Ash the Angry Pokemon Trainer

icefire

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#1
1-5


Gary OakÆs day started out fantastic! He got the best Pokemon in the lab, had his fans cheer him when he left, and even got a brand new car for his journey. Earlier, things had been a bit tough, getting out of bed and all, and he couldnÆt sleep last night, but, in the end, it had been worth it.

Now all he needed to do was get out of town in one piece and start his journey to become the worldÆs greatest Pokemen Master! ôGary! Garry! HeÆs our man, if he canÆt do it, no one can! Gooooo Ga ûoh my god itÆs Ash! Run!ö

ThatÆs when Ash Ketchum showed up. Now, donÆt get Gary wrong, Gary didnÆt always dislike his rival (not that he would ever admit it) but ever since Ash started spending more time in the wild, without any Pokemon, he had gotten a bit strange.

For example: he always carried a bat.

Yes. A very large, sturdy bat.

Gary hid his nervousness as Ash approached. He couldnÆt show fear, no, not him. He was Professor OakÆs grandson for LugiaÆs sake! Why on Earth would he be scared of Ash Ketchum? For one thing, Ash had zero inherited talent. Not many knew a damn thing about his father, and the less said about his aloof mother, the better. Sure, Gary liked Miss Ketchum, and, more than once, wished she was HIS mother, but give him a break!

Ash was a commoner, a nobody, and, above all else, a loser.

A loser with a surprisingly large bat.

ôiÆm not late am I?ö Gary didnÆt want to turn around. No. He wouldnÆt do it. Not this time. If he turned around he would have to talk to him. No. Gary wasnÆt scared of Ash, not afraid of him whatsoever. The rumors he heard about Ash coming back from the wilds with a bloody bat were just that: rumors.

Still, he had to at least tell the loser off. Maybe rub it in his face that he has the best Pokemon? That his grandpa was Professor Oak? That he had a truckload of fangirls? Oh, yes Gary Oak would get his hits in before he left this stupid little town. ôHey, Ashy boouyyyyyy holy crap whatÆs that your holding!ö

In front of Gary was Ash. He looked the same he did a year ago, which was the last time they spoke. He was shorter than him, by half a foot, wore that strange blue jacket, like he was getting ready for a baseball game, and blue jeans. That was surprising because he normally wore those clothes when he went out for long amounts of time.

Did the guy just come back from some trip? No matter, that wasnÆt even the problem. You see Ash carried two very important things with him at all times. Spending long amounts of time in the wild, without a Pokemon, was a dangerous venture. So, being the clever child that he was, he carried with him arms. Not guns. Not pepper spray. Not even repel potion. No. Not any of that, he instead carried a very simple and effective tool.

A very sturdy wooden bat.

And it was bloody today.

Ash looked down at his bat, then looked at his rival (not that Ash would ever admit it either). He looked tired; his eyes were bloodshot, his hair a mess, and his clothes filthy. ôHeyà.do I know you?ö He looked at Gary carefully. ôYou look familiar?ö

Gary got a tick mark. ôItÆs Gary.ö He waited for Ash to recognize him. They had been best friends for years, how the hell could Ash just forget him? Sure, they had a falling out, but that was mostly due to Ash not showing up in school, and coming back from the wild with strange trophies like Ratata heads. How the hell do you stay friends with a kid like that?

ôHuh, Gary, Gary, Garyà.oh snap! Gary!ö Ahh, so Ash didnÆt forget him. ôHow you been buddy?ö

Gary frowned. ôNever better.ö His attempted sneer at Ash wasnÆt going well. ôI just got the best Pokemon in the lab.ö

Ash scratched the back of his head. It wasnÆt a nervous gesture. No. instead he pulled out some bugs, dropped them on the floor, and used his bat to smash it. Gary, and the crowd around him, flinched at the impact. The kid was strong, far too strong to be wielding something like that. If he swung now, at this distance, would Gary survive?

ôSorry about that, IÆm a little paranoid,ö Ash said, still sounding tired. ôGot chased by Beedrill for the past three days.ö

Gary looked at him closely. There were holes on the boyÆs jacket: lots and lots of them. There was even one huge gaping chasm, and beneath that were bandages? Had a Beedrill managed to hit Ash? That didnÆt make any sense! Ash should be dead if that were the case. What the heck was going on?

ôAhh, yeah, right,ö Gary said. He wasnÆt sure what you could say to your best friend/rival/ enemy after heÆd just got out of a life and death situation. ôWell, Ashy boy, IÆll be seeing you around.ö

Before Gary could turn Ash grabbed his shoulder. Gary tried to bat it away, but AshÆs grip was strong. Despite being shorter than himself, Ash Ketchum had more muscle, judging by his larger than average shoulders and bicep. Gary didnÆt understand how a ten year old could be built like that, but when you spend enough time in the wild strange things DO happen.

Just look at his gramps.

ôLet go of Gary!ö his fangirls said.

ôYeah, letÆem go Ketchum!ö the crowd said.

AshÆs bloodshot eyes glared at his fangirls. That shut them up. He turned to the crowd and did the same. Most of them kept their mouth shut too. It didnÆt matter that Ash was the dead last, that he was likely not to get a Pokemon, or that he was dressed like some kind of bum, something about the boy told them to PUT UP or SHUT THE FUCK UP!

ôGary,ö Ash said slowly, his voice cracking. Had the boy eaten anything in days? ôBefore you go, can you tell me what Pokemon you got?ö

Gary knew the answer to this. ôWhy Ash! IÆm offended! What do you think I got?ö

Ash didnÆt respond. He looked too tired too. Gary noticed, however, that he kept gripping the bloody bat he held. He decided maybe, just maybe this wasnÆt the time to make fun of his childhood friend in public, in his own town, where everyone would riotously say æYeah, Ash beat the $^$#$#@ of OakÆs grandkid after he talked about his mom,Æ not that Gary would ever talk about AshÆs mom. It was just something the locals were likely to say.

