Naruto What is the most troll ending of naruto you would be ok with?

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thecuiy

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this was an idea that came to me while i was doing my homework and i figured that some of you guys could get a good laugh out of it.

Like I said. What is the most troll, crack, Kubo, crazy ass plot twist Kishi could add at the end of Naruto that you would totally be ok with. Post and chuckle at others ideas. I'll start.

Sasuke was a girl the whole time and the reason she wanted to destroy Konoha was because Naruto friend-zoned her.

I... like I... I wouldn't even be mad.
 
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KurokamiDG

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thecuiy said:
this was an idea that came to me while i was doing my homework and i figured that some of you guys could get a good laugh out of it.

Like I said. What is the most troll, crack, Kubo, crazy ass plot twist Kishi could add at the end of Naruto that you would totally be ok with. Post and chuckle at others ideas. I'll start.

Sasuke was a girl the whole time and the reason she wanted to destroy Konoha was because Naruto friend-zoned her.

I... like I... I wouldn't even be mad.
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If Sasuke was a girl then I honestly doubt that Naruto would've let it get that far. He would've probably latched onto her instead of Sakura and forced her out of the hatred shell the best he could.

But the females in this are crazy so she might've went Yandere stalker on him.

Anyway...this is just Sasuke's IT dream and Kaguya's already working on restarting the world.
 
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AJ_Katon

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MnemoD

MnemoD

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Two options.

Option 1 (Read: The Possible Option): Sasuke is possessed by Hagoromo's elder son, causing him to have all these terrible emo habits, they banish the ghost taking hold of him and everything is sunshine and daisies for no real good reason.

Option 2 (Read: The fucking what Option): Sakura nuts up, shows up in time to bust Sasuke a good one across the nuts, proclaims that she's decided women are easier to get along with, thus she hooks up with Ino IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, and ends up becoming Hokage instead of Naruto. Naruto is okay with this, and decides to go on a spiritual journey to find himself and knock up all those movie honeys. Hinata conveniently goes on a long term training trip at the same time, and hijinks are had as she accidentally cockblocks Naruto countless times even though she's "fine with sharing."
 
da_fox2279

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
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I mentioned my take on this (sorta) in another thread (New Naruto Chapters, I think): Everything that happened PTS was just a fantasy created by Naruto's subconscious mind, as he lay dying in Kakashi's arms at the VoTE, post-Sasuke fight.

Naruto looks at Kakashi, smiles, and says: "It's okay sensei, the world's been saved, Kaguya's sealed, the Bijuu are safe, and Sasuke's seen the light and is coming home..."

Then dies.

The end.
 
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thecuiy

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KurokamiDG said:
If Sasuke was a girl then I honestly doubt that Naruto would've let it get that far. He would've probably latched onto her instead of Sakura and forced her out of the hatred shell the best he could.

But the females in this are crazy so she might've went Yandere stalker on him.
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I did say that femSasuke wanted to destroy Konoha because Naruto friend-zoned her. Kind of a, 'you rejected/friendzoned me so i'm going to destroy everything you care about' kinda thing.

... you know with the whole Uchiha-love thing, it really is a shame we never got any female Uchiha Yanderes. Closest we got was Obito. -_-
 
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beorn91

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thecuiy said:
KurokamiDG said:
If Sasuke was a girl then I honestly doubt that Naruto would've let it get that far. He would've probably latched onto her instead of Sakura and forced her out of the hatred shell the best he could.

But the females in this are crazy so she might've went Yandere stalker on him.
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I did say that femSasuke wanted to destroy Konoha because Naruto friend-zoned her. Kind of a, 'you rejected/friendzoned me so i'm going to destroy everything you care about' kinda thing.

... you know with the whole Uchiha-love thing, it really is a shame we never got any female Uchiha Yanderes. Closest we got was Obito. -_-
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Given that Sasuke never show to be interested in girls, this can still work with maleSasuke.
 
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Juubi

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When Naruto opened the seal and tried to bro up with Kurama, he gets eaten. The end.
 
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13ry4n

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Juubi said:
When Naruto opened the seal and tried to bro up with Kurama, he gets eaten. The end.
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Kyuubi: T-T-That's all folks! *Loony tunes style outro music*
 
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nixofcyzerra

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Mizuki returns as the Man behind Kaguya.
 
