Harry Potter FanFics moments that should be in Movie

[BlueDragon]

Thought IÆd start this topic and see just what fanfic scenes struck you guys as funny and or deserving of being in any of the movies.


From LordDwarÆs Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change [chapt 10]

ôThey used a cat door to feed Harry?ö Minerva looked down the hall and scowled fiercely. ôIt might be best if I stayed away from the muggles, Molly.ö
ôI wonÆt do any better, Minerva,ö Molly said pointing to the row of locks on the outside of the door before them. ôThey lock him in. How can they do that to Harry, the poor thing? I will kill them, Minerva. I will do it and I donÆt care.ö
ôWe are getting too emotional about this,ö Minerva said calming herself again. ôHarry is fine. At least we have an idea of what it was like for him. I understand so much more about him now than I did. Shall we talk to Harry now?ö
ôYes, I want to hear all about this place and those people. We can hurt them later.ö
By agreement, the women turned the knob and pushed the door open. They were not prepared for the sight that met them. The messy tuft of hair was easily identifiable, but the brown hair was not. The sheets covered both of the people who were wrapped up in themselves in a very friendly manner.
ôMr. Potter,ö ôHarry,ö was said at the same time by two different people.
Bright green eyes shot open and searched out two familiar shapes hovering above the bed. Thoughts raced through HarryÆs head, but only one vocalized.
ôFuck,ö Harry said as he grabbed for his glasses and placed them on his face bringing the room into sharp view. Immediately, he didnÆt know which way was better; blurry or in focus. ôUh, um, morning Professor, Mrs. Weasley. How are you doing today?ö
ôHarry!ö Molly shrieked. ôWhat are you doing?ö
ôUm, I was sleeping, but now I am not,ö Harry offered lamely.
ôMr. Potter,ö Minerva stated in her professor tone. ôWho is that in bed with you?ö
ôUm, well, I am not sure I should tell you.ö Harry looked through the curtain of hair and found TonksÆ eyes shining up at him. She smirked and slowly brought her hand up and brushed the hair away from her face. She smiled meekly at the two women standing over them.
ôWho are you?ö Molly demanded pointing her wand at Tonks.
Minerva inhaled from shock. ôNymphadora Tonks! Explain yourself!ö
ôNymphadoraàö Molly said trying to put everything together.
Tonks shifted back to her normal self and smiled up at them again. ôWotcher.ö
ôTonks!ö Shrieked Molly again. ôWhat in the bloody hell is going on here?ö
ôTonks, you havenÆt grown up one bit have you?ö Minerva said in her teacher and authoritative voice.
ôHi Molly,ö Tonks said brightly. ôNo, Professor, I havenÆt and I donÆt think I ever will,ö she said to Minerva.
ôGet out of that bed this instant young lady,ö Molly yelled.
ôUm, well,ö Harry fumbled. ôIf you would give us a few minutes, alone, we will speak to you then.ö
ôWhy on earth would you need a few minutes?ö Molly yelled again.
ôBecause,ö Minerva said blushing, pointing at the floor, desk, and HedwigÆs cage. ôTheir clothes are scattered around the room.ö
Molly looked around the room and saw all the various articles of clothing. She saw the owl cage and didnÆt know what to say about the bra lying across the perch. She saw Hedwig sitting on the back of the desk chair. Hedwig hooted at Molly and gave Harry an evil look.
ôSorry, girl, but you know, things happened andàö Tonks burst into laughter forcing everyone to look at her.
ôYou are in so much trouble, Harry,ö Tonks said between laughs.
ôYes he is,ö Molly yelled again.
ôNot from you, but from Hedwig. He is so whipped it is laughable.ö Hedwig hooted again and turned her gaze to Tonks shutting her up quickly.
ôI am not the only one, Nymph,ö Harry said smirking. ôYou realized that she owns both of us, right?ö
ôWell, it could be worse,ö Tonks admitted looking into HarryÆs eyes.
Clearing her throat, Minerva spoke up. ôIt could be worse?ö
ôIt could be, I guess,ö Tonks relented, ôBut I am not sure how much worse it could be. Either way, if you could give us a few minutes to get dressed we can talk things over then.ö
Molly looked over the pair and saw Harry holding Tonks tightly as if protecting her. Tonks smiled up at her and winked. ôYou said you found a man?ö
ôI did,ö Tonks answered. ôIt just happens to be Harry. Now, unless you want a full view of us, you might want to leave the room.ö
ôWe will be waiting downstairs for our discussion,ö Minerva said efficiently. She guided a confused and shocked Molly out of the room and down the stairs.
ôWell, not exactly how I wanted people to find out about us,ö Harry stated. ôNot the people I wanted to find us either especially not like this.ö
ôBut it was funny,ö Tonks mumbled as she kissed Harry deeply. When they broke the kiss, they started getting dressed.
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No this is not my all-time favorite Hary/Tonks fic, but I think it is a scene I would have most enjoyed seeing in a movie. I am not refuring this scene for the Lemon emplied earlier either you pervÆs get your heads out of the sewersà

