Nasuverse Go Go Nasu Rangers
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ôAh! After Ten Thousand years IÆm free! ItÆs time to conquer Earth!ö Exclaimed a small, blue haired girl her arms and legÆs clad in armour, with an odd metal ôhatö on her head as she pulled herself free of the dustbin she had been trapped in, for those aforementioned Ten Thousand years. Performing some basic stretches, the deceptively young looking alien began studying her surroundings.
ôWench! I swear IÆll sue you for sexual harassment for this!ö An irate blond yelled, as he attempted to pull himself out of the dust bin, his red eyes glaring at her, as if the concentrated force of his hatred could cause her to burst into flames.
ôButà But Gil-Chanàö She turned and gave him her best kicked puppy look, complete with trembling lip and tears. ôNo! I have seen that look enough to be immune to its effect wench!ö æGil-ChanÆ yelled, as he finally pulled himself free of the dumpster, complaining the whole while. Ten Thousand years, being trapped within a confined space along side a perverted alien, with the appearance had done nothing to improve the blondeÆs temper.
ôCan you please not antagonise our Master for five minutes, Gilgamesh-Sama?ö A female voiced commented from within the canister, as a gloved hand reached out to hold onto something, to use as leverage.
Climbing out, the appearance of the woman was revealed; much like a witch that would be seen in a fairy tale, she was clad in a hooded bluish-purple robe concealing her appearance, her figure, however, was that of a mature, older woman.
ôStill, itÆs good to be finally free of that prisonàö Lowering her hood, she allowed her light blue hair, to frame her youthful face, her pointed ears twitching slightly.
Following after, was a samurai-esque swordsman with long indigo hair tied into ponytail and indigo eyes. He wore light purple shihakush? with purple harama, light purple tabi and black sandals with purple sleeveless haori and purple tekkou with his blade carried on his back.
ôIndeed it is, howeverà Has out imprisonment caused you put on weight, Medea-San?ö He commented, a smirk stretching his lips, at the now irate womanÆs face. Moving slightly to the side, he avoided the retaliatory strike with an ease that spoke of years of practice. Deciding to saver her revenge for later, Medea returned her attention to the blond, who had begun to grind his fists into the side of the other witches head. Besides, such comments were a regular occurrence from Sasaki.
xXx
On the planet below, somewhere on the outskirts of Fuyuki City:
An alarm began blaring within an extremely high tech room, hidden deep within a particular set of ruins, its bright red light flashing, illuminating the room, even as the sound of the alarm bell continued to fill the room.
"Alaya! ORT has escaped!ö The voice of Gaia echoed around the command centre, even as her form materialized within the central pillar, surrounded by various consoles and screens.
ôWeÆll need to recruit a team of five overbearing and over-emotional humans, to counter this threat."
"Oh no. Not that! Not... teenagers!" The mechanical voice of Alaya responded, bringing its hand up to the closest thing it had to a face.
ôThat is correct Alaya," it mumbled, even as it began the necessary sequence.
The robotic form of Alaya could only give its equivalent of a sigh, "I was afraid of thatà" Despite its protests, it faithfully began to input the commands into one of the nearby consoles.
xXx
Dragging his feet, a black haired youth slowly pulled himself a chair in the local Youth Centre, before collapsing on the table.
ôSo, whatÆs got you so down Shiki? Is your sister giving you grief again?ö A tall red haired boy asked as he approached, giving the glasses wearing teen beside him a small slap on the back. Glaring up at his friend, Tohno Shiki fixed his glasses, which had been knocked askew with the force of the slap.
ôShirou.ö He nodded.
ôI just donÆt get it, what does she have against me getting a girlfriend?ö He asked, clearly not really expecting an answer to his question.
ôThat would be called jealousy, Tohno.ö A new presence made its self known.
Ryuudou Issei took a seat, his glasses reflecting the light in such a way that it hid his eyes.
ôYour sister simply does not like the idea of having to share her brother. Especially with another woman.ö He elaborated as he took his seat next to his fellow glasses wearing friend.
ôIssei.ö Shiki greeted weakly, before groaning and collapsing into his arms again, an aura of gloom surrounding him.
ôWhat took you so long?ö Shirou questioned the monk-in-training; normally Issei was there before he was.
ôI was being harassedàö He answered, somewhat tersely.
This caused Shiki and Shirou to blink at him once, before turning and giving each other a knowing grin, and shared a small chuckle.
ôSo, who was it? Was it the twins?ö Shirou badgered his friends, a friendly smile on his face.
