think I'd WANT to be married to you?!"

"HEY! That's MY line! I could do MUCH better than you for a wife!" Ichigo growled, bending down slightly to get into Rukia's face. The smaller woman snarled up at him.

"YEAH RIGHT! I'd just as soon marry a HOLLOW!"

"OH YEAH?!" Ichigo shouted.

"YEAH!" Rukia snarled. "AND IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF MY FACE I'LL... I'LL...!"

"You'll what?" Ichigo challenged. Rukia grabbed his collar with surprising strength and pulled him into a furious kiss. Ichigo's eyes bugged out, and his arms waved comically.

"MMPH?!"

Ukitake chuckled. It had been one of the biggest secrets of his Division (though he suspected Byakuya knew as well) that when Rukia got into a heated argument with someone, she also got... Heated. This didn't mean she just fell for anyone who pissed her off, but a mix of true attraction, understanding of the person, and anger, she had confided in him once, made her want to jump said person.

It seemed she'd found her soulmate, then, he thought wryly, as Rukia knocked the new captain to the ground in her passion.

Yamamoto for his part simply chuckled.
 

DhampyrX2

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#35
"Well done, Retsu-chan. I did wonder if anyone would bring that up before I had a little talk with my son about shirking his duties and hiding his heritage from my grandchildren," Yamamoto said after Rukia finally let a dazed Ichigo up with goofy smiles adorning both their faces.

Unfortunately that kiss has also happened during a moment in Byakuya's fight when he and Kenpachi took a moment to trade insults AND he had a clear view of his little sister and her rescuer. Needless to say he was almost grateful that Kenpachi's next charge knocked him out to save him from that sight.

"I wonder if Kenpachi will feel cheated over that win?" Ukitake asked.

"He'll just be looking forward to the rematch," Unohana replied with a sigh.

"You know Retsu-chan, I have a couple of granddaughters as well. Perhaps you could lend your efforts to finding them some proper boyfriends of their own? If your matchmaking is anything like your marriage counseling I think things will work out quite well," Yamamoto as the group looked over at the fallen form of Byakuya.

"Hmm, I suppose I could see what I could do. I'll have to meet them first, after all," Retsu answered with a small shrug.

"And getting your hands on Isshin again after all this time will have nothing to do with it, I suppose?" Ukitake interjected with a snort that suspiciously became a cough when Retsu turned to glare at him.

"Hush, you," Retsu snapped even as a small blush developed across her cheeks.

From her position among the group, Soifon just hung her head and whined, "Yoruichi-sama, why did you leave me here with these lunatics? Why didn't you take me with you?"

She was wholly surprised when a dusky voice behind her answered, "Oh lighten up Soi-chan. How were you supposed to enjoy life and start getting laid bumming around with Kiuske and I?"
 

ArchfiendRai

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#36
IT LIVES!!!

AJT, THANK YOU!

I had been hoping to see more of this, but I didn't really want to necro.

It rocked BTW.
 

Zanzopan

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#37
DhampyrX2 said:
From her position among the group, Soifon just hung her head and whined, "Yoruichi-sama, why did you leave me here with these lunatics?á Why didn't you take me with you?"

She was wholly surprised when a dusky voice behind her answered, "Oh lighten up Soi-chan.á How were you supposed to enjoy life and start getting laid bumming around with Kiuske and I?"
QFT, that was totally awesome.







Side note; Yoruichi should have used me instead of I. I is used when you are the subject and me when you are the object.
 

SmacksKiller

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#38
Didn't Yoruichi and Ichigo spend three days together in that room/chamber/big-ass-cavern ?
 

Prince Charon

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#39
SmacksKiller said:
Didn't Yoruichi and Ichigo spend three days together in that room/chamber/big-ass-cavern ?
I think so, but I'm pretty sure he was already married to Rukia, by then.
 
#40
Prince Charon said:
SmacksKiller said:
Didn't Yoruichi and Ichigo spend three days together in that room/chamber/big-ass-cavern ?
I think so, but I'm pretty sure he was already married to Rukia, by then.
Still, perhaps certain clans in Soul Society allow for multiple brides. And if not, there are always concubines. ;)
 
#44
Of course, another fun idea is if the means by which you defeat a captain are rather vague.

- - - -

"Hmm," Unohana said thoughtfully, at the rampant chaos occurring. She turned to Isane with a smile.

"Isane, dear, would you care to challenge me?"

"H-Huh? Challenge? You?" Isane gasped. Unohana winked, and Isane relaxed. She nodded.

"Certainly... I challenge you for captaincy of the Fourth!"

Ukitake gawked at Isane. Yamamoto's eyes opened again. Soifon and her vice captain stared. Ichigo was being forcefully relieved of his virginity by a horny Rukia.

Four out of six minds thought the same thing: Was the vice-captain suicidal?

"And, under Soul Society law, I can choose the nature of our contest! Therefore..." She held out her hand. Unohana nodded gravely, and took Isane's hand into hers. Their thumbs rose up.

"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!" Isane and Unohana spoke.

Even faced with this, Yamamoto managed not to facefault. He'd met captains who had achieved their position through far stupider contests.

