Nasuverse Archer survives against Berserker

kaiseryuu

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#1
Ok, I wrote this basic idea once before and I just remembered the idea again. I haven't read my original version I did and since how my brain tends to format itself on its own I don't remember much of it. Since I do consider my past self to be trash I won't go and read it, so I don't know how much of it is the same.

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"Ah..."

He blinked.

"Where am I?" He felt wozy and exhausted. "Ugh... My head..?" There was something in his hand, he noted as he felt it throb, asking for him to notice it.

It was dark and the air felt heavy. The only source of light coming from the object in his right hand, illuminating the barren earth in a circle around him.

The sword, for a sword it was, in his right hand was a rather beautifully crafted one. It's golden patterns humming pleasantly in his hand, the large inlaid jewel on the pommel amplifying the radiance of the blade.

His head throbbed as he looked at the blade for a moment.

He knew this sword.

He knew it well.

Clarent. No, that's wrong, I've never seen Clarent. You're-

"Ah... It's you." A bitter smile.

"I shouldn't use you, not after all I've... Sorry for bringing you out like this." He muttered as he thrust the point of the blade in the dirt deep enough to leave it standing.

Just as his hand left the handle, a surge of pain rippled through him. Not sharp, not hot, not pain.

More akin to a low humming throb echoing all throughout his being as an afterglow.

Slowly opening his eyes as the worst of the pain was gone he peered around him. Was it getting brighter again? But the shadows on the ground hadn't receeded one bit.

Then the smell hit him.

Not shadows veiling the ground. Blood.

As far as the eye could reach, barren earth with blades stabbed into the ground covered in blood.

For a moment there was confusion, but that did not last. He knew what it was.

Every blade here was stained. Bloodstained. Every blade, demonic and holy had a patch of rust from the blood of innocents.

Not because they had been wielded by heroes or villains, not because they had been created for such.

No.

The only reason for their marred splendor was him.

He had seen them. He had wanted them. He had used them.

And he was stained. His hair ashen, skin burned, mind tired.

The blood of thousands, possibly millions stained his hands.

He swallowed to suppress the feeling of disgust and self-loathing. A sword next to him was pulled out of the ground. Another behind him. Every blade was drawn from the soil, held in his hands.

The blood had to have come from somewhere after all.

By every blade held by a hazy figure kneeled an innocent. An innocent who had to be cleaned. For the sake of the many Alaya reasoned and compelled.

"I..." This wasn't real. It was just pieces of memories that didn't belong to him.

Every instance of him raised a blade. Every innocent stared with frozen horror at their death.

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!"

Not like that would matter.

His will wasn't to be.

This wasn't real. These were just memories.

Fresh blood spilled the ground as all the figures disappeared, blades stuck back into the ground.

"I... I didn't... not for this...!"


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Ahh.

He felt pretty good. Relaxed. Calm. Serene even.

He frowned in his half-asleep state, his eyes closed as he muttered to himself. Aside from that dream just now. What a nightmare. Usually his nightmares were of that day, not something like that.

He took a deep breath as he turned to sleep on his side. The sudden motion from him caused a reaction in someone a few inches away from him.

He blinked, his eyelids lazily allowing perception.

He was in... The Einzbern castle outside Fuyuki. He almost smiled. He hadn't been here in a long time. He used to sleep in these quarters next to the kitchen often.

With a lazy smile and drowsy gaze, he turned to the squeak from a few seconds ago.

Ilya. He almost snickered. The look in her eyes was one he was intimately familiar with.

The look was a cross of a deer-caught-in-the-headlights-of-an-incoming-car and desperate I-can-still-work-my-way-out-of-this.

Ilya, the little imp was planning something again. No doubt a prank on him. Taiga was such a bad influence, Rin too. What was it this time? Permanent marker mustache or a hair dye job? He still remembered that time she dunked his head in white paint so they would have matching hair.

He snickered this time, causing the little snow fairy to blink in surprise. She didn't relax one bit, though. Quite the opposite, she tensed up even more. She was really planning something, huh?

Well, not that it bothered him. He trusted her, and her pranks were pretty funny after he'd cleaned up and thought about them.

"Ilya..." A lazy smile and an amused twinkle in his eyes. She froze up, going ramrod straight and her mouth opening to say something.

Ohoho, she knew she was busted.

His hand reached out, her eyes following it in frozen terror as he grabbed, gently, her shoulder.

With a lazy pull, the tiny girl was next to him on the bed, blinking and mouth open in bewilderment.

She began a protest, but the complain died in her throat as he pulled her closer to him, hugging her with one hand and gently patting her head with the other.

"Ilya, Ilya, Ilya..." He whispered to himself almost like a laugh, closing his eyes and petting the white haired girl who was putty in his hands.

"uh, ah, eh... Ah you... Ilya? You.."

He snickered at her confusion, causing the girl seemingly further bewilderment.

"Ilya, is everything alright?" He began, still petting her long white hair. She blinked and stared at him, not able or sure what to say.

"You know you can tell oniichan anything, that I'd do anything for you..." He gave her another warm smile, which hit the still mentally unbalanced girl like a Caladbolg II.

"O-oniichan?" She breathed out like it was the most ludicrous thing ever.

He mm'ed a reply and snuggled closer to the snow fairy and chuckled. "It's alright if you don't want to tell me. I trust you, Ilya. Just know that you can count on me for anything..." He patted the wide-eyed girl and closed his eyes with a content sigh.

He was tired. More so than he'd thought. Maybe he should sleep a little longer. His eyelids felt pretty heavy. Maybe take the day off, too...

"o-" The White haired girl began, tripping over the word almost bashfully. "Oniichan?" He opened one eye lazily and eyed her.

"Oniichan... You're my Oniichan?" She half-whispered, not quite sure she was asking that. He chuckled and held her tightly.

"Of course. I wouldn't let anything happen to my Ilya..."

She was staring at him wide-eyed awe. Strange girl, he'd said it so many times already, yet she still reacted to him saying it.

His eyelids felt heavy, so he complied and closed them. With the soft breathing of Ilya next to him, under his arm, he smiled and let himself fall asleep.



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Her thoughts raced.

