Harry Potter After the harems kids grow up...

[Tentrees]

Topic thats been buzzing around my head for a few days.

We have all seen the fics were Harry gets a dozen girls and smashes voldie and starts popping out sprogs buy the score...

What would happen to the kids when they go to Hogwarts and start dating? After all a good portion of the school would be far to close (half-siblings or 1rst second cousins) to date.

How would this effect the dating scene at the school?

What if not all the girls that got Pottered told Harry about their kids?

Say a few non-mage girls/lonely house wive along Privet drive decide to give the bad boy a ride or three and he obliges but doesn't come back after fifth or sixth year to see the results.

Would they be onsidered muggleborn or half-blood if the father isn't known/acknowledge?

What happens when they show up at the school?

The Staff' reactions?

The Potter Hordes reactions?

Just another line of plot ideas for you all...

 

[Lord Raine]

I've always assumed that the ultimate end result of any successful harem scenario involving a Shonen Protagonist or equivalent thereof is that an army of hyperpowered siblings conquer the world, the galaxy, and the universe, defeat Evil?, solve all major problems, perfect goverment and legislature, end poverty and hunger, punch out Cthulhu, and then tear open a hole in the fabric of space-time so they can go to the next dimension over and do it all over again.

Fear the Protagonist's balls, for within them lies the fate of all worlds.

 

[Takerial]

half-siblings are a-ok.

 

[sworded]

Use genetic engineering/magic device to prevent deformaties and breed new super race...

Alternatively, a more realistical result would be that they come out of the experience of growing up with such an atypical family structure with either a fairly warped point of view for how relationships should work, or reject it and move far away from their 'family' that they now loath/hate while joining a support group for cult babies. :sisi:

 

[Rahhel]

Everyone that is not of Potter descent is a mudblood therefore the whole pureblood war starts all over again.

 

[zeebee1]

You'd need a couple more generations for that to work.

 

[Rahhel]

You'd need a couple more generations for that to work.

Not if it is a PerfectLionheart-sized harem.

 

[Tentrees]

Maybe but agressively courting the muggleborns (flowers, dates and candy not the forced marriage thing) for a generation or two would dilute out the negative effects and going out of the country for wives/husbands. As bad and as pureblood as it sounds you need the geneology records to keep from breedng to close to each other.

Even a PKH or Harem of Honeys sized harem would be mitigated buy this policy. Certainly not a Witches Secret harem but thats a worse premise then even the dreaded PKH.

I agree with Sworded that they would grow up with a skewed sense of family but what would result woud greatly depend on how Harry treated his wives and they treated each other.

Partly this would also depend on the money. Biggest cause of divorce in America is money. Not to mention the cost associated with 50 plus kids. Let alone remebering all their names and birth days. Even being Uber rich and having House elves to help their would be many sleep deprived nights changing dipers and rocking babies. Some adults staying home to raise babies and others going to work.

I doubt if Rahel's idea would come to pass. I can see the remaining purebloods incensed at the Potters for going outside of England for wives and husbands. And for bringing so many muggleborn into 'polite society'. The war bing started becasue the purebloods are seeing all the money the Potters are making through plain hard work and being unable to grasp the concept, try any dirty trick they can think of to get ahold of the money.

 

[FreedInhibition]

Harry Potter had 120 wives. Each wife gave him 5 kids. Through casual hookups he also has 400 other sprogs running around that do not know he is their daddy.

Harry Potter is the 1,000 children father and is well set to becoming the Wizarding World's next Adam. (Former Adams include Morpheus, and Hercules, Current Adam is Merlin)

Now, he had these 1,000 kids over a 20 year period, so that is around 50 per year.

There are 6 known Magical Schools. QTA suggests that there should be atleast 6 more.

So around 4 siblings in each year group to each school.

4 siblings at hogwarts for each year has turned into a sort of tradition to have one in each house at each level.

-= One hundred years later =-

Harry potter has 325,000 Grand Grand Babies! More then 10 times the original size of UK's magical community and about equal to the worlds former magical community. The magical world now 75% "Potter Family"

Persecution of non-Potter blood is becoming a growing problem.

-= One hundred years later =-

Planet Earth is acknowledged as "House Potter."

-= Two Thousand Years Later =-

House Potter is now know as House Boro and the rule of House Boro has expanded past the lines of Earth...

-= Nineteen thousand Years Later =-

A spectral Harry Potter appears in a vision to a young prince...
"Paul Atreides, you have been prophesied to do what I have once done. You will populate the galaxy with your seed and rule the universe!"

 

[Lord of Bones]

I doubt if Rahel's idea would come to pass. I can see the remaining purebloods incensed at the Potters for going outside of England for wives and husbands. And for bringing so many muggleborn into 'polite society'. The war bing started becasue the purebloods are seeing all the money the Potters are making through plain hard work and being unable to grasp the concept, try any dirty trick they can think of to get ahold of the money.

When did purebloods everywhere fall under the umbrella of Voldemort and the Death Eaters?

 

[Oni_kawaii]

Actually the children are all competing against each other to be declaired the Heir to house Potter/Black.

It's backstabbing and Blackmail aplenty.
who will be made the Heir? for that matter who will be left alive?

Harry learns the hard way why the pure blood houses don't usually have more than one child.

 

[Rahhel]

I doubt if Rahel's idea would come to pass. I can see the remaining purebloods incensed at the Potters for going outside of England for wives and husbands. And for bringing so many muggleborn into 'polite society'. The war bing started becasue the purebloods are seeing all the money the Potters are making through plain hard work and being unable to grasp the concept, try any dirty trick they can think of to get ahold of the money.