ôI bet it was there sister. Remember, we saw him with her at the temple the other day, you know IsseiÆs into the older ones!ö Shiki countered chuckling, deliberately not leaving Issei enough to time defend against the allegations.
ôAre the potÆs calling the kettle black, boys?ö The unmistakeably smug tone of voice belonging to Tohsaka Rin invaded the heckling of poor Issei, causing all three boyÆs heads to face her.
ôàI donÆt get it.ö Shirou mumbled, blinking in confusion, as he tried to puzzle the meaning of the school idolÆs statement. He knew what it meant of course, he wasnÆt stupid, but he wasnÆt quite sure how he was in a similar situation to Issei.
Shiki, on the other hand, flinched back at the reminder of his dilemma, and the reason he had been depressed earlier. He was well aware that he was the subject of more then a few girls ôattentionsö, but as he was already seeing someone, he preferred to play at being oblivious.
As opposed to Shirou and Issei who just were oblivious.
The thought was enough to get a small chuckle out of the boy.
ôNo Sakura today, Tohsaka?ö The dark haired teen questioned, noticing the unusual absence of the purple haired k?hai, something both Issei and Shirou had over looked.
ôNo, she and Shinji went to the Hospital to visit Kariya.ö She responded, shaking her head slightly, as she took a seat, deliberately placing herself just a little closer to Shirou then was strictly necessary, or polite.
The subtleties of the action were, of course, lost of the red haired teen, much to Shiki's private amusement and Rin's frustration.
ôSpeaking of, how are his cancer treatments coming along?ö Shirou asked, nobody was really willing to bring the subject up around Sakura, so he was kind of out of the loop.
ôIt's going as well as could be expected.ö Rin said slowly, as if she was measuring each word.
ôAh...ö Shirou immediately wished he could take the question back.
ôSorry I'm late!ö
Shiki wasn't quite sure if he wanted to groan or sigh in relief. On one hand, Ciel had just saved them from an uncomfortable silence, on the other....
On the other, he'd probably have to hear her complain about Arcueid again.
ôCiel, nice of you to join us.ö Tohsaka said, even as she let a small sigh of relief, she wasn't really fond of talking about her ôUncle'sö condition. It was always a depressing topic to talk about, and usually killed the mood until someone did or said something to brighten the atmosphere.
ôSo, what were you discussing?ö She asked curiously, eyes narrowing on Shiki, who began to sweat nervously.
ôWe were discussing TohnoÆs recent domestic issues, I believe.ö Issei spoke up, not wishing to return to the more depressing topic.
ôDid you have to phrase it like that?ö The subject of discussion mumbled to himself.
ôItÆs not like thereÆs anything that bad going onà Just Akiha and Hisui have been less than pleased with me for some reason.ö The teen told her.
Unfortunately, before the conversation could progress any further, the building began to shake violently. Cracks started to appear along the ceiling, as dust and debris began to fall. Ciel was unable to keep her balance, collapsing to the floor, even as Shirou made to stand, in order to help as many people escape as he could.
ôIt's an earthquake!ö One of the other customers yelled, as they stumbled towards the door, in an unsteady run, unfortunately he was unable to maintain his balance as another, more powerful, tremor shook the building.
ôWe need to get out of here!ö Rin yelled, trying to stand.
With the exception of Shirou, who wanted to make sure nobody was trapped in the bathrooms, the group managed to get to their feet, although remaining on them was proving a challenge.
Unfortunately, just remaining on their feet was the least of their worries.
ôWha- I, I can't move!ö Issei yelled, his body no longer responding to his commands. Suddenly, their vision began to distort, until it was nothing more then a haze of colour.
ôWhat's... Happening!?ö Just speaking had become difficult, as they lost the feeling in their bodies, and knew no more.
xXx
ôUgh, what happened?ö Attempting to open his eyes, Shirou tried to push himself into a sitting position, only to belatedly realise he was partially buried under the bodies of his friends, all of whom were slowly beginning to wake up.
Unfortunately, he was at the bottom of the pile, meaning he could do little to improve his predicament, until the rest of the pile regained its bearings. Still, since he wasnÆt going anywhere at the moment, he did his best to get a look at his surroundings.
ôDamnà What hit me?ö ShikiÆs voice groaned out, as he pulled himself out of the pile, jolting the rest of the group into consciousness. After successfully separating themselves, Shirou got a more detailed look at his surroundings, since his view had been mostly blocked by RinÆs skirt, while he was on the ground.
- - - - -
I need to find myself a Beta... And somebody to bounce ideas off of.
ôWench! I swear IÆll sue you for sexual harassment for this!ö An irate blond yelled, as he attempted to pull himself out of the dust bin, his red eyes glaring at her, as if the concentrated force of his hatred could cause her to burst into flames.
