Harry Potter Amusing bit I found while reading.

[malcolm75k]

From "The Blood Tipped Feather" http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3226536/4/The_..._Tipped_Feather

"Harry and got him a Muggle long winter Jacketà not unsimilar to the one Harry had seen Remus wearing but much newer. Harry had assumed he had helped get it for him, as it was not a garish color that the Purebloods insisted on dressing in. It was long and reached Harry sins, Black and thick."


Harry, your Black and thick sins are puddling on the floor again!


:blink:

 

[Souffle]

"Faster, Harry, harder! Oooohhhhh!" Tonks moaned, ecstacy driving her to new heights.

"I'm... I'M SINNING TONKS! HNNNNNGGGGGG" Harry yelled, as he sinned deep within her.



I'm going to hell~

 

[malcolm75k]

"Faster, Harry, harder! Oooohhhhh!" Tonks moaned, ecstacy driving her to new heights.

"I'm... I'M SINNING TONKS! HNNNNNGGGGGG" Harry yelled, as he sinned deep within her.



I'm going to hell~

I'll save you an asbestos cushion for when you join me.

 

[parker]

save me one i'm going to level four

 

[malcolm75k]

save me one i'm going to level four

No prob. Bring some marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate when you show. We can make smores. I like smores.

Found another one in the same story. Just a typo, but:

"The suits really were practically their own little apartments; their own 3 bedroom, 48th floor, magical apartment, with kitchen, bath, and Laundry service via elf."

What doe it have in its pocketses?

Looks like a full bathroom with whirlpool in the right. The left has the kitchen. Quite nice, but blasted uncomfortable when the elf comes by to do the Laundry.

:snigger:

 

[kingdark]

what's a smore?

 

[H-Man]

Apparently it's what people who sit in a circle to eat around a campfire do.

 

[MannequinMuse]

Apparently it's what people who sit in a circle to eat around a campfire do.

A smore is a marshmellow with chocolate which are melted, sandwiched between graham crackers and eaten while warm. So you wouldn't do one unless you had a desert fetish and liked having your bits burnt.

 

[Fatuous One]

...

Where's that from...?

 

[Souffle]

looooooool

The best Final Fantasy, XI.

 

[Fatuous One]

One of your previous signatures made me lean favorably to a bestiality pairing... I'm not sure what this one brings up...

Something... interesting.

 

[Souffle]

One of your previous signatures made me lean favorable to a bestiality pairing... I'm not sure what this one brings up...

Something... interesting.

Uhh, can you remember what sig that was? I usually forget my sigs minutes after i change them...

 

[Fatuous One]

It would be this one:

There was also a hentai picture that acts as a prequel of sorts to it...

 

[Souffle]

Oh yeah! That's probably my favorite sig. The more you look at it, the more you comprehend, then the :rip1: sets in. Yeah i have the precursor pic somewhere, too.

 

[Mereo Flere]

...

Well, now you've got it in my head.

I just thought it was cute, but...

 

[Fatuous One]

I thought it was extra cute once the comprehension set in. ^^;