You Have Two Cows

Akiyoshi

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#26
And now...

Veyron: You've found a cow being mistreated by her owner so you blow his head and freed the cow who then decided to follow you. You act rude towards the cow but you might like the company after all.

Cypha: A stern farmer asked you about the killing of an entire herd, you took the balme for it just to see the farmer's angry face, then you sliced the farmer and blasted her cow just for kicks and giggles.

EDIT: As Sonica put up in Chapter 25, Cypha's recent "defeat" at the hands of Signum is pretty questionable.
 

Hoki

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#27
Akiyoshi said:
For now i'm focusing on Victoria and Sigelinde as my two fav characters of ViVid. Both are interesting characters and both are top tier at least within the young newcomers group xD
You have good taste my good man. Although none of them are newcomers, since Victoria ranked 3rd IIRC in the last tournament and Sieg is a ten time champ.

Anyway...

Erio: People keep associating you with a cow and a bee. evidence shows that you prefer the cow.

Subaru: You have a cow, everybody thinks rainbows are straighter than it.

Kyouya: Most people don't seem to know that you were once a great rancher, since your youngest sister became more popular than you.
 

Akiyoshi

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#28
Hoki said:
You have good taste my good man. Although none of them are newcomers, since Victoria ranked 3rd IIRC in the last tournament and Sieg is a ten time champ.
I know, with "young newcomers" i'm referring to the entirety of ViVid's cast as they're younger than the main cast and probably also weaker but they fight within their own circle so i think it's fair to give them their own tiers list appart of the FORCE cast.

Hoki said:
Kyouya: Most people don't seem to know that you were once a great rancher, since your youngest sister became more popular than you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Awww... Good one, poor Kyouya xDU

Arisa: Long ago you liked to tease a cow until another one came and slapped you, then you liked to see yourself as that cow's owner until a blonde farmer came and took it as well, you started to consider yourself to be pretty bad at this but you're happy nontheless because you like the blonde farmer as well and you still get to play with the cows.

Awwww... Arisa-chan ToT
 
#29
Dearche: You have ALL THE COWS, mwahahaha~! You delegate the actual care of them to someone else, of course, but you use their milk and beef to produce gourmet food for your minions, so they should be grateful.

Stern: Your Majesty took your cows. You gladly take care of all of hers.

Levi: Your Majesty took your cows. Stern won't let you help take care of them, and instead put you on wolf-patrol. C'mere, puppies! The Slasher wants to play!

Yuri: Your Majesty conspicuously never explicitly took your cows from you like the others, despite her claims of owning all of them. You don't mind, and split your time helping Stern care for the cows, helping Dearche cook, and keeping Levi from getting bored enough to do something unfortunate.
 

Hoki

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#30
Dearche: You want to have all the cows, and thus seek the ultimate power so that you could eliminate the other farmer who suspiciously looks like you. In the end, you end up on another ranch.

Levi: You don't really care if you have cows or not, as long as your boss gets what she wants. Although you can easily be bribed with sweets.

Stern: Your boss wants cows but has no idea how to get them, your co-worker is too simple minded to care, so you end up calling all the shots. You even told your boss to shut up so your plan would go smoothly. You're only interested in finding out which between you and that other farmer has the bigger stick.
 

Akiyoshi

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#31
Hoki said:
Stern: Your boss wants cows but has no idea how to get them, your co-worker is too simple minded to care, so you end up calling all the shots. You even told your boss to shut up so your plan would go smoothly. You're only interested in finding out which between you and that other farmer has the bigger stick.
Okay that one made me snicker for a couple of minutes, bad Aki, bad Aki xDU

Let's see...

Carter/Kurt: You have three cows, they don't seem to respect your position as a farmer but at the end of the day they gladly receive your care and follow your orders. You may be a better farmer than most people think.
 

Hoki

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#32
Akiyoshi said:
Hoki said:
Stern: Your boss wants cows but has no idea how to get them, your co-worker is too simple minded to care, so you end up calling all the shots. You even told your boss to shut up so your plan would go smoothly. You're only interested in finding out which between you and that other farmer has the bigger stick.
Okay that one made me snicker for a couple of minutes, bad Aki, bad Aki xDU
You need to get treatment, buddy XD

Arnage: You have two cows. You are proud of them and you constantly berate another farmer for not having cows as big as yours.