ôIÆm guessing Oak gave you the best Pokemon?ö Ash asked.

ôWell, he IS my grandpa.ö

Ash nodded, frowned slightly, and looked at his bat. ôI think IÆm gonna go in there.ö

ôWhy bother?ö Gary asked.

ôWhat do you mean?ö

ôI mean there arenÆt any Pokemon left, Ashy boy.ö

Ash frowned. ôIàI donÆt think I like you calling me Ashy boy.ö Ash didnÆt remember ever letting Gary call him anything other than Ash. ôAnd whatÆs with your attitude?ö

ôWhat?ö Gary didnÆt expect this. ôWhat the heck are you talking about?ö

ôWeÆre friends, Gary, and I talk to you in like a year and you start treating me like this?ö

Once again, Gary wasnÆt sure how to respond. ôFriends? Please! As if I was ever friends with a loser like you!ö

The towns people sucked in their breath. Even his fangirls looked a bit wary. Gary figured he gave Ash a good talking too. He felt proud of himself. Not only did he make himself look superior to the short loser, but he established their new relationship. They would be rivals, and there would always be a bigger rival, and that would be him!

ôGary,ö Ash said slowly, his tiredness going away with every second he looked at his old friend. ôYou didnÆt just call me a loser, did you?ö

ôAnd what if I did?ö Gary glanced at the bat once. Then back at Ash. ôYou arenÆt gonna swing that bat at me are ya?ö

Ash showed him teeth. Gary was surprised how sharp his teeth were. Were his teeth always that sharp? Like some kind of shark? Why didnÆt he ever notice? He certainly wasnÆt like this a few years agoàbut then he never kept track of his loser ex-friend, so why should he care?

ôGary, IÆve got a question.ö

Gary didnÆt like the tone of AshÆs voice. ôShoot.ö

Ash looked at his bat once, then looked at Gary, then at the bat, then at Gary again. ôIs that your Car?ö

Gary looked behind him. Yes. It was his car. It was an early present from his parents. They didnÆt want him walking around the Kanto region, so a car was the best thing. Let the loser trainers walk from gym to gym. Gary would take the expressway, and he would do this in style. In a luxurious sports car with fine ladies, food, and enough money to make Ash jealous. Not that Ash EVER got jealous of things like that, for some reason ever since he started carrying that bat he seemed satisfied with life.

ôThatÆs my car, Ashy boy.ö He smirked. ôLike it?ö

Ash glanced at it once. ôIz ailghht.ö

ôJust alright?ö He couldnÆt believe this! ôThatÆs the latest model! Do you know how much itÆs worth?ö

ôA lot, probably.ö Ash said, while shrugging.

ôYouÆre an idiot, Ketchum,ö one of his fangirls said. ôThat carÆs worth more than your house.ö

Ash looked at her. He analyzed her up and down. It made the blue haired girl feel fairly uncomfortable. Like Gary, she had grown up with Ash as well. In fact, all the children in the town had grown up with Ash. Until he started wandering into the woods on a regular basis they were all pretty decent friends. Of course, after he started carrying blood bats, rocks, sticks, stones, and occasionally knives, there was just some kind of tension between them all.

It was as if Ash just felt, she couldnÆt place it, like a predator?

ôDonÆt I know you?ö he asked slowly.

ôWe went to the same kindergarten class?ö

Ash shook his head. ôNo memories there.ö

ôSame preschool?ö

Ash shook his head.

ôWe were in the same class last year,ö she finished.

Ash put the bat down, and rubbed his chin. ôNow itÆs coming back.ö He frowned. ôDidnÆt you say I was some kinda homicidal psychopath?ö

ôWell, I, um, that is to sayà.ö The girl decided to wisely back away. Sure, she had mentioned that once or twice, but saying it to AshÆs face? She would have to be mad! The kid carried around an effing blood bat. Lord knows what he did with it! Could he beat her to death with it? Hell yeah! Could he beat up Gary to death? Well, she would like to think GaryÆs Pokemon could handle it, but she HAD seen Ash come back with Pidgy bones once or twice.

ôAnywayyyy,ö Ash said, trying to change the topic. ôI think IÆm gonna get me a Pokemon.ö

ôI told you, there arenÆt any left.ö

Ash looked at his bat. ôNo, there is always a Pokemon left.ö

ôFor the las-ô

ôAlways.ö He gave a pretend swing, scratched out more insects from his hair, and walked in.

à.

When Ash entered the lab the first thing he did was yell. ôAhhhhmmmaaaannn I totally forgot to check in with mom!ö The older Ketchum was going to kill him. He had lost the map, wandered all across Viridian forest for the past week, lost his food, and had to live off wild Pokemon. ôMaybe I should just leave before saying goodbye?ö

ôI wouldnÆt recommend that,ö a voice said behind Ash.

The ten year old turned around. ôHey Professor.ö He gave him a winning smile.

ôHey yourself, Ash, and I hope your journey went well.ö He looked at AshÆs bat, then frowned. ôOr not.ö

Ash shrugged. ôWhen youÆre trapped in a forest of carnivorous insectsàyeah things get tough fast, real fast.ö

Oak nodded. ôYes, I see.ö Though he didnÆt understand why this only happened to Ash. Most Pokemon tended to not harm other trainers too harshly. But for some reason Ash was an odd case. Maybe he just provoked them? Hmm, judging by the club he carried around with him it didnÆt surprise him.

ôProfessor, I just met Gary outside. ô Ash looked kind of sad. ôHe was such an ass.ö

ôYes, he can be. He just came into my lab earlier, took the Pokemon I was saving for you, and left.ö

Ash glared. ôYou just let him.ö He tightened his grip on his bat.

ôCalm down,ö Oak said.

