'Light. Why is there light? Don't tell me I left the light on again. Got to get out of that habit. Stupid sister, I blame her. Roll over bury head in ...no under pillow, problem solved. ...Wait the sofa doesn't have a pillow. Get up, look around because this is not a sofa.'
'Definitely not a sofa. It's a bed. A very nice bed. A bed I haven't ever seen in person. A bed I don't remember going to sleep in. In a room I don't recognize. Nice though. Differrent from what I'm used to but nice all the same.'
'Recap, not on a sofa, not my house either, what the hell?'
'Wake up. Get up, move.' I got my legs over the side of the bed, and tripped from a sitting position as soon as I tried to take my first step. 'My head hurts, no that's wrong, my face hurts, specifically my nose. Nice going dumbfuck. Tripping while sitting down that takes real talent.'
'Well suicide will really fuck a guy up, ugh. ...Wait I haven't commited suicide. Yes I did, sleeping pills, last night. No months ago, but they didn't work though.' Pushed myself up from the floor into kneeling position. 'What the hell is going on with my memories?'
The door slams open with a creak. Never heard that before, a door slamming open and making a creak, weird.
"Good morning dear. We're going to have so much fun." the voice a young girl said from behind me.
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I turned around and what I see makes my heart catch in my throat.
'Ashley.'
Nostalgia, hurt, and surprise seem to want to also escape out through my throat, but my heart being there makes me gag.
"I...what?" 'Smooth. Real smooth.' I took a closer look, and it's easy to see it's not Ashley, but she looks close enough that it's easy to make that mistake. Except that was years ago, and I haven't seen her since, and this girl is short.
She stands there with with her hands on her, nonexistant, hips and smiles down at me.
"I said good mornin' and we're gonna have so much fun. The dear part is because you're my fiancee. Questions?"
"A myriad, but let me stand up first," I hold up my finger in that 'hold on a sec pose'.
"Actually there's a whole lot buts," I stood up slowly with my right hand pushing me up, when I noticed it, I wasn't much taller than her,"and I'm short, and brown, well I've always been brown but, this."
"Is there a mirror nearyby?" I asked.
"I'll have Chachamaru get one," the girl said.
"Chacha...maru? Who... is that?" I asked because suddenly a strange day, had just gotten so much closer to terrifying that it was funny. Yes I meant funny not not funny.
"My servant," she answered.
"Pregunta numero tres, what's your name?" I asked trying to not freak out.
"Evangeline A. K. McDowell," Eva answered.
"Well your last name would make mine sound better at least," I mumbled because this had gotten freaky real fast.
"What do the A and K stand for?" I asked more looking for a safe question than because I didn't know.
"Athanasia Katherine," she answered, "Now enough stupid questions we've got places to be."
"Clothes shopping better be one of those places cause a t-shirt, and raggedy khakis do not a wardrobe make." I pointed out.
"Hmm," she hummed. 'Hmm isn't an answer!' Of course I didn't say that, I am/was/ suicidal not a masochist. Man do I need to get this memory thing figured out.
"So how much do you know about me?" I asked.
"Probably about as much as you know about me," she shot back as she headed down the stairs, I guess I'm supposed to follow. I'm starting to see a bit of the Eva from the manga, that's good cause I know her pretty well, and bad cause she's not so nice.
"Vampire, powerful magi, really scary and, blah," I answered.
"You're not acting like it," she points out snarkily. Is it snark or am I mislabeling it? Whatever I'll just use a computer to look it up later till then snark equals being a smartass.
"Magic didn't exist in my world, and if it really did well I never saw it," I point out as we reach the bottom of the stairs.
"So you're from another world?" she asks as she leads me into the kitchen.
"Dunno, maybe," 'Definately,' "Depends how you define world. To quote Terry Pratchet The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look behind words that have changed their meanings."
"If you define world by reality, and reality as my preconceptions of what is true or not, then I could be from this same planet, and you and I would be from totally different worlds." I point out, as she rumages in the fridge for something.
"Lemonade?" she offered, that's good cause the closest thing to japanese food I've ever eaten is instant ramen.
"Thanks, but didn't you say you had a servant?" I asked. I mean a real live robot who wouldn't want to see that?
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that's it for now, now supper calls
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"I sent her ahead of us, to prepare some things in my resort," Eva answered taking out a pitcher of lemonade.
"So I don't mean to sound like a spoiled brat, but I hope your servant knows some western dishes, because I haven't ever tried any japanese foods, so you know." I said, because honestly natto sounds nasty.
"I'm European," Evangeline pointed out as she took out some glasses from the cabinets, and pouring some lemonade into them.
"American, well Mexican-American actually, well I was, but I have a good idea about what happened and I'm probably not anymore, but I was." Ugh, this sentence made my inner grammer-nazi physically ill.
"Here," she said slidding me a lemonade cup accross the tabletop. Was she kicking her feet in the air? Yep.
"So this resort, what's so special about it?" I asked because I frankly didn't want any silence, if there was, well if you've ever had that weird feeling between your shoulder blades that tells you something bad is going to go down you'll know what I mean when I say it was getting to the point that my back felt like ice.
"It's a magic resort inside a glass sphere, time moves differently in it, twenty four hours inside per every hour outside, and it's loaded with magic so even a beginner like you can get off a couple of spells," she answered as she sipped her lemonade.
"Like Rip Van Winkle," I pointed out.
"More like Urashima Taro, but close enough," she replied with a smile. I thought it was because she was happy to have another westerner around.
"So I'll ask you again what's so special about it?" I asked.
"Well, aren't you clever?" she said as if I was some particularly amusing dog.
"It was a hunch, but lady luck's always been like that to me." I answered.
"Huh, well whatever, we're going to the resort," she said as she stood and headed out the kitchen. This time she told me where we were going at least, so this is an improvement I guess?
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I don't really have a choice so I follow her into the basement. The drawings don't really do the basement justice. It's extremely creepy, cute, and manic is the only word I can think to describe it. That is seriously a lot of dolls.
A soft clearing of her throat tells me I should hurry up. Looking at Eva with her fist over her mouth for the throat clearing I spot her other hand and proving my suicidal urges haven't completely left me I take her hand and tug her closer to the diorama.