A rant about silly people

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I was insulted in the way home from school this afternoon. A pretty girl came up to me, bold as you like, and asked if I was dead! The very cheek!

Admittably, I was wearing my black suit, with a black tie, a black trilby, and black shoes, but still...

 

[sigfried27]

That's when you respond with a nice "That's funny, you seem to think that I care what a whore like you thinks." Insulting people is so very fun.

 

[Zenithos]

If it comes to saying completely random things to completely random people, I guess my brother, Archmagister-Magus, takes the cake. He was walking down a street in Hakodate when he accidentally bumped into a Japanese guy. He stammered 'Shinimasen' which means 'Please die' instead of 'sumimasen' which means 'I'm sorry'.

The Japanese guy was understanding though...well, at least my bro said he was understanding. He sort of muttered 'gaijin' under his breath. In my opinion, I think he was quite pissed.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

That's when you respond with a nice "That's funny, you seem to think that I care what a whore like you thinks." Insulting people is so very fun.

I'm far too nice to say things like that. It's one of my character flaws, being too polite.

 

[sigfried27]

it's understandable, I typically don't insult people until I know them, but if they are just asking for it like that, then on occasion I don't bother being nice.

 

[PCHeintz72]

I was insulted in the way home from school this afternoon. A pretty girl came up to me, bold as you like, and asked if I was dead! The very cheek!

Admittably, I was wearing my black suit, with a black tie, a black trilby, and black shoes, but still...

Hmmm... how odd.

I have however, been known to respond to the inquiry 'how are you doing today' and varients, with 'I'm alive, which I at least consider a good thing'.

I myself consider myself to be a 'not nice' person, but there is a difference between being 'not nice' and being 'mean'.

 

[Legacy|iB]

I was insulted in the way home from school this afternoon. A pretty girl came up to me, bold as you like, and asked if I was dead! The very cheek!

Admittably, I was wearing my black suit, with a black tie, a black trilby, and black shoes, but still...

Come on, man, you should turned around and faced her with a smile and replied with something along the lines of "whoa, interested in necrophilia now, aren't we?"

Or something like that. Best thing to do when insulted or in a very awkward situation is to make it awkward for the person who just wronged you. I often try doing that and it usually works even better against them.

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

I know, but it wasn't untill about three minutes later, after she had gone, when I thought of a comeback, and that was a self-righteous tirade referencing "Night of The Living Dead", Baron Samedi (sic), and Michael Jacksons' "Thriller".

 

[ttestagr]

You blink at her, and ask if her life is so meaningless that she has to go up to random people and make retarded comments about their clothes. Or something to that effect.

Personally I'd have gone with: "Listen cunt. Go home and smack your bitch mother in the mouth for not teaching you manners. Then bend over and have your father fuck you cocksucker."

 

[David Alan Abramczyk]

:blink: Yeesh.... Testy often? :blink:

 

[ttestagr]

Not really. Learned how to curse ad lib from my older sister, who is very good at it. Random senseless stupidity in the streets is one of the few things that cause me to bring it up though. Nasty breakups are the other, but that's usually in privacy.

 

[Fatuous One]

I'd usually just make a 'witty' comment right back, something like, "Are you alive?", in a particularly doubtful tone. But that's just me.



I find ttestagr's reply to be the one with the most shock-value.

 

[Mereo Flere]

I...am not sure what I would do.

I don't really have a problem with being blunt with the female sense, but it's hard to say what would go in my head first, if I were there.

But there's a good chance that I would probably just say, "Why yes. Yes I am."

 

[OniGanon]

Personally I would've given her a hooded look and said, "Yes, sweetie. Come with me to my tomb and I'll show you the benefits of rigor mortis."

 

[SimmyC]

I'd just say, "What is life? Are we truly alive?" And just weird the her out with philosophical mumbo jumbo. :snigger:

 

[Zenithos]

I would have just run up to the person and bite them on the throat. It helps. Really. It helps even more if you suck their blood while you're at it.

Alternatively, take out a tape measure, take her measurements, then claim you're the undertaker.

Or say cryptic things like 'I've been waiting for you...MWAHAHAHAHa'

Well, I said that's what I would do. If you choose to do what I mentioned here then do it at your own peril.

 

[Eternity-Incarnate]

When dealing with cheeky people on the street, the best defense is a good offense. Say things along the lines of 'Yeah, and I'm taking you with me.' or 'Yeah, do you want to see what killed me?' then take out ye old chainsaw. Revenge is sweet.

Personally I'd have gone with: "Listen cunt. Go home and smack your bitch mother in the mouth for not teaching you manners. Then bend over and have your father fuck you cocksucker."

Though this beats chainsaws anytime...

 

[runestar]

I would probably say something like "I am definitely not going before you" or something along that vein... -_-

 

[Eternity-Incarnate]

You know, come to think of it, if some pretty girl comes up to you out of the blue and launches random things at you, then she might actually dig you but not know how to say it.

The way I see it, David, as far as death's concerned, you're the lady killer.

 

[Grunt]

Mixing insults with compliments works pretty good for me. Like

"Whoa, pretty and dumb, what a shitty combination."

as far as death's concerned, you're the lady killer

That cracked me up ^_^

 

[sigfried27]

You know, come to think of it, if some pretty girl comes up to you out of the blue and launches random things at you, then she might actually dig you but not know how to say it.

That pretty much stops being the case after about the age of 12, after that age, it just typically isn't the case anymore.