Left and right. Back and forth. Up and down. There and here. Now and then.

It had to be a trick. The way he looked at her.

You're still as merciless as ever, Ilya.

But he'd looked at her like that even when she'd been his enemy, his executor.

She grit her teeth. It was prepostrous, it confounded her, it made her so unbelievably angry.

How had this no name servant nobody had even heard of managed to beat HER BERSERKER.

Herakles was the greatest hero of all time! This man was, was...

By the way, Rin. May I confirm something? I can buy you time if that's all you want, but it's okay if I beat him, right?

She blinked.

Flippant.

In the face of the greatest hero, the beast that had previously batted Saber around like a doll, he was flippant, like it was all a joke?

She looked at the slowly rising and falling chest of the sleeping Servant.

Could he be a hero greater than Herakles? No, no, no, no way.

Nobody had even heard of him, or anybody like him for that matter.

But he had gone head to head with her Berserker, and won.

With the difference in his ability and Berserkers, it shouldn't have even taken Herakles a minute, yet the fight had gone on and on and on. And before she knew it, her Servant was down to six, with the flippant, arrogant, unruly and still amused servant alive.

Bleeding and beaten up like nothing she could believe. But alive.

And smirking, like he was holding back from laughing at a joke nobody else could possibly understand. She shook her head out of the memory. The Servant hadn't been phased at all from waking up next to her, an enemy master.

She looked at him. Really looked. And then it struck her.

The pants. He was from the future! The pants! They were of fairly modern design as far as she knew.

Of course she'd known that Servants could come from any era, but becomming a Heroic Spirit had gone from an figurative impossibility to a literal impossibility due to how much humanity had advanced and changed.

But nobody knew of him. Servants were given knowledge of the era they had been summoned to, to be able to work with their masters and be able to recognize other Servants by their Noble Phantasms.

But the future? Would they know about the future? Could they know about the future?

Nevermind that. How could somebody become a Heroic Spirit now, much less in the future? It would be mindbogglingly improbable. No, no, no. It would be impossible.

He had to have had done something akin to Sorcery...

...

Had he reached the Root? Her eyes widened and looked at the lightly snoring Servant.

No, no, no, even that couldn't be enough.

He must have mastered all the Sorceries, reached the Root, saved the world from a dozen alien invasions and caused world peace...

Her thoughts rambled and she frowned.

She looked at his sharp features, his dark complexion and his white hair.

He couldn't be from the future. That was just crazy.

But still, If...

If his legend surpassed Herakles', the implications were unsettling. Mostly because Rin had managed to one up her.

And then...

She looked at the floor next to the bed.

The shattered remains of the Axe-Sword had been collected there. The original catalyst for summoning her Berserker.

The loop hole in the system meant she could still summon a servant, if she had another servant and a catalyst. She could summon Herakles as an Archer.

But... She bit her nail as she looked at the rugged Servant.

If his legend surpassed Herakles', then his claim as Archer would surpass Herakles's. Meaning it wouldn't do anything other than fully heal him with her prana as she tried to bind him to her control.

She'd with Sella's help barely managed to stabilize the Archer, keeping him from dying and joining Berserker. Keeping him at low prana was keeping him from returning to his master.

There was no way that this Servant was stronger than her Berserker!

Aside from that fact that he'd killed the hulking legend, if barely.

She bit her lip as she tried to make sense of the situation. Her thoughts rambling on and on, going over things she'd already decided on and trying to find something to make up her mind.

She looked at the Servant who'd patted her hair and said he would protect her, her hand reaching out to touch his own white hair...

"Oniichan..." The word had just slipped out, her outstretched hand shooting back to cover her traitorous mouth. She blinked as the sleeping Servant smiled in his sleep.

"...O...Oniichan...?" He smiled again, his arm around her holding her tighter to him.

She let herself relax. And after a seeming eternity, she'd made up her mind. Slowly, carefully and precisly she got out of the sleeping Servants grasp and walked to the door of the room.

It was time. "Sella."

The stern maid appeared stepped forth, seemingly from the shadows.

"Mistress."

"Bring the Dress of Heaven." The stern maid blinked and fidgeted in place. "But mistress, his Magic Resistance is only at D rank, you should have no problem overcoming it, summoning Herakles as is wouldn-"

The sharp look mixed with fury from the pint sized homunculi froze the stern maid in mid sentance.

"Sella, you may be my magic teacher and guide, you may be my caretaker, and Acht may have placed you in charge of looking after me. But I shouldn't need to remind as to who. I. AM." The taller maid had frozen in place, shivering as she couldn't tear her gaze away from her mistress.

"Now. Fetch the Dress of Heaven and assist me into it." The maid nodded, bowed to hide from the after effects of her mistress' gaze and compose herself once more.

"Leysritt."

Another maid stepped out, her slight smile on a otherwise softer face giving her a stark contrast to the sharp and stern Sella.

"Sweep the room, put the shards... somewhere, I don't really care right now." Illyasviel nodded to herself.

The maid nodded and with a skip in her step went to find a broom.

Illyasviel chuckled to herself. This was a definite risk, but if it worked out in her favor she would definitelly have an incredible trump card. And an Oniichan. But that was totally not the reason for her change of plans.

It was just unlikely she would be able to summon Herakles succesfully. Yeah, that was it.

She nodded to herself, to convince herself one last time as she walked after Sella.

It was time to cheat the grail system a little bit. Okay, a huge bit. But hey, she was Illyasviel von Einzbern, daughter of Emiya Kiritsugu, it wasn't like she considered rules and established norms to be of any real importance.


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Hahahah.

Here he was.

Emiya Shirou. Heroic Spirit. Well, not really.

Matching Herakles. Somewhat. Half-assedly. Cheating his ass off.

Well technically he was getting his ass kicked seven ways from here to Sunday, but he was winning.

Kind of.

His memories were still fuzzy from the summoning by Rin, but none of that mattered, really. He remembered his basic goals and stuff, so even if most of his memories were one big fuzzy mess of swords, blood and fire, he was pretty sure of who he was.

