Naruto Curious Contracts

whitewhiskey

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#1
Basically, I want to hear some details on strange summoning contract ideas, funny or serious, one could give a character, like...

Naruto said:
Naruto stared down the freaky ninja in front of him, who stood on a giant snake and kept giving a creepy leer at the blond's teammate. Naruto, for sure, wasn't the brightest bulb in the box, but he wasn't a total idiot, as strong as he and Sasuke were, they had little chance of beating this enemy alone.

Alone...

Naruto grinned as he moved quickly through a few hand signs before slamming his palm on the branch, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu!"

Orochimaru narrowed his eyes, Kabuto's information hadn't said anything about any of the genin having summons. Then he heard it, a phrase that he would soon come to fear as death itself, that would make his blood run cold and his coal black heart skip a beat.

"íSupercow al rescate!"
This is, what I call, a Super animal contract, each with some funny/kick ass potential. But, mostly, I thought of it because I've seen Naruto summon DC heroes and Marvel Heroes, so I thought I would go for something nobody would see coming

Hong-Kong Phooey, Atom Ant, Underdog, Secret Squirrel, Rocket J. Squirrel there's probably a lot of possibilities...

But, there's also the possibility a lot of you don't know who I'm talking about.

So, any other contract Ideas?
 

atlas_hugged

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#2
Hare summoning contract. Summons the hares from the Redwall series.

Wot Wot?
 

Prince Charon

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#4
The <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7819&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Sakura Contract</a>. So far, no fic has come from it.
 

atlas_hugged

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#5
Prince Charon said:
The <a href='http://z14.invisionfree.com/The_Fanfiction_Forum/index.php?showtopic=7819&hl=' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Sakura Contract</a>. So far, no fic has come from it.
Time Braid has one of those.
 

whitewhiskey

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#7
What about cockroaches, or more specifically, <a href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Apartment' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>These Roaches.</a>
 

zeebee1

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#8
He gets the Super Robot War pilot summoning contract.
 

digitalstorm

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#10
Warhammer 40k summoning contract. Summon everything and everyone into Naruto world.
 

goldenarms

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#12
Leonite said:
Prinny sumoning contract

Nuff said.
Naruto: "Say, you guys want something to eat? I mean, all I got is some instant ramen, but I'll share some with you guys!"

Prinnies: [gasp]

Naruto: "...what?"

Prinnies: [tearing up] "No one's ever been so kind to us, dood! We love you!"

And thus the legendary Pringer X was born. :lol:
 
#13
digitalstorm said:
Warhammer 40k summoning contract. Summon everything and everyone into Naruto world.
problem is, they are just miniatures.

Yeah, LIVING miniatures, but still miniatures.



Then again, Bad Company(in JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Part 4) did show us how awesome(and dangerous) miniatures can be
 

Bill Felix

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#14
ankokudaishogun said:
Then again, Bad Company(in JoJo's Bizarre Adventures Part 4) did show us how awesome(and dangerous) miniatures can be
The second someone mentions JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, I can only think of Naruto with a steam roller summon.
 

Leonite

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#15
goldenarms said:
Leonite said:
Prinny sumoning contract

Nuff said.
Naruto: "Say, you guys want something to eat? I mean, all I got is some instant ramen, but I'll share some with you guys!"

Prinnies: [gasp]

Naruto: "...what?"

Prinnies: [tearing up] "No one's ever been so kind to us, dood! We love you!"

And thus the legendary Pringer X was born. :lol:
Of course, Prinny Laharl, Hero Prinny and Prinny Asagi are part of that...
 

Ura Mamoru

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#16
Leonite said:
goldenarms said:
Leonite said:
Prinny sumoning contract

Nuff said.
Naruto: "Say, you guys want something to eat? I mean, all I got is some instant ramen, but I'll share some with you guys!"

Prinnies: [gasp]

Naruto: "...what?"

Prinnies: [tearing up] "No one's ever been so kind to us, dood! We love you!"

