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Pridefall

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Just trying to deliver you anything and everything from all around the corners of the intarwebs.

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The Russian Army, Advanced Level
 

Pridefall

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"Spotted on the back of a PT cruiser in the cinema car park last night. I've only ever driven a Cruiser in Gran Turismo, from which experience I would have to agree that it is evil. "

- Spinnyhead, on Flikr
 

Ringmaster

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#3
How NOT to pay for your pizza!



Yes, that IS me holding $29 worth of PENNIES! PENNIES!!!!
 

trevelyan1983

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#5
Indeed. Although the article snippet fails to mention that the case is aimed at stopping fucktards from wasting the time of the court circuit with their stupid and pointless cases. ^_^
 
#6
I've read that idea in a book once. Insurance company won't pay for an 'Act of God' so he sues the Pope (who, of course, represents God).
 

Left Shoe

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#9
At UIUC? :snigger: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - I'll go look for this guy on Monday. (I won't mention TFF, but if he has anything worth posting, I'll put it up.)
 

Pridefall

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#10
[Taken from the Futurist]

The Top Ten Transhumanist Technologies

The Lifeboat Foundation has a special report detailing their view of the top ten transhumanist technologies that have some probability of 25 to 30-year availability. Transhumanism is a movement devoted to using technologies to transcend biology and enhance human capabilities.

I am going to list out each of the ten technologies described in the report, provide my own assessment of high, medium, or low probability or mass-market availability by a given time horizon, and link to prior articles written on The Futurist about the subject.


Read more...
 

Cornuthaum

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Pridefall

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Bacon Exotic Candy Bar - New

Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate


Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination.

Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it--chocolate.
--Katrina

Shelf Life: 3 months
Gluten free
41% cacao, 3oz.
 
#13
Pridefall said:


Bacon Exotic Candy Bar - New

Applewood smoked bacon + Alder smoked salt + deep milk chocolate


Deep milk chocolate coats your mouth and leads to the crunch of smoked bacon pieces. Surprise your mouth with the smoked salt and sweet milk chocolate combination.

Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it--chocolate.
--Katrina

Shelf Life: 3 months
Gluten free
41% cacao, 3oz.
:sweat2: ... :huh!: ... :sick2: ... :sick3:

:flameon: :flameon: :flameon: :flameon: :flameon:
 

Cornuthaum

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#14
Things Man Was Not Meant To Create And Or Dabble With: Including, from now on, chocolate-bacon.

COME ON, seriously. Brr.
 

foesjoe

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#15
Mmmmm, Chocolate Bacon. :drool:
 

Left Shoe

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#16
Actually, the way it's described, it doesn't sound half-bad. (Granted, I can stomach a lot more than most.)

Now mustard on Oreos, that is disgusting.
 

Pridefall

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Monkey Shoulder: a blend of small-batch single malts from three Speyside distilleries, casked in batches of 27. Because itÆs a blend, you shouldnÆt be afraid to mix it ù straight, it has strong vanilla notes, and a long honey and malt finish. Powerful Speyside nose to it. Also good for replacing your blood with. As I am, right now.
-- Warren Ellis
 

Pridefall

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No picture today.

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar.

"It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

Video: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/1...828/detail.html
 

Legacy|iB

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#19
Since today is the appropriate day, I just have to add this, as reported from Gamespot.



Master Chief heads to Harvard statue

Hordes of Halo enthusiasts marked the launch of Bungie's latest shooter by lining up outside their local game retailers in anticipation of the nationwide midnight release events. Although that's all well and fine for the plebeians, a few industrious minds at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology felt that the occasion warranted a bit more of a spectacle--something along the lines of a ridiculously overwrought prank.

Following in a long-running tradition of defacing the iconic effigy, the statue of John P. Harvard at Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts, was adorned last night with a bronze-colored Spartan helmet (pictured), according to MIT campus newspaper The Tech. In addition to the helmet, MIT pranksters outfitted the statue of Harvard's eponymous founder with Master Chief's assault rifle (bullet count of 2E, for those wondering), and left a Beaver-emblem calling card on the statue's shoulder.
Oh my god, I freaking love MIT now.
 

Left Shoe

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#20
The Threesome Monkeys alcohol was ... :headbanger: I can only hope to use it as bleach.

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Now there's some real Robin Hoods: stealing from the chains for the benefit of ... well, they can share the wealth if they want to. :snigger:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Harvard Halo statue FTW!!!!
 

Ike

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#22
Pridefall said:
No picture today.

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar.

"It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

Video: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/1...828/detail.html
I've read a similar story, but in reverse.


Dude was breaking into a guys house, without knowing the owner was there.

As the thief was skulking in, the owner rounds a corner... With a katana.


He holds the thief at swordpoint till policemen arrive.
 

lord geryon

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#23
Ike said:
Pridefall said:
No picture today.

RICHLAND TOWNSHIP, Pa. -- Police said two women dressed as ninjas were responsible for the hold-up of a Richland Township gas station Saturday morning using a samurai sword.

Police said the two women -- one with a dagger, and the other carrying the sword -- entered a Sunoco station in the 5600 block of Route 8 at about 3 a.m.

According to police, the women tied up the clerk and robbed the store of cash, cigarettes and lottery tickets.

"They were all covered in black and carrying swords, so it did appear that they were dressed like ninjas," said Chief Robert Amman of the Northern Regional Police Department. "Swords, daggers could be used to seriously harm victims, so this is a very serious crime."

Police said the clerk was not harmed and is OK.

No arrests have been made and no suspects have been identified.

Rick Lekki said it was hard for him to believe that a robbery occurred across the street from his business, R and J's bar.

"It's shocking. Things like that just don't happen out here. I just can't believe it happened," Lekki said.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police.

Video: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/1...828/detail.html
I've read a similar story, but in reverse.


Dude was breaking into a guys house, without knowing the owner was there.

As the thief was skulking in, the owner rounds a corner... With a katana.


He holds the thief at swordpoint till policemen arrive.
I will cut you, bitch!

Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
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