Naruto How to Train Your Shinobi
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I doubt it.. Have they ever really encountered a being like the Kyuubi? The closest I can think of would be the Huge dragon at the end of the film... And as such I don't think they'd have a good frame of reference for what's in Naruto... Not to mention, to 'kill it' as you put it, they would have to kill Naruto.. And I imagine that by the time that Naruto felt comfortable enough with them to tell them about the Kyuubi, they wouldn't want to kill him..
Point. Although he could take up to three tails safely after training with Jiraiya, which is more than enough to make him a monster of a berzerker in battle. Part of me pictures him riding his nightmare, regular Kyuubi-cloak or the 1-tailed cloak on to protect him as his Nightmare is fully aflame, as he charges in and rains Rasengan-wielding, dive bombing, Kage Bunshin on someone like Madara. Or Alvin the Treacherous. Or Danzo. Preferably all of the above. 
DhampyrX2 said:
Point. Although he could take up to three tails safely after training with Jiraiya, which is more than enough to make him a monster of a berzerker in battle. Part of me pictures him riding his nightmare, regular Kyuubi-cloak or the 1-tailed cloak on to protect him as his Nightmare is fully aflame, as he charges in and rains Rasengan-wielding, dive bombing, Kage Bunshin on someone like Madara. Or Alvin the Treacherous. Or Danzo. Preferably all of the above.
Darksnider05 said:
DhampyrX2 said:
Point. Although he could take up to three tails safely after training with Jiraiya, which is more than enough to make him a monster of a berzerker in battle. Part of me pictures him riding his nightmare, regular Kyuubi-cloak or the 1-tailed cloak on to protect him as his Nightmare is fully aflame, as he charges in and rains Rasengan-wielding, dive bombing, Kage Bunshin on someone like Madara. Or Alvin the Treacherous. Or Danzo. Preferably all of the above.
Leonite said:
Darksnider05 said:
DhampyrX2 said:
Point. Although he could take up to three tails safely after training with Jiraiya, which is more than enough to make him a monster of a berzerker in battle. Part of me pictures him riding his nightmare, regular Kyuubi-cloak or the 1-tailed cloak on to protect him as his Nightmare is fully aflame, as he charges in and rains Rasengan-wielding, dive bombing, Kage Bunshin on someone like Madara. Or Alvin the Treacherous. Or Danzo. Preferably all of the above.
Okay time to put some HTTYD 2 into this little idea.
There were some simple rules to living on the isle of Berk. Unwritten rules that seemed to govern the ebb and flow of life there. One of them was, as Mildew learned the hard way via a nasty pranking spree long before Stock had even officially adopted Naruto, you attacked Hiccup and Toothless at your own Peril. Another was that you did not try to harm Chief Stoick the Vast without inviting the wrath of BOTH of his sons, a lesson Alvin the Treacherous paid for with his very life. The third lesson was, any time you think you have managed to hit either Hiccup or Naruto, make sure to check for a log before you celebrate your victory.
Drago Bludvist had sadly never managed to learn any of those lessons prior to meeting the Sons of Stoick. And he was going to learn what they meant in a painful fashion once he broke all three.
"Dad, no" Hiccup cried as he noted that Toothless was indeed going to fire a plasma blast while under the control of the Bewilderbeast. Fortunately for Stoick, Hiccup was one of the very few on Berk other than Naruto able to actually learn a few ninjutsu and he was more than skilled with the use of the Kawarimi no Jutsu. And so it was that all Toothless managed to destroy was a log that was blasted to splinters, and that the confusion of that event allowed the fearsome Nightfury to shake off the control of the Alpha dragon.
For his part Drago was going to rant about what kind of sorcery was taking place as Hiccup and Stoick appeared safely next to Valka, Hiccup's mother, before the younger man ran off and immediately started talking to Toothless, putting his hand on his snout and helping him to overcome the control of Drago's Bewilderbeast. Then again, Toothless and Hiccup had experience fighting off the control of Alpha Dragons with their battle with the Red Death, so it should not have come as a shock that his physical presence was enough to help Toothless this time. Such was the bond between them.
