ôSleep with me.ö
ôNo.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
A succubus, she called herself. Seduced members of the human race in order to eat a portion of her victimÆs souls.
And his roomie had to summon her because he couldnÆt get laid - didnÆt even bother to think to hire a hooker. God, heÆs such a creeper.
And since the summoning blew Creeper headfirst into a wall, he had to deal with a horny servant of the Devil until Creeper came back from the hospital. ThatÆs just great.
ôThe power of Christ compels you.ö
ôYouÆve been saying that for the past minute. You threw a cross dipped in holy water at me and hit my face. Nothing happened. Nothing is happening. And nothing is going to happen except for you moaning in ecstasy - seriously, stop wasting my time and take off your pants.ö
ôàAmituofo. Amituofo. Amituofo. Ami-ô
ôOkay, just because IÆm not affected by Christianity doesnÆt mean IÆm a Buddhist demon.ö
ôThen what the hell are you?ö
ôIÆll tell you if you sleep with me.ö
ôNah.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
At first, he thought it would have been easy. She wasnÆt attacking anyone else, just him. And she was mostly harmless - but she was stronger than him, faster than him, smarter than him.
It was kind of annoying.
Generic religious stuff did nothing to her. She could just teleport into his car when he tried to drive off. If he used brute force û it was okay, she was a demon first, a woman second - sheÆd just get him in a hold, throw him down, and start straddling him.
àBut she never did try to outright rape him. Odd.
-----------------------------
ôWhy havenÆt you tried raping me?ö
ôOh, you want me too? Are you the kind of guy that has to be forced into it every time?ö
ôNo. I mean, you could easily just knock me out and rape me, or like, cast a spell to make me submissive.ö
ôThereÆs no fun in that. ItÆs not just about the sex.ö
ôYour job description seems to make it pretty clear that itÆs all about sex.ö
ôWell, maybe I donÆt like my job. Maybe I donÆt like the fact that my life is all about meaningless nights with meaningless people. Maybe I just want someone to hold me and love me.ö
ôSays the succubus. Have you used that line before?ö
ôMhmm. No one ever bought it.ö
ôAnd for good reason.ö
ôWanna have sex?ö
ôNo thank you.ö
ôBastard. IÆll make you give in to me, one of these days.ö
-----------------------------
After a month û a horrible, god-forsaken month - his roomie was out of the hospital!
àHis roommate was out of the hospital - and refused to deal with the mess he made.
Fuck!
...At least he gave his part of the rent for the rest of the year upfront. The bastard.
So, he dropped his roommate off at his brotherÆs house, and when he walked inside his apartment, she was smiling and snickering and so damned pleased with herself.
And when he threw a book at her, she teleported onto his back and made him carry her to ætheir bedroomÆ.
This has to stop.
-----------------------------
ôOkay, leave, now.ö
ôAww, was Master unsatisfied with last night? IÆm sorry.ö
ôOkay, no. You snuck into my bed.ö
ôYou didnÆt kick me off it.ö
ôYouÆre a woman!ö
ôWhat happened to ædemon first, woman secondÆ?ö
ôàShut up.ö
ôOh, IÆm sorry. Am I sleeping on the couch tonight?ö
ôYou can take the bed, IÆm sleeping on the couch.ö
ôA perfect gentleman who treats his lady well. WonÆt you ravage me tonight?ö
ôDonÆt you mean ravish?ö
ôA little of A, a little of B - just please, have sex with me?ö
ôNot today.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
A couple of months, and things were still at a standstill.
This was insane.
She hasnÆt been with anyone since they metàmaybe.
But, regardless, there were thousands of people û why him?
àHeÆs been too relaxed about this.
-----------------------------
ôMaster, whatÆs wrong now? You look soàstressed.ö
ôThere are at least 500,000 males in a mile radius. About a third of them would be all over you the moment you told them æI want you.Æ A half of them would take days, weeks to break down at most. IÆve lasted months.ö
ôYeah, so?ö
ôSo, why wonÆt you leave me alone and go fuck someone else?ö
ôItÆs not about the sex.ö
ôYou said that before.ö
ôWell, itÆs true.ö
ôSo, what is it that makes me special? What do I posses that would make you refuse to give up on me?ö
ôYouÆll taste good.ö
ôàö
ôNo, not like /that/ - well, maybe. But your soul will taste delicious, like a full course meal at a five star restaurant.ö
ôàOkay.ö
ôYouÆre fine with that?ö
ôAs long as itÆs not æI love youÆ or something like that.ö
ôOh, so youÆll love me tenderly, now?ö
ôàNah.ö
ôBastard.ö
Another month.
