Naruto What is the most troll ending of naruto you would be ok with?

Fellgrave

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#26
da_fox2279 said:
Naruto returns from a long mission, and as his friends go looking for him at his apartment, they discover him... in bed with Tsunade.

"What?" Naruto says, looking at the group. "How else was I supposed to prove my worthiness for the position of Hokage?"
I'd be satisfied with this.
 

seitora

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#27
the Naruto manga is really a highly exaggerated, grossly fictionalised autobiography of Naruto son of the demon-fox from the pilot chapter, with Kuroda doing the illustration

Village Chief: Not bad, but did you really have to put in that Sexy Jutsu?

Kuroda: He blackmailed me into doing that section.

Naruto: The fanservice, man, the fanservice!
 

NTP

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#28
Sasuke chest-fucks him with another chidori.

Light fades out.

He wakes up to the sound of an alarm clock.

Looks around.

It's his old apartment.

Day of team assignments.

Was it a dream or did it happen?
 

13ry4n

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#29
Naruto activates a suppression seal that he had placed on sasuke during the fight with Kaguya, realizing that any alliance with sasuke would be a temporary one. Non-lethally disabling him and rendering him impotent. That last part was because the seal was created by the shukaku.
 

seitora

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#30
Naruto beats Sasuke, only to wake up in the real world where it's revealed the Naruto world was really a highly advanced computer simulation designed to generate an A.I. that could be used in super-soldiers to fight off a demon invasion.
 

Hoki

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#31
Sakura dies
 

jakkuzarippa

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#32
seitora said:
Naruto beats Sasuke, only to wake up in the real world where it's revealed the Naruto world was really a highly advanced computer simulation designed to generate an A.I. that could be used in super-soldiers to fight off a demon invasion.

Hideo, is that you?
 

Shirotsume

Not The Goddamn @dmin
#33
jakkuzarippa said:
seitora said:
Naruto beats Sasuke, only to wake up in the real world where it's revealed the Naruto world was really a highly advanced computer simulation designed to generate an A.I. that could be used in super-soldiers to fight off a demon invasion.

Hideo, is that you?
Not nearly batshit enough to be an idea from Kojima.
 

Fellgrave

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#34
Which would be...?
 

goldenarms

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#35
Sasuke kills Naruto, only for Naruto to point to his left. Sasuke kills Naruto, only for Naruto to point to his left. Sasuke kills Naruto, only for Naruto to point to his left.

As it turns out, Naruto learns that making up your own seals on the fly is NOT advised, and now Sasuke is trapped in a jury-rigged version of Izanami forcibly powered by his own Rinnegan power. Naruto still hasn't figured out if there's a way out of it, so he leaves Sasuke in Sakura's care while he wanders the land in search of a cure.
 

SportsDrink

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#36
How about:

Now a note from Kishimoto-sensei!

"See you guys in part 3!!!"
 

Hoki

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#37
Just as Naruto and Sasuke deal one final blow to each other, the next page will show a penguin holding a banner that says "Congratulations!"
 

Stormfury

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#38
13ry4n said:
Juubi said:
When Naruto opened the seal and tried to bro up with Kurama, he gets eaten. The end.
Kyuubi: T-T-That's all folks! *Loony tunes style outro music*
I remember reading a long time ago a story like this.

Where the Kyuubi pretended to be a woman who fell in love with Naruto, only for when Naruto managed to gain immortality or destroy the world or something to be with her forever the Kyuubi reveals he was trolling the entire time, then pretends to switch back and forth between being his mother and being in love with him, then both. Played off for humor rather then horror.
 

Altered Nova

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#39
Naruto and Sasuke were caught in the infinite Tsukuyomi after all, and what's happening right now is either Sasuke or Naruto's dream, depending on who wins the fight.

The zombie Hokage will form an underground resistance to Kaguya's new world order, eventually learning how to enter and exit the illusion at will and sneakily remove individuals from the genjutsu that aren't too far gone in their search to find "the one" who will lead them to victory against the hordes of plant men who dominate the surface and their bunny goddess leader, in a blatant Matrix ripoff.
 

beorn91

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#40
This was all part of Aizen's plan. Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu.
 

Vikraal

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#41
Stormfury said:
13ry4n said:
Juubi said:
When Naruto opened the seal and tried to bro up with Kurama, he gets eaten. The end.
Kyuubi: T-T-That's all folks! *Loony tunes style outro music*
I remember reading a long time ago a story like this.

Where the Kyuubi pretended to be a woman who fell in love with Naruto, only for when Naruto managed to gain immortality or destroy the world or something to be with her forever the Kyuubi reveals he was trolling the entire time, then pretends to switch back and forth between being his mother and being in love with him, then both. Played off for humor rather then horror.
Well you've jumbled things up, but this is the fic I believe;
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3474784/1/What-s-the-Worst-That-Could-Happen
 

Stormfury

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#42
Vikraal said:
Stormfury said:
13ry4n said:
Juubi said:
When Naruto opened the seal and tried to bro up with Kurama, he gets eaten. The end.
Kyuubi: T-T-That's all folks! *Loony tunes style outro music*
I remember reading a long time ago a story like this.

Where the Kyuubi pretended to be a woman who fell in love with Naruto, only for when Naruto managed to gain immortality or destroy the world or something to be with her forever the Kyuubi reveals he was trolling the entire time, then pretends to switch back and forth between being his mother and being in love with him, then both. Played off for humor rather then horror.
Well you've jumbled things up, but this is the fic I believe;
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3474784/1/What-s-the-Worst-That-Could-Happen
That was it, yeah.

And I was close enough.
 

seitora

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#43
beorn91 said:
This was all part of Aizen's plan. Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu.
look up several posts
 

beorn91

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#44
Lee frees himself from the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Beats Naruto and Sasuke, free everyone, win Sakura's hearth and convert the world to the Youth.
 

goldenarms

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#45
beorn91 said:
Lee frees himself from the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Beats Naruto and Sasuke, free everyone, win Sakura's hearth and convert the world to the Youth.
"Sakura, honey, where's the fireplace?"

"Lee ran off with it, mom."

"Again?! Why does he keep doing that?!"

"I... think he needs it for his Youth Initiative. Or something. I stopped asking about things a long time ago."

"Well, Mr. Youth Initiative's going to have to make do with cold leftovers for his dinner. Tonight, me, you, and your father are going out for sukiyaki."
 

Hoki

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#46
A Valvrave the Liberator kind of ending, with aliens and all that, which we still don't know what the hell happened.
 

seitora

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#49
Naruto defeats the Sauce with a Hokage Mountain-sized Spirit Bomb Rasengan
 

kijin666

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#50
The series ends like Fosfor's old Naruto fic 'Tomato Soup'. Naruto murders Sasuke after Kaguya is dealt with, and uses his death as yet another piece in his master plan to unite the world under his banner. Ending shot shows Naruto watching Konoha celebrate it's first ever National Ramen Appreciation Day from the Hokage's tower.
 
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