Naruto A Naruto fanfic as written by TFF

[seitora]

I was just randomly wondering, what would a Naruto fic influenced by TFF culture look like?

What I came up with after two minutes:

Naruto learns the Exploding KB and joins the ANBU Demolition Corps

Main pairing is Naruto x catgirl!Tora because catgirls

Danzo finds out about this and gets all creepy voyeur encouraging them to have sex right away so they produce Super Babies of DOOM(TM)

Hinata is considered a once in a century genius of the Hyuuga as she demonstrates the greatest talent with the True Hyuuga Bloodline (TM)

Kyuubi is a loli pyromaniac that likes to chase her tails

 

[Knyght]

Sounds like the TFF of 4+ years ago.

 

[KurokamiDG]

Just what was it like back in those times, exactly?

 

[Knyght]

Enthusiastic and easily amused?

 

[nixofcyzerra]

Those were the days...

Actually, I only joined in '08. Have I been a member for long enough to say stuff like that?

 

[Knyght]

We've been around for about five years and lived through the Era of Closed Registration. Good enough for me.

 

[MnemoD]

He says, despite not knowing what it means to truly be an OLD FAG.

 

[Knyght]

Ancient One!

 

[Shirotsume]

Why the fuck have I been here 5 years.

 

[seitora]

I'm only at 3. Got in shortly before the Great Cutoff.

 

[Matrix_Explosion]

Don't even remember when I joined...

Ah! There we go, 2007. [strikethrough]5[/strikethrough] 6 years and 2 months.

Ahaha, wow, can't believe people trust me with their money...

 

[Shirotsume]

matrix... it's 2014.

 

[Cooltony101neo]

lol
Just have naruto be awesome at everything but genjutsu and special weapons i guess, his clan seemed to be the best at seals and ninjutsu, and straight up chakra manipulation, also he has to be funny cant forget that

 

[seitora]

lol
Just have naruto be awesome at everything but genjutsu and special weapons i guess, his clan seemed to be the best at seals and ninjutsu, and straight up chakra manipulation, also he has to be funny cant forget that

So basically 90% of the fics on FFN that aren't yaoi, high school, etc.

 

[KurokamiDG]

Would his parents be involved?

 

[Cooltony101neo]

why would they if they're dead

 

[Yorae Rasante]

So... Naruto would be Batman without the angst?

 

[Ashaman]

What even was the last Naruto fic produced here?

Apart from that short Sakura's mum fic.

And when did I join again? Let's find out

 

[Shirotsume]

Didn't genkyoikenyoikenkikdnenikldfkjgdfgwhargbl just end?

 

[Knyght]

Nah, but it's getting close. Last chapter in progress.

 

[Ashaman]

While its true that its coming to a close, iys also been in progress for years. Its not exactly a new fic.

Besides that, I not really a fan of it anyway.

 

[seitora]

I'm disappointed. None of you have actually listed any ideas since! (outside of Ct101n's sarcastic generic Naruto fic traits)

 

[Ashaman]

I'm disappointed. None of you have actually listed any ideas since! (outside of Ct101n's sarcastic generic Naruto fic traits)

I can think of a few things:
Bro!Sasuke, Tricky!Naruto, Competent/genjutsu!Sakura.

 

[Knyght]

Shikamaru gets bitch slapped by reality. Haku lives. Naruto uses shadow clone training on his trip/Jiraiya trains Naruto differently.

 

[Ashaman]

Haku lives.

Male or female?

Or genderless?