Gendo's all new personality

Grunt

Well-Known Member
#1
Yo, some of you may remember The TFF Shinji. Someone mentioned the idea of Gendo having the personality of one of us.

So that's your challenge.

show us your Gendo: rules

- shinji must have been sent away
- shinji must meet the new and improved Gendo (no he doesn't have to be improved ;) )
- shinji must fight the third angel or at least sit in the evangelion, he doesn't have to really fight.
- use rei however you wish


So this time I'm giving it a try too, but that's no excuse for anyone not to try it ^_^



The TFF Gendo


Shinji had been prepared for many things after coming to Toyko 3. In fact he had expected to be turned down again, to be sent away again. Deep within though, he had longed to finally be accepted by his father.

Now he wasnÆt so sure anymore.

Sure everyone had a right to be a bit eccentric.

But why the hell was his father playing an air-guitar.

On his desk, wearing only a shirt, boxers and socks.

Turning to the two women that had brought him to this place, he fought the sudden urge to slap his hands into his face.

They were cheering his father on. Quite loudly in fact, while waving their arms around and banging their heads to the music.

Finally taking notice of his son, the commander of NERV, jumped down from his desk and clapped the boy on his shoulders. HARD.

ôShinji, son, howÆre you doing? Ah not too bad I hope. My how have grownàö this would have most likely continued on for a while if not for a sudden earthquake, which could be blamed entirely on the third angel.

ôOh well, nearly forgot about that. You know what son, I have a gift for you, want to try it out?ö

Feeling very uncomfortable under his fathers twinkling eyes (and his breath, just how drunk was his father?) Shinji shifted a little and tried to put some cheer into his voice.

ôAh sure oto-san. A gift sounds nice.ö He really feared for his fathers sanity. This was the man he had wanted to be accepted by?

Smirking the commander messed with the thirdÆs child hair.

ôYeah itÆs a new game just for you. ItÆs a robot simulation. DonÆt worry it will be a blast.ö


ôOk Shinji are you ready? We will start the ôgameö now.ö

Misato raised an eyebrow at her friend.

ôGame? DonÆt tell me you are going to sent Shinji out there thinking this is all a game.ö Righteous Indignation could be heard in her voice.

ôItÆs the commanders doing, donÆt ask me, if it works I donÆt care what he does.ö

ôAhh Dr. Akagi, we have a little problem.ö Hearing the panicked voice Ritsuko turned to a monitor again, scanning the data she blanched.
Grinding her teeth together, she desperately tried to calm down.

ôWell, it looks like our dear commander has once again flavored the LCL with alcohol. God damnit, if I die because of this IÆm going to haunt that bastard for the rest of eternity.ö


ôAre you telling me that we sent our last hope out there drunk, without him knowing that this is real?ö All eyes turned to the commanderÆs seat to glare at the man responsible for the death of humanity.

Sadly Gendo Ikari was sleeping quite soundly right under his desk, not even the least bit disturbed by the killing intent that was being released.

CRASH

RIP

WHAMP

ôWas that just?ö It wasnÆt often that Misato Katsuragi didnÆt find the right words to say.

But this left even her speechless.

Such perfection, such skill.

Misato Katsuragi had found her new master.

Shinji Ikari, natural user of the drunken fist.

And the first person to step dance on an angel.


The first thing he saw was blue.

Then came the pale pink. Now that was something else.

Wherever he was, Shinji thought, it certainly looked nice. And it was comfortable too.
Placing a hand on the pink thing to his left side caused a low moan as did placing his right hand on the other side.

Snapping his eyes open the young pilot, not that he knew that he was a pilot, took in the room he was in.

There was another person here. A young girl, with blue hair and pale skin. She was cute.

As was her sister, and her other sister and the rest of her dozen siblings that were all lying around the room.

Blushing, Shinji tried to stand up but fell back down after hearing the door open.

In came the commander, this time in his uniform. Seeing his son awake the bearded man smiled. It was a smile that looked why too freaky to be natural.

ôHey I see you already met your roommates. Shinji this is Rei, I forgot the number but I donÆt think they care about silly things like that.ö

Panicking at his father casual tone, the boy tried to stand up again, which once again resulted in him landing on his butt.

ôDonÆt strain yourself son. You will need your strength for whatÆs coming.ö Smirking down at his son and the now slowly waking ReiÆs, Gendo focused again on his son, or at least he tried to, but damnit he didnÆt remember having three sons. Had he cloned Shinji too?

ôWhatÆs coming? WhoÆs coming? Tell me oto-san.ö Shinji Ikari was now officially afraid. His fathers little speech had scared him. The sinister gleam in his fathers eyes could only lead to misfortune and bad luck for Shinji.

