Harry Potter Gifted

Archanon

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#27
#3,762: Summoning Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Unfortunately, just summoning, no control. And it's Eris. No one is left unscathed.

#231: Chocolate magnet in his mouth. Works only on actual chocolate, fortunately.

#22: Ability to eat fire, which is an impressive party trick but not useful for much else.
 

Rift120

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#28
Hermione blinked as she watched the horde of black clad figures dogpile on teh DE in utter silence before turning to Harry and beginning to open her mouth. Harry spoke first

"Yes Hermione... I have the dreaded power of... Mime Control!"
 

whitewhiskey

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#29
Rift120 said:
Hermione blinked as she watched the horde of black clad figures dogpile on teh DE in utter silence before turning to Harry and beginning to open her mouth. Harry spoke first

"Yes Hermione... I have the dreaded power of... Mime Control!"
At which point Harry is declared the darkest Dark Lord in history, for only then would he be able to have such an evil power.
 

Archanon

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#30
As long as he's only controlling them and not creating them, it should be fine. After all, someone needs to be able to stop the mime hordes when they rise up.
 

whitewhiskey

Well-Known Member
#31
Archanon said:
As long as he's only controlling them and not creating them, it should be fine. After all, someone needs to be able to stop the mime hordes when they rise up.
I thought they were like zombies, they swarm and cover you, and when they pull back, there's a new mime.
 

Carandol

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#32
# 711 Turn all his living tissues invisible. This does not include skin, hair, or nails, but skin is translucent, and he can always shave everywhere.
# 712 Identify the sex of a frog on sight
# 713 Turn any wizard into a squib, permanently. Only works during a total solar eclipse.
# 714 Eat books to magically memorise their entire contents. Understanding them not included. Acceptably small risk of insanity.
# 715 Detachable feet. They can shuffle round without him, though their only sense is touch.
# 716 Knows exact age, weight, and measurements of anyone he kisses for at least seven seconds.
# 717 Turn himself into a statue. Transformation only reversible by a kiss, but anyone will do.
# 718 Animate any wooden object. They get a copy of his personality, but aren't under any control.
# 719 Step into, and out of, any picture.
# 720 Turn broccoli into liver.

None of these are completely useless, though most of them would require rather bizarre circumstances.
 
#33
721: Able to lay down a perfect layer of paint to the side of a house every time.
722: Ability to measure the volume of anything by how many gerbils, turkeys, and antelopes you can fit within a space.
723: Ability to shrink and enlarge any part of his body, but not all at once.
724: Ability to predict the future by looking into a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
725: Ability to sew his nose hairs into bullet-proof armor.
726: Ability to tell a person's sexual fetishes by chewing bubble gum they've already chewed.
727: Ability to immediately deduce what is wrong with an automobile's engine by dancing an Irish jig on the hood.
728: Flexible enough to lick the small of his own back.
729: Ability to always know where his house keys are no matter where he's misplaced them.
730: Ability to summon the spirits of deceased Oxford rower team members by talking to a swan found by the Thames.
731: Ability to play golf and not get bored... Ever.
 

whitewhiskey

Well-Known Member
#34
#732: The ability to bite into and shotgun an entire beer keg without succumbing to alcohol poisoning
#733: Able to sustain a five minute belch after he finishes the keg
#734: Able to safely crush an empty beer keg against his forehead like a can

and for the hell of it

Ability #420: Able to detect any source of marijuana in a four mile radius
 

The Vale

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#35
#735. Luck of the gods- when his luck is good, it's heavenly good, when it's bad is hellishly bad- always comes in pairs with the first usually following the second.

#736. Anti-compulsion-Magic mind whammy doesn't work very well on him. He also can't really use it, the commands tending to backfire spectacularly.

#737. Feather friend- Any creature with feathers is immediately friendly to him, and will obey his commands EXACTLY as he says them, with no room for interpretation.