Kill Emiya Shirou. Keep Ilya, Taiga, Sakura, Rin, Ayako and Issei alive if possible. Get Rin to contract Saber and handle it from there after he'd paradoxed himself out of the history books. Well, not that he was in any history books.

Buuut, then Ilya showed up. Of course, she had to go and kidnap Shirou and throw a huge monkey wrench into his plans. He swore that Ilya's origin had to be 'Chaos' or 'Screw with Emiya Shirou's plans' or something like that. Still, he should have remembered that this would happen. Not like it wasn't one of the biggest moments of his life, meeting Ilya and all.

So here he was. All alone, against the biggest and baddest of the bunch. Oh joy.

There was sort of twisted pleasure, almost satisfaction, he felt at being able to stand up to Berserker like this. Boogeyman of his War, at least until Gilgamesh showed up. Still, he was going to die, he'd figured that much out.

Kind of silly. Instead of agreeing to Rin's plan of staying behind until they could run away, he should have just told them to have Shirou give up his seals and Servant to Rin. Not like the boy would protest. Hell, Saber would probably be annoyed at how easily Shirou would agree.

Probably. The boy might've protested out of spite for him.

But no. It came down to this. Again. Well at least the boy got a threesome. Probably. His memories were fuzzy on that. Sex and relationships had a sort of 'Irrelevant Information' classification in his memories.

Dodge left, jump, kick off his shoulder and twist around in midair.

"Steel is my body..." A bow appeared in his left hand. "and fire is blood." A sword appeared in his right hand.

In less than a second, the greatest Heroic Spirit had reeled in his wide swing realizing he'd missed and lost his target, turned around, and faced his elusive opponent to charge again.

This instant had however been enough, as the Servant in red smirked, having fully drawn his arrow already and releasing the projectile with a bark.

"MERODACH!"

The sword shattered on impact, exploding with white hot fury of a holy sword forced to self destruct.

Archer landed, his bow disappearing to be replaced by twin swords as he twisted and darted into another hallway of the Einzbern castle. Okay, so far he'd shot Caladbolg, Moralltach and now Merodach. Moralltach missed anything vital so it was a dud, though it allowed him to take the extra second to use the slightly awkward Merodach against the hulking brute.

"Three, two..." Smirking under his breath, he twisted on his step and jumped into a meeting room from the hallway, his shoulder busting open the oaken door easily, moments before the spot he'd been standing in was torn to shreds by the massive axeblade of Herakles.

He snickered as he jumped out the window and scaled onto the roof in less than a handful of seconds.

Rin had told him to buy time. Made sense, he was an Archer. He specialized in Independant Action. But honestly, it was a suicide mission. There was no way he would be able to keep this up. He'd burned up most of his prana already, and the massive Servant could outrun him easily.

Herakles was built like a closet, no like a vault and still had A-rank Agility. That just wasn't fair. White haired hero grumbled under his breath and got his breathing under control again.

Slap into the equation the Einzbern bounded field, that pretty much told Ilya where he and every living thing bigger than a squirrel in the whole forest was, and he stood no chance of trying to run away or trying to use guerilla tactics.

Yeah. Rin wanted some time, she'd get it. And trying to match the strongest of the strongest like this was pretty enjoyable. In a catharsistic, who-cares-if-I-die-painfully kind of way. Almost made up for his failed suicide plan.

Though, while he had an ample supply of A-rank noble phantasms, most of them weren't exactly practical, or efficient. So survival, much less victory was looking like a pretty nonexistant possibility.

Merodach had been pretty good. With how long it had taken Berserker to catch up, he must have lost at least one life.

Alright. Merodach line of Noble Phantasms sounded good. A bit slow to create and conceptualize into arrows, but he could shoot them from his bow as Broken Phantasm pretty efficiently. They were pretty normal longswords, after all. Some A-rankers were a little bit... Outside the Norm. Somehow they squeezed into the category sword and got into his head, anyhow.

Gram was next up, having lost almost none of the power with the name change, and gained a slight boost to it's concept thanks to the whole v÷lsunga saga and Sigurd. It amused him how a demonic sword of destruction and glory with an anti-dragon aspect would turn to later be Sabers first sword.

Well, it had still been that in Uther Pendragon's hands as Clarent, though it had changed a fair deal due to Merlin's schemings.

[Judging the concept of creation]
[Hypothesizing the basic structure]
[Duplicating the composition material]

A twisting back flip from the roof that exploded underneath him as Berserker appeared with the force of a runaway rocket.

He landed with a soft thud followed by a jump through yet another window back inside the mansion.

[Imitating the skill of its making]
[Sympathizing with the experience of its growth]

He chuckled, thinking what it would cost to repair the castle after all this, as he kicked down another door leading into the hallway.

Only to come face to face with a pintsized homunculi master. Unable to stop, Archer's mind speed up forcing the world around him to a crawl to deal with his situation.

-[Hostage]
-[Kill prana source]
-[Make his Berserker take out Ilya as collateral damage]

He shook his head forcing the thoughts out of his and kept on running toward the white haired girl, who now realized just who was coming right for her.

"Bers-!"

She began as he ignored her and jumped over her like a gymnast. His right hand tapping her on the head as he did a split in midair over her head leaving the strongest master a blinking, confused statue.

Ah... Oniichan. It's alright. I knew this day would come. Don't cry Shirou... I had... fun...
In his arms, limp-

No, he was fighting Berserker. Not his Ilya, not this one.

On cue, the black beast crashed in through the wall, almost grinding Archer into red paste.

Ignore it. Concentrate on the fight.

[Reproducing the accumulated years]
[Excelling every manufacturing process]
[Projection Ready - Standby]

He grinned, dodging under a wide swing. The razor winds in it's wake cutting his left cheek fairly deep causing blood to run freely from his face.

Sliding underneath Berserker, avoiding being stomped by his foot by an inch, Archer hopped up and onto the railing. He was back in the lobby of the castle. Jumping off planning to jump all the way over to the other side, he twisted in the air to face his opponent.

"I have created over a thousand blades." Blade and bow in hand, he nocked the twisted projectile for the first time and-
"_________________________________!!"

Oh crap. He's right there already.

