Akamatsuverse Irresistible Force Chapter 1

GenocideHeart

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#1
Here it is, I figured I'd put it officially in the Preview section...

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"Hmm... Hinatasou. It has been so long since my last visit here."

These words were spoken with fondness by a strikingly imposing young man standing at the bottom of the stairs leading up to the old building on top of tyhe small hill. The young man's goofy smile and friendly eyes were a stark contrast with his intimidating body: he stood at 6 feet and 10 inches, and his large, impressively muscled frame dwarfed even those of champion bodybuilders on TV.

The man's name was Keitaro Urashima... and his life had recently become very, very different. He absently rubbed the back of his head, looking at the old inn before him, and sighed.

"Grandma Hina and Aunt Haruka are going to flip their lid when they see me," he sighed again. "I don't look forward to explaining them just what the Hell happened... Next time, I swear I won't touch dubious gems with strange inscriptions on them."

With a resigned expression, Keitaro started plodding up the stairs leading to Hinatasou. He had a feeling this wouldn't be a good day.

Oh, how right he was...

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"Hello! Is anyone here?" Keitaro's voice rang in the empty entrance of the Hinatasou. He waited a few minutes, then looked around in annoyance.

"Where are Grandma Hina and Aunt Haruka, anyway? Granny said I was welcome to stay here anytime, but she's nowhere to be seen, and the old teahouse was closed and empty as well... maybe I'll meet some of the inn's personnel by snooping around..." he muttered, starting down a nearby hallway.

A few minutes of fruitless search later, he chanced upon the hot spring, its waters invitingly warm and steamy. Thinking on it for a while, he shrugged and smiled, deciding that Granny wouldn't mind if he relaxed in the water for a bit while waiting for her to come back.

Quickly discarding his clothes and grabbing a couple of towels, he made his way in the open air bath and lowered himself in the water with a content sigh.

"Ahhh... nothing quite beats a hot bath after a long trip," he murmured in satisfaction, feeling his muscles loosen up and relax. "I really needed this..."

As he let the hot water work its magic on him, Keitaro dozed off a bit. His moment of peace was suddenly interrupted by the sound of the hot spring doors opening. Turning his head to see who had entered, he spluttered and nearly drowned when he saw a redheaded girl wearing nothing besides a towel make her way in the hot springs area. He sank in the water to his chin, praying that the girl would not approach him and cursing his bad luck. Of course, this has to be a mixed bath! But why... and when was it made mixed?

Unfortunately, the girl spotted him and waded in the water until she was next to him. Dropping down and leaning against the stones behind her, she sighed and then smiled at him.

"Hey, Kitsune. I didn't think I'd find you here at this time of the day," she greeted, obviously mistaking him for someone else. Keitaro noticed her squint a little. She must be nearsighted, he thought as he looked around frantically for a way out of what promised to be a very dangerous situation. While admittedly he'd found that due to his new 'condition' very little, if anything, could actually hurt him, he stiill found angry women terrifying. And he was fairly sure that his eyes could still be gouged out.

"Say," the girl resumed, causing him to look at her again - and immediately regret doing so as she began holding her own breasts, "don't you think I've gotten bigger here?"

Keitaro mentally started counting to ten and simultaneously cursed whatever had changed him into what he was now. All this strength, and a girl still manages to short-circuit me, he thought darkly as he held his nose. His train of thoughts was interrupted as the girl suddenly moved in closer and reached for him, causing him to freeze in panic.

"Of course, I still have a long way to go before I'm as... big as... you...?" the girl faltered as her hands touched his chest. While under normal circumstances Keitaro would have appreciated a hot, half naked girl feeling his chest up, he had a sense of impending doom that prevented him from doing anything besides look for an escape route.

As the girl suddenly backed up and took a deep breath, reaching for a pair of glasses that he only now noticed she had brought along, he half hoped she wouldn't make a scene, or have him arrested, or something equally unpleasant.

His hopes died a horrible, grueling death as the girl suddenly started screaming: "EEEEEEEK! PERVERT!!"

Cursing inwardly, he bolted out of the water with unsuspecting speed for someone his size and quickly vacated the hot springs, all the while muttering about crazy hot girls who first felt him up, and then called him a pervert.

Yes, today was looking to be a very bad day for Keitaro Urashima.