ôButà But Gil-Chanàö She turned and gave him her best kicked puppy look, complete with trembling lip and tears. ôNo! I have seen that look enough to be immune to its effect wench!ö æGil-ChanÆ yelled, as he finally pulled himself free of the dumpster, complaining the whole while. Ten Thousand years, being trapped within a confined space along side a perverted alien, with the appearance had done nothing to improve the blondeÆs temper.
ôCan you please not antagonise our Master for five minutes, Gilgamesh-Sama?ö A female voiced commented from within the canister, as a gloved hand reached out to hold onto something, to use as leverage.
Climbing out, the appearance of the woman was revealed; much like a witch that would be seen in a fairy tale, she was clad in a hooded bluish-purple robe concealing her appearance, her figure, however, was that of a mature, older woman.
ôStill, itÆs good to be finally free of that prisonàö Lowering her hood, she allowed her light blue hair, to frame her youthful face, her pointed ears twitching slightly.
Following after, was a samurai-esque swordsman with long indigo hair tied into ponytail and indigo eyes. He wore light purple shihakush? with purple harama, light purple tabi and black sandals with purple sleeveless haori and purple tekkou with his blade carried on his back.
ôIndeed it is, howeverà Has out imprisonment caused you put on weight, Medea-San?ö He commented, a smirk stretching his lips, at the now irate womanÆs face. Moving slightly to the side, he avoided the retaliatory strike with an ease that spoke of years of practice. Deciding to saver her revenge for later, Medea returned her attention to the blond, who had begun to grind his fists into the side of the other witches head. Besides, such comments were a regular occurrence from Sasaki.
xXx
On the planet below, somewhere on the outskirts of Fuyuki City:
An alarm began blaring within an extremely high tech room, hidden deep within a particular set of ruins, its bright red light flashing, illuminating the room, even as the sound of the alarm bell continued to fill the room.
"Alaya! ORT has escaped!ö The voice of Gaia echoed around the command centre, even as her form materialized within the central pillar, surrounded by various consoles and screens.
ôWeÆll need to recruit a team of five overbearing and over-emotional humans, to counter this threat."
"Oh no. Not that! Not... teenagers!" The mechanical voice of Alaya responded, bringing its hand up to the closest thing it had to a face.
ôThat is correct Alaya," it mumbled, even as it began the necessary sequence.
The robotic form of Alaya could only give its equivalent of a sigh, "I was afraid of thatà" Despite its protests, it faithfully began to input the commands into one of the nearby consoles.
xXx
Dragging his feet, a black haired youth slowly pulled himself a chair in the local Youth Centre, before collapsing on the table.
ôSo, whatÆs got you so down Shiki? Is your sister giving you grief again?ö A tall red haired boy asked as he approached, giving the glasses wearing teen beside him a small slap on the back. Glaring up at his friend, Tohno Shiki fixed his glasses, which had been knocked askew with the force of the slap.
ôShirou.ö He nodded.
ôI just donÆt get it, what does she have against me getting a girlfriend?ö He asked, clearly not really expecting an answer to his question.
ôThat would be called jealousy, Tohno.ö A new presence made its self known.
Ryuudou Issei took a seat, his glasses reflecting the light in such a way that it hid his eyes.
ôYour sister simply does not like the idea of having to share her brother. Especially with another woman.ö He elaborated as he took his seat next to his fellow glasses wearing friend.
ôIssei.ö Shiki greeted weakly, before groaning and collapsing into his arms again, an aura of gloom surrounding him.
ôWhat took you so long?ö Shirou questioned the monk-in-training; normally Issei was there before he was.
ôI was being harassedàö He answered, somewhat tersely.
This caused Shiki and Shirou to blink at him once, before turning and giving each other a knowing grin, and shared a small chuckle.
ôSo, who was it? Was it the twins?ö Shirou badgered his friends, a friendly smile on his face.
ôI bet it was there sister. Remember, we saw him with her at the temple the other day, you know IsseiÆs into the older ones!ö Shiki countered chuckling, deliberately not leaving Issei enough to time defend against the allegations.
ôAre the potÆs calling the kettle black, boys?ö The unmistakeably smug tone of voice belonging to Tohsaka Rin invaded the heckling of poor Issei, causing all three boyÆs heads to face her.
ôàI donÆt get it.ö Shirou mumbled, blinking in confusion, as he tried to puzzle the meaning of the school idolÆs statement. He knew what it meant of course, he wasnÆt stupid, but he wasnÆt quite sure how he was in a similar situation to Issei.
