Rei Ayanami knows that you think about her when you touch yourself.
Contrary to popular belief, Rei Ayanami has gotten her period, once. The event is to this day known as Third Impact.
Shinji Ikari's official title at Nerv is "Rei Ayanami's bitch."
Rei Ayanami is watching you, right now.
Nobody can die without being excused from life by Rei Ayanami.
Naoko Akagi did not, as is believed, commit suicide. She was bitch-slapped off that balcony by Rei Ayanami.
Rei Ayanami can turn any man into a human seahorse just by looking at him.
Rei once sneezed on a bunch of psychic elf chicks. And thus, Slaanesh was born.
Rei Ayanami dislikes meat. She much prefers to feed on the lust of her fanboys.
Rei Ayanami's smile can cure AIDS. And her sweat can cure cancer. Too bad for us that she does none of those things, at least not for us.
Rei Ayanami once got a strange craving for Swiss Chocolate and mint. There were no survivors.
Where in The World is Carmen Sandiego? Rei Ayanami knows.
The Great Old Ones aren't sleeping. They're hiding from Rei Ayanami.
Rei Ayanami is the only woman to have ever satisfied Chuck Norris by herself. Consequently, she is the only woman that can say no to Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, Rei Ayanami is fertile. She's had several children: Izumi Konata, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Kamina, The God Emperor of Mankind, and Death among others. And yes, she's already lost the baby weight.
One stare from Rei Ayanami can drive a man mad. Just ask H.P. Lovecraft.
Contrary to popular belief, Rei Ayanami has gotten her period, once. The event is to this day known as Third Impact.
Shinji Ikari's official title at Nerv is "Rei Ayanami's bitch."
Rei Ayanami is watching you, right now.
Nobody can die without being excused from life by Rei Ayanami.
Naoko Akagi did not, as is believed, commit suicide. She was bitch-slapped off that balcony by Rei Ayanami.
Rei Ayanami can turn any man into a human seahorse just by looking at him.
Rei once sneezed on a bunch of psychic elf chicks. And thus, Slaanesh was born.
Rei Ayanami dislikes meat. She much prefers to feed on the lust of her fanboys.
Rei Ayanami's smile can cure AIDS. And her sweat can cure cancer. Too bad for us that she does none of those things, at least not for us.
Rei Ayanami once got a strange craving for Swiss Chocolate and mint. There were no survivors.
Where in The World is Carmen Sandiego? Rei Ayanami knows.
The Great Old Ones aren't sleeping. They're hiding from Rei Ayanami.
Rei Ayanami is the only woman to have ever satisfied Chuck Norris by herself. Consequently, she is the only woman that can say no to Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief, Rei Ayanami is fertile. She's had several children: Izumi Konata, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Kamina, The God Emperor of Mankind, and Death among others. And yes, she's already lost the baby weight.
One stare from Rei Ayanami can drive a man mad. Just ask H.P. Lovecraft.
