Evangelion Alternate Angel Ideas

[Da-Guru]

In this thread, write up your ideas for alternate Messengers.

Let us start with a giant Starfish about the size of a city. Why? Why not? Inspired by the Star Conqueror from the DCU and The Sandman.

After that, I bring you a Hot Dog. It's not a giant hot dog. Nor is it a mutant hot dog. It's just a normal hot dog, except it has an angel core. And the person that eats it becomes a nephilim, a human/angel hybrid. Then the person gets to fight crime.

 

[Crusader]

An Evangelion-sized Giant Tomato. Inspired by Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

A mass of normal-sized tomatoes with faces and sharp teeth and all of them with AT fields. Inspired by Killer Tomatoes Strike Back!

Man-sized carrots with arms and assault rifles (also come with AT fields). Inspired by Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

 

[Flamewolf]

a giant humanoid killer whale with wings
a giant humanoid lion with wings
a giant humanoid bird

all inspired by kamen rider agito

 

[Prince Charon]

Gojira (Godzilla)
Mothra
Ultraman (to really mess with the kids' heads)

 

[FourthWall]

A bipedal mechanical unicorn thing with crabclaws.
An unkindness of Angel enhanced ravens.
A slime monster.
A suit of chitinous armor filled with tentacles.
A fake Evangelion unit that has a human face on its chest for reasons that are completely inexplicable.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

A mass of Euclidean and Non-Euclidean geometric shapes named Steve.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

An evil janitor.

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

Janitor: Did you stick that penny in my door?

Shinji: Uh...n-no...?

Janitor: ...I'm watching you.

 

[MTing]

An assortment of cute woodland critters that can talk

and they want Shinji to help them kill off a mountain lion.

 

[Da-Guru]

A little cat with enormous teeth and a penchant for biting.

A sentient shade of the color blue.

And an evil video tape.

 

[DrTempo]

How about Mastema from Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey?

 

[mario_zx]

How about Flonne? :lol:

 

[FourthWall]

An assortment of cute woodland critters that can talk

and they want Shinji to help them kill off a mountain lion.

LCL Orgy!

A shapeshifting slime-girl

A trilling musical crystalline structure

A burrowing mole-thing

 

[Da-Guru]

How about Flonne? :lol:

Shinji looked up at the source of the humming.? What he saw startled him a bit.? It was a girl.? She was short.? She was skinny.? She looked like an 8 year old in a swimsuit and a poncho.? And she was humming.

"Uhh, hi," Shinji called out to the strangely dressed girl.

"Hi, I'm Flonne!? I'm an assassin!? Wait, I wasn't supposed to tell you that." the strangely dressed girl responded.

 

[DhampyrX2]

A giant Alucard. Rip van Winkle was calling him Samael anyway. h43r:

 

[Andrew Joshua Talon]

A CHILDREN'S PLAYING CARD!

 

[The Ero-Sennin]

ON MOTORCYCLES!

And there is an Eva-sized cycle, too...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Sentient Hinamizawa Syndrome.

 

[Zeph]

A yeti holding an eel and crane while riding an ox



"Change my name Gendo or your son gets it"

Dramatic Gendo pause "No"

 

[Flamewolf]

shinji's better off dead anyway

 

[GenocideHeart]

Bah, why bother with Angels? Send the big man Himself.

"YHVH appears!"

Fight
Talk
Run
>Die horribly

 

[demon of humanity]

LOL yeah i agree with what you posted.

 

[GenocideHeart]

LOL yeah i agree with what you posted.

Well duh. When GOD HIMSELF shows up to smite you, you know you're fucked without lube.

10 bucks says even Gendo would shit a brick there.

 

[That Shark Which Was Jump]

"YHVH pointed at Gendo Ikari!"

"Gendo Ikari died!"

I noticed some errors in your post, so I fixed them for you.

Aren't I nice?

 

[GenocideHeart]

"YHVH pointed at Gendo Ikari!"

"Gendo Ikari died!"

I noticed some errors in your post, so I fixed them for you.

Aren't I nice?

Actually the pointing is Satan's shtick. YHVH just speaks a word and you drop dead.