The arrow had been nocked and drawn already, might as well release it. Well, if he didn't, the axe-sword coming at him would cut him in two and kill him. Hmm, certain death or mostly certain death.

Mostly certain death sounded kind of better.

"Gram!"

The Sword managed to travel an incredible 2 meters from Archer before it reached Berserker. And then it exploded with the white hot fury that equaled it's predecessor Merodach. Technically it was the same sword, yet it wasn't.

Wonder if God Hand will block i-
The explosion rocket the lobby, blowing Berserker's head clean off his shoulders and tearing a sizeable hole in his upper chest with a bit of his spine sticking out amusing Archer in a macabre fashion as he watched the approaching blast of prana as his brain was still forcing his perception of time to be all wonky.

Berserker flew back down and collapsed against the wall on the first floor of the lobby.

Archer other hand, in midair trying to cover himself with his arms and legs ended up blasted to the other side of the large room. The wall shattered behind him as his bloodied body smashed against it, leaving a red smear as he fell down to the first floor.

His left arm and leg were burnt and shredded. His right arm numb from the elbow down. Breathing was a bitch and his vision was hazy and wobbly as all hell. Great, he was still alive.

"No... No more point blank Broken Phantasms... Gotta write that up somewhere..." He coughed up blood for trying to talk and blinked trying to make some sense of the situation.

Right. On the first floor, fucked up beyond belief. Berserker was healing.

Ilya? Dead. Because o-

He shook his head, she'd run up to the railing he'd jumped off of, her eyes wide and unbelieving. She was barking something at Berserker.

Looked alive and well. Angry even.

Huh. Both of them looked angry and alive.

Right Berserker. Gotta get up.

With his left leg not of any real use, he still somehow managed to bring himself up with his still somewhat usable right arm. His breathing shallow and raspy, he eyed the already healed Berserker while balancing on his one good leg.

"Unknown to death," A sword in his right hand sparked into existance. "Nor known to life." Fire burned him to cleanse him of doubt and fear, steel pierced him to help him stand and fight.

And as blood poured from him, he stood straighter and taller than before.

A bow fell on the floor next to him.

Right, his left hand was out of the game. Melee it was.

Great.

Not like he could run, either.

At least he had a sword, he mused with a smirk as Berserker picked up speed and began running toward him.

A sword. Wait. Which sword? The next in the line of these swords that he knew was Calib-

"No... No, I didn't mean to-" STUPID STUPID YOU STUPID-
Saber went to die alone. He'd dreamt of that sword.
Ilya died because I was too blind to see that something was wrong. He'd used it to protect, to stand against those far stronger than him.
Sakura was crippled and lost her mind because I was too stupid. He'd failed every single time it mattered, since he could only stand alone in the end surrounded by steel and fire.
Rin got sealed away because I was too naive and trusting. And as only more and more blood was spilt by him, he swore to never again tarnish that blade. That blade belonged to better than him.

He wasn't even a Heroic Spirit.

A chuckle escaped his lips.

What a pathetic hero he was.

Emiya Shirou. Goddamn it. Here he was, feeling shitty for a life that he regretted only after he'd lived it.

Berserker was upon him, axeblade descending, the instant stretching on in his mind. An easy route around to his back presented itself in his Mind's Eye. Not that it mattered. He couldn't move well enough anymore. Hell, he could barely raise his sword.

A fitting death for Emiya Shirou, to die lamenting all that he'd screwed up in his life. Even if it took the second time for him to realize how stupid he was.

The boy who didn't want to see anyone cry, would be forced to see nothing but the misery of others for an eternity.


-ield m-!


And time snapped back into play. He could hear himself roar, the sword in his right hand shooting forward, the point of the sword parting the air with it's silvery blade.

And he managed a 'huh' as he stared at the elegant, almost ornamental crossguard touch his opponents chest as the blade had bitten deep into Berserker. The sword was all the way through the greek hero, possibly severing his spine.

The Axe-sword lay by their feet and falling in the air around them, shattered and in pieces with the remains of a handle in the massive hero's hands.

"What th-" He managed before the golden sword awoke and drank from him as the words forced themselves into his mouth.

"CALIBUUUUURN!"

And the light took him to the hell of unconciousness with all his lovely memories the didn't belong to him.
 
#3
Very nice. I don't know if you are planning to continue it, but this is a very interesting premise and you handled it well. I really want to see more.
 

kaiseryuu

Well-Known Member
#4
The first snippet is basically one rolling smooth story, with him waking up in a fucked up state, then shifts perspective, and then goes to what happened before.

I messed around with the order, but I felt it was good to have the intro be a little confusing, so as to mirror Archers "out of it" state.

I could have written so much more, and I had planned to. But then I saw that Kai(Archer class) had come around into EU Vindictus and went to mess around with that. Archery is damn fun, especially the longbow mode.

Made an Archer look a like just because, too.

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"Lancer."

The blue clad hero mumbled a non-commital reply from his position at the back, behind rows and rows of church benches. Feet on the table and leaning back without a seeming care in the world.

"Go and confirm the results of the Einzbern-Emiya kidnapping." The amusement in the priest voice made the celt grumble as he hopped up.

"Oh, and don-"

"Don't start any fights. I get it ya fierce hoor!" With an annoyed scoff the Lancer kicked the front doors open before going into spiritual form and dashing away.

Kotomine's pleasant appearance didn't waver in the least as he walked to the doors and closed with far less force.

"The mongrel is beginning to annoy me, Kirei." The golden king materialized on a church bench next to the priest. If Kotomine had been surprised by the King's presence, he didn't show it.

"He has his uses. Though, I fear his time will be coming to an end soon. He's far too... headstrong, for my machinations." The tall man strode to his altar, chuckling somberly.

Gilgamesh sighed and stretched into a lying position, his legs propped up on another bench and his arms crossed behind his arms. "No matter. Saber will soon be mine, whether the act involves a few dead mongrels around us matters not." Kotomine stopped and turned around, his eyebrow raised in mock surprise.

"And what if the King of Knights has already fallen?" He held back a chuckle as the King of Heroes shot him a murderous glance. Toying with the King was stupid, foolish and suicidal. So if he did any such act, he made sure to keep the King uncertain as to the intentionality of the act.