-----------------------------
HeÆs been in a battle of wills with her for half a year now.
SheÆs weakening. The smiles are fading, that purposeful bounce when she walks to him is gone û sheÆs replaced nearly everything about her with sighs, clenched teeth, and mutters.
But heÆs weakening, too. What was once a confidant smirk became a frown paired with a furrowed brow. He didnÆt really argue with her, when she even bothered to try asking for sex.
It worried him. Why did it worry him?
-----------------------------
ôWhatÆs wrong?ö
ôYouÆre not sleeping with me, thatÆs whatÆs wrong.ö
ôIÆm sorry, but-ô
ôSorry?ö
ôàWell, yeah.ö
ôIÆve been trying to seduce you, and youÆre sorry for me.ö
ôYes.ö
ôThen fuck me.ö
ôNo.ö
ôBastard. Why not?ö
ôI donÆt like sex thatÆs a one off thing.ö
"Oh, so youÆre like me, too.ö
ôàI guess.ö
ôWellà what if I stayed?ö
ôLike what youÆve been doing for the past half year?ö
ôYeah. Just like now. Except with, you know, sex.ö
ôBut then I lose.ö
ôWhen did Master begin competing with me?ö
ôWhen Servant said æIÆll make you give in to me, one of these daysÆ.ö
ôIf giving in is how youÆll lose, how do you win?ö
ôMaking you go away.ö
ôIÆm hurt.ö
ôI donÆt really feel like winning, anymore.ö
ôSo youÆll have sex with me?ö
ôàOnly if youÆre in the bed when I wake up.ö
ôSo youÆll have sex with me.ö
ôàYeah.ö
ôàBastard.ö
ôBut I agreed!ö
ôDonÆt make a demon wait so long next time, then.ö
ôWoman first, demon second.ö
ôAww, how sweet.ö
ôNo.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
A succubus, she called herself. Seduced members of the human race in order to eat a portion of her victimÆs souls.
And his roomie had to summon her because he couldnÆt get laid - didnÆt even bother to think to hire a hooker. God, heÆs such a creeper.
And since the summoning blew Creeper headfirst into a wall, he had to deal with a horny servant of the Devil until Creeper came back from the hospital. ThatÆs just great.
ôThe power of Christ compels you.ö
ôYouÆve been saying that for the past minute. You threw a cross dipped in holy water at me and hit my face. Nothing happened. Nothing is happening. And nothing is going to happen except for you moaning in ecstasy - seriously, stop wasting my time and take off your pants.ö
ôàAmituofo. Amituofo. Amituofo. Ami-ô
ôOkay, just because IÆm not affected by Christianity doesnÆt mean IÆm a Buddhist demon.ö
ôThen what the hell are you?ö
ôIÆll tell you if you sleep with me.ö
ôNah.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
At first, he thought it would have been easy. She wasnÆt attacking anyone else, just him. And she was mostly harmless - but she was stronger than him, faster than him, smarter than him.
It was kind of annoying.
Generic religious stuff did nothing to her. She could just teleport into his car when he tried to drive off. If he used brute force û it was okay, she was a demon first, a woman second - sheÆd just get him in a hold, throw him down, and start straddling him.
àBut she never did try to outright rape him. Odd.
-----------------------------
ôWhy havenÆt you tried raping me?ö
ôOh, you want me too? Are you the kind of guy that has to be forced into it every time?ö
ôNo. I mean, you could easily just knock me out and rape me, or like, cast a spell to make me submissive.ö
ôThereÆs no fun in that. ItÆs not just about the sex.ö
ôYour job description seems to make it pretty clear that itÆs all about sex.ö
ôWell, maybe I donÆt like my job. Maybe I donÆt like the fact that my life is all about meaningless nights with meaningless people. Maybe I just want someone to hold me and love me.ö
ôSays the succubus. Have you used that line before?ö
ôMhmm. No one ever bought it.ö
ôAnd for good reason.ö
ôWanna have sex?ö
ôNo thank you.ö
ôBastard. IÆll make you give in to me, one of these days.ö
-----------------------------
After a month û a horrible, god-forsaken month - his roomie was out of the hospital!