And thus the legendary Pringer X was born. :lol:
Of course, Prinny Laharl, Hero Prinny and Prinny Asagi are part of that...
Prinny Baal.



Start running.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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#17
Ura Mamoru said:
Leonite said:
goldenarms said:
Leonite said:
Prinny sumoning contract

Nuff said.
Naruto: "Say, you guys want something to eat? I mean, all I got is some instant ramen, but I'll share some with you guys!"

Prinnies: [gasp]

Naruto: "...what?"

Prinnies: [tearing up] "No one's ever been so kind to us, dood! We love you!"

And thus the legendary Pringer X was born. :lol:
Of course, Prinny Laharl, Hero Prinny and Prinny Asagi are part of that...
Prinny Baal.



Start running.
Not yet....


Prinny Hitler


Now you can run...
 

Leonite

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#18
Prinny Hitler would be pitiful compared to any higher level Prinny, Hero Prinny, Prinny Laharl, Prinny Asagi and Prinny Baal.... especially the last. To point out how strong Baal is, he is the sole Prinny that does not explode when thrown, he is powerful enough to ignore the weakness.

Of course, it would probably require more chakra than Gamabunta to be summoned.... and it might not be the chief, Pringer X might be the chief if they use power, or Laharl/Hero if they use rank (Laharl is an overlord and has presumably beaten Baal, and Hero is Etna's head prinny, Etna being the demon in charge when Laharl is a prinny.)
 

MastaofBitches

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#19
<a href='http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Servant_classes' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Servant</a> Summoning contract.
 

Canis

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#20
I'm surprised nobody's thought of having Naruto summon prinny versions of his parents or other various ninja heroes given that his mom effectively committed suicide by jumping in front of the Nine-Tails claw and his dad did commit suicide by summoning Death and a lot of the other big name ninja are known to have either gone willingly to their deaths in a form of assisted suicide or in the case Sakumo Hatake, have actually committed suicide. There's also the fact that ninjas are, by "virtue" of their job, inherent sinners of the type that are almost guaranteed to become prinnies upon dying.
 

Jryu

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#21
You know, when I saw the name of this thread, one image popped into my head, and I am strangely disappointed that no one else has mentioned it.

But, for a truly Curious Contract, it must summon:



And, as if that were not bad enough... what else might be summoned with that contract?
 

Leonite

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#22
Canis said:
I'm surprised nobody's thought of having Naruto summon prinny versions of his parents or other various ninja heroes given that his mom effectively committed suicide by jumping in front of the Nine-Tails claw and his dad did commit suicide by summoning Death and a lot of the other big name ninja are known to have either gone willingly to their deaths in a form of assisted suicide or in the case Sakumo Hatake, have actually committed suicide. There's also the fact that ninjas are, by "virtue" of their job, inherent sinners of the type that are almost guaranteed to become prinnies upon dying.
Well he wouldn't know aout his parents, and its likely that Death has Minato, so no Prinnyfication for him.

Other ninja, on the other hand...
 

Tsukino_kage

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#23
Actually, Chibi-reaper over at FF.net did have Minato show up as a Prinny in his Naruto/Disgaea crossover.
 

Canis

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#24
Leonite said:
Canis said:
I'm surprised nobody's thought of having Naruto summon prinny versions of his parents or other various ninja heroes given that his mom effectively committed suicide by jumping in front of the Nine-Tails claw and his dad did commit suicide by summoning Death and a lot of the other big name ninja are known to have either gone willingly to their deaths in a form of assisted suicide or in the case Sakumo Hatake, have actually committed suicide. There's also the fact that ninjas are, by "virtue" of their job, inherent sinners of the type that are almost guaranteed to become prinnies upon dying.
Well he wouldn't know aout his parents, and its likely that Death has Minato, so no Prinnyfication for him.