ôCal ûsorry.ö He relaxed. ôWell, thatÆs fine. AS long as I get a new Pokemon.ö

The Professor looked kind of nervous. ôWell, Ash, about thatà.ö
 

Munch

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#2
Do not know if want. Definitely an interesting take on Ashe, need to read more before I can shake the feeling that half of it is just going to be "bash characters while pimping Ash out." Certainly has a lot of potential, though, and the technical aspects of your writing are solid. I look forwards to more.
 

Coelacanth

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#3
I look forward to anything with ash in it. anything except yaoi pairings.
 

kingdark

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#4
dr.michael92 said:
I look forward to anything with ash in it. anything except yaoi pairings.
I hear you! Serious pokÚmon stories (of the kind that pokÚmon eat you if you provoke them) are hard to find and this one seems promising too!
 

icefire

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#5
1. Skipping the annoying parts of the story
2. Focusing on the important parts of the story
3. Want to get through Season 1 ASAP


2-5

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Misty, unlike Gary, was not having a wonderful day. She had been fishing for the last three hours and had yet to catch a single Pokemon! She heard rumors that there was a Gyarados in these waters, but so far the closest thing she had seen was an odd Metal Magicarp.

Who in their right minds built a ship like that?

No matter, she would continue fishing till she got something. ôWait, I think I have something!ö It was big, it was heavy, and it had momentum. Perfect. This was what she needed! ôCome on! Here comes a big on ûoh #$#%!ö

Grabbing onto her bait was a short, tanned boy, dressed as if he was ready to play baseball. He wore a red cap, a blue jacket, ripped blue jeans, and a green backpack. As strange as that was, that wasnÆt the main problem. No, not even close. You see as the boy grabbed onto her line, something else grabbed onto his leg.

A giant blue Gyarados! ôPikachu run down that reel while I hold this thing off!ö

ôPika?ö

What the heck? Was this boy retarded? What self respecting Pokemon trainer told his Pokemon to escape before he did? ôPikachu, didnÆt we just talk about this?ö The Pikachu looked like it wanted to argue, but seeing the look his trainer gave him, it shivered, looked up the reel, then at her, and nodded to itself.

Within moments the giant yellow mouse had moved up the fishing line, down her rod, and onto the ground. It glared at the trainer, which surprised the girl. You would think it would be grateful that its trainer had saved its life. First, the thing looked like it had been beaten to death by a large blunt object, probably some wild Pokemon. Second, one of its eyes were deep purple, like someone had given it a nice, firm, and powerful punch.

Third, well, there was no third. She had never seen a Pikachu so beaten up before. Yeesh, the wild Pokemon out here must have been tough customers. Then again, looking at the feral trainer go head to head with a wild Gyarados, these beasts probably were. But enough of that, she needed to get her Water Pokemon out, before the serpent swallowed the trainer whole.

ôDamn it! Damn it! Damn it!ö The hobo-like trainer yelled, punching the thing in the mouth. The Giant was clamping onto his legs and pulling it back into the water. ôThis is why I hate Wild Pokemon!ö

ôHold on, IÆm going to rescue you!ö Misty yelled. Great! This was her time to be a hero. Forget her Gym Leader sisters, she was going to one up them,and tell them that she saved someoneÆs life. Who was the runt now? ôStar-,ö

ôDid I say I needed your help?öThe trainer yelled, gritting his teeth.

ôWhat! Are you kidding?ö

He didnÆt turn to face her. How could he? If he did, he would lose focus. If he lost focus, he would be eaten, if he got eaten, that would be the end of his journey.

ôNo, IÆm not.ö The boy yelled one more time, punched the thing in the jaw, and yelled again. ôBut if you wanna help, see if there is a bat around here.ö

ôA bat?ö

ôItÆs not hard to see, I think I dropped it when you pulled me up.ö

Misty raised her eyebrows, but then shook her head. No time to think. Time to do. Need to find bat. Bat=saved Pokemon trainer? Maybe not, but she would give it her best shot. ôWait! I think I see it.ö

She ran up to the thing, then paused. ôWhy the hell is there so much blood on it?ö And was that fresh too? What was he doing with one anyway? And why was it so heavy? She could barely lift the thing.

ôDamn it! MaÆam can you please just toss it to me?ö

She snapped out of her thoughts. ôRight.ö With as much strength as she could muster the girl threw the bat at the Gyarado's eye, right where the thing had its jaws clamped onto the boyÆs leg. The boy, of course, caught sight of it, smiled viciously, and latched onto the bat with sheer desperation.

ôThere! You got it. Now can I help?ö

The boy didnÆt respond, Instead, he glared at the blue serpent. ôYou know, I got nothing against you, right?ö He said, his voice sounded somewhat sorry. ôI mean, youÆre hungry, right?ö The thing simply chewed on his foot, trying to crush it. The boy didnÆt seem to pay attention, as if having the bat gave him some strange powers. ôSo what happens now is nothing personal, okay?ö

He raised the bat high into the air, sucked in his breath, and brought it down like a sledgehammerà

...and right into its left eye.

Misty covered her eyes as the things eyeball popped like a balloon. Literally, like some huge water balloon filled with white gooey puss. The thing let out a large roar as it thrashed in the water and almost came up on land. The redhead had to run further back, in order for the tail to miss, and for her sanity, because the next moment the thingÆs second eyeball went the same way.

ôPika piii,ö the lightning mouse said beside her. Misty looked at the bruises on the mouse more closely. Very closely. Thisàwas not done by a wild Pokemon! Her sea green eyes went to the bat the feral boy was thrashing, then to the black eye on the Pikachu, then back to the bat, and she made her own conclusion.

ôàWow, heÆsàwhat the heck is he?ö

The Pikachu made no reply, it just continued to watch his trainer thrash the giant in the water.

With both eyes gone, it had to rely on smell to capture its prey. The feral trainer was back on land with a crazed look in his eyes. Whether it was out of desperation or need she couldnÆt tell. All she knew was this battle could actually go either way.

Despite the boy being 1/10 its size.

ôShouldnÆt you, I donÆt know, maybe use a lightning bolt?ö Misty asked. It seemed like a logical question.

