Naruto Horrible Fanfiction Cliches

halfawannabe · May 28, 2010

Naruto only wears orange cause people sell it to him so he'll die. (yeah, that's why he's still wearing after being away from Konoha for 2 1/2 years)

He only loves Ramen so much cause it's all he could afford.

Mean teachers sabotaged his education. No proof and he was always ditching. (though I'll grant Mizuki was fully capable of this)

Your turn.

Juopunumies · May 28, 2010

All of the points below aren't necessarily horrible if done well, but that is usually far from the case:

Naruto thinking of Sarutobi as his grandfather.

Naruto thinking of the Ichirakus as his family.

Naruto being a self-sacrificing saint before he gets brainwashed by Haku.

Naruto going away from Konoha at a young age, only to return for the academy graduation to show how much cooler he is than the other kids.

Angry mobs chasing a very young Naruto, yet somehow being unable to catch him and Sarutobi not having a clue about what's going on.

halfawannabe · May 28, 2010

Kyuubi Festival, little more than a mention in most but is seriously overdone.

Naruto being viciously assaulted by citizens of Konoha and Hiruzen can't do crap to stop it. (not including storylines where he couldn't spare the Anbu to watch him 24/7

The council as a whole is Sasuke's bitch and will do whatever he wants.

Orochimaru the shotacon. yes I know the whole I want your body spiel, I'm just sick of it.

Pirazy · May 28, 2010

Haven't we done this before?

Knyght · May 28, 2010

Pirazy said:

Multiple times actually.

FreedInhibition · May 31, 2010

Oh! Hai there! Yea everything you ever thought of me was a lie. I am REALLY super awesome guy who acted like an idiot to infiltrate my own life cause everyones a meanie at me. If they saw me true potential I would be deads. The orange jumpsuit was my bestest move! Soooo Lets continue. Once upon a time there was this chick who claimed he was a guy named Haku. I mean I totaly pwnt her with my leet skills and made her my wife under the rules of conquest and to forge an alliance with the Mist. Alliances for marriage are all the craze these days. Oh! And Lee and Me's we be Homiez. Yo!

DATABEYO! WOOOOOOOOOOO.

Andrew Joshua Talon · May 31, 2010

The "everyone turns on Naruto when he fails to return with Sasuke and is banished" cliche. Unless you're going to do something new with it other than assassinate everyone's characters and make Naruto uber, please don't bother.

Darksnider05 · May 31, 2010

Andrew Joshua Talon said:

Ooo OOO I hate that shit cliche so much.

halfawannabe · May 31, 2010

Naruto the hanyou!

Amberion · May 31, 2010

halfawannabe said:

True, but I will add even a bigger clichÚ. Naruto the Human.

halfawannabe · May 31, 2010

Naruto the god

any kind of god really, or avatar of god or anything like that.

Naruto heir to the kitsune contract!

Naruto the Lord of Hell because he's got the original lord of hell in his stomach.

Juopunumies · May 31, 2010

halfawannabe said:

I think that you should take some time to seriously consider unleashing the furry.

halfawannabe · May 31, 2010

Juopunumies said:

Apologies, but what are you suggesting I do?

Because I'm damn not letting the furry in my torture pit go. She stays there until she likes men! Or women! Either works so long as they're not furry!

Course I'm still gonna nail her either way.

ravenmoonshadow · May 31, 2010

halfawannabe said:

Juopunumies said:

Apologies, but what are you suggesting I do?

Because I'm damn not letting the furry in my torture pit go. She stays there until she likes men! Or women! Either works so long as they're not furry!

Course I'm still gonna nail her either way.

i see this and first thought in my head " it puts the lotion on its fur...."

Takerial · May 31, 2010

Everyone suddenly realizing that Naruto is uber sexy after he takes off his shirt.

FreedInhibition · May 31, 2010

Character X is super sexy after taking off their shirt is a cliche for well... Everything in Every fictive work.

Hinata and Naruto are just two such examples in this fandom.

Andrew Joshua Talon · May 31, 2010

FreedInhibition said:

And they can be acknowledged as sexy, but what you do with it is what counts. Nobody will instantly fall in love with someone just because they took their top off.

halfawannabe · May 31, 2010

Then they're not horny enough.

Takerial · May 31, 2010

Andrew Joshua Talon said:

FreedInhibition said:

And they can be acknowledged as sexy, but what you do with it is what counts. Nobody will instantly fall in love with someone just because they took their top off.

don't you know.

Sexy=love.

goldenarms · May 31, 2010

Andrew Joshua Talon said:

FreedInhibition said:

And they can be acknowledged as sexy, but what you do with it is what counts. Nobody will instantly fall in love with someone just because they took their top off.

You never been to a strip club, have you?

zeebee1 · May 31, 2010

If a woman isn't sexy when she takes off her shirt then she never will be.

Azrael · May 31, 2010

Naruto Fanfiction

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FreedInhibition · Jun 1, 2010

Azrael said:

Troll.

/Troll is dead.

Azrael · Jun 1, 2010

FreedInhibition said:

Naruto fanfiction is, in general, shitty. You can find maybe, if you're lucky, one in a dozen stories that is good. And by now, everything is cliche.

Darksnider05 · Jun 1, 2010

Azrael said:

Sadly this is very true but it's more of a popularity side effect just like Harry Potter.

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