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Moshulel

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Alzrius said:
Another link I found while poking around Warpwizard's LiveJournal. I didn't even know they had strippers at funerals in China, and now they may be ending before I even got to attend one? It's not fair!

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14482354/?GT1=8404
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Ya, that's right. They hire strippers at funerals because of the fact that the family is better viewed if more people attend to your funeral...

Wierd? Sure, but it beats crying and mournong. :p

Why choose the whisper when you can have the bang?
 
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Hawk

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I've never given much thought to my own funeral arrangements before, other then the fact that I want lots of shit to drink to be present for anybody who decides to attend.

Now I know at least one other thing I want for my funeral... :)


Marriage I have given some consideration to, on the other hand. Now all I have to do is find a woman crazy enough to agree to walk down the aisle musically accompanied by The Imperial March of Star Wars fame... :D
 
Lord Raa

Lord Raa

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I must confess to being tempted to go one stage further and have hookers at my funeral.
 
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Israfel

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I always wanted to have the song 'Green Bird' (from Cowboy Bebop) played at my funeral. As well as setting up a recording before I died of me greeting the various people who come to see my dead body during the wake, that would say things like "Hi, nice to see you, don't I look like myself?' and other random things, ah that would be amusing. Oh and that grim reaper-ish angel that served as Tom Riddle Sr.'s grave stone in the fourth Harry Potter movie, I want that for my tombstone, so frickin' sweet
 
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Dark Knight Gafgar

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My corpse will either be given to science, an explosives testing range, or some hot necrophiliac chick who preferably looks like Kanako.
 
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cilrais

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I plan to live forever, but in the unlikely event I die, I want to be shot into the Sun with my loved ones.
 
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Dark Knight Gafgar

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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the guy in the passenger seat
 
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Hawk

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> My corpse will either be given to science, an explosives testing range, or some
> hot necrophiliac chick who preferably looks like Kanako.

Speaking of necrophiliacs, I'm instantly reminded by an old classic strip from the emminent webcomic "Sexy Losers".

http://sexylosers.com/007.html

It's a mini-series, that begins with this strip. Just keep checking out the following Suicide Girl strips for some truly sick chuckles.

Of course, the whole comic is all about truly sick chuckles. :)
 
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Dark Knight Gafgar

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Shiunji is my role model (along with Hannibal Lecter), and it sucks that Sexy Losers got discontinued :blue:
 
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Israfel

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Wah! The pictures don't show up for some reason for me. *cries*
 
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Hawk

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It's your firewall messing things up with the pictures. I have the same problem myself, every single time I swap harddrives and have to reinstall and reconfigure everything, the comics at sexylosers doesn't show up. :/

http://sexylosers.com/faq.html#referer
 
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Alzrius

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On the subject of material that's inspirational for fics, there's some in my neighborhood.

I like right next to a historic district. In a recent effort to slow down cars from speeding in the area, they put down large rubber mats at a few key points. Not ugly speed bumps, these mats (which can be removed) are about eight feet long, and as wide as the road.

How is that anything you'd use in a fic? Well, the sign next to each mat identifies it: "SPEED HUMP."

:snigger:
 
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Moshulel

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cilrais said:
I plan to live forever, but in the unlikely event I die, I want to be shot into the Sun with my loved ones.
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Heh, i plan on getting myself a nice cool Nitrogen tank. This way when science will evolve enough, i'm going to get back to life all new and refreshed. :snigger:

I still got a lot of time until that moment though. :p
 
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