The yellow mouse glared at his trainer with its one good eye. ôPika Pi!ö That probably meant no. Misty shrugged, far be it for her to tell another trainerÆs Pokemon what to do. Besides, as soon as the trainer finished beating up that Gyarados, something she was pretty sure was going to happen, and, no matter how you looked at, they would be over.

So when the trainer suddenly stopped his pummeling, looked past the horizon, then at her bike, she got a seriously bat feeling. ôNo! No! No!ö Was this feral boy going to rob her? HeÆd better not! Or else she wouldàshe took a look at his bat.

What would she do?

ôMaÆam is there a flock of Spearow behind us?ö Misty shivered slightly at his bloodshot eyes. Why did he look so tired? Paranoid much? ôMaÆam?ö

ôOh, sorry.ö She looked up at the sky. ôI donÆt see anyàahh crap.ö Dozens of wild, feral Spearow were approaching. Misty turned to him. ôI donÆt think youÆre going to like the answer.ö

ôI seeà.ö He trailed off.

ôSee wha ûkid what are you doing!ö

Just as she suspected; he was going for her bike. ôNoooooooo!ö

ôPikachu get on!ö The yellow mouse looked at her once, shrugged, and ran to its trainer.

ôHey! Get back here!ö That was her bike! Son of a bitch! She just saved his life and he stole her bike?

ôIÆm sorry, IÆll bring it back to you someday!ö He yelled, turning his face to her once.

ôI donÆt even know your name!ö

ôOh, yeah! My name is Ash Ketààö He had gotten enough distance that she didnÆt get the last part.

Now normally she would have given up running at this point, but with the angry, thrashing Gyarados behind her, hmm, maybe standing here wasnÆt such a good idea. Plus there was a lightening storm coming up. Gritting her teeth together the girl made a dash, hoping to catch the boy before he picked up any more speed.

The bike wasnÆt a mountain bike. It didnÆt have shocks, or the proper grip needed to use in trails. Chances are the boy would trip on the wet ground and crash into something. She sneered at that. Good! Good for him if he got hurt! Then again, with the way he took out that Gyarados, maybe that wasnÆt likely to happen.

Previously, she didnÆt have the time to realize what she had seen earlier. Now that she was running, in the bitter cold elements, she got a chance to process it. Had she just seen a ten year old new trainer fight a wild Pokemon with a bat?

No, that couldnÆt be. That was just a fluke, maybe a one time thing. Yeah, thatÆs what it was. He must have been desperate to survive. But then why did he tell her to stay away? Why did he think having Pokemon actually aid him would be a problem? For LogiaÆs sakes he was fighting what sailors called a Sea Dragon!

Was he insane? Probably, but then, if she got her bike back, she didnÆt particularly care.

She heard a bolt of thunder and looked up. A storm, a great and powerful one was approaching. Damn that trainer! Damn him to hell! Now she was stuck out here! And he was probably getting a fair amount of distance too!

I mean, if he hadnÆt slipped now, he likely wouldnÆt slipànever mind.

ôThere you are, Jackass!ö He was standing there, with a hoard of Spearow coming to strike him down.

Jack ass indeed. Was he arrogant enough to think he could handle that many Pokemon on his own? His Pikachu looked dead tired, like it had been put through the ringer. Or not. Actually, now that she got a closer look at it, it was pretending to look tired, probably so that its trainer would fight for it.

So the asshole had an even more assholish Pokemon? Figures.

Just as she was about to yell at the kid to run, he did it again; he pulled out his bat. Only this time he did something else. Previously, he was wet, soggy, and in a desperate mood. Now, something was off. Was it his air? The atmosphere? His stance?

Where had he seen that stance before? She tried to remember. The way he held that bat, like he was getting ready to play baseballàyes, thatÆs exactly where she had seen that stance. As a kid she had seen the Electabuzz Baseball Team, just like everyone in the Kanto region, and watched it lose against Sinnoh and Johto as well.

The dark haired trainer had his hat pulled to the side, his bat in the air like he was getting ready to hit a home run, and had taken off his jacket. He had a surprising amount of muscle on him, considering his age, but, given how he used that club, it was probably a given.

ôSPEARRROOOOOOWWWWWWWW!ö Now was the moment of chance. Would he break? Would he fall? Was that Gyaradosjust luck?

ôPikachu, get inside your Pokeball; IÆll take care of this.ö

The electric mouse looked reluctant. ôPika?ö

The boy turned to it once. ôI know you donÆt like me. I know I shouldnÆt have lost control like that after you accidently shocked the Professor, mom, our neighbors, and his assistants when they said you were retarded-ô

ôPika!ö

ôBut what I did was wrong! So to make up for it, IÆm going to face these guys.ö

ôPika?ö

The Pikachu was retarded? Misty thought. It looked more like the trainer was stupid! Put down the stupid bat and use your Pokemon! Those things are going to tear you apart, the girl thought.

ôHear me, Pokemon!ö he roared. ôI am ASH KETCHUM FROM PALLET!ö

ôSpearroowwww!ö

ôI will be the number one Pokemon Master! Someday I will capture all of you!ö

ôSpearrooowwwwwww!ö They were getting closer! Damn that brat for trying to act cool!

He gripped his bat even more tightly. There was fire in his eyes and determination in his voice. ôSo if you got a bone to pick with my Pokemon, then pick it with MEEEE!ö

ôPikachuàö his electric mouse said softly. Interesting, so the thing did care about him after all? So he wasnÆt that bad? Misty shook her head.

This as like a bad childrenÆs manga.

ôSpearoowwwwwwwwwwwwwww!ö And they came down by the dozen.

And he letÆer rip.

