Vernon's unknown brother appears, preparing to name a successor in case something happens.
Sadly, after seeing his nephew, he decides Dudley just doesn't add up.
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Monarch blinked. "You expect me ... if anything happened to me and my new wife ... to leave my evil empire ... to my nephew."
"Yes," said Vernon with a smile.
"Are you fucking nuts?" asked the Monarch. "I mean look at him ... he couldn't even make it as a low-level henchmen!"
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So the Monarch choses Harry as his heir, and all the responsibility that goes with it.
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"What about henchmen?" asked Harry.
Monarch looked around. "Well, not many bright ones here, always good in choosing cannon fodder. And that redhead beside you, yeah, he won't last long, I think even #24 could take him out."
"HEY!"
"Well, I suppose you could try and form an army from them."
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Monarch sighed. "I wanted to send him to Venture for magical training. I mean, sure that nut living with them is ...iffy, but he still would have learned and maybe Samson would have taught him to kick ass."
"These guys," he said, pointing at the assembled wizards "... I mean, look at them, they're all wearing dresses!"
"Why you," growled out Snape, before he dropped to the floor.
"Whoops, dart in your neck," smirked Monarch.
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I just like the idea of Dr. Girlfriend at Hogwarts explaining to Harry why Malfoy doesn't make a good arch enemy.
Any thoughts?
Sadly, after seeing his nephew, he decides Dudley just doesn't add up.
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Monarch blinked. "You expect me ... if anything happened to me and my new wife ... to leave my evil empire ... to my nephew."
"Yes," said Vernon with a smile.
"Are you fucking nuts?" asked the Monarch. "I mean look at him ... he couldn't even make it as a low-level henchmen!"
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So the Monarch choses Harry as his heir, and all the responsibility that goes with it.
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"What about henchmen?" asked Harry.
Monarch looked around. "Well, not many bright ones here, always good in choosing cannon fodder. And that redhead beside you, yeah, he won't last long, I think even #24 could take him out."
"HEY!"
"Well, I suppose you could try and form an army from them."
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Monarch sighed. "I wanted to send him to Venture for magical training. I mean, sure that nut living with them is ...iffy, but he still would have learned and maybe Samson would have taught him to kick ass."
"These guys," he said, pointing at the assembled wizards "... I mean, look at them, they're all wearing dresses!"
"Why you," growled out Snape, before he dropped to the floor.
"Whoops, dart in your neck," smirked Monarch.
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I just like the idea of Dr. Girlfriend at Hogwarts explaining to Harry why Malfoy doesn't make a good arch enemy.
Any thoughts?