"Saber would not fall to such circumstances. If she did... She'd not have been worth my attention in the first place. As I have laid my eyes upon her, so shall she prevail. She will prevail, even if it is only for me to discard her for her weakness. It is to be, for I say it is to be." Once again satisfied, Gilgamesh closed his eyes and smiled to whatever he was thinking about.

"I see. Of course. Do absolve this humble man of his ignorance." The priest mock bowed and walked away.

"Kirei!"

"Hmm?" The priest intoned from behind the door.

"Have the dog overlook Caster once he's back. The woman is no doubt planning something." Gil eyed ceiling with one eye closed, a beginning of a frown on his face.

"As you wish."



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EMIYA awoke.

He opened his eyes and blinked.

Ah, I know this place.

He sat up and looked around. A common guestroom of the smaller variety in the Einzbern castle. He was used to this place, Ilya always threw him here, saying stuff like 'Shirou is so useless with everything but cooking, so he can sleep in the servant quarters!'.

A boyish grin lit up on his face as he jumped out of bed and stretched. He blinked in a confused manner as a lock of hair fell on his forehead and blocked his vision.

He ruffled his hair and chuckled.

"Man, I should cut my hair soon." He looked around for his clothes and blinked. He was naked. Strange, but not an impossible occurance. Maybe he'd been hot the previous night.

He looked around scanning for any garments. Finally he found some, on a clothes hanger by the door. He blinked and chuckled.

He touched the cloth with an amused grin.

Of course.

Fine black dress pants, a black silk shirt and a burgundy vest. To top it all of, a swallowtail coat and a damn tie.

Like a butler.

Those damn maids. He chuckled. Yes. His casual trace confirmed it as such. A mere two hour old creation, perfectly tailored for him. Highest quality, all around, of course. Nothing less for a servant of Einzbern.

He sighed and shook his head with mirth.

He didn't see any underwear, though. Strange.

He shrugged and turned to the small shower room in the back. A quick shower and he dressed himself. Though he ignored the vest, coat and tie and kept the shirt out of his pants and the top buttons open.

All in all, very comfy and practical clothes. Too bad he didn't have socks or shoes.

Well, he'd be fine for now.

With a smirk, he opened the door and left his quarters. Shortly, he'd reached the kitchen. As a look out of the windows in the hallway had confirmed, it was early morning.

So he'd go and make breakfast and surprise Ilya with a breakfast in bed-

"Ah... Morning." A soft voice. He blinked and sighed, he was too late. Far to late.

"Morning, Lizzy." He muttered, dejected over his loss. The maid blinked and set down the laddle she was holding.

"Ah, I'm alright. Is Ilya awake already?" The maid turned her head in a manner that spoke of slight confusion.

"Probably." The maid nodded to herself and turned an inquisitive stare at him. He laughed lightly, her stare speaking in volumes of her confusion over his presence and appearance.

While she did technically have feelings and emotions, she hadn't been given a complete 'translation kit' to make all the combat enhancements fit, so to speak. So all emotions she showed were 'manually' coming through. Without Ilya's influence the maid would have been even less expressive than she already was.

"Ahaha, it's the clothes, right? I know, I know. Sella must have worked hard on them, and you both must have wanted to see me in the whole thing..." He smiled and Leysritt blinked. "But to be honest, I've never worn quite something like that, and it seems like such a waste to wear such high quality clothes all the time."

"Still, you should thank Sella for me, if I don't run into her first." He chuckled and walked up to the kitchen counter.

"I see it will still take a short while before the food is done, but that the water is hot already. Shall I go prepare the morning tea for Ilya?" The maid blinked and then frowned.

She took a step forward and gave him a scrutinizing look over as if to deduce his intentions. As in, she literally took a whole 6 seconds to look him over from head to toe.

In response, he wiggled his toes on the cold stone floor.

Finally, with a look back to the breakfast in the making and a huff, she nodded.

"Great." He smirked. Little victories. He prepared the teapot and a few cups. With the water already hot, it was a fairly quick procedure, and he set the whole set on a tray.

"Is she in the dining hall?" He looked over to the maid who was stirring the big pot with her laddle. The pot was being heated with fire of all things.

Magical fire, but still.

"No."

She didn't even lift her gaze and continued with her task. He blinked and then chuckled. He thought she'd already learned how to notice when people would require further knowledge when asking something instead of just answering succintly and to the point.

"Is she still in bed; where shall I serve the tea? Is what I would like to know."
She looked up and stared at the wall, still facing away from him.

"East Wing guest room." She nodded to herself and continued to stare back into the pot, like it would catch fire the moment she stopped hawking over it.

He shrugged and picked up the tray. It seemed like she'd forgotten some things he remembered her having added to her social behaviour. Not that it was a big problem, he understood Leysritt fairly well.

As he left the kitchen he sighed. Sella on the other hand...

He resolved to for not say anything, if possible, were they to meet. Oh, they were fine as long as Ilya was around. Sella would of course show her displeasure over Ilya's affectionate displays when those happened, but she wasn't outtright hostile.

The moment the two had relative privacy, the snark was on. The snark-to-snark fights they could have could go on for hours. From how he was more suitable to be a housewife, to how she couldn't cook to save her life.

He sighed and closed his eyes as he pushed open the door the lobby with one hand while keeping the tray with the other, and-

A smear of blood, cracking like something had smashed into the wall.

Rubble and holes everywhere.

The aftermath of a battle.

"Wha-"

That's right. He was not with his Ilya. He was long dead, living again the Grail War as a wraith.

As a Servant.

As...

"Archer..." He growled as his free hand clenched tight enough to whiten his whole fist.

He took a deep breath and lifted his gaze, the previous relaxation in his features gone as the sharp and attentive spark returned to his eyes.

He lifted his hand and clenched it a few times to test his strength.

[Prana at maximum capacity - All Circuits Green and Standing By]

His body felt good. His limbs were okay, despite the only short rest he'd had. Though what caught his eye the most almost made him drop the tray and go into a hysteric fit of laughing.

[Master: Illyasviel von Einzbern]

"Oh what the hell have I gotten myself into. Having Rin as a master was bad enough..." He scoffed and his hand rose to his brow.