Bird 1 got hit first. It didnÆt get a chance to scream as its brain turned to much. Bird 2 was impacted by Bird 1, so it lost its balance, and crashed into Bird 3. Bird 3 couldnÆt see where it was going because of Bird 2, so the trainerÆs bat busted through its stomach, crunching up its intestines. Bird 2, seeing the destroyed state of Bird 3, turned back and crashed into Bird 4. Bird 4, being extremely angry, pecked at Bird 3, which resulted in a small fight, that was promptly ended by an upward swing by the trainerÆs bat.

Birds 5 to 10 slowed down.

They were so shocked at the sight and had second thoughts. 9 and 10 decided to wait for 5-8 to attack first, though, in all honestly, a part of their survival instinct was coming up to the forefront of their mind. The small, puny human had smashed open at least four of its brethren with a few swings. There was still a good twenty six of them left.

Wait, make that twenty three: Bird 5-8 were down. ôSpearrroooooo!ö All of them needed to attack now!

Misty, standing behind a bush, closed her eyes at some of the scenes, but watched in fascination as the trainerÆs swings got faster and faster. It was like watching a well oiled machine. The bird got close, he reeled back his bat, and took a swing. Then, without losing any momentum, he reared back for another, then another, then another, then another. When the creatures were confused he ducked, dived, and got out of the way, and took it. When they hesistated to attack, he didnÆt, and when they were close heà

àbit them?

ThatÆs right. He bit. Almost as if he were a wild Pokemon.

ôCome and get me Spearrooowwww!ö he yelled. The rain had made him look more insane than he was previously. Before, he resembled a homeless, baseball player. Now he looked like a homeless baseball player on heroine; swinging at absolutely everything.

ôI love Pokemon!ö He took a swing. ôIÆve always loved Pokemon!ö He broke the wing off another bird. ôBut for some reason, Pokemon donÆt like me!ö

Now Birds 12-15 were down, and the rest were getting ready for another counter attack. They were itching for another round, even as blood started spewing off the heads from some of them. Pokemon! Stupid, feral Pokemon! They loved violence, loved fighting, and loved to show Trainer Pokemon who was boss, the girl thought.

Wait a minuteà.then why hadnÆt a single one of those Spearow attacked Pikachu? Had they forgotten who was the Pokemon and who was the trainer

ôSpearroowwwwww-ohhhhhhö Never mind. The trainer was probably the bigger threat.

ôPikachuuuu!ö

ôNow now! Pikachu, IÆm busy!ö

The yellow rat wanted to fight. ôPika-ô

ôNot. Now.ö His words were final. With another swing another three went down. ôBesides, you had your chance to fight, now stay back and let me finis ûohh, no you didnÆt! Give me back my hat!ö

Good news, Misty thought. The boy was distracted. ôIÆll bust all your skulls until you give it back!ö

ôPika!ö

ôPikachu no!ö

ôPikachuu..ö

ôNooooo!ö

ôPIKACHUUUUUUU!ö

Bad news? His Pikachu was tired of being left out----

----it just let out a huge burst of lightingàfrying her bike with it.

ôASH! YOU DESTORYED MY BIKE!ö Ohhh, there was going to be compensation. She stepped out of the bush. ôYou are going to pay me back-ô

For just one moment, for one brief second, she saw him for what he was. In the background there was lighting. Behind him were the corpses of Pokemon, and there he was, standing in the middle, holding that thing like a katana.

Misty gulped. ôOr, um, we can work something out?ö

She hoped.
 

kingdark

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#6
For just one moment, for one brief second, she saw him for what he was. In the background there was lighting. Behind him were the corpses of Pokemon, and there he was, standing in the middle, holding that thing like a katana.

Misty gulped. ôOr, um, we can work something out?ö

She hoped.
EPIC!!

Just Epic! Great work man!
 

Crusader

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#7
For some reason I start thinking of Genki from Monster Rancher who actually worked with his monster friends in battle, only a more psychotic one who lacks the inhibition to kill things like this AU incarnation of Ash.
 

Marth

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#8
 

icefire

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#9
Nurse Joy tried to think of something to distract Team Rocket. She couldn't let them steal all the sick and weakened Pokemon, not after she had just put many to rest. But she also knew that if they really wanted them, they would take them. She didn't have either the strength, nor brilliance to fight them.

"To protect the world from devastation," the purple haired man said.

"To unite all people within our nation," a redhead finished.

The two continued this for the next two or so minutes, long enough for the red haired girl, Misty, to come up with a plan. The nurse hoped it was a good one, or there would be trouble.

"Don't worry, my Water Pokemon will take care of this," Misty said.

"Are you sure, don't most Water Pokemon need water?"

Misty paused. Slowly she turned around. "Let me try first."

The nurse nodded. What else could she do? Her only hope was this girl. "Alright."

"Go Goldeeen!"

Joy resisted palming her face. This was ridiculous. What kind of retarded Pokemon trainer unleashed a Pokemon designed SPECIFICALLY for water in a Pokemon centre. Still, the redhead gave it her best shot, which was a damn shot better than what she, herself, could come up with.

"James, do you see what I see?"

"Why yes, Jessie, of course I do."

"Did the girl just send a Goldeen out?"

"I believe she did, Jessie, I believe she did."

Misty folded her arms. "You'd be sorry if there was water nearby."

The Team Rocket members looked at each other. "Do you see any water around, James?"

"No, Jessie, I don't." The man turned to Misty. "Do you little girl?"

Misty's smile twitched. "Just keep laughing, we'll find a way to defeat you."

The crimson haired woman rolled her eyes. "Please, little girl, you have nothing that can defeat our Pokemon."

"So why don't you leave, and let the adults take care of the rest," James finished for her.

"It's alright, Misty, there isn't anything we can do." Joy didn't like doing this, but she needed to get the girl out of this. Joy didn't want this young girl hurt for no reason. "Besides, I'm sure my cousin will be here soon."

"About that," James said.

"We've taken the liberty of creating a minor distraction," Jesse supplied.

"So you'll be stuck wit' us for the next while, Meowth!"