ôWell that depends who you start with.ö

Ok, false alarm, it hadnÆt been sinister. It had been a perverted gleam. His father was really crazy.

ôHave fun, son.ö Looking one last time at his son, the commander of NERV left the room. Leaving the third child to his fate.

As the dozens of ReiÆs started to wake their eyes found their prey easily enough.

The ôShinji-kunö that left the dozens of identical mouths sent a shiver down his spine.

Their voices had been so inviting. So warm. But if in the end they would only hurt him. Like all the others.

æOh screw it allÆ, grinning in a way that was entirely too much like his father Shinji Ikari opened his arms and beckoned the ReiÆs closer. æhow is that commercial? Gotta screwÆem all?ö
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#2
Challenge accepted, good sir.


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Hail to the King


By Lord Raa


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Disclaim-me-do: Chocolate? Before the performance?

There are more than a few AU elements here.


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Part one (of N)


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Gendo Ikari stood watching the snivelling boy below him.

ôIf you will not pilot, then you are of no use to me. Leave.ö

As the whiney wretch turned to leave, Gendo ordered his second in command to bring in Rei.

ôBut can she pilot?ö

ôSheÆs not dead,ö Gendo informed the old man.

The whole base shook violently as the Angel homed in on its target. Shinji and the injured girl were nearly crushed by debris.

The bespectacled man smirked as he saw the purple arm of the Evangelion protect his son from falling rubble. æUnit-01 is doing its thing.Æ

ôI-IÆll do it,ö the simpering youth finally agreed.

ôAbout bloody time,ö Gendo whispered before leaving.


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After the Angel attack, the Commander of NERV was sitting through a debriefing with the members of SEELE, wishing that the crusty old men would hurry up and finish with their bitching about his ôinefficient use of expensive equipmentö.

ôWe will take your requests for additional funding under consideration at next monthÆs budget meeting. This next part of this meeting does not concern you,ö Lorenz informed the bearded man before fading from view.

Gendo decided that he needed to get away from work and left to visit his ôRei of Sunshineö.

On the way to his favourite pilotÆs room, he encountered Shinji at the lift entrance.

ôFather, sir, I,ö the boy stammered.

Gendo glared impassively at the Third Child.

Shinji just started staring at his feet.

The older Ikari managed not to snort in disgust at the pathetic specimen in front of him.

Out of the corner of his eye, Gendo saw the full figured and energetic major walk up to the Third Child, trying to cheer up his almost worthless offspring.

æThereÆs fuck all wrong with you, love,Æ the calm and emotionally collected man noted. When he saw her breasts jiggle slightly, he mentally added, ôI think it would be a damn pleasure to see those puppies up close.ö


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The next day, Gendo Ikari was reviewing Section TwoÆs report on ShinjiÆs first night at MisatoÆs house.

ôSo the feeble fool has managed to not spend the night screaming. IÆm almost impressed,ö said the Commander. He flicked through some of the photos the team assigned to observe the couple took.

ôKatsuragi is a casual person off duty,ö he dryly noted when he saw the short shorts Misato wore. ôA lot more than Ritsuko.ö

The bearded man checked his planner to see when heÆd next have a chance to visit the blonde doctor. ôHmm, this evening sounds good.ö

Picking up the phone, Gendo dialled his lover.

ô¼Akagi speaking.¼ö

ôTonight I shall be paying you a visit, Dr. Akagi.ö

ô¼Yes, Commander,¼ö the scientist sighed.

ôDonÆt be like that, Dr. Akagi, I have something I want to try out tonight,ö the bearded Ikari smirked audibly. ôI believe that itÆs known as the æFrench Flipper TrickÆ.ö

ô¼...¼ö Ritsuko replied before gulping loudly. ôThe F-french Flipper Trick?ö

ôYes. IÆve been wanting to see its effect on a woman for a while now. I will be at your apartment at 20.30 hours promptly. Do not be completely inebriated.ö

ô¼Yes, sir.¼ö

Gendo smiled as he replaced the handset into its cradle. æDr. Akagi and Captain Katsuragi attended college together. I wonder if they experimentedàÆ

ôNo time for pleasant scenarios, itÆs time to go and pour scorn on somebody.ö


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Edit: Some of this material is being appropriated for "You're Doing it Wrong"
 

Grunt

Well-Known Member
#3
:yay:

ôNo time for pleasant scenarios, itÆs time to go and pour scorn on somebody.ö
That line is classic.

But the French flipper Trick, that 's just gold :snigger:
 
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