Friendship is Ninjutsu!
By Andrew J. Talon
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fanbased parody. Naruto and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are the property of their respective owners. Please support the official release.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: My theory is that anything can be improved with an injection of Ponies. Hence! I'm taking a standard Naruto universe, and giving the personalities of the Mane 6 to the girls of Naruto.
Yeah, I'm nuts. But you should know this by now.
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Sasuke returns to his home after hours of training furiously... Dead tired, but satisfied with his progress for the moment. He was aching in numerous places, smelling of smoke from his flame jutsus. He opened the door to his apartment... and the lights flipped on as balloons exploded into his face.
Naruko: SURPRIIIIISE!
Sasuke: ...
Naruko Uzumaki... One half of a duo of annoyance. But where Naruto was just a prankster... Naruko was worse. She was a partier.
Naruko: Come on in, Sasuke! *Blows a party horn*
Sasuke: How did you get in my house?
Naruko: I picked the lock, dodged through the traps, avoided the wires, did a penitent somersault over that fire jutsu, annnnd did a spinning cartwheel through the auto crossbows!
Naruko: *Beams and glomps onto him* Those last ones were really cool!
Whereas Naruto would mock him relentlessly... Naruko... Was always nice.
Sasuke: ...Thanks...
Naruko: *Blows her party horn in his face and cartwheels off to the cake on the table* Come on! Come on! Have some cake! Come on come on come onnnnn!
She was bouncing happily.
Sasuke: Fine! God!
Naruko: Yay! *Beams*
The cake had "Congrats on Managing Seven Grand Fireball Jutsus in One Day!" written on it.
Naruko: Congratulations on making it! You did great!
Sasuke: You've been spying on me?
Naruko: What? No! I just used Sakura's notes on you. She takes very meticulous notes on everything you do.
Sasuke: ...She's been spying on me.
Naruko: Well duhhhhh. She's your fangirl! You haven't noticed? I notice tons of fangirls chasing you! I notice Naruto's fangirl stalking him but he doesn't notice her at all! Then again he's not the one being stalked so maybe there's a blindspot there, who knows? Do I have a blindspot? Hey, you aren't stalking me in turn are you?
Naruko: Because I probably wouldn't notice!
Sasuke: ...
Naruko: I mean, it's okay if you are, unless you were planning on doing something creepy like kill me and skin me alive and wear my skin and hair like that creepy serial killer on that movie I watched last night did you watch it last night I thought it was creepy but not really scary just creepy...
She just kept... Talking...He didn't know how she found time to breath...
Sasuke: ... *He just... needed... to silence her...*
Naruko: ... So anyway it's okay to stalk me and follow me around and whatever but you probably should let me know if you're going to do anything like that, though I guess a serial killer wouldn't tell his victims if he was going to do that would you do that? Hey, are you listening?
Sakura: *kicks the door open* You can't shower with Sasuke before me!
Sasuke: How did you even--?
Naruko: She stalks you.
Sakura: I am not stalking!
Naruko: Didn't you pay any attention to anything I said?
Sakura: He's a valuable specimen and I want to make sure you don't ruin him! *does the shy finger thing* Er, I mean ruin him for marriage... and stuff... and... Kyaaa! *blushes and runs*
Naruko: Wow. She's cute. In a creepy dissect you kind of way! Do you think that can be cute? I think that can be cute. Depends on the context...
Sasuke: How do you cutely dissect someone?!
Naruko: Oh, good! You WERE listening! What were we doing?
Sasuke: ... Shower?
Naruko: Oh yeah! Ninja~ Change~! *grabs Sasuke's shoulder, pulls sharply, suddenly there's a swirl of cloth, he spins around and now he's just wearing a towel*
Sasuke: How did you--?!
Naruko: Application of enforced henge and my brother's Sexy no jutsu!
Sasuke: You turned me into a naked girl?!
Naruko: No silly! I turned you into something I found sexy! Namely a more naked you!
