In case you weren't aware, Spaceballs 2: The Quest for More Money just came out, and it's not actually called Spaceballs 2. It's called <a href='http://www.mangafox.com/manga/fate_stay_night_x_magical_girl_lyrical_nanoha/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>Fate Stay Night x Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha</a>, and the premise is that instead of getting Archer, Rin gets Nanoha and Fate. DON'T CLICK THAT LINK; it's pretty bad. It's exactly the sort of derivative hack work you're probably expecting.
So. To work through my feelings of annoyance, I propose replacing ALL of the Servants with MGLN characters.
Archer: Nanoha. JUST Nanoha.
Lancer: Fate. She's fast and her weapon is stabby.
Saber: Signum?
Rider: Ha ha ha, I have no idea. Maybe Subaru or something.
Caster: Yuuno Scrya. He's the most skilled magus in MGLN, with the most varied skill-set. On the other hand, Hayate had the strongest lolbeams. Oh frig! But Precia fits the "insane Yandere" mold of Caster the best.
Berserker: I wanna say Vita.
Assassin: ...maybe Chrono? He's got those evil shoulder-spikes.
Archer (Gilgamesh): Friggin' Scags. Instead of "Gates of Babylon," he has his kids (the Numbers).
Also, I'm going to say this, just to forstall the argument that's going to happen anyway: obviously this doesn't agree with Fate canon.
So. To work through my feelings of annoyance, I propose replacing ALL of the Servants with MGLN characters.
Archer: Nanoha. JUST Nanoha.
Lancer: Fate. She's fast and her weapon is stabby.
Saber: Signum?
Rider: Ha ha ha, I have no idea. Maybe Subaru or something.
Caster: Yuuno Scrya. He's the most skilled magus in MGLN, with the most varied skill-set. On the other hand, Hayate had the strongest lolbeams. Oh frig! But Precia fits the "insane Yandere" mold of Caster the best.
Berserker: I wanna say Vita.
Assassin: ...maybe Chrono? He's got those evil shoulder-spikes.
Archer (Gilgamesh): Friggin' Scags. Instead of "Gates of Babylon," he has his kids (the Numbers).
Also, I'm going to say this, just to forstall the argument that's going to happen anyway: obviously this doesn't agree with Fate canon.