Hermione's Fantasy Diary

[Prince Charon]

Hermione accidently loans Harry her fantasy diary, instead of her history notebook. In it, he finds a variety of sexual fantasies involving himself. Most of them are Dom-Harry and sub-hermione, and some involve harems.

Some examples:

In a world where Tom Riddle went for political power, rather than terrorism, Harry goes to a slave auction, observes several nude muggleborn girls, and buys Hermione.? He takes her home on his broomstick, and they join the Mile High Club on the way there.? More sex happens when they get to Harry's place, along with quite a bit of domination.? (She may have written a few sequels to this one.)

Hermione is playing strip poker with Harry, Ginny, Luna, and 'Nymph', and Harry turns out to have the best poker-face, or maybe just the best luck.? After all the girls are naked, Nymph reminds them of a rule that the losers must buy back their clothes, and not with money.

Oddly, Hermione is the Keeper of the Holyhead Harpies, while Ginny is the Seeker, the Patil twins are the Beaters, and Katie, Alicia, and Angelina are the Chasers.? Harry is the owner of the team, and a clause in their contracts requires the team members to be sexually available to the owner.

Harry and Hermione have a quiet wedding in a little village church, with just their close friends and family in attendence.? Then they get a room at a cozy bed-and-breakfast, and make slow, sweet love all night long.

Harry joins Hermione's family for summer holidays, and because their both old enough to make their own descisions, they get a room to themselves at the resort.? (Might involve Fleur, or just some random French maid.)

How many fantasies does Harry read, and what does he do, afterward?

 

[bzzt3421]

Sounds interesting.

Always knew she was pervert. :snigger:

 

[Alzrius]

This is an excellent idea, somebody take up the challenge!

 

[Prince Charon]

Over one hundred views, and only two replies? How sad.

 

[aznkendoboy127]

I think I read something similar to this, but I can't remember~ Oh well.

I'd write it if I could, but I can't write fanfiction at all~!

 

[Prince Charon]

Due to the stupidity of Book 7, I find it necessary to remind people that this challenge is here.

 

[the DragonBard]

Interesting concepts.

Though surprised none of the 'fantasies' involved the library, or books.

 

[nuclear death frog]

Due to the stupidity of Book 7, I find it necessary to remind people that this challenge is here.

Sour grapes because H/Hr was shown to be the utter delusion it always was?

 

[Scygnus Darkhawk]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

For fun...

Ron: What're you reading?

Harry: Nooooooothing.

It'd also be funny to watch Hermione freak out every time someone she loaned a book to goes to return it, after she realizes it's gone and doesn't know who she gave it to. Increasing paranoia around Harry could be funny too, since, all things considered, that's the worst-case scenario. Even funnier if he manages to keep her in the dark about him having it, intentionally or not.

When she figures out that he did get it could be fun too. "I thought you liked your tea Darjeeling rather than Earl Grey?" or something similarly innocuous that Harry wouldn't know unless he'd read it. Hermione's reaction would be hilarious...

 

[Frank Cadena]

Well I was disappointed when JKR leaned heavily towards Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, which was pretty much confirmed by that sixth and seventh book, but I consoled myself with the fact that there are great Harry/Hermione fics out there and that just because the author (JKR) says a certain piaring is so doesn't mean that the fun out those Harry/Hermione fics just mystically vanished. And 'sides, NDF, wanting to see a certain pairing come about and supporting it is delusional, does that mean I'm crazy? I suppose I'm crazy enough that no one would notice.

 

[nuclear death frog]

Don't get me wrong. I'm not completely against H/Hr. There are some fics out there that I like where it is central. It's just that, well, a lot of said fics have so many characterization issues and cliches the list would take up the entire screen. And as for the books, I find the very concept hysterical, because it was obviously never in the cards, even from the first book. Yet a bunch of people supported it, with a vehemence that was...rather disturbing.

And I don't care for Ginny much either, just to get that out of the way. But I recognize that was probably Rowling's intent from the beginning of the series, and don't delude myself into thinking otherwise.

 

[Prince Charon]

Due to the stupidity of Book 7, I find it necessary to remind people that this challenge is here.

Sour grapes because H/Hr was shown to be the utter delusion it always was?

No, I have no problem with well written Harry/Ginny fics, and I can occasionally stomach Ron/Hermione, if its particularly well written. Badly written, OTOH, annoys me.

 

[Frank Cadena]

Once upon a time, I was an ardent supporter of Harry/Ginny fics. I loved the character of a strong supportive woman beside him, and doesn't think he was a complete idiot. Mainly influenced by great fiction at that time, particularly Barb's Psychic Serpent trilogy. But blatant OOCness, rampant Manipulative Ginny and Insensitive Ginny soured me to the pairing. After that, I latched on Harry/Hermione fics because so far I haven't seen someone screw up that pairing the way Harry/Ginny was. Now I'm mostly a Harry/Hermione shipper though I'm not against any Harry/Provocative/Unknown/Interesting pairings if it is well written.

Let me say this though, I was around where they had a war on the true shippings and I was embarassed to see that even Intelligent people can be reduced to a 'flaming' idiot. So I can understand where you're coming from NDF.