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: *runs back into the room* WAIT! I just remembered why I broke in in the first place! I was going to stop you from taking a shower with hiiii--- wow.
Naruko: I think you broke her.
Sasuke: I didn't DO anything!
Naruko: You were all sexy at her. See? Unf. *Pelvic thrust* Total sex bomb. Broke her brain. Oh! Maybe some cold water will shock her out of it! Let's take her to the shower with us!
Sasuke: No!
Naruko: Yes!
Sasuke: God, I thought you were the one girl without romantic interest in me!
Naruko: Pfft. Of course I have no romantic interest in you. Doesn't mean I don't want to see you naked. Or Sakura for that matter. She's awful cute isn't she?
Sasuke: What.
Naruko: Well, check her out... I mean, ooookay, so she's not really all that busty, but check this out? *smacks Sakura on the ass* Nice booty. And those legs, you looking? *caresses Sakura's legs*
Sakura: Uwah...? What...? HEY! SAKURA KICK!
Naruko: *flies out the window*
Sakura: *Comes to her senses... she's alone... in the room with Sasuke... and had a DISTINCT memory of being smacked on the ass and having her legs felt up... and only Sasuke's in the room wearing only a towel. EPIC BLUSH TIME!*
Sasuke: Sakura...?
Sakura: Yes Sasuke?
Sasuke: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Sakura: Anything for you Saaaaaasuke~! *sing-songs and skips happily out of the house, intent on bragging to Ino*
Naruko: Wow. She's kind of nuts, huh? *Eating some cake, sitting casually at the table*
Sasuke: You get out too! And give me back my pants!
Naruko: So... We can't take a shower together?
Sasuke: ... are you going to keep your hands to yourself?
Naruko: Sure!
Sasuke: ... I... I guess that... wouldn't be so bad... *looks away and blushes* But only cause you wanted to.
Naruko: Okay!
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Written with help from scriviner and The Ero-Sennin.
By Andrew J. Talon
DISCLAIMER: This is a non-profit fanbased parody. Naruto and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic are the property of their respective owners. Please support the official release.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: My theory is that anything can be improved with an injection of Ponies. Hence! I'm taking a standard Naruto universe, and giving the personalities of the Mane 6 to the girls of Naruto.
Yeah, I'm nuts. But you should know this by now.
- - - - -
Sasuke returns to his home after hours of training furiously... Dead tired, but satisfied with his progress for the moment. He was aching in numerous places, smelling of smoke from his flame jutsus. He opened the door to his apartment... and the lights flipped on as balloons exploded into his face.
Naruko: SURPRIIIIISE!
Sasuke: ...
Naruko Uzumaki... One half of a duo of annoyance. But where Naruto was just a prankster... Naruko was worse. She was a partier.
Naruko: Come on in, Sasuke! *Blows a party horn*
Sasuke: How did you get in my house?
Naruko: I picked the lock, dodged through the traps, avoided the wires, did a penitent somersault over that fire jutsu, annnnd did a spinning cartwheel through the auto crossbows!
Naruko: *Beams and glomps onto him* Those last ones were really cool!
Whereas Naruto would mock him relentlessly... Naruko... Was always nice.
Sasuke: ...Thanks...
Naruko: *Blows her party horn in his face and cartwheels off to the cake on the table* Come on! Come on! Have some cake! Come on come on come onnnnn!
She was bouncing happily.
Sasuke: Fine! God!
Naruko: Yay! *Beams*
The cake had "Congrats on Managing Seven Grand Fireball Jutsus in One Day!" written on it.
Naruko: Congratulations on making it! You did great!
Sasuke: You've been spying on me?
Naruko: What? No! I just used Sakura's notes on you. She takes very meticulous notes on everything you do.
Sasuke: ...She's been spying on me.