Shiki, on the other hand, flinched back at the reminder of his dilemma, and the reason he had been depressed earlier. He was well aware that he was the subject of more then a few girls ôattentionsö, but as he was already seeing someone, he preferred to play at being oblivious.
As opposed to Shirou and Issei who just were oblivious.
The thought was enough to get a small chuckle out of the boy.
ôNo Sakura today, Tohsaka?ö The dark haired teen questioned, noticing the unusual absence of the purple haired k?hai, something both Issei and Shirou had over looked.
ôNo, she and Shinji went to the Hospital to visit Kariya.ö She responded, shaking her head slightly, as she took a seat, deliberately placing herself just a little closer to Shirou then was strictly necessary, or polite.
The subtleties of the action were, of course, lost of the red haired teen, much to Shiki's private amusement and Rin's frustration.
ôSpeaking of, how are his cancer treatments coming along?ö Shirou asked, nobody was really willing to bring the subject up around Sakura, so he was kind of out of the loop.
ôIt's going as well as could be expected.ö Rin said slowly, as if she was measuring each word.
ôAh...ö Shirou immediately wished he could take the question back.
ôSorry I'm late!ö
Shiki wasn't quite sure if he wanted to groan or sigh in relief. On one hand, Ciel had just saved them from an uncomfortable silence, on the other....
On the other, he'd probably have to hear her complain about Arcueid again.
ôCiel, nice of you to join us.ö Tohsaka said, even as she let a small sigh of relief, she wasn't really fond of talking about her ôUncle'sö condition. It was always a depressing topic to talk about, and usually killed the mood until someone did or said something to brighten the atmosphere.
ôSo, what were you discussing?ö She asked curiously, eyes narrowing on Shiki, who began to sweat nervously.
ôWe were discussing TohnoÆs recent domestic issues, I believe.ö Issei spoke up, not wishing to return to the more depressing topic.
ôDid you have to phrase it like that?ö The subject of discussion mumbled to himself.
ôItÆs not like thereÆs anything that bad going onà Just Akiha and Hisui have been less than pleased with me for some reason.ö The teen told her.
Unfortunately, before the conversation could progress any further, the building began to shake violently. Cracks started to appear along the ceiling, as dust and debris began to fall. Ciel was unable to keep her balance, collapsing to the floor, even as Shirou made to stand, in order to help as many people escape as he could.
ôIt's an earthquake!ö One of the other customers yelled, as they stumbled towards the door, in an unsteady run, unfortunately he was unable to maintain his balance as another, more powerful, tremor shook the building.
ôWe need to get out of here!ö Rin yelled, trying to stand.
With the exception of Shirou, who wanted to make sure nobody was trapped in the bathrooms, the group managed to get to their feet, although remaining on them was proving a challenge.
Unfortunately, just remaining on their feet was the least of their worries.
ôWha- I, I can't move!ö Issei yelled, his body no longer responding to his commands. Suddenly, their vision began to distort, until it was nothing more then a haze of colour.
ôWhat's... Happening!?ö Just speaking had become difficult, as they lost the feeling in their bodies, and knew no more.
xXx
ôUgh, what happened?ö Attempting to open his eyes, Shirou tried to push himself into a sitting position, only to belatedly realise he was partially buried under the bodies of his friends, all of whom were slowly beginning to wake up.
Unfortunately, he was at the bottom of the pile, meaning he could do little to improve his predicament, until the rest of the pile regained its bearings. Still, since he wasnÆt going anywhere at the moment, he did his best to get a look at his surroundings.
ôDamnà What hit me?ö ShikiÆs voice groaned out, as he pulled himself out of the pile, jolting the rest of the group into consciousness. After successfully separating themselves, Shirou got a more detailed look at his surroundings, since his view had been mostly blocked by RinÆs skirt, while he was on the ground.
- - - - -
I need to find myself a Beta... And somebody to bounce ideas off of.
And so it begins... the lulz must flow!
Love the back and forth dialog/verbal sparring between the servants, particularly how Sasaki pokes/snipes at Medea.
Can't wait to see how Gil's gonna troll the Rangers :snigger:
Still not sure who's the bigger Captain Obvious/Oblivious, Shirou or Shiki
And looks like Issei's definetly the Billy this time around :lol:
Keep up the great work!
Love the back and forth dialog/verbal sparring between the servants, particularly how Sasaki pokes/snipes at Medea.
Can't wait to see how Gil's gonna troll the Rangers :snigger:
Still not sure who's the bigger Captain Obvious/Oblivious, Shirou or Shiki
And looks like Issei's definetly the Billy this time around :lol:
Keep up the great work!