Joy blinked at the talking Meowth. Lugia's balls, what was that thing? It was walking upright as well. Were the Pokemon evolving to people? Was this the mystery of life? Humans evolving from Pokemon? That would certainly explain why most Pokemon could understand people.

She shook her head because it wasn't time for thoughts like that. Now was the time to get Misty to safety, then find a way to stall for time, until she could get the rest of the Pokemon transported to the Pewter Pokemon Centre.

"Darn! If only that kid was here!" Misty said.

"Kid?" the nurse asked.

"Yeah, that kid with the bat."

Joy shivered a little; she knew exactly whom Misty was talking of. "What about him?"

"Didn't you see what he carried?"

"Yes, a bat, so what?" The nurse didn't understand where the redhead was going with this.

"You mean he didn't tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"About how that Pikachu and that blind sea serpent got injured?"

The nurse frowned. "Why would he need to?"

"Because those injuries didn't come from wild Pokemon!"

"Don't be ridiculous; those injured Fearows he brought with him was the reason."

Misty blinked. "Nurse Joy, how can you not know what a Pokemon bruise looks like, compared to a large blunt bat."

Nurse joy opened her mouth to reply and then closed it. Come to think of it, that boy was sort of suspicious. That was a dead giveaway, and the way the injured Pokemon he came back with should have been another clue. The giant sea snake thrashed away from him when he came near, and those Fearow flew as far away as possible when he woke up.

That Pikachu of his seemed to despise him, and the less said about the state of his clothes the better. But why carry a bat? Everyone knew if you carried weapons, Wild Pokemon would attack. One of the reasons Pokemon trainers never carried rifles was because of that reason. Years of Poaching had developed a built in defense against weapons, in Feral Pokemon, and they attacked any trainer with a gun on sight.

"Misty, is that boy still here?"

"No, he said he went to the Pokemon Mart to get some more Pokeballs."

"How long ago was that?"

Misty paused. "That wasà.I think three hours ago."

"And what time did he say he was coming back?"

Misty's eyes lit up for a second time. "Inàthree hours-"

That's when the front door of the Pokemon Centre exploded. "I've been knocking for several minutes. What's going on here?" The boy looked angry. "I need Healing."

"I already healed your Pokemon," the nurse said.

"Pokemon? " The trainer looked confused. "No, I meant for me. I think I dislocated my shoulder swinging that bat around."

The nurse looked at Misty, trying to get an explanation out of her. The other redhead shrugged. "Well, now that you're here why don't you take care of those guys?"

Ash looked at the people Misty was pointing to. "Why would I do that?"

"They are trying to steal your Pokemon," Misty finished.

"What!" Ash glared at Team Rocket. "You were trying to do what with my Pokemon?"

Team Rocket seemed to eye the boy's bat first. "James, why is that boy carrying a bat?"

"I don't know, Jessie, perhaps he should be put down?"
 

Crusader

Well-Known Member
#10
If the trio are lucky then they'll be packing heat in their hot air balloon in the form of the bazookas they've used in some episodes. If I'm not mistaken they have used guns as well.
 

zeebee1

Well-Known Member
#11
This sotry, besides being his best work, is not up to date.

<a href='http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102</a>
 
#13
zeebee1 said:
This sotry, besides being his best work, is not up to date.

<a href='http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102</a>
Damb it! The school computer is blocking it for games and the local library's closed.
 

Shadowseraph

Well-Known Member
#14
zeebee1 said:
This sotry, besides being his best work, is not up to date.

<a href='http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=178102</a>
Hilarious, psychotic Ash is the best.
 

Crusader

Well-Known Member
#15
Shadowseraph said:
Hilarious, psychotic Ash is the best.
Now if only Ash could corrupt Gary so that both of them become psycho buddies...

To be honest I can see why Gary Oak is bashed based upon how his character acted in the anime for a long time, until he finally got enough character development (that certainly took a lot of episodes) so that he and Ash were on more friendly terms again and that my dislike for him dissipated.
 

Shadowseraph

Well-Known Member
#16
Crusader said:
Shadowseraph said:
Hilarious, psychotic Ash is the best.
Now if only Ash could corrupt Gary so that both of them become psycho buddies...

To be honest I can see why Gary Oak is bashed based upon how his character acted in the anime for a long time, until he finally got enough character development (that certainly took a lot of episodes) so that he and Ash were on more friendly terms again and that my dislike for him dissipated.
Gary/Blue was a douche in the games too. My ten year old self took great pleasure in booting him out of the champions spot. Still more psychosis can only be a good thing.
 
#17
I approve. Is Ash some incarnation of a demon warrior or something? Thats the only reason I can think of as to why the wild pokemon keep attacking him.

I pity Team Rocket... I really do... I hope they get put out of commission immediately
 
#18
Fucking necro.

Also so this isn't a complete whaste I'll copypasta the next chapter from SpaceBattles forum. Note that this is Icefire's (or Sailor lords in Spacebattles) story and I had nothing to do with this. If asked by Icefire I will remove it.

Sailor Lord said:
4-5

.....

Brock sat on the back of the gym, trying to catch the latest news before the next Pallet Town trainer came in. So far they had been pretty good and every last one of them got their badge. According to one seriously assholish trainer named Gary Oak, there was one æloserÆ left behind, and Brock was sure the guy was going to come in today.

Why? Because he saw the news. ôSo what happened to the suspects who tried to rob the Pokemon Centre?ö

The officer, a very busty, attractive green haired woman frowned. ôThatÆs not something weÆd like to discuss.ö

The Reporter, an equally busty, equally beautiful blue haired woman would not be denied. ôWitnesses say there was an explosion.ö

ôI suppose there was,ö the policewoman says offhandedly.

ôHowever the explosion was not caused by any Pokemon.ö

ôThe police department refuses to allow any information out on the investigation.ö The Greenette looked irritated.

ôThere was also reports of the suspects being critically injured.ö

ôWe refuse to let any info out on that.ö

ôThe two are currently in the hospital for major broken bones, spine, and the Meowth is supposed to be paralyzed.ö

ôThatÆs enough of this! Please put that camera away!ö The woman palmed her white gloves on the camera, making the screen go blank.

