Privett Drive a normal British neighborhood that is about ot have a very abnormal night. As the crickets chirp in the night sky a tall ancient man walks the street, stopping as a huge person on a motorcycle pulls up. They converse for a bit and then a basket is exchanged.
After a few minutes the bearded man approaches a single house. A number 6 Privett Drive and place the basket at the front door. A small gurgle and cry is heard as the baby within is disturbed, shifting in its blanket to reveal a lighting bolt scar on his forehead still fresh and raw.
The old man smiles and turns away, being stopped by a cat that swiftly turns into a elderly lady. Wisps of conversation are heard from the two as they talk.
ôAre you sure? These relatives of him are some of the worst muggles I have ever seen....ö
ôYes Minerva, he will be safest here....ö
The baby shifts in its blanket as the two elderly people turn and give one last glance, before flying away into the night.
We all know what usually happens next, the door is opened and the residents of #6 Privett Dr. the Dursleys take, very reluctantly their Nephew Harry. Who proceeds to live the next 10 years of his live in abject misery and abuse of his spiteful relatives.
This time however, something is different. As the two wizards leave, they fail to notice a third figure in the shadows watching. A figure that quickly approaches the basket on the doorstep.
As the Figure approaches the porch light illuminates his being revealing.....
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A tall figure stepped out of the Shadows, heading towards the front porch. Pausing to cock his head slightly to watch the rapidly disappearing forms of the wizard and witch. Shrugging slightly, the figure walked over to stand just above the basket with the sleeping infant.
The porch light revealed a tall lanky man in pants, an open jacket revealing his tanned wiry torso. His head was topped by a mop of well groomed light purple hair, with two Elven ears sticking far out form the side. His demonic red eyes twinkled in amusement, unconsciously mirroring the favorite expression of the elderly wizard who had just departed.
The man smirked and struck a goofy dramatic pose before he opened his mouth and began to wax melodramatically. ôOH! What have the fates presented to MOI? Here I was just wandering on my own when what should I stumble across? But a helpless child abandoned on a doorstep, surely such a boy must have some great destiny ahead of him that only I can help him with. But what? Surely the universe can not expect Moi, the Dark Adonis himself, to raise such an infant. I have so many other things to do instead. Yet to leave him alone in this cruel and harsh world would be unforgivable!ö
The Dark Adonis shifted again, this time assuming a pose akin to the famous æThinkerÆ statue. Finally he snapped his fingers and switched poses one last time to a triumphant one. ôI HAVE IT! Surely if the task was sent to ME, the Dark Adonis, than my rival must also be up to handling it. Yes! Laharl will make the perfect Patsyàerrrà recipient for such a boon!ö
The Dark Adonis Smiled then jumped slightly as various dogs began to bark and he noticed lots of lights turning on up and down the street. Two houses down he heard faintly someone saying ôVernon see who that is before they wake our DuddikinÆsö
Smiling sheepishly, he quickly picked up the basket. ôNow to take you my little young one to your new parents! Oh wonÆt my rival be so pleased! AU REVIOR EARTH!ö
As he said that he gestured opening a small swirling blue portal that he stepped through and then proceeded toàà
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Deep within a dark and menacing castle, three women were walking through a hallway.
ôLook IÆm telling you guys, we have to arrange for Laharl to let us go this weekend. Do you know how often DemonicaÆs has such a good sale? Once every millennia!ö A short red headed female exclaimed to her companions. Her small bat like wings fluttering softly as her demon tail curled around her body, her red eyes sparkling in anticipation of the sales.
ôOhhh! You think theyÆll still have that dress I saw last time Etna?ö A similarly childlike being in white robes, with blonde hair and blue eyes questioned the red head.
ôHe he. It does sound like good fun; do you think Gordon will need Thursday that weekend? Otherwise we could have him carry all our purchases.ö The third female interrupted. Unlike the other two she was obviously an adult. Her curvaceous form covered in an attractive bikini, her blond hair flowing gently down her back as her blue eyes sparkled with intelligence.
