Thought IÆd start this topic and see just what fanfic scenes struck you guys as funny and or deserving of being in any of the movies.
From LordDwarÆs Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change [chapt 10]
No this is not my all-time favorite Hary/Tonks fic, but I think it is a scene I would have most enjoyed seeing in a movie. I am not refuring this scene for the Lemon emplied earlier either you pervÆs get your heads out of the sewersà
While I think the idea of Molly and Minerva catching Harry and Tonks in bed together is hilariously funny the reason IÆd want to see this particular scene shot is really for Hedwigs part in the scene as a whole. I always love it when an author does a good job with the little owl, and Lord Dwar has definitely done it here. I could just emagine the camera pan over the room to stop at Hedwigs cage and a lacy red bra hanging haphazardly from her perch.
The whole thought is just to rich not to see vividly pictured in my head. Thus the idea for this thread.
Feel free to chime in here with your own personal Faves.
From LordDwarÆs Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change [chapt 10]
ôThey used a cat door to feed Harry?ö Minerva looked down the hall and scowled fiercely. ôIt might be best if I stayed away from the muggles, Molly.ö
ôI wonÆt do any better, Minerva,ö Molly said pointing to the row of locks on the outside of the door before them. ôThey lock him in. How can they do that to Harry, the poor thing? I will kill them, Minerva. I will do it and I donÆt care.ö
ôWe are getting too emotional about this,ö Minerva said calming herself again. ôHarry is fine. At least we have an idea of what it was like for him. I understand so much more about him now than I did. Shall we talk to Harry now?ö
ôYes, I want to hear all about this place and those people. We can hurt them later.ö
By agreement, the women turned the knob and pushed the door open. They were not prepared for the sight that met them. The messy tuft of hair was easily identifiable, but the brown hair was not. The sheets covered both of the people who were wrapped up in themselves in a very friendly manner.
ôMr. Potter,ö ôHarry,ö was said at the same time by two different people.
Bright green eyes shot open and searched out two familiar shapes hovering above the bed. Thoughts raced through HarryÆs head, but only one vocalized.
ôFuck,ö Harry said as he grabbed for his glasses and placed them on his face bringing the room into sharp view. Immediately, he didnÆt know which way was better; blurry or in focus. ôUh, um, morning Professor, Mrs. Weasley. How are you doing today?ö
ôHarry!ö Molly shrieked. ôWhat are you doing?ö
ôUm, I was sleeping, but now I am not,ö Harry offered lamely.
ôMr. Potter,ö Minerva stated in her professor tone. ôWho is that in bed with you?ö
ôUm, well, I am not sure I should tell you.ö Harry looked through the curtain of hair and found TonksÆ eyes shining up at him. She smirked and slowly brought her hand up and brushed the hair away from her face. She smiled meekly at the two women standing over them.
ôWho are you?ö Molly demanded pointing her wand at Tonks.
Minerva inhaled from shock. ôNymphadora Tonks! Explain yourself!ö
ôNymphadoraàö Molly said trying to put everything together.
Tonks shifted back to her normal self and smiled up at them again. ôWotcher.ö
ôTonks!ö Shrieked Molly again. ôWhat in the bloody hell is going on here?ö
ôTonks, you havenÆt grown up one bit have you?ö Minerva said in her teacher and authoritative voice.
ôHi Molly,ö Tonks said brightly. ôNo, Professor, I havenÆt and I donÆt think I ever will,ö she said to Minerva.
ôGet out of that bed this instant young lady,ö Molly yelled.
ôUm, well,ö Harry fumbled. ôIf you would give us a few minutes, alone, we will speak to you then.ö
ôWhy on earth would you need a few minutes?ö Molly yelled again.
ôBecause,ö Minerva said blushing, pointing at the floor, desk, and HedwigÆs cage. ôTheir clothes are scattered around the room.ö
Molly looked around the room and saw all the various articles of clothing. She saw the owl cage and didnÆt know what to say about the bra lying across the perch. She saw Hedwig sitting on the back of the desk chair. Hedwig hooted at Molly and gave Harry an evil look.
ôSorry, girl, but you know, things happened andàö Tonks burst into laughter forcing everyone to look at her.
ôYou are in so much trouble, Harry,ö Tonks said between laughs.
ôYes he is,ö Molly yelled again.
ôNot from you, but from Hedwig. He is so whipped it is laughable.ö Hedwig hooted again and turned her gaze to Tonks shutting her up quickly.
ôI am not the only one, Nymph,ö Harry said smirking. ôYou realized that she owns both of us, right?ö
ôWell, it could be worse,ö Tonks admitted looking into HarryÆs eyes.
Clearing her throat, Minerva spoke up. ôIt could be worse?ö
ôIt could be, I guess,ö Tonks relented, ôBut I am not sure how much worse it could be. Either way, if you could give us a few minutes to get dressed we can talk things over then.ö
Molly looked over the pair and saw Harry holding Tonks tightly as if protecting her. Tonks smiled up at her and winked. ôYou said you found a man?ö
ôI did,ö Tonks answered. ôIt just happens to be Harry. Now, unless you want a full view of us, you might want to leave the room.ö
ôWe will be waiting downstairs for our discussion,ö Minerva said efficiently. She guided a confused and shocked Molly out of the room and down the stairs.