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thecuiy

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beorn91 said:
thecuiy said:
KurokamiDG said:
If Sasuke was a girl then I honestly doubt that Naruto would've let it get that far. He would've probably latched onto her instead of Sakura and forced her out of the hatred shell the best he could.

But the females in this are crazy so she might've went Yandere stalker on him.
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I did say that femSasuke wanted to destroy Konoha because Naruto friend-zoned her. Kind of a, 'you rejected/friendzoned me so i'm going to destroy everything you care about' kinda thing.

... you know with the whole Uchiha-love thing, it really is a shame we never got any female Uchiha Yanderes. Closest we got was Obito. -_-
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Given that Sasuke never show to be interested in girls, this can still work with maleSasuke.
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but that would lead to yaoi and i would rather gouge my eyes out than read yaoi.
 
Shirotsume

Shirotsume

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All of this has been the master plan of the First and Second Hokage. They needed a jinchuuriki that could team up and become one with their tailed beast, and possibly all the others. It turns out that once you become one with your tailed beast(s), if you can kill the Jinchuuriki, the tailed beasts' soul was joined with the jinchuuriki and follows them into death permanently. This sets naruto up as the sacrificial lamb of the god of shinobi, completing the Messiah theme.

Madara has been loyal this entire time, trying desperately to bring about the events that can actually let a human become strong enough to take the power of all the tailed beasts- and then end the same jinchuuriki who is now nearly all-powerful.

THIS is what Sasuke was told by the second- and he's actually desperately trying to save his friend without tipping the First/Second off by taking a third option and killing the tailed beasts themselves. The last few chapters are Sasuke's desperate gambit to save Naruto.
 
froop

froop

Professional Procrastinator
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Sasuke and Naruto are about to exchange blows when Naruto stops and yells "Got you! HA!".

Everyone appears surrounding them including all the so called dead Uchiha along with Itachi. Turns out Sasuke was a bit mean to Naruto when he was younger so Naruto went and pulled his biggest prank ever on Sasuke for revenge.
 
NanuNanu14

NanuNanu14

Jolly Good!
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It turns into a morphine-induced fever dream, with Real!Naruto in a psychiatric facility, where he will spend the rest of his life as his hallucinations have caused him to murder his cousin Sasuke in front of his sister, Sakura.
 
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SportsDrink

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The entire thing was a set for a movie and all the characters are actors.
 
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shioran toushin

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the whole series were a Ninja themed VR game a la SAO, or they'll pull a Digimon Adventure 02 Troll ending about XCharacter writting the series based on the people he/she knows and silly accidents because she/he is prone to exaggerated fantasies.

that or a troll 'twilight' ending: And that's what would happen if anyone had chakra/you ate Y for breakfast/whatever
 
seitora

seitora

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Digimon Adventure 02 style romance pairings

Or Naruto hooks up with some girl he met offscreen during the time skip
 
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Hoki

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While everyone else was in the war, in their cocoon, Ichiraku Ramen guy slowly busts out, revealing himself to be the true Black Zetsu, and kills Naruto and Sasuke while they are both weakened from beating each other up. Then he becomes the 10 tails jinchuuriki and proceeds to continue the IT, making everyone slaves to the awesomeness that is his Ichiraku Ramen shop.
 
da_fox2279

da_fox2279

California Crackpot
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Naruto returns from a long mission, and as his friends go looking for him at his apartment, they discover him... in bed with Tsunade.

"What?" Naruto says, looking at the group. "How else was I supposed to prove my worthiness for the position of Hokage?"
 
seitora

seitora

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Ichigo: Aizen, I'll kill you for putting me under that illusion! Dattebayo! Damn it! *covers mouth*

Aizen: I'm impressed, Ichigo. Nobody else has ever managed break my illusions.

Ichigo: The Infinite Tsukiyomi gave me a sense of deja vu over an all powerful unbeatable illusion, and I slowly remembered the real world, datteba- Grrrr. ..
 
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ankokudaishogun

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Sasuke's isn't fighting Naruto to kill him, but to sever the past, the karma chakra souls of Indra and Ashura, from both of them.
Naruto is going to understand everything after the first exchange of blows.
Ends with Sasuke going back to the wife he married over the time skip.
 
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