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Shinobu Maehara struggled under the weight of the clothes she was carrying. As soon as she'd gotten home, she had set about laundering whatever dirty clothing she found lying about - most of it belonging to Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno, the resident drunkard and freelance writer.

As she shifted her weight again, trying to balance herself, she heard a commotion coming from the hot springs. Taking a peek around the pile of folded clothes she had in her arms, she saw a very large, very handsome and very naked man barreling down the hall towards her with a frightened look on his face. A familiar voice could be heard angrily shouting in the direction he'd come from.

As the man blazed past her, the air displaced by his massive frame caused her to lose her footing and fall backwards. The young girl 'eep'ed and let go of the clothes, flailing her arms in an useless attempt to straighten herself out. Closing her eyes, she awaited the impact with the floor and the inevitable pain to follow.

What she felt was a massive hand holding her by the small of her back and gently setting her down, and a friendly, if agitated voice, hastily apologizing to her and asking to borrow one of the sheets in the stack she had been carrying. As she cast a quick glance at her savior, her eyes were involuntarily drawn to a certain... dangly part of the man's anatomy that stood out in a rather eye-catching way.

Shinobu felt her head spin slightly as she realized what it was. Auuu, they grow that big? she thought in a panic. The sex education lessons must be wrong! There's no way... that... could fit down there! As Shinobu's mind tried to restart, having stalled upon seeing 'it', another angry yell reached her ears.

"YOU SICK FREAK! HOW DARE YOU MOLEST SHINOBU-CHAN!" an angry Narusegawa Naru screamed as she barreled down the hall. Shinobu watched in a daze as the handsome man covered himself and bolted away at an inhuman speed for someone that big. She sat there blinking for several seconds, not really registering Naru's hasty, concerned questions or her threats of castration directed towards the man. Then, finally, the events caught up to her, and she slid to the floor, unconscious.

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Mitsune 'Kitsune' Konno hummed as she got ready to take a dip in the hot springs. Today had been a good day for her: for once, she had actually won a bet at the horse races, and while the win wasn't particularly big, it was certainly an nice change of pace.

As she discarded her clothes and wrapped her shapely figure in a towel, she heard a commotion coming from the hot springs area. Curious, she left her room and made her way downstairs.

As she got about halfway down the flight of stairs, she spotted a large man skid to a halt at the bottom of the staircase. He then started climbing it three steps at a time, without apparent effort.

As he whizzed past her, she made out a mumbled 'sorry'. She then watched the man disappear down the corridor, idly nothing how the considerable muscles of his back were doing very interesting things as he ran.

Immediately afterwards, she winced as a familiar voice shouted extremely loudly from behind her, at the stairs' base.

"COME BACK HERE, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD! OR ARE YOU TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO TAKE THE PUNISHMENT YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE?" Naru ranted as she began climbing the set of stairs in earnest, though nowhere near as fast as the man did. As she reached the top, she stopped, looking around, then addressed Kitsune, who was still slightly dazed by the admittedly attractive man who'd blazed past her.

"Hey, Kitsune. Have you seen a perverted large man with just a sheet covering him run past here?"

Blinking, Kitsune automatically pointed at the direction the man had vanished into, and Naru resumed her chase with ab hurried 'thank you'.

As the foxy woman watched her redheaded friend disappear down the hall, she wondered about the man again. He hadn't come across as a pervert to her, and he was certainly delicious... er, interesting to watch. Kitsune blushed slightly, and idly wondered if she'd get a chance to see him again... assuming Naru didn't kill him, of course, she amended as she made her way to the hot springs.

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Kekeke. Next, Motoko and Su.
 

EagleCeres

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#2
One small step for man *kshhhh* one giant leap for the juggernaut... biotch! :snigger:

Of course Naru wasn't going to accept that she felt him up after showing off and flashing her considerable bossom at him :p

Great start to a fun fic :hail:
 

DhampyrX2

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#3
This has the potential to be one of the funniest anime/Marvel crossovers I've seen in a long time, GH. I look forward to the next part. Although I will admit that I have a problem with Juggernaut, even Keitaro as the Juggernaut, running from an angry girl. I could see him getting hit and accidentally hurting her without even realizing she struck him, but I can't see him running at this point in his life.

Unless, at some point, Naru ends up with something similar to the Hulk's powers to go along with his personality. She already stole that. B)

Grrr... NARU SMASH!
 

