Not sure if anybody particularly cares, but either way, I'm necroing this thread because season 3 just started.
The biggest, most notable change is that Max Geiger, the computer geek responsible for 'running' the sim, has been replaced...with Richard "Mack" Machowicz. You know, the former Navy SEAL who used to host Future Weapons on Discovery.
Well, not really replaced, since Mack's there to talk about tactics and such and now there's another guy who apparently created the newer and more enhanced sim, etc., etc., etc., magical sim that does things. Okay.
The show is still the same - a lot of 'tests' that involve shooting and stabbing things, the Doctor doing his 'yep, he's really dead' thing, everybody going giving the 'edge' to a certain weapon, and then the sim.
Beyond that, they've now introduced these 'x-factors', which are supposed to be little bonuses and special advantages for each side like tactics, generalship, fatigue, etc., which are given numerical values from 0 to 100 to be factored in by the sim. They make as much sense as they sound.
First match-up was Napoleon versus Washington. Washington won out by a slim margin in the end. Can't say I didn't see it coming. I definitely foresaw them giving Washington the Pennsylvania rifles and to their credit, they acknowledged its longer reload time over the French musket and they didn't do something really stupid like pretend the Continental Army was equipped with just Pennsylvania rifles. You know, not like that SWAT versus GSG9 match-up where they gave the SWAT guys those 6.8mm rifles.
But overall, the simulation was balls-out retarded. They decide to test the match-up between famous generals by giving each one a team of just four guys? :headbanger:
So much for all that talk throughout the episode about strategy and generalship.
So yeah, it's Deadliest Warrior as usual. It's silly, stupid, and requires you to turn off certain higher brain functions in order to enjoy it, but there's occasional fun with how over-the-top the simulated battles are.
Next week is Joan of Arc versus William the Conqueror.
The rest of the match-ups are a bit ho-hum. US Army Rangers versus North Korean Special Forces makes me go 'huh?'. Lawrence of Arabia versus Theodore Roosevelt actually sounds a bit interesting, as does French Foreign Legion versus Gurkha.
But, let's face it - the one we will all want to see is that special Vampires versus Zombies episode they will be doing at the end of the season. God damn it, they have Max Brooks (The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z) to talk about the zombies. Seriously.