ôThis is just ludicrous! Jonah, I know that youÆve accused Spider-Man for being responsible for a lot of things in the past but being the one to trigger all this madness?!ö
ôThis is simply the climax to Spider-ManÆs hidden agenda!! All these years, heÆs been building up something and now heÆs unleashing it on the world. Once this dies down, he steps in and swiftly sets up his own world order with minimal fuss from any possible resistance.ö
ôJust think for a second! Do you honestly think that heÆs capable of this?ö
ôOf course he is! He probably played the part of a hero long enough to gain the trust of other legitimate heroes like the Avengers or the Fantastic Four and get access to vital resources! Robbie, you really need to sharpen up those instincts of yours if youÆre going to make it as my successor.ö
ôJonah, you seem to have forgotten that weÆre here to print facts from an objective point of view with minimum bias. When you remember that purpose, then weÆll talk.ö
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ôWhat am I doing? I shouldnÆt be arguing with Jonah at a time like this. We need to think of some way to help the people. Maybeàö
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ôSorry, folks. I forgot something back there.ö
ôYou want us to hold the elevator door for you, Mr. Robertson?ö
ôYou go on ahead. IÆll grab another ride later.ö
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ôJonah? Look, IÆmàö
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ôWhat the hell?!?ö
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ôOoof!!ö
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ôHowÆs it going, Robbie? *BURP* Excuse me.ö
ôSpider-Man?!? Oh my godàö
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ôSheeshà J.J. never really gives anything for fair value, does he?ö
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ôFirst, thereÆs how he undervalues some of the pictures I present to him.ö
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ôThen he undervalues other things I bust my butt off for. Even now, his corpse doesnÆt give a lot of tasty value!! I mean, although Aunt May wasnÆt exactly a large helping, at least her aged flesh gave my taste buds a unique and tasty experience!ö
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ôà Peter?ö
ôNo use hiding it anymore, I guess. ItÆs me, Robbie. Good old Peter Parker, staff photographer at the Bugle. A funny thing happened to me on the way to workà.ö
I hope to make several other Marvel Zombie one-shot bits for a collection of mini-stories that I'll post on FF.net.
ôThis is simply the climax to Spider-ManÆs hidden agenda!! All these years, heÆs been building up something and now heÆs unleashing it on the world. Once this dies down, he steps in and swiftly sets up his own world order with minimal fuss from any possible resistance.ö
ôJust think for a second! Do you honestly think that heÆs capable of this?ö
ôOf course he is! He probably played the part of a hero long enough to gain the trust of other legitimate heroes like the Avengers or the Fantastic Four and get access to vital resources! Robbie, you really need to sharpen up those instincts of yours if youÆre going to make it as my successor.ö
ôJonah, you seem to have forgotten that weÆre here to print facts from an objective point of view with minimum bias. When you remember that purpose, then weÆll talk.ö
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ôWhat am I doing? I shouldnÆt be arguing with Jonah at a time like this. We need to think of some way to help the people. Maybeàö
DING!
ôSorry, folks. I forgot something back there.ö
ôYou want us to hold the elevator door for you, Mr. Robertson?ö
ôYou go on ahead. IÆll grab another ride later.ö
DING!
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ôJonah? Look, IÆmàö
THWIP!
SLAM!
ôWhat the hell?!?ö
THWIP!
ôOoof!!ö
MUNCH
MUNCH
ôHowÆs it going, Robbie? *BURP* Excuse me.ö
ôSpider-Man?!? Oh my godàö
SQUELCH
GULP
ôSheeshà J.J. never really gives anything for fair value, does he?ö
MUNCH
MUNCH
ôFirst, thereÆs how he undervalues some of the pictures I present to him.ö
MUNCH
SQUELCH
GULP
ôThen he undervalues other things I bust my butt off for. Even now, his corpse doesnÆt give a lot of tasty value!! I mean, although Aunt May wasnÆt exactly a large helping, at least her aged flesh gave my taste buds a unique and tasty experience!ö
MUNCH
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ôà Peter?ö
ôNo use hiding it anymore, I guess. ItÆs me, Robbie. Good old Peter Parker, staff photographer at the Bugle. A funny thing happened to me on the way to workà.ö
I hope to make several other Marvel Zombie one-shot bits for a collection of mini-stories that I'll post on FF.net.