ôIÆm sure theyÆll have plenty of dresses Flonne. Oh and donÆt worry Jessica, IÆll just trick Laharl into punishing Gordon with some menial task and weÆll have Thursday all to ourselves. Hmm maybe a paint balloon with his name on it or perhaps I coulàHEY! WHAT THE??? WHATS THIS?ö Etna stopped mid plotting as she nearly tripped over the basket that appeared in front of her.
Curious Jennifer bent over and picked it up. Glancing inside she let out a small gasp which had Flonne and Etna crowding around her. ôItÆs a baby!ö
Flonne smiled glancing inside, her angelic blue eyes making contact with bright green ones slowly opening and heavy with sleep. ôOooohà HeÆs so cute!ö
ôTch! A human Brat! Just what we donÆt need. I mean why would he show up here.ö Etna grumbled peering as well at the baby. Her tail curling up and over the basket.
Little Harry blinked, wondering who the new strangers were. Then his one year old eyes twitched to the side, noting the twitching red thing hanging above him. That looked like fun. Gurgling happily his little hand shot out with reflexÆs that would in the future make him a star seeker. His hand closed around the spade tip and yanked downà hard.
ôOWWWWWW!!!! You little THUG!ö Etna cried in shock before yanking her tail away, glaring at the baby. Her gaze slowly softened. ôYou are such a evil little thing arenÆt you? Yes you areàyes you are. Auntie Etna is going to show just how to be a good little despicable demonà. ô
Flonne frowned and pushed Etna aside slightly. ôYou are notàHe needs to be raised to understand love and kindness! Yes your auntie Flonne will put you on the right trackà YouÆll be a perfect little angel wonÆt you?ö
ôYeah right! HeÆs going to be a little devil!ö Etna countered, starting a argument between the two.
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Elsewhere Laharl sat in his throne thinking. Suddenly he shivered.
ôOverlord sense is tingling. ô He muttered and glanced through his throne room looking for the usual suspects.
ôGreat, what have those girls done NOW.ö He grumbled as he stood up and stomped out of the throne room. ôDonÆt they know they were supposed to be here an hour ago??ö
Snarling slightly he went off in search of his errant VassalÆs.
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Harry just giggled happily as he watched the funny ladies yell at each other. It was just like Padfoo and MommyÆs talks after he went flying on the stick! He blinked as he felt himself being picked up out of the basket, he turned wide innocent eyes to the tall blonde one now cradling him. Jessica smiled and tickled young Harry. ôArenÆt you just precious? IÆm sure Harlie and Gordon will just love ot let us adopt youà Yes youÆll be our precious littleàhmmmà Say what is your name anyways?ö
Flonne paused in her argument with Etna to respond to Jessica. She spotted something out of the corner of her eye and bent down to pick up a piece of parchment. ôI donÆt knowà Maybe this will tell us?ö
Etna reached over and snatched it from FlonneÆs hands. ôLet me see thatà. Blah blah blahà Harryàblah blahà dark schmuck Volderdorm or what everà blah nothing importantà some old dudes nameà. Ehà looks like my little demon here is named Harry Potteràö
ôYou MEAN my little angel right Etna?ö Flonne countered dangerously, as Jessica just smiled down at her newfound bundle of joy.
ôWHAT IS GOING ON HERE????ö A new Masculine voice yelled out. Young Harry moved his head to blink over JessicaÆs shoulder at the blue haired kid wearing only a scarf and shorts. He giggled again at his funny hairstyle.