GenocideHeart

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#4
DhampyrX2 said:
This has the potential to be one of the funniest anime/Marvel crossovers I've seen in a long time, GH. I look forward to the next part. Although I will admit that I have a problem with Juggernaut, even Keitaro as the Juggernaut, running from an angry girl. I could see him getting hit and accidentally hurting her without even realizing she struck him, but I can't see him running at this point in his life.

Unless, at some point, Naru ends up with something similar to the Hulk's powers to go along with his personality. She already stole that. B)

Grrr... NARU SMASH!
Actually, IIRC, there were a few occasions where Juggy, in the comics, commented that women could be scary when they PMSed. Buty yeah, I get your point.

Although, Keitaro does explain the whole thing:

While admittedly he'd found that due to his new 'condition' very little, if anything, could actually hurt him, he stiill found angry women terrifying. And he was fairly sure that his eyes could still be gouged out.
20 years of wussification don't go away in 6 months :p

Feel free to suggest, BTW. I'm making this up as I go, and am open to suggestions.
 

TheEcchiSessha

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#5
DhampyrX2 said:
This has the potential to be one of the funniest anime/Marvel crossovers I've seen in a long time, GH. I look forward to the next part. Although I will admit that I have a problem with Juggernaut, even Keitaro as the Juggernaut, running from an angry girl. I could see him getting hit and accidentally hurting her without even realizing she struck him, but I can't see him running at this point in his life.

Unless, at some point, Naru ends up with something similar to the Hulk's powers to go along with his personality. She already stole that.?

Grrr... NARU SMASH!
If he knows they can't hurt him, he's might be running away so they don't hurt themselves. (Did you miss this part as well?)
While admittedly he'd found that due to his new 'condition' very little, if anything, could actually hurt him, he stiill found angry women terrifying. And he was fairly sure that his eyes could still be gouged out.
Despite him getting the Juggernaut powers, he is still Keitaro. He wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of him. Unless they are "bad", then I'd probably guess all bets are off. I could see him beating up some Yakuza or a purse-snatcher, but not a girl(especially a pretty girl). The "power-up" only gave him power, it didn't change his personailty or his natural reactions. The only reason he has changed as much as he has, is because he's had had like 6 months to adapt. Not to mention, he's probably been felt up by perverts after he got his powers.

As for Hulk!Naru, it's much more amusing to see Naru trying to hurt Keitaro and not be able to even scratch him. Besides, Naru doesn't deserve super powers. :p

~The Ecchi Sessha
 

GenocideHeart

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#6
TheEcchiSessha said:
Despite him getting the Juggernaut powers, he is still Keitaro. He wouldn't want anyone to get hurt because of him. Unless they are "bad", then I'd probably guess all bets are off. I could see him beating up some Yakuza or a purse-snatcher, but not a girl(especially a pretty girl). The "power-up" only gave him power, it didn't change his personailty or his natural reactions. The only reason he has changed as much as he has, is because he's had had like 6 months to adapt. Not to mention, he's probably been felt up by perverts after he got his powers.
There's also the fact that in this fic he's been living on his own for those 6 months, and he's been taking odd jobs at harbors and the likes.

That's the reason why the way he thinks is more... barbaric, so to speak. The manly men at harbors ad the likes tend to speak in rather rude tones :p
 

Lord Raa

Exporter of Juice Tins
#7
As I said when this idea was first previewed: "I approve"


Perhaps Motoko (and/or Tsuruko) could decide that Keitaro would make an excellent sparring partner?

That would give Motoko and excuse to be around Keitaro if you were thinking of that for a match up.
 

GenocideHeart

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#8
Lord Raa said:
As I said when this idea was first previewed: "I approve"


Perhaps Motoko (and/or Tsuruko) could decide that Keitaro would make an excellent sparring partner?

That would give Motoko and excuse to be around Keitaro if you were thinking of that for a match up.
Well, Keitaro and Motoko do end up sparring together. Or rather, Keitaro ends up sitting there while Motoko lets loose on him. The logic's simple - he's basically impervious to what she does, so why shouldn't he be target practice?

