Akamatsuverse Alternative Keitaros...

Anon Amarr

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#51
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Gynophobe keitaro
Keitaro the Hater of Women. Hasn't updated in a while though.

Timelord Keitaro. The Urashimas are all timelords, the Hinata Sou's annex (or better, the Hinata Sou itself) is a Tardis. Bonus points if it gets stuck looking like a massive hotel on a hilltop as well.
 

FinalMax

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#52
Anon Amarr said:
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Gynophobe keitaro
Keitaro the Hater of Women. Hasn't updated in a while though.
Memory logs it as dead, author got bored and declared it so.
 
#53
Anon Amarr said:
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Gynophobe keitaro
Keitaro the Hater of Women. Hasn't updated in a while though.

Timelord Keitaro. The Urashimas are all timelords, the Hinata Sou's annex (or better, the Hinata Sou itself) is a Tardis. Bonus points if it gets stuck looking like a massive hotel on a hilltop as well.
Gynophobia is a fear of women. Hatred of women is misogynism.
 

Crusader

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#54
Keitaro, the Dark Acolyte.

Basically Keitaro's found by one of Count Dooku's Dark Acolytes and then is trained to be a dark jedi. Currently his skills are about that of an average padawan but with training and experience can reach Ahsoka Tano's proficiency in TK.

Now who would be his trainer? Asajj Ventress? Sora Bulq? Quinlan Vos? One of the lesser ranked like Tol Skorr?

Being somewhat eccentric this Dark Acolyte wields a Sith Sword found on Korriban which could possibly be the legendary Naga Sadow's Poison Blade.
 

Crusader

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#56
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Keitaro as a subject in the Animus program, gaining the skills of his ninja ancestors.
Going for an Assassin's Creed approach I see.

I think he would be formidable enough to face Motoko in two-person combat, even though Motoko would have the advantage in being able to project ranged attacks with her sword.
 

firestorm

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#57
Crusader said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Keitaro as a subject in the Animus program, gaining the skills of his ninja ancestors.
Going for an Assassin's Creed approach I see.

I think he would be formidable enough to face Motoko in two-person combat, even though Motoko would have the advantage in being able to project ranged attacks with her sword.
Do want.
 
#58
Crusader said:
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
Keitaro as a subject in the Animus program, gaining the skills of his ninja ancestors.
Going for an Assassin's Creed approach I see.

I think he would be formidable enough to face Motoko in two-person combat, even though Motoko would have the advantage in being able to project ranged attacks with her sword.
What can I say, I got the new game and I love it.
 

Crusader

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#59
Andrew Joshua Talon said:
What can I say, I got the new game and I love it.
Maybe I should try playing them.

For some reason I was thinking of a darker take on Keitaro's neurotic obsession with Naru and increasing it to the point that he's willing to take to methods Kanako would use as a means to an end. Like a Legacy of Kain like approach where a crazed Keitaro decides to challenge the fates for better throw against his destiny by travelling back in time and forcing Naru by any means necessary to love him without him having to become a facsimile of Seta, but ironically that would make him an abuser who tries to force another person into submission to his will. And it then turns into a Keitaro vs. Keitaro confrontation where a pre-Seta Keitaro has to face an older post-Seta Keitaro who's turned psychotic and is clearly the strongest of the two.
 

Crusader

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#61
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Keitaro, due to one to many landings on his head, now thinks he's a character from a TV show.
Which one?

Jack Bauer?

MacGyver?

Sledge Hammer? :p
 

Crusader

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#62
New idea: Keitaro and Kanako Urashima got enlisted into a clandestine counter-terrorist organization like for instance Rainbow Six, specializing in terminating terrorists using ki-based powers and techniques. While Kanako is the strongest and versatile of the two, Keitaro makes up for it by using his inhuman damage resistance and firearms to take down his adversaries.
 

Crusader

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#63
Another idea for an AU Keitaro:

Keitaro the extreme sport adrenaline junkie. After discovering that he's got some kind of invulnerability that protects him from harm this Keitaro decided to try to test it to the limit by particapating in various extreme sports or performing dangerous stunts. He became somewhat of a celebrity for surviving several accidents without getting a dent.
 

PCHeintz72

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#64
Crusader said:
Another idea for an AU Keitaro:

Keitaro the extreme sport adrenaline junkie. After discovering that he's got some kind of invulnerability that protects him from harm this Keitaro decided to try to test it to the limit by particapating in various extreme sports or performing dangerous stunts. He became somewhat of a celebrity for surviving several accidents without getting a dent.
Sounds like it would read like the old SuperDave series.
 

Crusader

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#65
PCHeintz72 said:
Crusader said:
Another idea for an AU Keitaro:

Keitaro the extreme sport adrenaline junkie. After discovering that he's got some kind of invulnerability that protects him from harm this Keitaro decided to try to test it to the limit by particapating in various extreme sports or performing dangerous stunts. He became somewhat of a celebrity for surviving several accidents without getting a dent.
Sounds like it would read like the old SuperDave series.
With Keitaro's bad luck I think you're right. Su would probably want to be his assistant making things get more out of hand.
 

MWkillkenny84

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#66
Idea for an AU Keitaro.
Hina Urashima give to Keitaro her grandfather's scroll of martial arts.
With the family true secret.
The Futae No Kiwami.
Yes, the Urashimas are descendant of Sanosuke Sagara (Ruroni Kenshin)!
Well, THIS explain the inhuman physical resistance of the family members, their partial immunity at kenjutsu techniques and general bad luck...
 