Laharl paused and stared at the chibi head laughing at him. ôWHAT IS THAT???!!ö
Jessica pouted as Etna and Flonne stood beside her. ôWhy itÆs a baby Harlie, we just found young Harry here. We really need to find a crib for him you knowàö
ôOh of course itÆs a babyà.. WHAT IS A BABY DOING HERE??? THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD!!!ö Laharl screamed. ôGET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!ö
All three women frowned. Then Etna spoke up, her voice low and dangerous. ôYou want us to abandon poor defenseless Harry here to the wilds?ö
Laharl naturally missed the tone of EtnaÆs voice. ôOf course! WeÆre demons! Not babysitters. Why would a baby be here? Why are you even bothering with this brat? Whyàö
Suddenly Laharl trailed off as he noticed the three girls suddenly looming over him, seemingly have increased in size ten fold. Eyes narrowed as lightening crashed in the back ground behind them and flames shot out of their mouths as they spoke in unison, each voice carrying the sound of the apocalypse in their tone.. ôYOU ARE NOT GETTING RID OF OUR BABY HARRY OR ELSE!!!!!!!ö
Laharl grinned weakly, a small sweat drop trickling down the side of his head. Sure he was Overlord, but those three were scary! ôEh-hehà whyàerrrà why donÆt you go set up my old room as a nursery. Take as many prinnies and Hel as you need. After all being an overlord means I have to watch out for the interests of my newest vassal right?ö
The girls suddenly popped back into normal forms, all three of them smiling sweetly at the nervous Laharl. Flonne finally spoke, as she gave the alarmed Laharl a hug. ôthank you Laharl! I knew youÆd just submit to the power of love for the infant! You wonÆt regret this!ö
ôARRRGH! IÆM ALREADY REGRETTING IT! GET OFF OF ME!!!!ö Laharl screamed in embarrassment at the hug.
Several nearby Prinnies shuddered. ôD00D! If they adopted the kid D00D, I ainÆt changing his diapersà.ö
ôDonÆt worry D00D! WeÆll convince Etna to have Gordon or Maderas be official diaper changer.ö
Little Harry Just giggled, and snuggled closer into JessicaÆs Bosom.
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Several days laterà.
Harry toddled over to the winged lady that the funny people said was his sitter. He was a bit sad; Padfoo and Moony were his normal babysitters. Where were they? Not this lady, she was boring, talking into her crystal ball, why wouldnÆt she play with him?
ôYeah, yeah... IÆm missing the big sale at DemonicaÆs, Nephri. Why? Because I have to baby-sit the brat the Overlord's three nags found, thatÆs why! Why arenÆt the prinnies watching him? Because Etna, the bitch, took them and most of the Overlord's minions on the shopping trip as shock troops. Well I suppose I canÆt really blame her you know, competition to get the best deals is fierce at DemonicaÆs. I could be out there, fighting and kicking and blasting away other demons from the skirt I want, but no, IÆm stuck here. Well at least IÆm getting compensated you know, I get first pick of which summoning job to take. Which reality am I going to choose? Whyàhey hold on a second.ö The succubus scowled and glanced down at Harry who was busy tugging on her leg.
ôPway?ö Harry inquired, eyes wide.
ôNot now you little rug rat! Go find someone else to bother, sheesh. Little twerps are so annoying, anyway where was I Nephri? Oh yeah! IÆm going to take that demon summoning in Buffy Universe 4578. Hmmà well DUH! Of course IÆm going to take a crack at Xander; every demon who has been with him says heÆs got the moves and the stamina. And thatÆs even including the ones who havenÆt tried BahamutÆs avatar Xander. Hah! Of course you should be jealous, I may even stay long enough to replace the Role Anyaka normally takesà let me tell you first IÆllà.ö
Harry frowned and toddled away from his æsitterÆ. She was mean and ignored him. Mommy and Daddy always had time to play. He sniffed for a minute, missing his family and wondering when Mommy would come back from the green light.
As he walked, young Harry paused and considered. Maybe some candy would make him feel better! A smile burst on his face as he toddled off into another direction. Harry recalled being carried this way earlier by the blonde haired girl, Flonne that was her name, after he bumped his knee into the mean talking pointy stick. She had bought candy from the nice man at the counter to stop his crying.
Giggling he toddled into the main hallway of the castle and looked at the counter. Harry frowned as he saw how high it was. He began to sniffle as he realized there was no way heÆd be able to get over it. Still the infant looked around to see if there was a way. Turning Harry spotted a man sleeping against the wall further down the hall.
He grinned as he toddled over, intent on getting the man to get him candy. As he approached however, HarryÆs eyes widened. There was a blue swirly thing next to him. That looked neat! Maybe he could play with it. Distracted from his quest for candy, the infant cheerfully approached and reached out to touch the portal. With a soft æpopÆ Harry vanished.