As for the matchup, I'm torn between Kaolla, Kitsune and... Amalla. :snigger:
 

Moshulel

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#9
Lord Raa said:
That would give Motoko and excuse to be around Keitaro if you were thinking of that for a match up.
But why make a matchup? Adult Su would be much better from that perspective.*remember the red moon effect. :p*
 

DhampyrX2

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#10
GenocideHeart said:
As for the matchup, I'm torn between Kaolla, Kitsune and... Amalla.? :snigger:
Why not all three? Mol Mol allows polygamy and Kitsune would have no problem being set for life as a princess by proxy. Besides picture the look on Naru's face in the wake of something like that.

Hmm, if you're looking for suggestions you could maybe make Tsuruko and Motoko into an honor gurad for Keitaro and any of the Mom Mol contingent. He wouldn't need protection, of course, but it would be good for political appearances.

Oh, and I must ask, will there be any of the X-men showing up or any of the typical anti-mutant stuff in here because Keitaro could accidentally be classified as one? Because as I recall Japan had a national hero that was a mutant so they were pretty okay with mutation in general.
 

GenocideHeart

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#11
DhampyrX2 said:
Why not all three?? Mol Mol allows polygamy and Kitsune would have no problem being set for life as a princess by proxy.? Besides picture the look on Naru's face in the wake of something like that.

Hmm, if you're looking for suggestions you could maybe make Tsuruko and Motoko into an honor gurad for Keitaro and any of the Mom Mol contingent.? He wouldn't need protection, of course, but it would be good for political appearances.

Oh, and I must ask, will there be any of the X-men showing up or any of the typical anti-mutant stuff in here because Keitaro could accidentally be classified as one?? Because as I recall Japan had a national hero that was a mutant so they were pretty okay with mutation in general.
Not just a war hero. Sunfire (Shiro Yashida) is related to the fucking Emperor in X-Men canon. So yeah, Japan generally doesn't mind mutants. They apparently think they're cool XD

But I don't plan to have other X-guys, be they heroes or villains. I MIGHT have Mystique show up later on, but it's still up in the air. I'm more or less making this up as I go, it's the first time I don't plan at all for a fic...
 

Terdwilicker

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#12
I just posted a sort of KeitaroxKitsunexKaolla three-way kinda thing for GWH: Kei

Btw, Chapter 10 is up on Mediaminer.
 

EagleCeres

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#13
GenocideHeart said:
I MIGHT have Mystique show up later on, but it's still up in the air.
Mystique huh? *cough*Kanako*cough*

But yeah, Kei's still Kei.... all 6'10" (2.08m) of him
all the muscles in the world wouldnt change his inner geek
the fact that he can take a punch now and still stand still is a nice boon
 

toraneko

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#14
Hmm... Now that She-Hulk is mentioned, I got to thinking about something. (run now.) Which one of the Hinata-sou girls would become She-Hulk?

Jennifer Walters was originally a shy girl who had a hard time confessing her feelings for the man she likes. Okay, so that's pretty much every girl in Hinata, except Suu. BUT, she also wished she was strong, thus why She-Hulk got her strength - the Gamma Power effect creates a second personality with the traits the subject wishes they had, and a body to match it.

Finding a girl in Hinata-sou whose body would get Hulk-strength is tricky, because all the girls in Hinata-sou know they can take care of themselves in dangerous situations...

...all except Shinobu.

Think about that. ^_^
 

EagleCeres

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#15
toraneko said:
Hmm... Now that She-Hulk is mentioned, I got to thinking about something. (run now.) Which one of the Hinata-sou girls would become She-Hulk?

Jennifer Walters was originally a shy girl who had a hard time confessing her feelings for the man she likes. Okay, so that's pretty much every girl in Hinata, except Suu. BUT, she also wished she was strong, thus why She-Hulk got her strength - the Gamma Power effect creates a second personality with the traits the subject wishes they had, and a body to match it.

Finding a girl in Hinata-sou whose body would get Hulk-strength is tricky, because all the girls in Hinata-sou know they can take care of themselves in dangerous situations...

...all except Shinobu.

Think about that. ^_^
Actually, Shukie got her powers from a blood transfusion, regretfully her blood type was rare and the only one near by with the same type was her loving cousin Dr. Banner. So after the transfusion she turned tall green amazon and never turned back :snigger:

The split personality was only for Dr. Banner, since he usually had to get pissed off to become the Hulk (or Hulks, depending on the situation and his temporary multiple personality disorder, it could be the green berserker we all know and love, a super genious of machiavellian proportions or a mix between Banner and Hulk... although I loved "Mr. Fix it" XD).

