Akamatsuverse Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

Lord Raa

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#51
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

Here, have an out of sequence snippet.



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When Keitaro woke up, he could feel that something was not right. He sat up in bed, so his big fear of being tied up hadn’t happened. He reached over and picked up his glasses.

He didn’t need them to see, but they comforted him. They were his shield against an implacable and incomprehensible foe.

Looking around his room, Keitaro could not see anything obviously amiss, but couldn’t help but feel that there was something wrong.

He went to his closet, half expecting to find someone hiding in there. Fortunately, when Keitaro saw that it was only filled with clothes, he let out a sigh of relief.

As he looked for his clothes for the day, that relief turned to concern. The concern turned to frustration.

“Where are my trousers!?!” he asked as he pulled out his clothes and tossed them behind him. When it became clear that there were no clean trousers in the closet, Keitaro picked up the carelessly discarded garments and returned them to their places.

He walked to his dirty laundry hamper and searched for yesterday’s clothes. It wasn’t ideal, but at least this would enable him to go about his business for the day while he had another pair laundered.

Only today, it seemed that someone had stolen his trousers. Every. Single. Pair.

Keitaro shook his head. “Why? Why now?”

Letting out a sigh, the ronin walked to his window and checked the current weather. At least it seemed like it was going to be a warm day.

‘I guess I’m wearing shorts today,’ he mused as he walked back to his closet. “What? No shorts either?”

The frustration he felt turned to panic as he realised that something really creepy was happening. But at least that big fear of his wasn’t the case – that someone had stolen his underwear again.

That had been a very weird gym class.

But no, the gods had not completely forsaken Keitaro. He still had clean underwear and socks.

Just nothing to wear on top of them.

He pinched his hand to check that this wasn’t another nightmare. For better or worse, he was awake and had to face the day without being dressed properly.

“At least I’ve still got my glasses,” he sighed, trying to stay positive. He gathered some clean clothes and walked to the door for his planned morning wash.

Unlocking the door to his room, Keitaro froze as a disturbing realisation hit him.

‘Wait. How did they get in to steal my clothes if the door was locked?’

After a moment’s thought he shook his head and made his way to the bathroom. Hopefully he’d get a few more minutes of peace before everyone woke up.

At the very least, it would allow him to figure out how best to word his questions about his missing clothes.


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No, I'm not sure where it fits in with the regular story. Also, I do not know when you will get more.
 

EagleCeres

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#52
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

Shinobu: i'm sorry sempai... Suu-chan found we had some insect infestation/accidental experiment breakout attacking your clothes yesterday and I haven't finished washing/cleaning your trousers *perfect angelic innocent blush hiding quasi-yandere devotion... to his pants*

Kaolla: OOPS! *usual derpy trolly smile hiding a deeper "just as planned" smile*

Motoko: *looks him up and down, trying not to drool* I refuse to let you run around in your underclothes... *hands over one of her full kendogis pants* here!...

Kei: *dresses sloppily on purpose, because MUST NOT SEXY*

Motoko: hmmm... you're not wearing it right *dresses him up, trying not to be blatant as she feels him up* yes... MUCH better

Kaolla: *momentary I AM DISSAPOINT's frowns at Motoko*

Kitsune: ...o(dammit Motoko... I wanted to see the goods!)

Naru: what's taking so lo... *tsun huffs then walks off trying to hid her blush* ...o(wonder if he'd be into samurai lord roleplay)
 

PCHeintz72

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#53
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

Hmmm... obviously a variation on the biochemical warfare agent that got loose in Full Metal Panic Fumoffu. The one that ate specific types of clothing.

Souskae or his supplier will have a lot to answer for...
 

EagleCeres

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#54
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

PCHeintz72 said:
Hmmm... obviously a variation on the biochemical warfare agent that got loose in Full Metal Panic Fumoffu. The one that ate specific types of clothing.

Souskae or his supplier will have a lot to answer for...
I'd bet this is a nanomachine strain Kaolla developed just for Kei-clothes onry as an alternative to the biochem weapon :p
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#55
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

Well, I've got a couple of options for this:

1) A thief. Plausible, but possibly too obvious. It also brings up why not kidnap Keitaro if you can break into his room?

Not sure if I can figure out the answer to that question just yet.

/b/ Something like a nanomachine/biochemical agent to destroy the garments.

³: something else. No idea what yet. But then, when do I have any idea about anything?
 

PCHeintz72

The Sentient Fanfic Search Engine mk II
#56
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

EagleCeres said:
PCHeintz72 said:
Hmmm... obviously a variation on the biochemical warfare agent that got loose in Full Metal Panic Fumoffu. The one that ate specific types of clothing.

Souskae or his supplier will have a lot to answer for...
I'd bet this is a nanomachine strain Kaolla developed just for Kei-clothes onry as an alternative to the biochem weapon :p
I was thinking she had ties to the same supplier as Souskae... IIRC he got his by accident (wrong part order number sent), but I could picture Suu wanting something along those lines because at some point it would be fun.

EDIT: Alternatively, she created it initially, and his (Souskae's) supplier gets it from her.

Well, I've got a couple of options for this:

1) A thief. Plausible, but possibly too obvious. It also brings up why not kidnap Keitaro if you can break into his room?
I'd rather not picture a female Happosai going around.

However... maybe a female trained by Happosai... Naru or Kitsune perhaps
 

HotelKatz

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#57
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

My thoughts on why steal his clothes and not kidnap him. Tsuruko's around and probably would home in on the tied-up Keitaro if he were kidnapped. Clothes can't scream for help. Clothes can possibly be used for bribes.

Heh... Now I got this mental image.

Keitaro: Kanako, why are you wearing my underwear on your head?

Kanako: I have no idea what you're talking about. (kanako quickly walks away)

Back to my original thought of this post. The biggest deterrent to kidnapping Keitaro at this moment in time is probably this question: Who would want to risk accidentally starting a rescue romance between Tsuruko and Keitaro?
 

Prince Charon

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#58
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

How heavy a sleeper is Keitaro? Even without the secret passageways, there's still that hole in the ceiling for Naru to get through (unless that's been changed here, and I've forgotten).
 

HotelKatz

Well-Known Member
#59
RE: Dude Looks Rather Moé [LH]

I suspect Keitaro is as a heavy Sleeper as the plot needs him to be.
 
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