Dark Lords, don't you just hate it when your minions die too quickly because of some pesky "heroes"?
Well, worry no more! With this handy dandy possession spell, it lets you take over their corpses! Just listen to one of our happy customers!
"Potter kept on killing my Servants before they did anything useful. But with this spell, it allows me to just face him myself, without having to leave my throne!"
- Lord Voldemort, Satisfied Customer.
So don't delay Dark Lords, order this spell now and we'll throw in an attachable Silver Hand, for free!
Well, worry no more! With this handy dandy possession spell, it lets you take over their corpses! Just listen to one of our happy customers!
"Potter kept on killing my Servants before they did anything useful. But with this spell, it allows me to just face him myself, without having to leave my throne!"
- Lord Voldemort, Satisfied Customer.
So don't delay Dark Lords, order this spell now and we'll throw in an attachable Silver Hand, for free!
Heroes, are you tired of your Dark Lords always escaping to fight another day?
Are you tired of hunting down their Horcrux(es) or just hunting them down?
Well, with our great new product, you won't have to!
Introducing the Three Hallows! The Three Hallows are a mystical set of powerful magical artifacts that will ensure that your first fight will be the last fight ever!
First off, you get an unbeatable wand! Yes Heroes, you heard right, an unbeatable wand! With this powerful wand of Elder, you will never lose a magical fight!
But wait, there's more! With this wand, you will also get the Cloak of invisibility ! This Cloak is specially designed for its invisibility to never wear off and as an added bonus, it's resistant to spells that would damage other lower quality invisibility cloaks!
Now I know what you're thinking Heroes, you're thinking "How can this deal get any better?" Well, it just did! With the Resurrection Stone, you'll be able to see any of your loved ones that passed away! Yes, any loved ones that passed away!
Order now, and we'll throw in the Title of "Master of Death" for free! You heard right, For Free!
So you get : A Wand of Elder, A Cloak of Invisibility, A Resurrection Stone and we'll throw in the Title of "Master of Death"!
These products are only available to Heroes. To purchase, you must say your Heroes Membership code. To acquire the Heroes Membership, you must have your family murdered by a Dark Lord at the age of 1 and have him or his followers try and kill you every single year you attend Magical school.
Offer only valid in the Magical world.
Caution: Becoming the Master of Death may have side effects of:
People trying to kill you
People trying to steal from you
Unable to die naturally
Transportation into another dimension
Please Consult your Wise Old Wizard before taking the title of "Master of Death"
Don't delay, Order Today and You'll only need One Fight to take your Dark Lord down!
Are you tired of hunting down their Horcrux(es) or just hunting them down?
Well, with our great new product, you won't have to!
Introducing the Three Hallows! The Three Hallows are a mystical set of powerful magical artifacts that will ensure that your first fight will be the last fight ever!
First off, you get an unbeatable wand! Yes Heroes, you heard right, an unbeatable wand! With this powerful wand of Elder, you will never lose a magical fight!
But wait, there's more! With this wand, you will also get the Cloak of invisibility ! This Cloak is specially designed for its invisibility to never wear off and as an added bonus, it's resistant to spells that would damage other lower quality invisibility cloaks!
Now I know what you're thinking Heroes, you're thinking "How can this deal get any better?" Well, it just did! With the Resurrection Stone, you'll be able to see any of your loved ones that passed away! Yes, any loved ones that passed away!
Order now, and we'll throw in the Title of "Master of Death" for free! You heard right, For Free!
So you get : A Wand of Elder, A Cloak of Invisibility, A Resurrection Stone and we'll throw in the Title of "Master of Death"!
These products are only available to Heroes. To purchase, you must say your Heroes Membership code. To acquire the Heroes Membership, you must have your family murdered by a Dark Lord at the age of 1 and have him or his followers try and kill you every single year you attend Magical school.
Offer only valid in the Magical world.
Caution: Becoming the Master of Death may have side effects of:
People trying to kill you
People trying to steal from you
Unable to die naturally
Transportation into another dimension
Please Consult your Wise Old Wizard before taking the title of "Master of Death"
Don't delay, Order Today and You'll only need One Fight to take your Dark Lord down!
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