Naruto Food and Shinobi

[beorn91]

challenge:
Create short or long stories using the interaction of ramen, dango and other foods with shinobi duties as training and missions.

example:
Kakashi assigned his team for their mission. Thinking about Sakura's current weakness, he decided to teach her a jutsu he learned from his own sensei. First step, take Naruto and abondon him the futher possible with the shunshin.
Step two: he summons a plastic contraction and began to explain its working to Sakura.
"...and when the icon become red, open the lid and: RAMEN NO JUTSU: UZUMAKI SUMMONING!".
Two seconds later, a orange blur appeared and launched himself on the ramen howling "RAMEN !".
'Sunshin? I should use ramen in training more often.'
"Naruto, if you beat Sasuke in a taijutsu spare, those ramen are your"
"RAMEN! NARUTO SMASH!"
"You can't win. I am an Uchiha!."
After one minute of extreme violence, Sasuke was wimpering in a crater and Naruto was hapily eating his ramen in front a jaw dropped Sakura and an amused Kakashi.
"And this is how you call an Uzumaki back up."
"Puny Uchiha."

 

[nixofcyzerra]

Well, there was that fic where Naruto was taught by Zetsu, and he (and later his students) consumed chakra-saturated human flesh to increase their stamina. Does that count? No? Fair enough.

Naruto: Sasuke, I realise that you have a concussion, but why are you chewing on my resurrected mother's head?

Sasuke: What? I like Tomatos.

Kushina: ...

*One scene of epic violence later*

Naruto: Choji. Why are you chewing on my resurrected mother's head?

Choji: I haven't pulled off the Butterfly Bullet Bombing since the war, and my Dad won't let me have another Tongarashigan.

Naruto: *sigh*

 

[beorn91]

Uzushio fall was possible because the death of the Uzuki clan Elders. If it didn't happened:
"The ritual is ready."
"This is time to unleash the Ultimate power of the Uzumaki clan which key was given to us to protect."
"Are you sure? This kinjutsu could destroy the world!"
"This is the only mean to save Uzu no Kuni. RAMEN NO JUTSU: UZUMAKI APOCALYPSE!"
Everywhere in Uzu no Kuni, ramen disappeared in a flash to reapear on stakes in the base camp of the Iwa, Kumo and Mizu armies. The shriek of rage "MY RAMEN!" from thousand of throat could be heard across all the Elemental nations. In the same time, on the clothes of loyal Uzu citizens and allies of Uzu plus the ramen lovers *cough*fanatics*cough* from the enemy armies appeared the words "Ramen are the food of Gods." while on the traitors and Iwa, Kumo and Mizu nin minus the ramen lovers appeared the words "Ramen are evil, vile, demonic abominations." Finaly, across all the land you could hear in a booming voice.
"THIS INVASION IS THE FIRST STEP IN THE MIZUKAGE, THE RAIKAGE AND THE TSUCHIKAGE PLAN TO WIPE OUT RAMEN FROM THE FACE OF THE WORLD."
A suffocative KI was feel across Uzu no Kuni, the Senju compound and Konoha Academy while red hair floated in air and all non Uzumaki in one kilometer around a Uzumaki was wimpering and cowering except the ones who have (grand)child-(grand)mother relationship or smitten with one of them. (They still were scared.) After a wordless shriek of rage, Uzumaki of all ages plus other ramen fanatics) charged with the war cry "FOR THE RAMEN!" on the defenceless foes as the Red Sea on the Pharaoh army. In the end of the day, the Mizukage, Raikage and Tsuchikage were dead with their armies sans the trues ramen lovers who were celebrating the liberation of the ramen with the Uzumaki.
Two days later, when Kushina and Mito arrived to Uzushio after running across the contient and swimming across the sea, the Festival of Ramen victory still was running. This was a only month later, that the celebration stopped because work needed to start again fill the ramen stocks up. Then Mito and Kushina came back to Konoha with recipes for the Ichiraku family and lots of other souvenirs while Danzo vowed to never mess with any Uzumaki.

 

[Glimmervoid]

How about post canon Naruto and Sasuke wondering the Elemental Countries semi-incognito sampling the best food they can find. Part fan fic, part cooking show.

 

[ankokudaishogun]

How about post canon Naruto and Sasuke wondering the Elemental Countries semi-incognito sampling the best food they can find. Part fan fic, part cooking show.

Sasuke's epic side-quest for the perfect food to give Sakura and Kakashi as apology for the shit he did, while going around the world for atonement.
Nothing for Naruto, he'll be fine with 1-week free ramen at Ichiraku.

 

[Glimmervoid]

How about post canon Naruto and Sasuke wondering the Elemental Countries semi-incognito sampling the best food they can find. Part fan fic, part cooking show.

Sasuke's epic side-quest for the perfect food to give Sakura and Kakashi as apology for the shit he did, while going around the world for atonement.
Nothing for Naruto, he'll be fine with 1-week free ramen at Ichiraku.

Brillaint! Let's start brainstorming: Foods and drinks of the Elemental Countires.

I think the Land of Water should make a famous (and terrible) alcohol made from the half-digested plankton found in the stomachs of giant whales.

 

[Fyrwulf]

There was a fic that hasn't been updated in ages that deals explicitly with this. It's in my favorites on FFN, I'll see if I can find it.