The second part of Drago's uninformed folly made itself known as the short-haired blond boy that had been riding a Monstrous Nightmare and had tried to convince Drago earlier to give up his dreams of warfare began to glow an unearthly red. "How... DARE YOU!" Naruto growled in the guttural tone of his Kyuubi-induced state. "I tried to give you a chance to walk away. To be a better man. But now you have the nerve to attack my family? That I wont forgive!" Naruto vowed with a snarl as three chakra tails began to emerge from this growing berzerker cloak.
Drago sought to end the threat quickly by striking with his spear only for his eyes to widen as the weapon shattered upon the dense chakra surrounding one of the Heroes of Berk. Fear and uncertainty crept into Drago's eyes as he demanded, "What manner of demon are you?"
Naruto's expression as as glacial as the breath of the Bewilderbeast itself as he replied, "I am Naruto the Maelstrom. Partner of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, Kurama. And I will not let you leave this island. You will NEVER stand on Berk's soil."
And with that Naruto made a familiar gesture as the shores around Valka's sanctuary island became flooded with red-glowing snarling blinds, each armed with a war hammer identical to the one still resting on Naruto's hip.
"Whatever it takes! Rip every ship, weapon, and trap they have to pieces!" Naruto replied as he took his right thump...claw and tore a deep gash in his left palm, allowing blood to pool there for a time before tossing it behind him in a wide arc to be caught be the dozen or so shadow clones that had appeared behind him. "I think Gamaken and his friends would be more than happy to help."
What followed was something out of a nightmare as a dozen toads as large as most dragons appeared out of clouds of smoke and began helping the glowing red army tear apart all of Drago's hard work. He turned back to order his massive Bewilderbeast to aid him and snuff out this monster in human form only to recoil in horror as he watched the beast be beaten back and subdued by the horde as hey pelted it with huge balls of energy and shouted what sounded like "Oodama Rasengan" over and over again. Worse yet, the distraction of the beast freed the other dragons who were now aiding the toads in laying waste to his entire armada.
"This can't be real. This has to be a nightmare."
"Oh it's real, Bludvist. Believe it," Naruto snarled before he pounced an attacked at speeds few could hope to match.
It would take the combined efforts of Hiccup and Astrid to later pull Naruto off the beaten and maimed body of Drago, not because he didn't deserve it or that Stoick himself had not been happy to deliver the finishing blow against the madman with his axe, but because they knew Naruto always regretted killing while in a berzerker rage and this monster in human skin did not deserve to make Naruto feel any kind of remorse for his actions.
*****
It was nearly an hour of clean up and sunken ships later that Hiccup and Stoick got the opportunity to introduce Naruto properly to his new stepmother.
"Naruto, I want you to meet Valhallarama, Valka for short, my mother. Mom, this is Naruto Uzumaki-Haddock, my well... brother," Hiccup said.
Valka looked between her boy and the blond child that looked a year or two younger than her son at most before giving a LOOK toward Stoick with a raised right eyebrow. "Oh, is he now?" she asked with a dangerous lilt to her voice. She had never expected her husband to live a solitary life without her, but that child looked just a little too close to Hiccup's age for comfort and Valhalla help Stoick if the numbers didn't add up correctly.
For his part Stoick tried to understand why Valka seemed to be getting upset before his eyes widened at the assumption she must be making as he raised his hands in defense and said, "Adopted son, Val. Adopted. Wee Naruto washed up on our shore a few years ago after being washed off a ship in the far South during a storm. We took him in and I adopted him after he helped to save us from and attack be Alvin the Treacherous. I haven't so much as looked at another woman since the day you were taken, never mind before that."
Valka's face went slack in shock at that declaration as Hiccup and Naruto both tried to hold in their amusement at their father's predicament. Although Naruto did lament the ideas forming in the back of his head about trying to get Baachan and Stoick together going up in smoke as he moved forward and smiled widely before he bowed and said, "It's nice to meet you Valka-okaasama. I'm Naruto, your new stepson."
Valka's face was awash with confusion as she returned the gesture shakily before she replied, "It's nice to meet you too, Naruto. I wish I could say your father had told me all about you but clearly he didn't think to mention you," before scowling reproachfully at her husband.
Stoick laughed nervously at the look in his wife's eyes as he replied, "Well I had just learned you were still alive. Give a man some time to collect his thoughts."
Valka's reply was cut short as Naruto interjected, "Yeah, I bet Dad hasn't even mentioned how he made the cups in your breastplate into horned helmets for him and Hiccup yet."