And with a lazy motion his hair was back as it should. With a lazy smirk he turned on his heel and kept on walking.

He had tea to serve after all.

He could handle that much.

Now if only he could figure out a way out of this gigantic mess. Ilya's command seals and ability made Rin look like a joke.

If she told him to stop, every atom in his body would damn well stop, and there would be nothing he could do about it.

"Why do I always get the terrifying masters..."
 
#5
I see you removed the humorous little subplot of Archer fearing Illya molested him in his sleep. Shame, I found the whole thing pretty funny. Still a good read though.
 

shiki

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#6
Rin will be pissed. So very, very pissed.
 

zeebee1

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#8
Whenever one of her plans goes right. But since that never happens I'd say whenever Archer cooks her food. But since that won't happen again she'll need to get laid soon.
 

kaiseryuu

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#9
Alright. Take a deep breath EMIYA, step in and be professional. Make a good impression, and maybe she won't chain you the front door... again.

Ilya would always be Ilya, and there wasn't much he could do about that. Either they would get along or they wouldn't.

Sella on the other hand...

"Alright, you have a chance for the better first impression you were always moaning about in life. Don't screw this up."

With that, he knocked on the door and stepped in. With the best of manners he entered and closed the door behind him. Two white haired homunculi were eyeing him, and he felt a moment of relief.

He had this one in the bag.

Of course, then he looked Ilya in the eyes.

Blurry vision with weird lights and splots of darkness dancing in his vision. He was burning up and freezing at the same time. A source of reality and comfort only on top of him, radiating his being with control and power.

Lying on his back, he managed to open his delirious eyes and set his unbalanced mind on the naked form of the tiny homunculi straddling him with a concentrated and pained look on her face.


And then a thought hit him as he remembered something.

How was he still here? D-did...

How did Ilya revive, revitalize or heal or whatever him?

Did she just flood his system with prana? But that would mean-

Oh God.

And as his mind went into terrible directions in the instant the dim memory flashed him, his body followed suit with something in between an flinch, a spit-take and tripping over his own feet.

Barely managing to stay in control and keeping the tray from falling over, the white haired servant stumbled to the table, set down the tray and coughed awkwardly.

"I uh... I need to. Need to... Uh be right back."

And he left, leaving a confused but soon giggling Ilya and a very unimpressed Sella behind.



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Sella was not happy. They had lost the Dress of Heaven during the acquiring of the new Servant. The Servant being another thing she was most displeased over.

She knew it was the Archer summoned by the Tohsaka heir, but that meant little. It was merely a nameless hero, who had by some measure of a miracle screwed everything up.

Oh, she had to find some worth in at least still having a Servant in the war, but at the cost of the Dress of Heaven?

Mistress Illyasviel had to sacrifice the dress itself due to some unseen complications during the ritual, causing it to be forever lost. A Mystic Code of the Einzbern, created alongside the Grail War, lost for the sake of that Servant.

She shook her head remembering her mistress abandoning all modesty as the Dress had shattered and jumped on the disappearing Heroic Spirit to save him in an act of desperation.

Somehow, succeeding, the Servants condition stabilized and the contract was formed, overwriting the previous one. Obviously the Tohsaka still had her command seals, but without a Servant, it was quite safe to consider her out of the War.

Illyasviel had managed to convince her to not worry so much just in time for him to make his appearance.

Wearing the clothes she had painstakingly tailored out of the finest materials, with skill she even held pride in, like they were a joke.

No shoes, no socks, discarding the vest, coat and tie. Shirt with the top buttons open and the bottom freely hanging, like he was some... some... something she couldn't name or place but found utterly beneath her.

He sauntered in with the confidence of a man who had just done the impossible, then taken one look at them and managed to lose all of his bravado with that one look. And then with some weak muttering excuse escaped.

There was only one conclusion to be made. They were utterly and completely screwed.

Hmm, at least he knew how to make some tea.


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Thanks for reminding me about that, Master of Squirrel-Fu. I'm still balancing the main points of what I want to happen, but I have some scenes planned for closer to the ending.
 

Prince Charon

Well-Known Member
#10
OK, how'd they get the Dress of Heaven, without Leysritt dying (or is that a misinterpretation)?
 

kaiseryuu

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#11
AFAIK, Leysritt doesn't need to die for them to use the Dress of Heaven, but she can sacrifice her life to manifest it. Whatever that means.

Ilya uses it on Shirou in bad end 7, yet Leysritt seems to be alive and well.

Specifically the line "You two hide yourselves with Berserker. I will have Rin and Saber see that Shirou has become mine." At this point Shirou is already disconnected from his body.


TBH, there's too little info for it to be used properly. So some winging is required.
 

kaiseryuu

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#16
Cu Chulainn sighed as he leaned against the building, still in spectral form.

Two feet in front of him a tired trio trudged on. The most energetic, yet the calmest of the three, with blond hair and piercing green eyes was keeping watch. The two others followed a few paces after, their spirits visibly dampened.

"Is this really alright, Tohsaka?" The redhead, whom he'd had the displeasure of killing- unsuccessfully- once. Aye, the kid had the guts to get back up, but not the skill or strength to stay up. Well, he got lucky and summoned a Servant and managed to stay alive anyhow.

The darker haired girl of the trio gave a sullen and tired look, but didn't argue. Oh, he could see that she had something on her mind, but the lass couldn't bring herself to start arguing.

The Lancer snorted, so the prick with the swords was gone? Not a big loss to him, fighting that guy wasn't any fun.

The blond girl froze and turned to face him, eyeing in his direction, with the sharp focus that put even him on edge. Oh, how he hated that priest right now. No doubt the preacher was keeping tabs on him, somehow.

Such a good fight, right in front of him, just waiting...

He sighed and pushed away from the wall, walking away in the opposite direction. Better leave before his own fight lust took over or Saber managed to notice him. He reasoned he should go check out the Einzbern territory as well, seeing as how these kids had come from there.

Check the big guy out real quick and then go back and maybe take a nap or something until it was night again.