àHis roommate was out of the hospital - and refused to deal with the mess he made.
Fuck!
...At least he gave his part of the rent for the rest of the year upfront. The bastard.
So, he dropped his roommate off at his brotherÆs house, and when he walked inside his apartment, she was smiling and snickering and so damned pleased with herself.
And when he threw a book at her, she teleported onto his back and made him carry her to ætheir bedroomÆ.
This has to stop.
-----------------------------
ôOkay, leave, now.ö
ôAww, was Master unsatisfied with last night? IÆm sorry.ö
ôOkay, no. You snuck into my bed.ö
ôYou didnÆt kick me off it.ö
ôYouÆre a woman!ö
ôWhat happened to ædemon first, woman secondÆ?ö
ôàShut up.ö
ôOh, IÆm sorry. Am I sleeping on the couch tonight?ö
ôYou can take the bed, IÆm sleeping on the couch.ö
ôA perfect gentleman who treats his lady well. WonÆt you ravage me tonight?ö
ôDonÆt you mean ravish?ö
ôA little of A, a little of B - just please, have sex with me?ö
ôNot today.ö
ôBastard.ö
-----------------------------
A couple of months, and things were still at a standstill.
This was insane.
She hasnÆt been with anyone since they metàmaybe.
But, regardless, there were thousands of people û why him?
àHeÆs been too relaxed about this.
-----------------------------
ôMaster, whatÆs wrong now? You look soàstressed.ö
ôThere are at least 500,000 males in a mile radius. About a third of them would be all over you the moment you told them æI want you.Æ A half of them would take days, weeks to break down at most. IÆve lasted months.ö
ôYeah, so?ö
ôSo, why wonÆt you leave me alone and go fuck someone else?ö
ôItÆs not about the sex.ö
ôYou said that before.ö
ôWell, itÆs true.ö
ôSo, what is it that makes me special? What do I posses that would make you refuse to give up on me?ö
ôYouÆll taste good.ö
ôàö
ôNo, not like /that/ - well, maybe. But your soul will taste delicious, like a full course meal at a five star restaurant.ö
ôàOkay.ö
ôYouÆre fine with that?ö
ôAs long as itÆs not æI love youÆ or something like that.ö
ôOh, so youÆll love me tenderly, now?ö
ôàNah.ö
ôBastard.ö
Another month.
-----------------------------
HeÆs been in a battle of wills with her for half a year now.
SheÆs weakening. The smiles are fading, that purposeful bounce when she walks to him is gone û sheÆs replaced nearly everything about her with sighs, clenched teeth, and mutters.
But heÆs weakening, too. What was once a confidant smirk became a frown paired with a furrowed brow. He didnÆt really argue with her, when she even bothered to try asking for sex.
It worried him. Why did it worry him?
-----------------------------
ôWhatÆs wrong?ö
ôYouÆre not sleeping with me, thatÆs whatÆs wrong.ö
ôIÆm sorry, but-ô
ôSorry?ö
ôàWell, yeah.ö
ôIÆve been trying to seduce you, and youÆre sorry for me.ö
ôYes.ö
ôThen fuck me.ö
ôNo.ö
ôBastard. Why not?ö
ôI donÆt like sex thatÆs a one off thing.ö
"Oh, so youÆre like me, too.ö
ôàI guess.ö
ôWellà what if I stayed?ö
ôLike what youÆve been doing for the past half year?ö
ôYeah. Just like now. Except with, you know, sex.ö
ôBut then I lose.ö
ôWhen did Master begin competing with me?ö
ôWhen Servant said æIÆll make you give in to me, one of these daysÆ.ö
ôIf giving in is how youÆll lose, how do you win?ö
ôMaking you go away.ö
ôIÆm hurt.ö
ôI donÆt really feel like winning, anymore.ö
ôSo youÆll have sex with me?ö
ôàOnly if youÆre in the bed when I wake up.ö
ôSo youÆll have sex with me.ö
ôàYeah.ö
ôàBastard.ö
ôBut I agreed!ö
ôDonÆt make a demon wait so long next time, then.ö
ôWoman first, demon second.ö
ôAww, how sweet.ö