What Makes These People Breathe?

[MnemoD]

I'm sure everyone has had to deal with a person who's typing makes L337 speak look like a Person-Who-Has-Mastered-Every-Language's speech patterns.

I.E. "hi who r u?"

A not-so-bad example, but my best one at this moment.

I'm not sure if a rant such as this has been posted before, but I just felt the need to put one up.

I have enough faith in the human-race to think we MIGHT survive until the Sun dies out, but me thinks we won't get any smarter.... (Intentional replacement of I with Me.)

Unfortunately, it seems, some people think they're capable of writing if they have the ability to put down a word that isn't spelled with three numbers, five semi-colons, and a @ symbol.

My friends,

I'm going to murder you in your sleep.

If you have no ability to use Grammar, Punctuation, or have a Vocabulary the size of an asian man's penis (No offense to any asian men, just using a stereotype to enhance the humor of this rant.) You SHOULD NOT BE WRITING ANYTHING SOME DECENT HUMAN BEING MAY READ!

We have enough suicide attempts, and successes as it is.

Thank you

 

[nuclear death frog]

In answer to the title question, breathing is an autonomic function controlled by the medulla oblongata, which is at the very top of the spine, below the cerebellum. It also controls heartbeat and at least one or two other bodily functions over which we have zero conscious control for a variety of good reasons.

 

[MnemoD]

Bad attempt at a joke, I hope.... Eh.

I was actually implying that they're far too stupid to know how to breathe themselves.

 

[nuclear death frog]

Hence me saying the body takes conscious control out of the question.

The "variety of good reasons" basically boil down to, some people are too stupid to breathe on their own.

Also, if we had to consciously regulate breathing, how would we sleep? Durrrrrrr...