So I'm not sure
why this Friday night ended on such a note for me, but earlier tonight I had the chance to try out some truly terrible, bargain-priced, bottom-shelf US whiskey: Seagram's 7.
Me: *sips*
Me: "Wait, this tastes familiar. And bad. But bad in a familiar way."
Me: *goes hunting for a bottle of truly terrible, bargain-priced, bottom-shelf US vodka buried in the back of my freezer*
Me: *does a shot of Rikaloff*
Me: "Oh gods, they taste IDENTICAL.
"