Everyone stared at Naruto in shock that he had just said that, with Ruffnut mumbling, "Well I never wanted him for his brains."
The most interesting reaction was Valka's though as she marched up to her husband and snatched the helmet off his head as she growled, "You did what?" while inspecting the offending headgear.
"I, ehm, thought it was a way to honor you, dear. A way to keep you close to Hiccup and I both," Stoick explained.
"My good chest plate. I had tanned the leather for it personally and it took Gobber weeks to get the metal accents right. How could you think tearing apart my best piece of armor was honoring me?" she insisted.
"Well I thought you were dead and I-" Stoick tried to explain.
"So parading around with my tit cup on your head for all the village to see like some kind of buffoon [/align]was your answer. Or making our son make a similar ass out of himself once he was big enough to wear it?" Valka demanded.
"Well when you say it like that," Stoick replied with a wince.
"Oh I'll be saying much more than that, Stoick. I can promise ye that," Valka warned with an outstretched finger. This wasn't over not by a long shot. But it wasn't a discussion to have in from of children either. She could wait. But Stoick would learn to never go near he clothes with a pair of shears ever again.
There were some simple rules to living on the isle of Berk. Unwritten rules that seemed to govern the ebb and flow of life there. One of them was, as Mildew learned the hard way via a nasty pranking spree long before Stock had even officially adopted Naruto, you attacked Hiccup and Toothless at your own Peril. Another was that you did not try to harm Chief Stoick the Vast without inviting the wrath of BOTH of his sons, a lesson Alvin the Treacherous paid for with his very life. The third lesson was, any time you think you have managed to hit either Hiccup or Naruto, make sure to check for a log before you celebrate your victory.
Drago Bludvist had sadly never managed to learn any of those lessons prior to meeting the Sons of Stoick. And he was going to learn what they meant in a painful fashion once he broke all three.
"Dad, no" Hiccup cried as he noted that Toothless was indeed going to fire a plasma blast while under the control of the Bewilderbeast. Fortunately for Stoick, Hiccup was one of the very few on Berk other than Naruto able to actually learn a few ninjutsu and he was more than skilled with the use of the Kawarimi no Jutsu. And so it was that all Toothless managed to destroy was a log that was blasted to splinters, and that the confusion of that event allowed the fearsome Nightfury to shake off the control of the Alpha dragon.
For his part Drago was going to rant about what kind of sorcery was taking place as Hiccup and Stoick appeared safely next to Valka, Hiccup's mother, before the younger man ran off and immediately started talking to Toothless, putting his hand on his snout and helping him to overcome the control of Drago's Bewilderbeast. Then again, Toothless and Hiccup had experience fighting off the control of Alpha Dragons with their battle with the Red Death, so it should not have come as a shock that his physical presence was enough to help Toothless this time. Such was the bond between them.
The second part of Drago's uninformed folly made itself known as the short-haired blond boy that had been riding a Monstrous Nightmare and had tried to convince Drago earlier to give up his dreams of warfare began to glow an unearthly red. "How... DARE YOU!" Naruto growled in the guttural tone of his Kyuubi-induced state. "I tried to give you a chance to walk away. To be a better man. But now you have the nerve to attack my family? That I wont forgive!" Naruto vowed with a snarl as three chakra tails began to emerge from this growing berzerker cloak.
Drago sought to end the threat quickly by striking with his spear only for his eyes to widen as the weapon shattered upon the dense chakra surrounding one of the Heroes of Berk. Fear and uncertainty crept into Drago's eyes as he demanded, "What manner of demon are you?"
Naruto's expression as as glacial as the breath of the Bewilderbeast itself as he replied, "I am Naruto the Maelstrom. Partner of the Kyuubi no Kitsune, Kurama. And I will not let you leave this island. You will NEVER stand on Berk's soil."
And with that Naruto made a familiar gesture as the shores around Valka's sanctuary island became flooded with red-glowing snarling blinds, each armed with a war hammer identical to the one still resting on Naruto's hip.
"Whatever it takes! Rip every ship, weapon, and trap they have to pieces!" Naruto replied as he took his right thump...claw and tore a deep gash in his left palm, allowing blood to pool there for a time before tossing it behind him in a wide arc to be caught be the dozen or so shadow clones that had appeared behind him. "I think Gamaken and his friends would be more than happy to help."