While I think the idea of Molly and Minerva catching Harry and Tonks in bed together is hilariously funny the reason IÆd want to see this particular scene shot is really for Hedwigs part in the scene as a whole. I always love it when an author does a good job with the little owl, and Lord Dwar has definitely done it here. I could just emagine the camera pan over the room to stop at Hedwigs cage and a lacy red bra hanging haphazardly from her perch.

The whole thought is just to rich not to see vividly pictured in my head. Thus the idea for this thread.

Feel free to chime in here with your own personal Faves.

 

[drakensis]

The door swung open, and the sneering face of Draco Malfoy appeared. He opened his mouth to deliver what was no doubt going to be a stunning display of wit and creativity, when everyone started to move.

Harry jumped across the carriage, grabbing Draco's right hand, while Ron grabbed his left, they both yanked hard, sending the boy crashing to the floor, while Katie and Tracey both stood, pointing their wands directly at Crabbe and Goyle û who froze.

As Draco scrambled around and sat up, he found himself face to face with Ron, Susan, and Cho's wands, forcing him to lie back down quickly, an expression of fear on his face.

Hermione, doing as she had been told, took a step over him, and lowered her heel right on his crotch, causing the blond's face to go red and tears to stream down his face.

"Oh, Sorry Draco," Hermione said politely. "I was trying to get to the door."

"You filthy Mud..." Draco started, sitting up again.

He didn't get to finish his sentence as Harry whipped his wand out and cast a silencing spell on the boy. "I really don't like that word," Harry said softly, looking at Draco in disgust. He turned to look at Crabbe and Goyle.

"Tracey," he said in a cold voice, "kill Goyle."

"Oh, goody," Tracey said eagerly. "Bye, bye."

"Wait!" Goyle shouted, his eyes going wide.

"Why?" Harry asked. "You follow Voldemort's spawn, you must be on his side, and his side is against my side, therefore you should die."

"But..."

"But what?" Harry asked. "You know that I am Tracey's Liege-Lord, don't you?"

The boy nodded violently.

"As such, I am responsible for her actions, so it will be me in trouble, not her. And let's face it, whose going to try and punish Harry Potter? Sure, Tracey might have a few nightmares, but it's a small price to pay for removing you û and once she has killed for the first time, killing Crabbe will be easier for her."

Both boys were now sweating heavily and looking panicked. "But you're a Gryffindor," they cried.

"I'll let you into a secret," Harry said, leaning closer to them. "The Sorting Hat wanted to be me into Slytherin, but because of the emasculated wonder on the floor behind me, I asked it to put me in Gryffindor."

Both boys went incredibly white. "Please, don't kill me," Crabbe begged.

"Harry," Cho said from the back. "Killing them here would be a little messy, as Tracey would have to use the cutting curse, you might get blood on your robes."