ôPlease, we just want to know the name of the instigator.ö

ôThere is no instigator. Team Rocket attacked the Pokemon Centre, and the Police got there and pushed them back.ö

ôAccording to the Nurse the terrorist were taken care of long before the police arrived!ö

ôNo more! Jenny 2! Jenny 3! Get this lady off the premise! Hey! Hey! What are you guys doing! No taking pictures!ö

Brock snorted and turned off the TV. He looked around the room and frowned. Whoever defeated Team Rocket had his thanks. Pewter City Nurse Joy contacted him earlier about transporting the Pokemon from that Pokemon Centre right when the terrorist, Team Rocket, had tried to take over that location.

He was more than flattered to help the redhead out and went out of his way to cancel a few matches. From the reports he got from the Nurse Joy that witnessed the brutal, indisputable, and violent defeat of Team Rocket, the person was supposedly some ten year old trainer from Pallet.

Now Brock was not the sharpest block in the tool shed, but he was damn sure the kid was going to be coming at him within the next hour or so. How couldnÆt he? He had to become a Pokemon Master, just like all the bratty kids from Pallet Town. Sighing, and deciding to fix the rest of this room before his brothers and sisters got here, he pulled off his shirt and went to the Gym Arena.

His apprentices, along with his siblings, were mostly in school so it was up to him to clean up the place before the next challenge. Running a Rock Pokemon Gym was not easy. He had to wake up early to clean up the place, had to carry heavy loads, and also work with sledge hammers to break up stone to give the place the ôRock Pokemon feel.ö

After taking care of his chores, he decided to watch the news again. It seemed like this was a two part series. He snorted at the idea that one trainer could have caused so much trouble, and was slightly puzzled how the news didnÆt report the trainer using any kind of Pokemon to deal Team Rocket any damage.

ôWe are here outside of Veridian Forest, apparently there have been a storm of Beedrills, Butterfree, and horrified Pokemon Trainers running away from the ûyou there young man! Can you tell us what is going on?ö

The man, who was wearing some kind of Samurai suit, didnÆt want to talk . ôAre you insane? Have you seen the state of that forest!ö

Brock got a look at the forest from his couch. Hundreds and Hundreds of feral Pokemon were running around like chickens with their heads cut off. It was chaos, madness, and violent. DidnÆt Bug Pokemon generally leave other trainers alone? Bugs were very skittish by nature so seeing so many of them active made his suspicious.

ôWe donÆt understand, young man, why are the Pokemon of Viridian Forest acting this way?ö the Reporter let the boy speak.

Samurai Bug Boy, as Brock dubbed him, tried to get out of the womanÆs reach. ôMaÆam please let me go!ö

ôJust one moment, we just want to know what happened-ô

ôMaÆam heÆs after me! I gotta get out of here-ô

ôNow hold on! Nothing is going to come after you we have a team of-ô

ôMaÆam a hive of Beedrill tried to stop him, a hundred Weedle tried to stop him, CaterpieÆs tried to spin him, and he swung all of it awayàit was like he was the wind!ö

ôYouÆre not making any sense.ö

ôI donÆt care, just let go before he gets out of the Forest!ö

The reporter, not knowing what to do, let Samurai Bug Boy go and looked at the screen. ôWell, no word on whatÆs going on here, but the chaos seems to be decreasing and, oh, look, we have another person coming out ûDragonites testicles!ö

Brock spat out his drink when he saw what came out of the Forest entrance. The thing, whatever it was, had short messy black hair, covering his eyes, a ragged torn up body, and what might, or might not, be a green backpack. What caught BrockÆs attention was his distinct angry limp, and the way he carried that surprisingly large bat that dragged across the Forest floor. Actually, what made him even more fascinated was the red trail that the bat left behind.

ôZoom in! Zoom in!ö The camera zoomed onto the background behind the boy. Brock let out a gasp as he saw the bodies of wild Pokemon crushed to a pulp. Weedle horns were broken, Beedrill spines lay shattered, Metapod shells were cracked, and there was even a pack of Capterpie with their eyeballs popped.

ôOh, Mystical Hoohoo, what attacked you young man?ö

The boy, who was only wearing his boxerÆs didnÆt reply at first. Now that Brock got a better look at him he was surprised he had missed the unconscious red-haired girl he had over his shoulder, along with the vicious looking Pikachu he dragged on a leash. Huffing and puffing, the boy took some time to make a response. His skin, every shred of it, was pierced with claw marks, fang marks, and Brock could even see a giant purple rat attached to his leg. The boy glared at the creature, and the thing whimpered and slowly let him go.

What the heck? Why would Pokemon do that? Did wild Pokemon act like this? ShouldnÆt the Trainer be the one to fear the large, poisonous rat? ôSo, about our question, what happened?ö

The young boy reached into his back pack and pulled on his base ball cap. Carefully, and with great speed he swiped his dark hair out of his eyes and glared at the reporter. ôDo you have any food?ö

ôExcuse me?ö

ôI said do you have anything to eat.ö

ôI donÆt really, oh, sorry! Camera man, get this boy something to eat!ö

Brock waited patiently as the crew got the boy his due. What astonished the Pewter City Gym leader was the paranoid way he ate his food. His bloodshot eyes roamed the field, looking out for any enemies that may or may not attack.

ôAre you done, boy?ö

The æboyÆ looked up. ôYes, maÆam.ö He took a glance at his female partner. ôCan you leave some food for this one?ö

The reporter looked back at the camera. ôAs you can see this brave young man has passed through this chaotic forest with this young lady.ö Her eyes became misty. ôItÆs astounding to see such dedication, and, nay I say it? Love in the battlefield?ö

Brock snorted. He seriously doubted the two of them were lovers. First, the boy couldnÆt be older than 10 years old, while the red-head was probably closer to twelve and looked like a hardcore dyke. ôIn any case we now have exclusive information about the incident in the Forest.ö

ôIncident? I didnÆt see no incident.ö The boy looked confused.