There was still time, he told himself. Only two Servants had died. There was still time for a few good scraps. Caster was still around, he wanted some of that action and the priest definitely didn't like the witch on the mountain.

Was what he told himself as he pushed off into a run out of the city with a grin.




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Rin was in turmoil.

Tohsaka Rin was an emotional storm right now. Archer was gone. She was still alive. They - he, still had Saber. Berserker and Ilya would be coming for them.

She glanced at her red haired companion.

He wouldn't bring the matter of Archer up, of which she was thankful right now.

She bit her nail, still weighing her every action so far. Should they have waited longer, maybe Berserker was coming for them right this instant.

Maybe they should have attacked once Archer had...

Had disappeared.

Archer was dead. Her Archer was dead. It weighed her down like a lead ball in her gut. Permeating cold throughout her being and exhausting her.

Maybe, if they'd stayed in the castle and powered Saber up there, and then joined up with Arche- no no no, Berserker would have targeted them. The whole point was to get away.

Was it really alright to just leave...?

She could have used a command seal and summoned back Archer and they could have regrouped, tried to hide from Berserke- No, the bounded field on the forest would have revealed their position instantly, leaving them with a wounded or possibly dead Servant to drag around.

Was this really the right decision of her?

Nothing had been accomplished. Archer had been lost.

She should have abandoned Shirou when Ilya had taken him and taken Saber for hersel-No!

Even if she was a Magus, she wouldn't simply...

She looked at the red haired boy, worrying over his two companions despite all that had happened to himself. And Saber, ever vigilant, ever ready, ever- Wait. Was that a blush?

No, just a trick of the light, she told herself.

Saber was a warrior, just like she was a magus. They were above feeling embarrassment over having done that.

Push it down, push it all down.

Tohsaka Rin sighed and looked at the Master and Servant pair, so alike, yet so different.

What was done was done. All she could now do, was support Shirou best she could. Maybe she would get revenge for her Archer against Berserker if she helped Shirou.

"Mm, there's no helping it, Shirou. We should find some place to rest and plan for what to do next..." She gave the boy a small smile, completely forced, in an effort to calm him down. But the expression on the red haired boy didn't change.

He looked at her for a moment, and then nodded.

There was a lot on his mind too, she figured, her eyes returning to the pavement.



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Well. This was awkward. Archer fidgeted in his chair by the rectangular mahogany table. Breakfast with Ilya. And the two maids standing behind the homunculi Master, leaving him under the gaze of three red pairs of eyes.

He took a sip of his tea. He'd declined the offer for food, there was no need for sustenance for a Servant after all, but had poured himself a cup of tea.

So here he was, sitting opposite of an Evil and Chaotic Illyasviel, who no doubt had dastardly plans in store for him.

Alright, no, she wasn't Evil. Just amoral and lonely. Which made it worse. If she was evil he could just reason with it and kill her.

Or not. Sure, he'd convinced himself at the beginning of the war that these weren't the same people he'd known in life, but that was just something he couldn't truly believe.

They were the same people he'd known and treasured. He was the only one who was different here.

"Archer."

His eyes shot up from his cup of tea. He eyed his Master silently, giving her no answer.

"Hmmph, Oniichan is so gloomy." She pouted, which registered in his head as WRONG and BAD. He kicked down the instinct to try and please the little girl, the compulsion to do anything to make her smile.

He wasn't sure if this was just his own mind playing or if it was a result of the contract that had been hammered somehow into him. He didn't know what she had done, or how she had done it.

Messing with the Master-Servant contracts was not something you could simply hope to do without some serious knowledge of the system and a lot of time and resources.

He'd consider it an impossibility if he couldn't simply do it himself with Rule Breaker.

"Hmm...?" Her voice was a lot closer now, he noticed coming out of his thoughts.

Archer blinked, pulling back as he noticed the snow fairy had somehow sneaked into his lap, her face inches from his. He'd only noticed her once her weight settled on his knee.

"So Oniichan, who are you?" Those big pure and piercing red orbs meeting his grave and gloomy own gray.

"I don't remember." The lie coming out flawlessly. He could pass lie detectors, magical and mundane. That was something he'd simply had to learn in the life he'd lived.

"You are lying." He didn't react in the least. He'd expected this. Simply because there was nothing to point that he was lying, Ilya would jump to point that he was. In a simple 0 or 1, yes or no question, he could predict Ilya fairly well.

She always chose against what he thought was reasonable.

"How do you figure?" He leaned forward again, closing the slight gap, their eyes never parting as he reached for his teacup.

"Oniichan has that look in his eyes. Grandfather always has that look whenever he is not telling something to Ilya." Archer had to hold back a smirk, hiding it barely behind the cup as he drank.

Old Man Acht. As old as that man was, the Rotting of the Soul had begun to take it's toll after the Fifth Grail war.

In the aftermath of the Fourth Holy Grail War, Jubstacheit von Einzbern had kept Ilya from Kiritsugu.

After the Fifth, with Ilya abandoning all of the Einzbern teachings the man had finally begun to go mad. Four wars, all ending in complete losses despite decades of work and fortunes spent in preparing for each war effort, had driven the man over the edge.

After Ilya's death Archer had, at some point he couldn't place in time anymore, hunted down the eight head of the Einzbern family for answers. Could he have saved Ilya? Why did he not listen to Kiritsugu's warnings about the Grail?

These questions never were answered as he put down the insane old man with a sword between the eyes. The fall of the Einzbern family marked a point in his life after which there truly was no return.

"Oh...? Fufufu, so Oniichan knows Grandfather?" She grinned leaning forward, her face almost touching the cup still in his mouth.

"Hmm? Grandfather? I was merely amused by how much you remind me of a childish, impulsive and arrogant girl I once knew." He bit his lip as the words left his mouth. Take the bait, damn you.

"Oh, so you remember who you are?" She couldn't hold back a victorious grin from appearing on her face as she leaned back clapping her hands cheerfully.

"Hmm? Do I now? I can't seem to remember who I was talking about." Good, they moved away from Acht.

"I think she might have been a terrible cook, but nothing else seems to come to mind." He shrugged with a nonchalant smile, setting down the cup of tea on the saucer.