"AHA! Victory is mine!" Isane said triumphantly.

"Good job, dear!" Unohana said cheerfully, handing over her captain's haori to Isane. She turned and hummed thoughtfully.

"Now... Which division should I take over? Oh, yes..." Retsu's smile turned positively frightening as she looked at Yamamoto, who gulped.

"For banishing my brother from Soul Society, allowing that monster Mayuri to continue his work, and for going ahead with these obviously trumped up proceedings, among hundreds of other crimes over the past thousand years? Captain-General? I will end you."
 

ArchfiendRai

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#45
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Of course, another fun idea is if the means by which you defeat a captain are rather vague.

- - - -

"Hmm," Unohana said thoughtfully, at the rampant chaos occurring. She turned to Isane with a smile.

"Isane, dear, would you care to challenge me?"

"H-Huh? Challenge? You?" Isane gasped. Unohana winked, and Isane relaxed. She nodded.

"Certainly... I challenge you for captaincy of the Fourth!"

Ukitake gawked at Isane. Yamamoto's eyes opened again. Soifon and her vice captain stared. Ichigo was being forcefully relieved of his virginity by a horny Rukia.

Four out of six minds thought the same thing: Was the vice-captain suicidal?

"And, under Soul Society law, I can choose the nature of our contest! Therefore..." She held out her hand. Unohana nodded gravely, and took Isane's hand into hers. Their thumbs rose up.

"1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war!" Isane and Unohana spoke.

Even faced with this, Yamamoto managed not to facefault. He'd met captains who had achieved their position through far stupider contests.

"AHA! Victory is mine!" Isane said triumphantly.

"Good job, dear!" Unohana said cheerfully, handing over her captain's haori to Isane. She turned and hummed thoughtfully.

"Now... Which division should I take over? Oh, yes..." Retsu's smile turned positively frightening as she looked at Yamamoto, who gulped.

"For banishing my brother from Soul Society, allowing that monster Mayuri to continue his work, and for going ahead with these obviously trumped up proceedings, among hundreds of other crimes over the past thousand years? Captain-General? I will end you."
Gentlemen, behold.

Pure win.
 
#46
I snorted out loud at that last paragraph Talon. My mom and her fiance gave me a weird look for it. I wanna try something pertaining to Matsumoto getting Hitsugaya booted from his position as her Captain so she can drag him off to indulge in her shota fantasies.....can't think of anything though.
 
#47
RockLeeTheAwesome said:
I snorted out loud at that last paragraph Talon. My mom and her fiance gave me a weird look for it. I wanna try something pertaining to Matsumoto getting Hitsugaya booted from his position as her Captain so she can drag him off to indulge in her shota fantasies.....can't think of anything though.
Drat. Well, if you think of anything, feel free to add on. This isn't my original story anyway, and I fear my additions are inferior to what SoulGriever would have done if he'd continued the story, but I'm happy to get it rolling again.

NINJA EDIT:

Congrats, albeit belated, to your mom and her fiance. My bad.
 

wingthesword

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#48
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
RockLeeTheAwesome said:
I snorted out loud at that last paragraph Talon. My mom and her fiance gave me a weird look for it. I wanna try something pertaining to Matsumoto getting Hitsugaya booted from his position as her Captain so she can drag him off to indulge in her shota fantasies.....can't think of anything though.
Drat. Well, if you think of anything, feel free to add on. This isn't my original story anyway, and I fear my additions are inferior to what SoulGriever would have done if he'd continued the story, but I'm happy to get it rolling again.

And a probably very belated congratulations on your engagement. :yay:
I think you mean on his/her mom's engagement?
 

DhampyrX2

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#49
Nice one AJT, although I was working more from the Retsu is an old Isshin fangirl place rather than they she's his sister area.



"Brother?! You mean she's related to me too?" Ichigo demanded after finally wrestling his way free from the octopus/midget/woman that was apparently his new wife.

"Nah, Retsu's just an otaku. We get stuff like manga and anime centuries before it's released in the living world because of something the guy that actually trained Urahara cooked up. She thinks he looks like Urashima Keitaro and she has a mind to be his little Kanako-chan," Yoruichi filled in with a smirk.

"Ya know, I'm starting to think Pop was smart to forget this place ever existed," Ichigo said.

"If you're planning on a dereliction of your new duties to return to the living world I beg you to take me with you Kurosaki-taicho," Soifon interjected with a whimper.

Nobody bothered to notice that Ukitake has removed his Rukia's reiatsu suppression collar while the Soutaicho was dodging for his life against the former head of the Fourth Division, so they couldn't really be blamed for being caught off guard when Soifon suddenly found Rukia's blade to her throat.

"Not. Sharing. Well, maybe Tatsuki and Orihime since they were there first, but nobody else," Rukia growled as she prepared to release her shikai for the first time since Kaien's death.

"Hmm, here comes a new challenger. And I was going to set her after Mayuri instead too. Oh poo," Yoruichi commented with a smile.
 

lqader4529

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#50
I'm a Orihime/Ichigo fan so if that gets added in then this I will love you all forever.

I know a lot of people like Ichigo/Rukia but I think it's kind of weird what with her looking like a 12 year old and all.
 
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