XKCD - Troll Slayer

Takerial

Well-Known Member
#1
So I was sitting there thinking a little bit. When suddenly the xkcd comic troll slayer popped into my head.






http://xkcd.com/591/




When you first glance through you, you have a mild chuckle. Imagining them getting a taste of their own medicine.

Except, you have probably forgotten one thing. This is 4-chan, specifically /b.

So basically, the thread is depicting Meyers directing her fans to 4-chan to get back of /b for trolling one of the twilight forums.

Think about this will you. These are fans of hers, most of them slightly retarded, going onto 4-chan in complete ignorance of what awaits them. Most of them young teenage girls too.

This is akin to a shepard going "Well those wolves keep eating some of my sheep. You know what, I'll just lead my flock of slightly retarded sheep straight into the wolves den. That'll scare them."

Cause let's face it. /b is able to troll one of their forums with only a handful of their members quite successfully. What do you think would happen if their prey came onto their forum, the one they know the ins and outs of, the one where these kids have to play by their rules that they created and distorted.

Exactly.
 

Aarik

Well-Known Member
#2
The tide of Twilighters would scream in like a flood.

/B/ would, for the first time, have enough people to troll...

Wait.

Twilighters getting trolled, /b/ being preoccupied indefinitely.

Why has this not happened?

Who should we get to working on this.
 

Halibel Lecter

Well-Known Member
#3
*Halibel Lecter?trades her Espada uniform for fatigues and a lucky troll.

Ya got one willing warrior. :D
 
#4
This already happened. Months ago. Why do you think so many Twilight fans are completely fucking insane now?

They came. They saw.

They broke.
 

Aarik

Well-Known Member
#5
You don't RUN OUT of twilight fans, you just beat the last wave, then another comes.

Like facing the Imperial Guard but more like the lemming stereotype.
 

Takerial

Well-Known Member
#6
Of course, this would only happen until /b got bored of just trolling twilight fans.

And they would then block all twilight fans with the ingenous trap of


Do you like Twilight


Yes No




Please choose one.


Yes would autoban said ip address.
 

Mercsenary

Well-Known Member
#7
Fucking Burger King
you have fallen.

Seriously.
Have you seen that commercial where they are like "We brought real Edward and Jacob fans to help people choose"

Fucking all the people they chose are like WTF are these chicks doing in my face. All I want to do is just scratch this card to see if I won money and eat my fucking food. GTFO."
 
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