Well believe it or not, last saturday I came home, too drunk to get out of my shoes and somehow I manage to boot up my PC and write some typical drunken nonsense.
Next day I find the nonsense and look there. Somethings useful came out this.
So now I sit here with this idea for a humour fic that just won't leave me alone.
Imagine that Happosai came a little bit early, lets say a week or two after the Saotomes.
So when he greets his lousy students Genma does some fast talking.
"Master thank god you're ok. We searched 2 months for you after those vile imposters hid you from us."
So Genma and Soun lie and whine a little bit and the end effect is, Happosai forgives them and decides to teach the two heirs even if one of them is a girl. He will just have to leave the body contact to the other heir, mostly ^^. No not Ranma and Akane. He decides that it most be the firstborns.^^
Poor Kasumi and Ranma are now obliged to train with Happosai and since it is a matter of honor they go along with it.
Now the main idea is that while they get better at fighting, their personalities change. Let's just say that they are their father's children.
Imagine Kasumi kneeling in front of the destroyed kitchen, her tears flooding the house."Whaaaa my little sister destroyed my kitchen and now lunch will be late.Whaaaaa"
Or Ranma :"So you see while I like pets I just can't take care of a panda, so how about I give it you for the national zoo. Let's say for some rice, fish and two pickles."
Or maybe:"I'm sorry Mr. Tarou I'm just an innocent little girl I don't know what you're talking about 'giggle' "
A nice little mix between their old personalities and their new ones. And for further fun, what if Akane gets jealous and tries to impress Happosai, so that he trains her too.
Nabiki :"Look Akane, I don't care what you do with Ranma or P-chan but what are youdoing in my drawer. Stop mumbling I don't understand a single word you're saying. Training? What training includes stealing my panties. You sure the perverts at school aren't infecting you with their mindset?"
And to end it:
Imagine Genma and Soun coming home, grinning and laughing and when they enter they see Ranma and Kasumi burned and bruised playing Go and drinking their sake.
"He look Kasumi, Akanes trying to cook again."
"No, my precious kitchen!" "Thump" "Thwap"
"Tchuck"
"What? Oh my I don't think the stones were like this before."
"Eh? Don't know what you're talking bout Kasumi."
So then the fathers enter and Kasumi staggers to Soun and raises her hand as if to strike him, before he can burst into tears she takes his cigarettes and his lighter.
"Ah, daughter what do you ..." "Graaaaa"'Demon Head Attack Kasumi Style' "Whaaaa my little girl hates me..... My little girl learned the family attack I'm so proud whaaaa"
Well that's all I have right about now. Just some ideas and nothing else.
Next day I find the nonsense and look there. Somethings useful came out this.
So now I sit here with this idea for a humour fic that just won't leave me alone.
Imagine that Happosai came a little bit early, lets say a week or two after the Saotomes.
So when he greets his lousy students Genma does some fast talking.
"Master thank god you're ok. We searched 2 months for you after those vile imposters hid you from us."
So Genma and Soun lie and whine a little bit and the end effect is, Happosai forgives them and decides to teach the two heirs even if one of them is a girl. He will just have to leave the body contact to the other heir, mostly ^^. No not Ranma and Akane. He decides that it most be the firstborns.^^
Poor Kasumi and Ranma are now obliged to train with Happosai and since it is a matter of honor they go along with it.
Now the main idea is that while they get better at fighting, their personalities change. Let's just say that they are their father's children.
Imagine Kasumi kneeling in front of the destroyed kitchen, her tears flooding the house."Whaaaa my little sister destroyed my kitchen and now lunch will be late.Whaaaaa"
Or Ranma :"So you see while I like pets I just can't take care of a panda, so how about I give it you for the national zoo. Let's say for some rice, fish and two pickles."
Or maybe:"I'm sorry Mr. Tarou I'm just an innocent little girl I don't know what you're talking about 'giggle' "
A nice little mix between their old personalities and their new ones. And for further fun, what if Akane gets jealous and tries to impress Happosai, so that he trains her too.
Nabiki :"Look Akane, I don't care what you do with Ranma or P-chan but what are youdoing in my drawer. Stop mumbling I don't understand a single word you're saying. Training? What training includes stealing my panties. You sure the perverts at school aren't infecting you with their mindset?"
And to end it:
Imagine Genma and Soun coming home, grinning and laughing and when they enter they see Ranma and Kasumi burned and bruised playing Go and drinking their sake.
"He look Kasumi, Akanes trying to cook again."
"No, my precious kitchen!" "Thump" "Thwap"
"Tchuck"
"What? Oh my I don't think the stones were like this before."
"Eh? Don't know what you're talking bout Kasumi."
So then the fathers enter and Kasumi staggers to Soun and raises her hand as if to strike him, before he can burst into tears she takes his cigarettes and his lighter.
"Ah, daughter what do you ..." "Graaaaa"'Demon Head Attack Kasumi Style' "Whaaaa my little girl hates me..... My little girl learned the family attack I'm so proud whaaaa"
Well that's all I have right about now. Just some ideas and nothing else.