ôWell, not exactly how I wanted people to find out about us,ö Harry stated. ôNot the people I wanted to find us either especially not like this.ö
ôBut it was funny,ö Tonks mumbled as she kissed Harry deeply. When they broke the kiss, they started getting dressed.
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ôI wonÆt do any better, Minerva,ö Molly said pointing to the row of locks on the outside of the door before them. ôThey lock him in. How can they do that to Harry, the poor thing? I will kill them, Minerva. I will do it and I donÆt care.ö
ôWe are getting too emotional about this,ö Minerva said calming herself again. ôHarry is fine. At least we have an idea of what it was like for him. I understand so much more about him now than I did. Shall we talk to Harry now?ö
ôYes, I want to hear all about this place and those people. We can hurt them later.ö
By agreement, the women turned the knob and pushed the door open. They were not prepared for the sight that met them. The messy tuft of hair was easily identifiable, but the brown hair was not. The sheets covered both of the people who were wrapped up in themselves in a very friendly manner.
ôMr. Potter,ö ôHarry,ö was said at the same time by two different people.
Bright green eyes shot open and searched out two familiar shapes hovering above the bed. Thoughts raced through HarryÆs head, but only one vocalized.
ôFuck,ö Harry said as he grabbed for his glasses and placed them on his face bringing the room into sharp view. Immediately, he didnÆt know which way was better; blurry or in focus. ôUh, um, morning Professor, Mrs. Weasley. How are you doing today?ö
ôHarry!ö Molly shrieked. ôWhat are you doing?ö
ôUm, I was sleeping, but now I am not,ö Harry offered lamely.
ôMr. Potter,ö Minerva stated in her professor tone. ôWho is that in bed with you?ö
ôUm, well, I am not sure I should tell you.ö Harry looked through the curtain of hair and found TonksÆ eyes shining up at him. She smirked and slowly brought her hand up and brushed the hair away from her face. She smiled meekly at the two women standing over them.
ôWho are you?ö Molly demanded pointing her wand at Tonks.
Minerva inhaled from shock. ôNymphadora Tonks! Explain yourself!ö
ôNymphadoraàö Molly said trying to put everything together.
Tonks shifted back to her normal self and smiled up at them again. ôWotcher.ö
ôTonks!ö Shrieked Molly again. ôWhat in the bloody hell is going on here?ö
ôTonks, you havenÆt grown up one bit have you?ö Minerva said in her teacher and authoritative voice.
ôHi Molly,ö Tonks said brightly. ôNo, Professor, I havenÆt and I donÆt think I ever will,ö she said to Minerva.
ôGet out of that bed this instant young lady,ö Molly yelled.
ôUm, well,ö Harry fumbled. ôIf you would give us a few minutes, alone, we will speak to you then.ö
ôWhy on earth would you need a few minutes?ö Molly yelled again.
ôBecause,ö Minerva said blushing, pointing at the floor, desk, and HedwigÆs cage. ôTheir clothes are scattered around the room.ö
Molly looked around the room and saw all the various articles of clothing. She saw the owl cage and didnÆt know what to say about the bra lying across the perch. She saw Hedwig sitting on the back of the desk chair. Hedwig hooted at Molly and gave Harry an evil look.
ôSorry, girl, but you know, things happened andàö Tonks burst into laughter forcing everyone to look at her.
ôYou are in so much trouble, Harry,ö Tonks said between laughs.
ôYes he is,ö Molly yelled again.
ôNot from you, but from Hedwig. He is so whipped it is laughable.ö Hedwig hooted again and turned her gaze to Tonks shutting her up quickly.
ôI am not the only one, Nymph,ö Harry said smirking. ôYou realized that she owns both of us, right?ö
ôWell, it could be worse,ö Tonks admitted looking into HarryÆs eyes.
Clearing her throat, Minerva spoke up. ôIt could be worse?ö
ôIt could be, I guess,ö Tonks relented, ôBut I am not sure how much worse it could be. Either way, if you could give us a few minutes to get dressed we can talk things over then.ö
Molly looked over the pair and saw Harry holding Tonks tightly as if protecting her. Tonks smiled up at her and winked. ôYou said you found a man?ö
ôI did,ö Tonks answered. ôIt just happens to be Harry. Now, unless you want a full view of us, you might want to leave the room.ö
ôWe will be waiting downstairs for our discussion,ö Minerva said efficiently. She guided a confused and shocked Molly out of the room and down the stairs.
ôWell, not exactly how I wanted people to find out about us,ö Harry stated. ôNot the people I wanted to find us either especially not like this.ö
ôBut it was funny,ö Tonks mumbled as she kissed Harry deeply. When they broke the kiss, they started getting dressed.
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While I think the idea of Molly and Minerva catching Harry and Tonks in bed together is hilariously funny the reason IÆd want to see this particular scene shot is really for Hedwigs part in the scene as a whole. I always love it when an author does a good job with the little owl, and Lord Dwar has definitely done it here. I could just emagine the camera pan over the room to stop at Hedwigs cage and a lacy red bra hanging haphazardly from her perch.
The whole thought is just to rich not to see vividly pictured in my head. Thus the idea for this thread.
Feel free to chime in here with your own personal Faves.