Crack Love Hina Yuri Pairings!

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

I demand Motoko/Tsuruko, Kanako/Haruka, Haruka/Tsuruko, and Motoko/Kanako/Tsuruko/Haruka lemons in honor of my return! Now get to work!

Alternatively, I'll also take standard, non-lemon fics with the first three pairings as well.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

All of you Naruto fans go on and on about Naruto/Hinata, each time abbreviating it Naru/Hina like there's no other fandoms out there at all. Time for you all to pay the toll and write some Narusegawa/Grandma Hina.

Get to work.

 

[Mighty Bob]

Your absence was obviously spent in an asylum. Apparently your time there was intended to make your grasp on sanity worse, rather than better.

Congratulations sir, your goal has been achieved!

This idea might explain why Naru is so angry/violent towards Keitaro. She's afraid he might take Granny Hina away from her *nods sagely*

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

I'm still waiting.

Also, Motoko/Tama.

Now.

Edit: Stupid Gafgar, Gidget is not a female!

 

[cilrais]

/r/ vore fic where motoko is shrunken by Su and eaten by Tama

 

[Antimatter]

I'm still waiting.

Also, Motoko/Tama or Motoko/Gidget.

Now.

What, no Haruka shinobu or Tsuruko/su?

and amazingly, no Nyamo/shinobu twincest yuri?

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Haruka shinobu

Tsuruko/su

Nyamo/shinobu twincest yuri

YES

 

[Antimatter]

Haruka shinobu

Tsuruko/su

Nyamo/shinobu twincest yuri

YES

the last one is made of amazing amount of win. I mean, I can just see them on Paraclese in leaf bakini's..

Yeah, I better end that thought there for now.

also, few more to consider:

Nyamo/Amala: Tan girl yuri is good yuri.

h43r: removed one because it was already listed

 

[Alzrius]

while we're on the subject of younger girls, let's see some Sarah/Su yuri. They're both hyperactive little blonde girls...just imagine what the sex must be like! Especially if Su's made toys for the occassion...

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

YES

Edit: There really can't be anything good about nuclear-powered three-eyed dildos, though.

 

[lunaitc]

YES

Edit: There really can't be anything good about nuclear-powered three-eyed dildos, though.

You forgot semi-sentient (or possibly just heat-seeking ).

And if your definition of "Good" is "As twisted as we can possibly make it," then said "toys" are, in fact, made of win.

 

[Alzrius]

Bah, for such a pairing, the sexy hijinks would be even better than toys.

Imagine Sarah's reaction when she finds out what her girlfriend looks like under the red moon. And then, when Amalla comes over for a surprise visit, Sarah mistakes her for Kaolla when she sneaks into her bed, waking the First Princess up to a lingually-cunning surprise. At that point, Kaolla shows up, looking for Sarah, and now its Amalla/Sarah/Kaolla goodness!

 

[Fatuous One]

Hmm, can I reserve the Motoko/Tama pairing?

Too wrapped up in trying to focus on getting the few other fics that I'm interested in writing, but the crack-iness of that pairing sparks my interest.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

As long as it's done at some point \o

 

[Prince Charon]

Hmm, how about Sarah/Ema? We don't see many Ema-fics, due to her brief and late appearance.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Sarah and Ema? Hmm... could work... By the time Ema first comes around, Sarah looks like...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3784/lhmsarahdb9.jpg

...Oh hell yeah. Do it.

 

[lunaitc]

Sarah and Ema? Hmm... could work... By the time Ema first comes around, Sarah looks like...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3784/lhmsarahdb9.jpg

...Oh hell yeah. Do it.

I think Sarah's going to have to make some concessions to fashion very soon. As is, the overalls barely cover her chest.

Now add three years or so of breast growth... ~

I agree wholeheartedly with your demand.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Sarah and Ema? Hmm... could work... By the time Ema first comes around, Sarah looks like...

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3784/lhmsarahdb9.jpg

...Oh hell yeah. Do it.

I think Sarah's going to have to make some concessions to fashion very soon. As is, the overalls barely cover her chest.

That is the whole delicious point.

 

[toraneko]

I think Sarah's going to have to make some concessions to fashion very soon. As is, the overalls barely cover her chest.

Not so. Remember, anime girls are utterly immune to the sag-inducing effects of gravity. Thus, as long as we want her to traipse about in overalls without a shirt, she will do so.

I think she needs a haircut, though. Or a braid. Something that reduces those stupid uber-long pigtails.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Ain't nothin wrong with her hair imo.

 

[AWJ]

I think she needs a haircut, though. Or a braid. Something that reduces those stupid uber-long pigtails.

You blaspheme. Waist-length blonde hair > (uncrossable wall) > you.

For the record, I would slurp up a story featuring the lovely Miss MacDougal like so much delicious melting ice cream. Preferably melting lemon ice cream, if you catch my drift.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

I agree. SARAH LEMONS. NOWE.

 

[Alzrius]

Hm, Sarah's older form is quite sexy (and I love her hair there), but I also think the way she is when we first meet her is lolicious!

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

yus

 

[Israfel]

Dude, blondes + pigtails = *SPLOOGE*, how could you be a guy and not think that?