#738. Demented- Can reproduce with Dementors.
 

whitewhiskey

Well-Known Member
#36
The Vale said:
#738. Demented- Can reproduce with Dementors.
To quote Ron White, "Things that make you go *shudder* bughughugh" :sick:


#739: Wolf scent: all changed werewolves of the opposite gender seek him out for mating
 

Lord Raine

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#37
Laser vision, because OMG LASERS

X-Ray vision, because looking through clothes <s>is awesome</s> can be awesome

Super Speed and Super Strength, because fuck you dragon

Freeze Breath, for cocktail creation and freezing bitches with blonde hair and tiny dicks

Magical Core. "What the hell is a magical core? Magic doesn't work like that." "I dunno. All I know is that it's enormous and glows with all the colors of the rainbow, plus a few colors that don't, like Shityeaheen, Fuckurlpe, Violent, and Gun."

Veela Aura NOTE: Only works on Veela. Supposedly. This is Harry we're talking about.

Can Use Nonhuman Magic. "So wait, you've got a power where you've got to study to make it useful? The hell is that, mate?" "I dunno. Dumbledore and Hermione seemed to have kittens over it, though. I'm not sure about most of what they said, but it's real useful for cleaning. I just snap my fingers."
 

Prince Charon

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#38
Lord Raine said:
Veela Aura NOTE: Only works on Veela. Supposedly. This is Harry we're talking about.

Can Use Nonhuman Magic. "So wait, you've got a power where you've got to study to make it useful? The hell is that, mate?" "I dunno. Dumbledore and Hermione seemed to have kittens over it, though. I'm not sure about most of what they said, but it's real useful for cleaning. I just snap my fingers."
Huh, I wonder if the Veela Aura could count as non-human magic. Either way, there's a story there.
 

TmDagger

Well-Known Member
#39
740: Can use Marble Phantasm. Doesn't know how though.
 
#40
952: If he is turned into a panda he will become an immensely badass martial artist capable of defeating anyone in hand to hand combat. Or rather, paw to hand combat.
 

Leonite

Well-Known Member
#41
800: Can make himself sound like Zordon from Power Rangers.

831: Can summon Toy sized Megazords.... fully functional and act on their own, but still toy sized.
 

whitewhiskey

Well-Known Member
#43
Flamewolf said:
227: he can summon the kool aid man to break through walls
need a distraction?

HEY KOOL-AID!
 

Hawk

Well-Known Member
#44
This is just becoming one of those lists TFF often has, however I feel the need to point out that most of these wouldn't work. As these have to be gifts that were had by people before, likely several people, or them to be recorded in the book with ways to determine them.
 

crazyfoxdemon

Well-Known Member
#45
453. The ability to increase your own bust size...

Can anyone say MOOBS?
 
#46
The ones that have been shown to exist in canon (for reference purposes, not sure if some of these don't count as spells):
1. Parseltongue - The ability to speak with snakes
2. Metamorphmagus - The ability to change ones outward physical appearance at will
3. Animagus - The ability to turn into an animal
4. Occlumency - The ability to train one's mind to resist mental intrusion
5. Legilimency - The ability to intrude on someone's mind
6. Flight - The ability to fly without a broom (supposedly impossible, but Voldy does it)

Similar abilities:
101. Floramagus - The ability to turn into a plant
102. Widdershinmency - The ability to cause things to spin counter-clockwise wandlessly
103. Feycalling - The ability to telepathically communicate with elves (including house elves) and faeries
104. Gryphonriding - In spite of the name, this is the ability to ride anything, from a broom to a gryphon, without apparent effort
105. Occipitofrontareusmancy - The ability to bounce magic and spells off one's forehead
106. Ironiomancy - The ability to ignore the stupidity-inducing effects of magic (must be trained)
 
#47
Can clap with 1 hand

Perfect Hindsight

Can talk to butterscotch icecream

Can morph into a superdeformed version of himself

Take a crap at mach speed

Can kiss his elbows

Wiggle his ears

Control the ability to cum for the first 5 sec.
 

Chuckg

Well-Known Member
#48
Amusingly, I can think of other cast members who have some of these.

101. Floramagus - The ability to turn into a plant
Neville. And at long last the secret of how he survives the Greenhouse of Death. :p

105. Occipitofrontareusmancy - The ability to bounce magic and spells off one's forehead
Ron. Lockhart's memory charm failing because of a broken wand? Pshaw.

106. Ironiomancy - The ability to ignore the stupidity-inducing effects of magic (must be trained)
Hermione. :p
 

whitewhiskey

Well-Known Member
#49
Master of Squirrel-Fu said:
Take a crap at mach speed
sounds painful
 
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