ôWhat the hell?ö muttered Tatsuki, looking around as the world seemed to reset around her. Gone was Karakura High. Instead, they seemed to now be in a small field, thick trees surrounding them.
And looking down, she decided her outfit had to be designed by a pervert, as it seemed she was dressed as a warrior who considered any sort of body armor to be a sin.
ôOh! Tatsuki-chan! IÆm a magic girl!ö Orihime cried, somehow wearing even less, and waving an odd magical wandùabout the size of a baseball batùaround.
ôWhy am I dressed as a wizard?ö Ury? asked, fingering his robes. ôAnd the design styleà This is an insult to the honor of the Qunicy.ö
Chad said nothing, momentarily confirming his new pointed ears, leather vests, and a large bow in his hands. Yep, he was an elven archer.
ôI canÆt see!ö came IchigoÆs muffled cry, as his knight armor refused to move with him.
ôHow did we end up in some damned RPG?ö asked Tatsuki. ôIs this something else that Urahara guy put together?ö
ôà RPG?ö came IchigoÆs muffled voice. Oh by the Gods, this wasnÆt good. RPG meant heÆd be stuck on some quest, 8-bit music playing in his head, weird looks from the NPCs as he ransacked houses, probably had to recover some damned local equivalent of the H?gyoku, find the others from his universe, and battle some monster version of Aizen.
ôThis Loop sucks,ö he spat, finally yanking off his helmet.
ôQuiet, Kurosaki,ö whispered Ury?, motioning for them to hide. ôA dark energy is coming.ö
ôIt à it is so massive,ö Chad muttered, eyes wide, as they saw a figure coming down the path à singing.
ôIÆm just a one-winged an~gel! Hovering over the Midgard Plate...ö
It could only be described as Pooh Bear with a shoulder guard, long silvery blue hair, sunken eyes, a black angel's wing, and carrying one wicked looking katana...
ôIÆm just a one-winged an~gel! I will not kill you, not at this rate...ö The Pooh Bear of Death and Destruction sang.
ôAAAAH! HeÆs so cute!ö cried Orihime, exposing them.
ôIntruders!ö cried the altered bear. ôI must destroy you, because you are corrupting the Honeystream.ö He then held his katana, powering up for... ôTIGGER SLASH!ö
ôDamn it, Orihime!ö cried Tatsuki, as the group took off running.
ôFUBAR LOOP!ö yelled Ichigo, moving as fast as his bulky armor would allow, before Chad picked him up and ran. ôI HATE FUBAR LOOPS!ö he screamed, as the group dodged and weaved between strikes à all of which were accompanied by a æbounceÆ sound-effect.
ôNow, now...ö Sepoohroth said as he shook his head, ôitÆs not nice to run away.ö With that, the Jenova-stuffed Puppet of destruction gave chase.