Naruto Haku is a hermaphrodite.

Schema

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#1
I can't believe I didn't realize this earlier.

Wind & Water, Male & Female

Haku is Ice.
 

TC_Hazard

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#2
So... everyone with a bloodline is dual wielding?

'cause that goes a long way towards explaining Mei being single.
 

Cynical Kyle

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#3
Remember to share this astounding revelation with tumblr for extra laughs.
 

NMR-3

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#4
...And? I mean, what difference does this make?
 

goldenarms

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#5
TC_Hazard said:
So... everyone with a bloodline is dual wielding?

'cause that goes a long way towards explaining Mei being single.


So many questions... answered in one fell swoop.
 

KurokamiDG

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#6
I only came in here because of the thread title. It's hilarious and so random. :snigger:

But now I really wanna see if someone would do a hermaphrodite Haku pining after Naruto in a crack story.
 

AJ_Katon

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#7
goldenarms said:
TC_Hazard said:
So... everyone with a bloodline is dual wielding?

'cause that goes a long way towards explaining Mei being single.


So many questions... answered in one fell swoop.
Wait, then wouldn't that make Sasuke and Itachi...?
 

AJ_Katon

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#9
thecuiy said:
... and Hinata and Kushina...
Kushina didn't have a bloodline...that Uzumaki thing is confusing.

But if true...it says alot about Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. :ph43r:
 

lord geryon

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#10
Haku is female.

How else can Naruto get a fanatically loyal older ice chick to not-so-subtly perv over him?
 

thecuiy

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#11
They are far and few but I find stories that have NarutoxfemHaku exclusively are usually pretty entertaining.
 

Cynical Kyle

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#12
lord geryon said:
Haku is female.

How else can Naruto get a fanatically loyal older ice chick to not-so-subtly perv over him?
By developing taste for futa.
 
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