What followed was something out of a nightmare as a dozen toads as large as most dragons appeared out of clouds of smoke and began helping the glowing red army tear apart all of Drago's hard work. He turned back to order his massive Bewilderbeast to aid him and snuff out this monster in human form only to recoil in horror as he watched the beast be beaten back and subdued by the horde as hey pelted it with huge balls of energy and shouted what sounded like "Oodama Rasengan" over and over again. Worse yet, the distraction of the beast freed the other dragons who were now aiding the toads in laying waste to his entire armada.
"This can't be real. This has to be a nightmare."
"Oh it's real, Bludvist. Believe it," Naruto snarled before he pounced an attacked at speeds few could hope to match.
It would take the combined efforts of Hiccup and Astrid to later pull Naruto off the beaten and maimed body of Drago, not because he didn't deserve it or that Stoick himself had not been happy to deliver the finishing blow against the madman with his axe, but because they knew Naruto always regretted killing while in a berzerker rage and this monster in human skin did not deserve to make Naruto feel any kind of remorse for his actions.
*****
It was nearly an hour of clean up and sunken ships later that Hiccup and Stoick got the opportunity to introduce Naruto properly to his new stepmother.
"Naruto, I want you to meet Valhallarama, Valka for short, my mother. Mom, this is Naruto Uzumaki-Haddock, my well... brother," Hiccup said.
Valka looked between her boy and the blond child that looked a year or two younger than her son at most before giving a LOOK toward Stoick with a raised right eyebrow. "Oh, is he now?" she asked with a dangerous lilt to her voice. She had never expected her husband to live a solitary life without her, but that child looked just a little too close to Hiccup's age for comfort and Valhalla help Stoick if the numbers didn't add up correctly.
For his part Stoick tried to understand why Valka seemed to be getting upset before his eyes widened at the assumption she must be making as he raised his hands in defense and said, "Adopted son, Val. Adopted. Wee Naruto washed up on our shore a few years ago after being washed off a ship in the far South during a storm. We took him in and I adopted him after he helped to save us from and attack be Alvin the Treacherous. I haven't so much as looked at another woman since the day you were taken, never mind before that."
Valka's face went slack in shock at that declaration as Hiccup and Naruto both tried to hold in their amusement at their father's predicament. Although Naruto did lament the ideas forming in the back of his head about trying to get Baachan and Stoick together going up in smoke as he moved forward and smiled widely before he bowed and said, "It's nice to meet you Valka-okaasama. I'm Naruto, your new stepson."
Valka's face was awash with confusion as she returned the gesture shakily before she replied, "It's nice to meet you too, Naruto. I wish I could say your father had told me all about you but clearly he didn't think to mention you," before scowling reproachfully at her husband.
Stoick laughed nervously at the look in his wife's eyes as he replied, "Well I had just learned you were still alive. Give a man some time to collect his thoughts."
Valka's reply was cut short as Naruto interjected, "Yeah, I bet Dad hasn't even mentioned how he made the cups in your breastplate into horned helmets for him and Hiccup yet."
Everyone stared at Naruto in shock that he had just said that, with Ruffnut mumbling, "Well I never wanted him for his brains."
The most interesting reaction was Valka's though as she marched up to her husband and snatched the helmet off his head as she growled, "You did what?" while inspecting the offending headgear.
"I, ehm, thought it was a way to honor you, dear. A way to keep you close to Hiccup and I both," Stoick explained.
"My good chest plate. I had tanned the leather for it personally and it took Gobber weeks to get the metal accents right. How could you think tearing apart my best piece of armor was honoring me?" she insisted.
"Well I thought you were dead and I-" Stoick tried to explain.
"So parading around with my tit cup on your head for all the village to see like some kind of buffoon [/align]was your answer. Or making our son make a similar ass out of himself once he was big enough to wear it?" Valka demanded.
"Well when you say it like that," Stoick replied with a wince.
"Oh I'll be saying much more than that, Stoick. I can promise ye that," Valka warned with an outstretched finger. This wasn't over not by a long shot. But it wasn't a discussion to have in from of children either. She could wait. But Stoick would learn to never go near he clothes with a pair of shears ever again.
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