So since we've got threads like this for both movies and fics, I figured that it was high time for one in TV too.
Now, from one of my all-time favorite tv shows:
Newsradio
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Damn I love this show.
Now, from one of my all-time favorite tv shows:
Newsradio
[Bill]: Morning, Chief.
[Dave]: Morning, Bill.
[Bill]: So...
[Dave]: Nope.á Haven't had a drop of coffee.á You?á You smoked?
[Bill]: Not at all.á How're you feeling?
[Dave]: Well, I have a pounding headache and my arms feel like they're about...twelve feet long.á But other than that, I feel fine. You?
[Bill]: I've been better.á Coughed up something that looked like escargo this morning.á Well, I guess that's a good sign.á [holds up cup of coffee]á You don't mind, do you?
[Dave]: Oh, no--gosh, Bill.á Please, enjoy.
[Bill]: [Drinks]...Ah, the old java jive.á 'Chock full of nuts'?á They should call it: 'chock full of flavor.'
[Dave]: Okay, what the hell're you doing, Bill?
[Bill]: Oh, come on Dave.á We've gone a good night and a half-hour.á Must we continue this little charade?
[Dave]: C'mon Bill, I'm doing this for you.á We had an agreement.
[Bill]: If you crack first, Dave, it won't make you any less of a man.
[Dave]: I'm nowhere near cracking.
[Bill]: Neither am I, my friend.
[Dave]: Alright then--
[Matthew]: [Walks in] Dave...
[Dave]: Oh, Matthew!á What is it now?!á For God's sake, no one's smoking, okay?!á
[Matthew]: But...
[Bill]: 'BUT' NOTHING!
[Dave]: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED AROUND HERE IS AN ANTI-WHINING ORDINANCE!
[Bill]: SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELLING LITTLE LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE!
[Matthew]: [hauls ass]
[Bill]: [Turns to Dave]á I don't think that qualifies as cracking, do you?
[Dave]: No.
[Dave]: Morning, Bill.
[Bill]: So...
[Dave]: Nope.á Haven't had a drop of coffee.á You?á You smoked?
[Bill]: Not at all.á How're you feeling?
[Dave]: Well, I have a pounding headache and my arms feel like they're about...twelve feet long.á But other than that, I feel fine. You?
[Bill]: I've been better.á Coughed up something that looked like escargo this morning.á Well, I guess that's a good sign.á [holds up cup of coffee]á You don't mind, do you?
[Dave]: Oh, no--gosh, Bill.á Please, enjoy.
[Bill]: [Drinks]...Ah, the old java jive.á 'Chock full of nuts'?á They should call it: 'chock full of flavor.'
[Dave]: Okay, what the hell're you doing, Bill?
[Bill]: Oh, come on Dave.á We've gone a good night and a half-hour.á Must we continue this little charade?
[Dave]: C'mon Bill, I'm doing this for you.á We had an agreement.
[Bill]: If you crack first, Dave, it won't make you any less of a man.
[Dave]: I'm nowhere near cracking.
[Bill]: Neither am I, my friend.
[Dave]: Alright then--
[Matthew]: [Walks in] Dave...
[Dave]: Oh, Matthew!á What is it now?!á For God's sake, no one's smoking, okay?!á
[Matthew]: But...
[Bill]: 'BUT' NOTHING!
[Dave]: YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED AROUND HERE IS AN ANTI-WHINING ORDINANCE!
[Bill]: SO JUST ZIP YOUR SNIVELLING LITTLE LIP AND HAUL YOUR SKINNY ASS OUTTA HERE!
[Matthew]: [hauls ass]
[Bill]: [Turns to Dave]á I don't think that qualifies as cracking, do you?
[Dave]: No.
[Dave]: Beth...how'd you get dragged into this?
[Beth]: Because, I figure if I play my hands right, Mr James will make me Secretary of Transportation.
[Dave]: Why Transportation?
[Beth]: Dave!á Because!á When you're Secretary of Transportation, you can walk up to anybody and say: "I need your car for government reasons--"
[Dave]: That's not how it works.
[Beth]: ...Dave, don't make me take away your driver's license.
[Beth]: Because, I figure if I play my hands right, Mr James will make me Secretary of Transportation.
[Dave]: Why Transportation?
[Beth]: Dave!á Because!á When you're Secretary of Transportation, you can walk up to anybody and say: "I need your car for government reasons--"
[Dave]: That's not how it works.
[Beth]: ...Dave, don't make me take away your driver's license.
[Jimmy]: You wanna know what's really--really--wrong with this country?á Nothing!
[Bill]: ...[deadpan] Your confusing thesis has captured my attention.á Tell me more.
[Bill]: ...[deadpan] Your confusing thesis has captured my attention.á Tell me more.
[Matthew]: Oh, this.á [motions to giant mustache he's grown]á It's just something I grew out on vacation to--you know--make myself sexier.
[Jimmy]:á Well, every man has the right to sex himself up how he sees fit, but you... you look like you belong at an amateur porn convention.
[Matthew]: [pleased and complimented] Thank you!
[Jimmy]: No...no...you know what, Matthew, lemme show you something...[pulls picture out of pocket] Are you ready?á [Passes picture around Matthew's back, holding pic behind his shoulder] I don't think you're ready-hey, who's that? [motions to the picture]
[Matthew]: ...Oh, my G--[staggers away from picture]
[Jimmy]: Yeah, that is me with a mustache.á Yeah, I carry this around with me wherever I can, and if I get the urge to make myself over I just take a look at this...and damn near through up.
[Matthew]: Well, mine's better than...looks better than that.
[Jimmy]: [Stares at Matthew]á Matthew, that's what he [motions to the picture] would have said.
[Jimmy]:á Well, every man has the right to sex himself up how he sees fit, but you... you look like you belong at an amateur porn convention.
[Matthew]: [pleased and complimented] Thank you!
[Jimmy]: No...no...you know what, Matthew, lemme show you something...[pulls picture out of pocket] Are you ready?á [Passes picture around Matthew's back, holding pic behind his shoulder] I don't think you're ready-hey, who's that? [motions to the picture]
[Matthew]: ...Oh, my G--[staggers away from picture]
[Jimmy]: Yeah, that is me with a mustache.á Yeah, I carry this around with me wherever I can, and if I get the urge to make myself over I just take a look at this...and damn near through up.
[Matthew]: Well, mine's better than...looks better than that.
[Jimmy]: [Stares at Matthew]á Matthew, that's what he [motions to the picture] would have said.
Damn I love this show.