You've made a powerful enemy tonight.

I also agree with Lord of Bones. I wouldn't be surprised if there still are purebloods who follow Grindelwald's ideology.

 

[Tentrees]

Should have said 'Pureblood supremists'. And no their is no way their all under one umbrella. Not after Grindlewald. Voldemort in canon appears to have been limited to England.

What I was trying to say was that portions of the Purist movemnt would want to get ahold of the Potter money. Especially in light of a large clan of Potters who work hard and pay back into a trust fund for future generations. A trust manged by the Head of House for the education of future Potters. Such a trust with ten to thirty adults sending three to ten percent back into it would over a decade or so have a lot of money in it if invested wisely. Something like this would be a huge target for the purists. Especially those who are little more then thugs forom old Pureblood families who have fallen on Hard times.

Say like a Draco whose father is killed or executed after the first or second Blood war having to radically down size his standard of living (fines from a vengeful government eat into ones inheiretance) and he is looking to recuop the family fortunes and rehabilitate the family name. But is up against a lot of suspicion and mistrust for his fathers actions (not nice of the Light siders but it happens all the time) and he can get no traction in makng a go of whats left of thefamily business (what ever that may actually be).

 

[Lord of Bones]

What I was trying to say was that portions of the Purist movemnt would want to get ahold of the Potter money. Especially in light of a large clan of Potters who work hard and pay back into a trust fund for future generations. A trust manged by the Head of House for the education of future Potters. Such a trust with ten to thirty adults sending three to ten percent back into it would over a decade or so have a lot of money in it if invested wisely. Something like this would be a huge target for the purists. Especially those who are little more then thugs forom old Pureblood families who have fallen on Hard times.

You are aware that the 'Purist' movement was essentially a group of terrorists with no legitimate political party, right? Or is this yet another 'fanon=canon' thing that you're bringing up?

 

[Gatorade]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

 

[SotF]

What I was trying to say was that portions of the Purist movemnt would want to get ahold of the Potter money. Especially in light of a large clan of Potters who work hard and pay back into a trust fund for future generations. A trust manged by the Head of House for the education of future Potters. Such a trust with ten to thirty adults sending three to ten percent back into it would over a decade or so have a lot of money in it if invested wisely. Something like this would be a huge target for the purists. Especially those who are little more then thugs forom old Pureblood families who have fallen on Hard times.

You are aware that the 'Purist' movement was essentially a group of terrorists with no legitimate political party, right? Or is this yet another 'fanon=canon' thing that you're bringing up?

Actually, it doesn't quite seem that way. The Death Eaters were a terrorist group, but there did seem to be non-terrorists with those same leanings.

It probably did effect the political groupings somewhat as well in the actual books, although they were not a stated political "party"

 

[Prince Charon]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

I want to think that you're making that up, but I've read (part of) the fic in question, so I wouldn't be to surprised if you're not. Disgusted, but not surprised.

 

[Tentrees]

Sigh...

Not supporting incest Charon not one bit. I'll leave that for the guys who like to pair Harry with Draco and Lucius (not my cuppa).

I'm just proposing that the large Harems negative effect on the population could be mitigated by having the next generation follow guidlines on who not to marry.

Potter Hier Marry's muggleborn or halfbloods. Potters marry purebloods only if not from Great Britian. Squibs and muggle allowed. The goal is to blend the gene pool enough that the diversity does not lack and can keep magic in the family.

 

[Lord of Bones]

Personally, I doubt Harry will care who his children marry as long as they're unrelated, happy and their spouses genuinely love them.

 

[Targaryen]

Personally, I doubt Harry will care who his children marry as long as they're unrelated, happy and their spouses genuinely love them.

I would have thought that would be the whole point of the rules.

 

[FreedInhibition]

Standard Potter dating procedure: First Date-DNA Compatibility Test.

 

[Gatorade]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

I want to think that you're making that up, but I've read (part of) the fic in question, so I wouldn't be to surprised if you're not. Disgusted, but not surprised.

It gets better, his daughters age quickly and are half-warg...whatever the hell that is. And he had that particular daughter (the head of his personal daughter harem no less) by copulating with Princess Diana as a werewolf. Yup.

 

[sworded]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

I want to think that you're making that up, but I've read (part of) the fic in question, so I wouldn't be to surprised if you're not. Disgusted, but not surprised.

It gets better, his daughters age quickly and are half-warg...whatever the hell that is. And he had that particular daughter (the head of his personal daughter harem no less) by copulating with Princess Diana as a werewolf. Yup.

Warg's are wolf monsters of a sort.

 

[Prince Charon]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

I want to think that you're making that up, but I've read (part of) the fic in question, so I wouldn't be to surprised if you're not. Disgusted, but not surprised.

It gets better, his daughters age quickly and are half-warg...whatever the hell that is. And he had that particular daughter (the head of his personal daughter harem no less) by copulating with Princess Diana as a werewolf. Yup.

:huh!: ... and yet again, I'm glad I stopped reading, before it got to that point. :sick:

 

[Takerial]

Witches' Secret solution, shag his own daughters and conveniently never have sons.

I want to think that you're making that up, but I've read (part of) the fic in question, so I wouldn't be to surprised if you're not. Disgusted, but not surprised.

It gets better, his daughters age quickly and are half-warg...whatever the hell that is. And he had that particular daughter (the head of his personal daughter harem no less) by copulating with Princess Diana as a werewolf. Yup.

Warg's are wolf monsters of a sort.

You see them in The Two Towers.