ôDidnÆt something attack the Forest to make the wild Bug Pokemon go ballistic?ö

The boy frowned. ôDonÆt think so, Miss, and can you not flash that light on my eye?ö

The Camera-man dimmed the lightening. ôSorry about that, boy, IÆll try not to do that again.ö

ôIÆd like that,ö the boy grunted. The boy, still not wearing shirts, shorts, or shoes, looked at the camera. ôSir, can you get something to wear?ö

ôWhat happened to your clothes?ö

ôWild Beedrill flew off with it.ö

ôWhy would they do that?ö

ôMisty here got some food on it, so when she washed it, and left it to dry the sugar scent caught their attention.ö He frowned. ôI told her not to leave our supplies on the open, but, eh, what are you gonna do?ö

Oh? So this boy was a survivor? Good for him. The world needed more outdoor Pokemon Trainers.

ôAre you and this, Misty, sure you didnÆt see anything enter the Forest?ö

ôNo, maÆam weÆre just minding our own business when we challenged by this guy in a Bug Suit.ö

ôBug suit?ö

ôYeah, I didnÆt get it either. He challenged me to a Pokemon Match, and at some point he got this bright idea to let out a Metapod.ö The boy frowned. ôNow, here is the thing, IÆve got a giant sea snake -donÆt ask me why it canÆt see-, a team of Fearow, and a Pikachu.ö He pointed to his angry yellow mouse. ôBut before I got into the Forest I captured a Caterpie.ö

ôThe Caterpillar Pokemon?ö

ôYep. ThatÆs the one.ö He let go of his Pokeball and what came out was a Butterfree. ôSee I wanted to level him up so I sent out my Caterpie against his Metapod. I kept making it use Tackle and he kept Using Harden. ItÆs pretty annoying because the only move his Metapod knew was Harden so the battle went on for hours. Sure, I could have switched Pokemon, or just had my Gyrados eat it, but he looked like a nice guy.ö

ôThe Samurai Bug Trainer?"

ôYep.ö

ôWaitàwhat did he look like?ö The Reporter looked worried.

ôAhh, I canÆt remember too well but he wore either a green or brown Samurai helmet.ö

The Reporter paused. ôOh, I think we just saw him.ö

ôReally? Nice. I gotta catch up and say hi to him in Pewter.ö

ôHe seemed pretty afraid, young man.ö

ôOh, yeah. About thatàö He trailed off. ôRemember how I told you our match kept going on and on?ö

Yes.ö

ôAt some point my Caterpie evolved into a Metapod as well and as you knowàit can only use Harden.ö

ôOh dear.ö

ôAnd so the battle lasted for a day.ö

ôBut that doesnÆt explain why he ran out of hereàö

The hobo put his bat down, took a bite out of his meal, and glared at the injured Pokemon behind him. ôNah, it shouldnÆt. But the Hive of Beedrill might.ö

ôBeedrill?ö

ôSee at some point a Swarm just came by and got the bright idea to steal our Metapods.ö

ôThat doesnÆt sound good.ö

Brock was intrigued. What would he do now? A Swarm? That must have been at least a dozen fully evolved Bug Pokemon.

ôTell me about it. At the time Misty had my back pack with all my supplies.ö He sighed. ôFortunately I had my bat.ö

ôBat?ö The reporter looked at the bat. ôIs thatàö

ôàBeedrill blood? Depends, some of it is, some of it is Weedle, some Ratata, depends on what got in my way.ö

ôIn your way?ö

ôWell you canÆt expect a guy to just let a Swarm of Beedrill take his Pokemon, could ya?ö

The Reporter didnÆt answer. She was slowly backing away from him. Brock didnÆt blame her.

ôWhat exactly did you do when you found the Hive?ö

The boy stopped chewing on his meal. He had a somewhat irritated expression. ôYou sure you wanna know?ö

ôCamera man, are you recording this?ö

ôYes, Miss Trisha Takanawa!ö

Brock leaned toward the TV as well. ôWell when I found the Bees they got this bright idea to attack me and, hmm, one thing led to anotheràö



à..



While Brock watched the news, a certain homeless/paranoid boy was talking to an old man that looked surprisingly like the Pewter City Gym Leader. ôYouÆre trying to sell me what?ö

ôRocks, boy, would you like to buy some rocks before you challenge Brock?ö

The boy, who wore spotted Pokemon boxers, frowned. ôNo.ö He turned to his angry Pikachu. ôPikachu, I wanna be fair this time, cause I took care of Team Rocket without ya, so you want any rocks?ö

ôPika CHUU!ö

ôIÆm sorry, I thought they would have more bite. Who knew that James guy would go down after I took out his kneecaps?ö

ôPika CHUU!ö

ôOkay! Okay! I could have let you take care of Jessie, but the lady pulled out a bazooka and my bat just found her face-ô

ôPika-ô

ôFine! Fine! I should have let you beat up Meowth, but ,seriously, how many chances do I get to beat a talking cat to death? HavenÆt YOU ever wanted to beat up a talking Pokemon?ö

ôàPika.ö The Lightning mouse nodded.

ôSee, itÆs not all my fault.ö He smiled, shook his head, and turned to the Brock-look-alike. ôNow I donÆt wanna buy any rocks but you got any advice on how to beat Brock?ö

The man frowned. He looked at the boyÆs muscular shoulders, then to his angry Pokemon, then to the unconscious girl he had put down a while ago, then to his large, bloody bat.

ôà.IÆm not sure if you need it.ö He looked worried. ôIf possible, can you please not hurt him?ö

ôThe heck? I hurt nobody!ö

ôPika!ö

ôOh come on! You beat up your Pickachu one time and it never lets you forget!. Being a Trainer is sucha draaagggg!ö
 
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