In Jennifer's case, since she didnt really have a way to turn back into her mild mannered self, she decided to go balls to the wall and enjoy her Gamma liberation... and the world has never been the same since (btw: she is a very prosperous lawyer, even while green skinned... tho her boyfriends dont last her long)

Now, how would fit shulkie? IMO... Shinobu! but i think there's a fic on FFN with her as a hulk
 

toraneko

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#16
Oh, I'm well aware of how Shulkie got her powers. It seems that one source of gamma power is as good as another, though. I dispute the part about her not being able to turn back, though - I've read comics that showed her capable of doing so, at a point when she had doubts as to whether the man in her life loved her for who she was or just for her bodacious She-Hulk form.

I'd expect that she just plain never really wanted to revert, since as She-Hulk she became everything she always wanted to be, and was happy about it. She was able to accept it and stay in her powered-up form because She-Hulk, at her core, is the same as Jennifer Walters in personality - just more confident.
Bruce, on the other hand, changed back often because he doesn't really want to be a rampaging monster - well, not all the time, anyway. The Hulk is just his repressed anger lashing out at anything that wrongs him, and it's outright stated that Hulk turned out that way because Bruce was already an unstable nutjob in the first place.

And yes, you definitely got it. Shinobu's the most likely candidate to turn out a lot like Ms. Walters, in my not at all humble opinion. And I think it would be hilarious to have Juggernaut!Keitaro being hit on by Hulk!Shinobu.
 

toraneko

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#18
Cool with me. I still want to see more of the topic fic, anyway. ^_^
 

Wonderbee31

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#19
This is looking to be a great fic. Loved Shinobu's thoughts, and wondering if she'll be asking her teacher about it some day at school, of course said teacher, if she's typical preverted anime teacher, will deny that it could be, while making plans to capture the new hottie in town. :lol:

I'll be looking for more of this to be sure, and can't wait to see what happens when Motoko finds the perfect person to try techniques on, though he shouldn't even be moved by them, which'll probably drive her even further. :lol:
 

Mighty Bob

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#20
GenocideHeart said:
Not just a war hero. Sunfire (Shiro Yashida) is related to the fucking Emperor in X-Men canon. So yeah, Japan generally doesn't mind mutants. They apparently think they're cool XD

But I don't plan to have other X-guys, be they heroes or villains. I MIGHT have Mystique show up later on, but it's still up in the air. I'm more or less making this up as I go, it's the first time I don't plan at all for a fic...
Was just thinking, Kanako would make a great Mystique ^^ Can you think of anyone else in theLH universe that fits as a shapeshifter?

I'm still laughing my ass off over the Shinobu scene. Too too funny. Though I'm wondering how she managed to get through the sex-ed course; always struck me as the type that would manage to weasel outta it somehow, or faint from embaressment.
 

Moshulel

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#21
Mighty Bob said:
Was just thinking, Kanako would make a great Mystique ^^ Can you think of anyone else in theLH universe that fits as a shapeshifter?
Ya, it was mentioned before. :p

Kanako would fit as Mystique, but bring one of them into the picture and soon you'll have an avalanche of Marvel characters in here... that thought isn't quite apealling to me.
 

Mighty Bob

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#22
Yeah, noticed that someone had already nominated Kanako as Mystique right after I hit submit. Ah well, I should really just keep my mouth shut and enjoy the fic; I know jack diddly about Marvel comics.
 

007

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#23
GH this is going great, if you keep up the good work people might have to try to keep from laughing repeatedly just to finish each of your chapters. I do hope you bring in Mystique, though I'll be wondering what she'd be doing in that town. Motoko is going to flip when she sees Keitaro, especially wjhen her attack have no effect at all.
 

GenocideHeart

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#24
007 said:
GH this is going great, if you keep up the good work people might have to try to keep from laughing repeatedly just to finish each of your chapters. I do hope you bring in Mystique, though I'll be wondering what she'd be doing in that town. Motoko is going to flip when she sees Keitaro, especially wjhen her attack have no effect at all.
Let me decide how Motoko will react, eh? :sweat:

As for Mystique, I'll see what I can do about it. As mentioned, I'd LIKE to get her in, but I'm writing this thing on the fly.
 

007

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#25
If this is working on the fly, your planned storries could most likely have readers laughing themselves unconscious:rofl:. Well, here's hoping Mystique shows herself.
 
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