Naruko: Well duhhhhh. She's your fangirl! You haven't noticed? I notice tons of fangirls chasing you! I notice Naruto's fangirl stalking him but he doesn't notice her at all! Then again he's not the one being stalked so maybe there's a blindspot there, who knows? Do I have a blindspot? Hey, you aren't stalking me in turn are you?
Naruko: Because I probably wouldn't notice!
Sasuke: ...
Naruko: I mean, it's okay if you are, unless you were planning on doing something creepy like kill me and skin me alive and wear my skin and hair like that creepy serial killer on that movie I watched last night did you watch it last night I thought it was creepy but not really scary just creepy...
She just kept... Talking...He didn't know how she found time to breath...
Sasuke: ... *He just... needed... to silence her...*
Naruko: ... So anyway it's okay to stalk me and follow me around and whatever but you probably should let me know if you're going to do anything like that, though I guess a serial killer wouldn't tell his victims if he was going to do that would you do that? Hey, are you listening?
Sakura: *kicks the door open* You can't shower with Sasuke before me!
Sasuke: How did you even--?
Naruko: She stalks you.
Sakura: I am not stalking!
Naruko: Didn't you pay any attention to anything I said?
Sakura: He's a valuable specimen and I want to make sure you don't ruin him! *does the shy finger thing* Er, I mean ruin him for marriage... and stuff... and... Kyaaa! *blushes and runs*
Naruko: Wow. She's cute. In a creepy dissect you kind of way! Do you think that can be cute? I think that can be cute. Depends on the context...
Sasuke: How do you cutely dissect someone?!
Naruko: Oh, good! You WERE listening! What were we doing?
Sasuke: ... Shower?
Naruko: Oh yeah! Ninja~ Change~! *grabs Sasuke's shoulder, pulls sharply, suddenly there's a swirl of cloth, he spins around and now he's just wearing a towel*
Sasuke: How did you--?!
Naruko: Application of enforced henge and my brother's Sexy no jutsu!
Sasuke: You turned me into a naked girl?!
Naruko: No silly! I turned you into something I found sexy! Namely a more naked you!
Sasuke: ...
Sakura: *runs back into the room* WAIT! I just remembered why I broke in in the first place! I was going to stop you from taking a shower with hiiii--- wow.
Naruko: I think you broke her.
Sasuke: I didn't DO anything!
Naruko: You were all sexy at her. See? Unf. *Pelvic thrust* Total sex bomb. Broke her brain. Oh! Maybe some cold water will shock her out of it! Let's take her to the shower with us!
Sasuke: No!
Naruko: Yes!
Sasuke: God, I thought you were the one girl without romantic interest in me!
Naruko: Pfft. Of course I have no romantic interest in you. Doesn't mean I don't want to see you naked. Or Sakura for that matter. She's awful cute isn't she?
Sasuke: What.
Naruko: Well, check her out... I mean, ooookay, so she's not really all that busty, but check this out? *smacks Sakura on the ass* Nice booty. And those legs, you looking? *caresses Sakura's legs*
Sakura: Uwah...? What...? HEY! SAKURA KICK!
Naruko: *flies out the window*
Sakura: *Comes to her senses... she's alone... in the room with Sasuke... and had a DISTINCT memory of being smacked on the ass and having her legs felt up... and only Sasuke's in the room wearing only a towel. EPIC BLUSH TIME!*
Sasuke: Sakura...?
Sakura: Yes Sasuke?
Sasuke: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Sakura: Anything for you Saaaaaasuke~! *sing-songs and skips happily out of the house, intent on bragging to Ino*
Naruko: Wow. She's kind of nuts, huh? *Eating some cake, sitting casually at the table*
Sasuke: You get out too! And give me back my pants!
Naruko: So... We can't take a shower together?
Sasuke: ... are you going to keep your hands to yourself?
Naruko: Sure!
Sasuke: ... I... I guess that... wouldn't be so bad... *looks away and blushes* But only cause you wanted to.
Naruko: Okay!
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Written with help from scriviner and The Ero-Sennin.