"But it wouldn't be much, would it?"

"There are five point six litres of blood in a human body," Cho pointed out. "And the heart can pump for a several seconds after the head is removed. The blood will get everywhere, and don't expect me to clean your robes."

"Spoilsport," Harry replied. "It looks like it's your lucky day," he told the two boys. "So I'll give you a warning instead. I see you with Draco next year, and I'll have one of my girls kill you û silently, when you are not expecting it."

"But..."

"Run away, now," Harry growled, "or I'll do it myself."

Fred leaned over and whispered something in Angelina's ear, while George did the same to Alicia.

"That was some speech you gave this morning," Angelina said, dropping a kiss on his cheek. When he looked over at her, he realised he had a prime view down her top.

"It wasn't planned," Harry replied dryly, ignoring both the kiss, and the stares he was getting from Ginny and Lee.

"We couldn't tell," Angelina said, draping her legs over his and cuddling into his sides. She wasn't wearing robes, and the action allowed her skirt to fall down her thighs.

"Not that I don't appreciate the attention," Harry said, mentally swallowing a few times, "but I'm more than slightly suspicious of the sudden attention, and while I'm sure that Lee is enjoying the view as much as I am, I'm not that interested personally, I don't poach."

"Good," Angelina said, "because originally, Fred and George asked us to test that you were telling the truth to them earlier."

"And as we're now very annoyed with them for treating us as objects, we're going to stay like this for the rest of the journey. You may as well enjoy what they aren't going to be seeing for some time."

Harry wasn't quite sure how to take this, or even that he wanted to. He turned and whispered in Angelina's ear, and then Alicia's that he had a girlfriend and that as flattered as he was, he wasn't that interested.

The girls looked at each other, and then him. "Are you sure?" Angelina asked, licking her lips.

He shot a glance at Fred and George, who were grinning at his discomfort.

"Why not," he said suddenly, deciding to get his own back. "Both of you together?"

"Sounds like a plan," Alicia said huskily. "Let's go outside and find somewhere a little more... discreet."

Ginny was looking at him in wide-eyed shock, Lee wasn't far from having a similar expression, but it was Fred and George that made him break the playing and burst into laughter.

"I think we broke them," he chortled.

The twins were stock still, their mouths open, and their faces turning from bright red to pale white.

- from Changes, a discontinued fic by Jeconais

 

[sith2886]

Which has made me very agry...very angry in deed that fic kicks ass.

 

[voidseeker]

is anyone else miffed that in almost all harry/tonks fics that she immedietly falls in love with him because he doesn't ask her to change?

why cant we have a tonks that gets off on peoples reactions to her changing while doin it?!

its not that hard people! sappy romance is fine for maybe the first 5 fics...then its just annoying as hell

 

[sith2886]

Um void there is already a thread for that rant

 

[jaredstar]

is anyone else miffed that in almost all harry/tonks fics that she immedietly falls in love with him because he doesn't ask her to change?

why cant we have a tonks that gets off on peoples reactions to her changing while doin it?!

its not that hard people! sappy romance is fine for maybe the first 5 fics...then its just annoying as hell

i think one of jeconais's one shots covers that topic

ah here it is

real forms

you will need to log in to read it


if you don't have an account i will let you borrow mine

 

[voidseeker]

ahhh...i feel slightly less angry after reading that...now if only more people would do that...

 

[H-Man]

...well, I can't read it either. Anyone mind summing it up for me in a PM?

 

[voidseeker]

...well, I can't read it either. Anyone mind summing it up for me in a PM?

harry asks her to go into her normal form, she does, harry says dont change, tonks get pissed and threatens to leave, harry says he was just acting so he wouldnt offend her, they make up, harry asks her to change into a form per his specifications and it implies they have sex

 

[nuclear death frog]

The movies are already altered enough from the books to be almost unrecognizable. Adding fanfic things will just exacerbate that.