Isis: You have two small cows and you are content with them being as big as they are. Other farmers have made a derogatory nickname for you because of your cows, which really pisses you off.
 

Mr Coin00

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#33
Darn it all, I was left behind in all this conversation.

Time to do the numbers.



Jail: You have 12 cows and you have impregnated all of them with a purple bull.

Uno: You don't rear cows, you are a secretary of an evil ranch owner.

Due: You have a cow that can change forms and you use it for espionage.

Tre: You have a pink cow and you trained it to be the best cow in the whole ranch, too bad, the pink cow was not given much debut time.

Quattro: You use to have 13 cows, you used the 11 cows as a bait to distract wolves while you escape, leaving the 12 cows to fend for themselves. You have 2 cows left, 1 cow was evil, while another was used to win the "Best ranch of the Dimensions completion". You almost got away with it, but a competing ranch owner in white clothing forcefully stole your prized cow and made it her own and she prepared the evil cow's meat for a celebration party under a pink grill. Free steak for everyone!


Cinque: You used to have 2 cows, 1 cow was killed by a wolf, while another survived to live the tale. Now you have to take care of the wolf that killed your cow.


Sein: You have a cow that can sink through walls and you use to harass people.

Sette: You have 1 pink cow, and it was left forgotten in the ranch for some reason.

Otto: You have a cow that looks exactly like a bull, now the other competing ranch owners are all confused.

Nove: You have trained 4 cows, and your favorite cow was the one that almost got you killed when you first bought her.

Deici: You have a cow that has developed a phobia for pink grills.

Wendi: You have 3 cows, 1 red, 1 blue, and 1 brown, they fought each other for the attention of their new orange-haired owner.

Deed: You have a brown cow who fell in love with two ranch owner, and she was torn between the two of them.
 

Andarion

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#35
Mhm maybe I'll make a little attempt...

TSAB Council: You had a mad cow once, one you hoped to cash on but somewhere along the way you found yourself out in the pasture eating grass while the cow took your house.
 

Akiyoshi

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#36
Bored, leaving this...

Veyron: You saved a cow from her evil former owner. Now that cow don't stop following you around despite your complains.
 

bhl88

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#37
I think this should have been Levi's:
Levi: Your boss wants you on wolf patrol, and you decided to give the role to your other boss and.... Oh look, Original! Do you have a blue lollipop?
 

Old Iron

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#38
<_<

>_>

Hayate: You had a cow and took very good care of it. Then your old partner came back from the dead and stole it from you through some form of necromancy.
 

Mr Coin00

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#39
Old Iron said:
<_<

>_>

Hayate: You had a cow and took very good care of it. Then your old partner came back from the dead and stole it from you through some form of necromancy.
You're evil, Old_Iron. >.<
 

Hoki

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#40
Mr Coin00 said:
Old Iron said:
<_<

>_>

Hayate: You had a cow and took very good care of it. Then your old partner came back from the dead and stole it from you through some form of necromancy.
You're evil, Old_Iron. >.<
Well, you can't get more evil than King Bradley, but in a cool way.
 

Old Iron

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#41
Hoki said:
Mr Coin00 said:
Old Iron said:
<_<

>_>

Hayate: You had a cow and took very good care of it. Then your old partner came back from the dead and stole it from you through some form of necromancy.
You're evil, Old_Iron. >.<
Well, you can't get more evil than King Bradley, but in a cool way.
*Evil Laughter* I try~
 

Nanya

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#42
... Hmm...

Shiro: You had three calves that you and your wife raised, one was seduced by a vampire, one says at home and the last one ran away with a pack of wolves, a ferret and a tanuki.
 

041088

Well-Known Member
#43
Masaki Tsuzuki: you have one hell of a cow of a franchise and people keep milking it, milking it, and milking it.

....Sorry. I can't resist.
 
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