Facts gathered by the FBMI: A (Federal Bureau of Miscellaneous Information: Anime Division)
Shirou Emiya once ate a pencil sharpener on a bet. Class was dismissed and he was rushed to the hospital.
Zoken Matou knows the sun only as 'The Yellow Destroyer'. He has seen it on four occasions in his lifetime.
The 'jello shots/Barry Manilow' strategy has been known to work on Sakura Matou.
Ilya von Einzburn was created entirely to appeal to the Lolita fetish.
Most of Shinji's problems can be traced to the incident where, at age four, he accidentally sat on one of Zoken's butt plugs.
Tohsaka Rin has bisexual impulses.
Saber has bisexual impulses.
Issei Ryudo has bisexual impulses.
Alarmingly, Kirei Kotomine has bisexual impulses.
Kinoko Nasu has bisexual impulses.
Guenevere had a very unpleasant surprise on her wedding night. Sadly, she lacked bisexual impulses.
Shirou Emiya gets lucky when he has no business doing so.
Sakura Matou sneaks into Shirou's house at night and smells his underwear.
After the events of Fate, Shirou went on to become a hero to the people. After Unlimited Blade Works, he became a great sorcerer. After Heaven's Feel, he went on to write Visual Novels. Dirty ones.
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a A-ranked servant.
Shirou Emiya rose to fame by saving countless thousands from a catastrophe the likes of which the world had never seen: the mortage crisis.
The Nasuverse has way too many rules.
Zoken Matou regularly contributes to charitable organizations.
Shirou just cast a reinforcement - in his pants!
Chuck Norris had a brief stint as a counter-guardian. He left when he found it not challenging enough. (you all saw that coming)
Farvorite songs:
Shirou Emiya: Knock Knock Knockin' on Avalon's Door
Archer: Ride of the Blade Works
Tohsaka Rin: (doesn't care for music)
Sakura Matou: Banana Phone
Shinji Matou: Cannibal Corpse (various songs)
Fuji-nee: Polka music
Saber: Knock Knock Knockin' on Avalon's Door
Issei Ryudo: Shut up (and sleep with me)
Ilya: Anything Noisy
Berserker: Anything Noisy
Gilgamesh: Sharp-Dressed Man
Shirou Emiya once ate a pencil sharpener on a bet. Class was dismissed and he was rushed to the hospital.
Zoken Matou knows the sun only as 'The Yellow Destroyer'. He has seen it on four occasions in his lifetime.
The 'jello shots/Barry Manilow' strategy has been known to work on Sakura Matou.
Ilya von Einzburn was created entirely to appeal to the Lolita fetish.
Most of Shinji's problems can be traced to the incident where, at age four, he accidentally sat on one of Zoken's butt plugs.
Tohsaka Rin has bisexual impulses.
Saber has bisexual impulses.
Issei Ryudo has bisexual impulses.
Alarmingly, Kirei Kotomine has bisexual impulses.
Kinoko Nasu has bisexual impulses.
Guenevere had a very unpleasant surprise on her wedding night. Sadly, she lacked bisexual impulses.
Shirou Emiya gets lucky when he has no business doing so.
Sakura Matou sneaks into Shirou's house at night and smells his underwear.
After the events of Fate, Shirou went on to become a hero to the people. After Unlimited Blade Works, he became a great sorcerer. After Heaven's Feel, he went on to write Visual Novels. Dirty ones.
Jumpin' Jack Flash is a A-ranked servant.
Shirou Emiya rose to fame by saving countless thousands from a catastrophe the likes of which the world had never seen: the mortage crisis.
The Nasuverse has way too many rules.
Zoken Matou regularly contributes to charitable organizations.
Shirou just cast a reinforcement - in his pants!
Chuck Norris had a brief stint as a counter-guardian. He left when he found it not challenging enough. (you all saw that coming)
Farvorite songs:
Shirou Emiya: Knock Knock Knockin' on Avalon's Door
Archer: Ride of the Blade Works
Tohsaka Rin: (doesn't care for music)
Sakura Matou: Banana Phone
Shinji Matou: Cannibal Corpse (various songs)
Fuji-nee: Polka music
Saber: Knock Knock Knockin' on Avalon's Door
Issei Ryudo: Shut up (and sleep with me)
Ilya: Anything Noisy
Berserker: Anything Noisy
Gilgamesh: Sharp-Dressed Man