FinalMax

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#67
Crusader said:
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Keitaro, due to one to many landings on his head, now thinks he's a character from a TV show.
Which one?

Jack Bauer?

MacGyver?

Sledge Hammer? :p
The Stig
 

Crusader

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#68
Keitaro goes Green Goblin after an accident.

Here's an old crack fic I'm guilty of writing just to give people something to laugh about.

Urashima Keitaro Super-Villain Extraordinaire

It isn't any good, but then again the intention wasn't to make it good, but funny and so stupid that people wonder what weirdo could've written this.
 

Ordo

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#69
I canÆt believe I didnÆt think of this sooner. Keitaro is an æolderÆ Mega Man (aka Rock Man). After his final victory over Doctor Wily and his evil robots, Mega ManÆs combat armor and weapons were removed by Doctor Light, and he was remade older and more in line with his original design. Which explains why heÆs so good at keeping the Hina Inn clean.

Grandma Hina is Dr. LightÆs sister, while Haruka is a rebuilt Roll. Kanako is a new light-bot and a bridge between the classic robot design and the æXÆ design. In fact itÆs heràobsessive attitude towards Keitaro that leads Dr. Light to sealing X away until heÆs sure that his latest creation wonÆt go rogue.

Keitaro met the Promise girl when he was still young, before Wily reprogrammed the original 6 (or 8 if you want to use the æPowered UpÆ history) and he choose to upgrade himself into a battle bot.
 

DrTempo

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#70
Ordo said:
I canÆt believe I didnÆt think of this sooner. Keitaro is an æolderÆ Mega Man (aka Rock Man). After his final victory over Doctor Wily and his evil robots, Mega ManÆs combat armor and weapons were removed by Doctor Light, and he was remade older and more in line with his original design. Which explains why heÆs so good at keeping the Hina Inn clean.

Grandma Hina is Dr. LightÆs sister, while Haruka is a rebuilt Roll. Kanako is a new light-bot and a bridge between the classic robot design and the æXÆ design. In fact itÆs heràobsessive attitude towards Keitaro that leads Dr. Light to sealing X away until heÆs sure that his latest creation wonÆt go rogue.

Keitaro met the Promise girl when he was still young, before Wily reprogrammed the original 6 (or 8 if you want to use the æPowered UpÆ history) and he choose to upgrade himself into a battle bot.
This is unique...Explains WHY Keitaro can take as many beatings as he does.

Of course, the events of the upcoming Mega Man 10 can happen here, and this causes Keitaro to come out of retirement.
 

Ordo

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#71
DrTempo said:
This is unique...Explains WHY Keitaro can take as many beatings as he does.

Of course, the events of the upcoming Mega Man 10 can happen here, and this causes Keitaro to come out of retirement.
So how would the Hina girls react to discovering that their kind hearted Ronin was a battle bot whoÆd spent much of his life defending humanity from the depredations of the mad Dr. Wily?

Suu, I feel, would want to take him apart and see what makes him tick.

ShinobuÆs attitude would be mostly unchanged, I think.

IÆm not sure how Kitsune would react.

Motoko would likely view Keitaro as an experienced warrior trying to leave a life of violence behind.

Naru would be secretly annoyed that the guy she kinda sorta likes is in fact a machine.

Mutsumi, like Shinobu, wouldnÆt treat Keitaro any differently.

Sara might be a little awed that her dope of a manager is actually pretty cool when he dons the armor and fights for humanity.
 

Ordo

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#72
Kanako: "who is beyond good and evil? who is the prophet of anti-life? who is the rock and the chain and the lightning? all powerful! all unforgiving! all conquering? who is your new god now and forever?"

Urashima: "Keitaro is."


Yeah feel free to file this under never happens...


10 cool points to whoever get's the reference.
 
#74
David Alan Abramczyk said:
Damn you Ordo! Now I'm thinking of Keitaro as "SHAFT!"

And is it Darkseid?
It is. Used in Final Crisis to describe Darkseid... by Darkseid himself, if I'm not mistaken.
 

Ordo

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#75
Delta Green Friendly said:
David Alan Abramczyk said:
Damn you Ordo! Now I'm thinking of Keitaro as "SHAFT!"

And is it Darkseid?
It is. Used in Final Crisis to describe Darkseid... by Darkseid himself, if I'm not mistaken.
First off, 10 cool points to Delta Green friendly, congratulations. Though the Quote I saw was from 'Rock of Ages' it was about Dakrseid.

You see this cat Kei is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Kei
(Then we can dig it)


Heh, now in all seriousness how could that possible work. I mean itÆs not like a young Keitaro could fall in love with detective novels, and begin attaining the skills he needs to be a brilliant private eye before heÆs 13. Then, once heÆs proven himself on small cases, go on to provide assistance solving a few local crimes and mysteries. In fact it was his dogged determination to solve a case with the local PD that made him miss the last entrance exam. So he goes to Hina Inn, becomes the manager, and runs a Private Eye business on the side thatÆs supposed to be providing some extra cash, but ends up doing a lot of pro bono work for beautiful women in distress,

Yup, nothing like that could ever work. :p
 
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