Of course, there was some truth in his words. Ilya had never managed to make anything above average, and the girl and pouted and moaned over how everyone else could cook so well, but she could not. Well, she and Sella couldn't.

The jab from an alternate timeline did nothing to Ilya, going over her head by possibly half a year. Probably for the better though.

The girl pouted and gave him the fiercest glare she could muster.

"But Oniichan knows Grandfather?"

Damn.

He resolved to just give her a blank stare with one eyebrow raised.

"Ufufufufufuu... I can see through you easily, Oniichan." She hopped closer to him on his lap as she had a wicked grin.

"I already know you're a magus, Oniichan... And hair like snow..." She played with his hair, pulling some of it down on his face, running her fingers through his thick strands.

On relfex his hand shot up to pull it back as it should be, not like how it had been back in life. The girl pouted as he gently slapped her hands away from his hair. He noted in the corner of his eye, that Sella's knuckles were turning white.

The maid was protective of Ilya. Doting, even if you were to believe Leysritt on these matters. She might have an outburst, depending on his and Ilya's interaction. He could use that to zero the tension if need be.

"So, are you an Einzbern Magus, Oniichan?" Her eyes narrowed as her hands came to rest on his shoulders, he was aware that she was now straddling him now. He didn't react at all, aside from tilting his head and closing his eyes.

"Hmm... Einzbern, Einzbern, Einzbern... I could be related to them. It's certainly possible." He nodded to himself opening his eyes to look at the girl again.

Truth and Lies walked hand in hand. Kiritsugu had married into the Einzbern, and had never divorced. He was Ilya's brother, so he could be an Einzbern magi if you squinted hard enough.

The homunculi didn't buy it however, merely sighing and slumping into a hug, resting her head on his right shoulder. He eyed the girl with a raised eyebrow, noting that Sella was NOT pleased.

"You're impossible, Oniichan..." She pouted leaning back up from the hug. She crossed her arms, giving him a cold glare.

"I demand to know your name." She said, in the coldest most condescending voice, regarding him as little more than a bug.

"Ah, I'm..." He began,making it sound as if the words were jumping out of his mouth. "Not sure who I am." He finished, honestly as he could. He'd never checked for his birth name, so he didn't know. Technically.

The girl huffed and gave him the most disappointed look she could.

"You're horrible Oniichan. Lying to me like this..." She punctuated the word horrible and lying with a light punch to his chest.

Well, it was probably the hardest she could hit.

"I do try," He began with an apologetic look. "but I think being a failure at various things just comes naturally to me." The girl blinked and and eyed him suspiciously, as if noticing something interesting for the first time.

The two sat quietly, eyeing each other while the two maids stood by the wall, overseeing them and waiting for any orders from their Mistress.

"Oniichan." She finally broke the silence. "Of me and Rin. Who do you like more."

He blinked, as for a moment his complete and utter confusion shone through. Ilya really pushed her attacks from angles he didn't even anticipate.

He opened his mouth, but as no words came out he closed it with a frown. How was he supposed to answer that. He looked up at the girl eyeing him curiously.

He cared for Rin deeply. They'd gone through much in his time, and he knew he could trust Rin to do the right thing as long as it was possible. But Ilya was...

"...you- I think." He finally managed.

The snow fairy stared at him, her mouth wide open. Finally blinking and regaining control, the girl grinned and victory pumped to herself a few times.

The girl squirmed in place, overflowing with content for a moment before she gave him a devious look.

"Ufufufu Oniichan, I can see through you completely, now!" The girl pushed herself up and into his face, their noses almost colliding as his back hit the backrest of the chair.

"When is your birthday? What is you wish for the Grail? Why were you summoned by Rin and not by me if you're so much more better with me?"
He blinked in panicked confusion as her grinning face was in his face, barely noticing Leysritt holding Sella in place physically by the side.

"Answer!" She shouted with a grin as her prana flared, resonated with something within him and somehow forcing words to come out of his mouth.

"I don't know! I don't have a wish and I'm sexually attracted to Rin...!!" He somehow managed to hear himself stammer out, realizing with some dread what he'd just said.
What the hell?!

The white haired girl blinked and sat back down on his lap, with a shellshocked look.

The maids calmed down as well. In opposition of the calmed down mood, Archer's mind was going at the walls. Where the hell did that come from?

"But... To Rin? That.... That hussy! I wanted to claim Oniichan's first!" The girl managed as her eyes lit up, clenching her fist with fury.

As much as he wanted to be disturbed by her, he was honestly more relieved to hear that she hadn't yet claimed him. That meant he could just dismiss that weird memory as a nightmare for now.

By the side, Sella was screeching about Einzbern pride how they shouldn't mix themselves with common mongrels like him, but he managed to tune that out as Ilya perked up in his lap.

Her head darted to the window, eyeing out with an annoyed look.

"Hmmph..." She hopped off of him casually and walked to the window, her face much more serious again. "We have another uninvited guest." She turned to Archer.

"Archer." The previous hijinks all but forgotten, the pair sized each other up.

One unsure or the others worth but willing to gamble on it, the other noting how different the other was from their normal behavior.

"Orders, Master?" For now, he would go with the flow. His tiny Master smirked, very content with his compliance.

"Somebody has dared to enter my garden." She vaguely pointed out the window. "Make them leave, or if they dare approach despite my gracious offer to allow them to live... Destoy them."

Archer eyed his Master, then out the window, and then back to the maids.

"Let us get on the roof then, Master."


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Ah, ah...

This is the Make or Break point, I feel. I'd really like some criticism if people have read this far.
 

Genericrandom

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#17
So in order to provide feedback at what you feel to be this critical juncture (which I suspect you're right) I sat and thought about what I liked, didn't like, or thought could be changed/improved/removed/etc. The only thing that really popped into my head was that I think the focus of this is too distorted. I think that I meant too distributed and distorted popped into my head just because it's a story about Archer EMIYA, but those were the specific words that I thought.

I think.

Anyway, make of it what you can, 'cause I have no idea how that's supposed to help.
 

Prince Charon

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#18
It's fairly good. The little girl with the huge sword (your .sig) is both adorable and scary, though.
 
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