Other ninja, on the other hand...
Actually if we're sticking Naruto in the Nippon-Ichi universe it'd be quite easy to say that the Dead Demon Consuming Seal's effects aren't fully understood and that Death doesn't actually eat the souls but shoves them directly into prinnies and drops them in the nearest Netherworld. Quite probably together - given that prinnies have no definite life-span and tend to be rather hardy it's not hard to believe they'd end up fighting...and never stopping. After all if you're willing to use the ultimate suicide technique to kill your enemy they definitely aren't your best friend who you're going to beat on for a bit and then go out and get drunk with.

Edit:

On a slightly off-topic note am I the only one that's been plagued by a Nippon-Ichi verse crossover idea that features Kushina showing back up in Konoha around the time Naruto becomes a Genin and explains her absence with something like this: "Sorry it took so long, but conquering the Netherworld and extorting the Dimension Gate coordinates for Konoha out of the Gatekeepers Union isn't easy, even for someone as totally awesome as I am!"

Because yeah, I've just thought Kushina was that awesome since I read the Birth of Naruto chapters.
 
#25
MastaofBitches said:
<a href='http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Servant_classes' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Servant</a> Summoning contract.
I can't help but think of a younger Naruto summoning Servants and how they would affect him growing up. Except for Berserker Hercules. No matter when he's summoned, all it means is death for everything that gets in Naruto's way if he can control Berserker, and death for just everything until Berserker runs out of energy if he can't.

Oddly, what I would want to see most is not a Naruto living life with Saber, Caster, or Rider Medusa, or influenced by Archer's GAR-ness, Lancer's personality, or Gil's arrogance. I would want to see Naruto after spending his childhood with the <a href='http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Rider_%28Fate/Zero%29' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>King of Conquerors</a>. He says he wants to be Hokage, and lead the village. But the only leader he's really seen is Sarutobi, who doesn't really seem all that impressive to a child. Rider Iskandar is the epitome of a great leader, whose armies continue to follow him, even after dying and being summoned as a Heroic Spirit. Faced with that, how would Naruto develop? Would he man up like Waver Velvet? Adopt Rider's dream of conquering the world?

Better still would be if he summoned different Servants at different times, so he can see the contrast between the three Kings: Saber, who lived solely for her people, and who even after death sought the Grail so they could have someone better to be king, Rider, who considers his followers his dearest friends and who inspires a fanatical loyalty in them, and Gil, who, though supremely arrogant and selfish, still lives up to certain standards for kings, at least in his own way (my understanding is that in Fate/Zero, Gil does something that makes clear to Rider that he obeys and enforces the laws he set down as king, in Heaven's Feel, his reason for trying to kill Dark Sakura was that she was killing "his subjects," and that, overall, beneath the raving insanity, he wanted the Grail to rid the world of the weak so that his kingdom could once again be strong).

Because it would be brought up eventually, if he summons Saber, Rider Medusa, or Caster, my impressions of how it would turn out. Saber, Naruto would absolutely look up to, especially once he's got the idea of protecting what's important to you in his head. After all, that's just what Saber did as king. And a king is kind of like a Hokage, so I can see Naruto looking at Saber as someone to be idolized perhaps even moreso than the Yondaime: strong, beautiful, literally took up the sword for her country knowing she'd have a hard life, and right there, conceivably willing to help him. Plus, Saber would show beyond a shadow of a doubt that females can kick huge amounts of ass, despite the impression given by seemingly every kunoichi everywhere in Naruto.

Rider, I can't think of as much, but all it would take is to make Naruto's treatment a little worse. Not as bad as fanon usually does, no mobs or beatings, but just have people treat him poorly enough to evoke sympathy in her. Beyond that, I can't think of any way for her to really influence him.

Caster, on the other hand...same thing as with Shirou, if she thought Kuzuki was nice, she'd probably adore Naruto. And corrupt him terribly. On the other hand, he'd learn to think and plan, so that would be a plus.

And as my final note, I leave this thought: Naruto summons True Assassin, who proceeds to show these pathetic fools what a real stealth killer can do.
 
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