ôZZZZZZZZZZà.*Snort* Huh? Wha? You want to head to the senate for a wish? HeyàthereÆs no-one hereà huh must have been my imagination. *yawn* Ohàwellà.zzzzzzzzzzzö
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Harry blinked as he appeared on a podium.
ôWhatÆs this? A human brat? They called me in for this %$#)(&%$*. Feh let's just eat him!ö
Startled, Harry turned around, before overbalancing and falling on his bottom. There in front of him were several podiums with strange people inside them, including a scary skeleton that just spoke. He began to sniff and then started to cry.
ôLook what youÆve DONE! YouÆve made him cry! HeÆs just a sweet little thing,ö yelled a witch, as she scolded the younger dark congressman.
Harry continued to bawl uncontrollably as an argument began to break out among the Dark Congress over what to do with him. Finally an elderly Nataku spoke up.
ôTHIS ARGUMENT IS IRRELVANTà IMMATURE SUBJECT HAS SUMMONED CONGRESSàCONGRESS MUST EVALUATE SUBJECT'S REQUESTà PROCEED WITH SUBJECT'S REQUEST. ö
As the congressmen turned to Harry, all the crying boy could think about was how scary they were. He wanted his kitty toy that Daddy got him in order to scare away the monsters under the crib. Several of the telepathic Dark Congressmen began to murmur in confusion. The boy wanted a cat?
Harry cried and cried, partly out of fear and partly as he remembered his favorite stuffed animal. How it would meow when he stroked it, or how Uncle Padfoo made it talk like an old lady once. Even if Mommy had yelled at Padfoo for an hour straight afterwards.
ôA talking catàö murmured a faerie congressman. ôAH! He wants to create a Kit-cat minion!ö
Several other congressmen spoke up.
ôAre you sure? HeÆs just crying there.ö
ôOf course he is nitwit; why else would the boy be thinking of a talking cat, he's just too young to articulate.ö
ôSo what? heÆs just a baby, I mean itÆs not like he has the Mana to create one.ö
ôWhat are you talking about? He has plenty of Mana, see?ö
ôWHAT? What could an infant like him kill to get so much Mana?ö
ôIRRELVANTà. THE MANA IS THEREà DO WE APPROVE? ö
Unseen by the inconsolable Harry several numbers began to appear on a screen above him under two squares saying æAyeÆ and æNayÆ respectively. After a few seconds passed the scores were tabulated, with a clear majority being in the Aye column.
ôOne Nekomata coming up.ö
Harry, still screaming, didnÆt even notice the small pool of Mana energy leaving his body. The lights congealing into a large sphere, that shifted into a humanoid form curled up on the floor. As the glare died down it became apparent the figure was female, red hair cascading down its back, two golden furred cat ears stuck out of her head and twitched slightly as she shifted, revealing a buxom form with golden fur streaked across it in a pattern akin to a scandalous bikini. As she stretched and yawned, claws popped out of her hands and her cat feet gouged the wooden floor of the platform.
Kat opened her eyes and looked around for her master. ôMya? Where is master nya? WhatÆs that noise?ö
Glancing down the young NekomataÆs eyes widened as she saw the crying baby Harry, instinctively knowing this was her owner. ôNYAAA!! So CUTE! MY OWN HUMAN MEOW!ö
Wellà. At least knowing it was her owner from a catÆs point of view anyways.
Sensing the childÆs distress, Kat picked up her human and cradled him against her impressive bust purring softly in delight.
Harry sniffled and began to calm down once he felt the warm furry arms wrap around him and press him against a soft chest. He felt warm and safe as he looked up, eyes still shining with tears. ôWitty?ö
ôPurrrà You're safe, masterà..nyaà Kat will protect you purrrà.ö responded Kat as she carried her new owner back through the portal to LaharlÆs castle, cradling him softly. Harry yawned and began to drift off to sleep, completely exhausted after his ordeal in the senate. As she entered her ears twitched again, picking up a lot of yelling coming from the throne room.
