Naruto Jutsu-Tan!

[Nasuren]

...somebody actually done it.....

The question I have is when Kage reffered to the Inuzuka, did she reffered to the Jutsu Kami that watches them, the dogs or the people? The first wouldn't have been able to stop them, the later two wouldn't have been able to see them due being mortal, thus causing a conflict.

The only way out of this is either dogs can interact with them or one of the Inuzuka could for some reason (like a Kami being punish by mortallity). To me the second is more likely due to Hana looking non-feral like the others causes her to stick out.

 

[Anonymous_Guest]

Keep in mind this is a crack fic more than anything. Don't take things too seriously.

 

[daniel_gudman]

Keep in mind this is a crack fic more than anything. Don't take things too seriously.

Yeah, but to be fair, nothing ruins light comedy faster than a joke, that's more of a trope, that you think was never funny.

It's not that people don't understand the genre, it's just that the whole "comedy abuse" strikes people as kindof fucked up so it's sorta, a deal breaker that ruins the experience.

 

[the DragonBard]

Keep in mind this is a crack fic more than anything. Don't take things too seriously.

Yeah, but to be fair, nothing ruins light comedy faster than a joke, that's more of a trope, that you think was never funny.

It's not that people don't understand the genre, it's just that the whole "comedy abuse" strikes people as kindof fucked up so it's sorta, a deal breaker that ruins the experience.

Except in the case of guys hitting guys.

 

[violinmana]

Keep in mind this is a crack fic more than anything. Don't take things too seriously.

Yeah, but to be fair, nothing ruins light comedy faster than a joke, that's more of a trope, that you think was never funny.

It's not that people don't understand the genre, it's just that the whole "comedy abuse" strikes people as kindof fucked up so it's sorta, a deal breaker that ruins the experience.

Except in the case of guys hitting guys.

In the balls. :evil2:

 

[Gatorade]

Ball Check no Jutsu

 

[Tornado Ninja Fan]

Random idea: The kami for Sasuke's fire technique is a blabbermouth like Excel Excel from Excel Saga.

 

[Prince Charon]

Hmm, interesting. Bit of randomness that I remember from one of Aleh's fics ('Appreciation', I think): every grain if rice has a kami in it. Of course, that works better for the idea where every user has jutsugami for their own jutsu.

 

[blackkyuubi]

I see this thread and all I can think of is Chidori using Chidori motivatior I saw on imageshack.

 

[zeebee1]

It seems you didn't take my advice.

 

[twin blade]

:huh: Which was?

 

[zeebee1]

Several members of the Inuzuka clan attacked a fellow shinobi of Konoha and the clan suffered no reprecusions. Either the dogs are treated as ninja and punished, or they are treated as dogs and are put down.

 

[daniel_gudman]

Yes, but unfortunately "Yakety Sax" was playing in the background, which instantly removes any legal culpability from everyone in earshot.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Yes, but unfortunately "Yakety Sax" was playing in the background, which instantly removes any legal culpability from everyone in earshot.

He's got a point there.

 

[Juopunumies]

This seems awfully contrived to me. That might be because I don't find this particularly funny, though. It's a bit... generic, I suppose. Not to say that this sucks; people find different things funny, after all.

All Naruto got was whiskers, and poor Gaara, but maybe it was because of the sealing.

This means that Naruto has Gaara, along with his whiskers.

Naruto groaned when Ayame started chuckling at his expenses, since she had probably heard from Sasuke just how he did lose sight and hearing.

expense; singular, not plural.

 

[happerry]

Heh, this made my day. Please keep up the funny work and ignore the naysayers, this story is comedy gold.

 

[DhampyrX2]

It would jump genres a bit but I could really see Kamina as the Kami for the Rasengan. After all, Minato, Jiraiya, and Naruto are all awesome in their own right with it and deserve his kind of help. Hell, Naruto has already pulled off versions of the "believe in the me that believes in you" speech in canon.

The less said about Kakashi magically having PTS it when it was already canon that he developed the Chidori because he couldn't learn the freaking Rasengan, the better.

 

[biigoh]

It would jump genres a bit but I could really see Kamina as the Kami for the Rasengan. After all, Minato, Jiraiya, and Naruto are all awesome in their own right with it and deserve his kind of help. Hell, Naruto has already pulled off versions of the "believe in the me that believes in you" speech in canon.

The less said about Kakashi magically having PTS it when it was already canon that he developed the Chidori because he couldn't learn the freaking Rasengan, the better.

You mean when he developed Chidori as a teen? And it's been over how many years since that failure? He never said he didn't have the Rasengan pre PTS...

 

[DhampyrX2]

It would jump genres a bit but I could really see Kamina as the Kami for the Rasengan.? After all, Minato, Jiraiya, and Naruto are all awesome in their own right with it and deserve his kind of help.? Hell, Naruto has already pulled off versions of the "believe in the me that believes in you" speech in canon.

The less said about Kakashi magically having PTS it when it was already canon that he developed the Chidori because he couldn't learn the freaking Rasengan, the better.

You mean when he developed Chidori as a teen? And it's been over how many years since that failure? He never said he didn't have the Rasengan pre PTS...

Yeah, with Minato dead and Jiraiya out of the village for most of those years. You know, the only two people who actually knew enough about the Rasengan to teach it?

I swear, Kishimoto will have Kakashi pull the Hiraishin out of his ass too at some point. Mark my words.

 

[nixofcyzerra]

It would jump genres a bit but I could really see Kamina as the Kami for the Rasengan. After all, Minato, Jiraiya, and Naruto are all awesome in their own right with it and deserve his kind of help. Hell, Naruto has already pulled off versions of the "believe in the me that believes in you" speech in canon.

This. This right here.

 

[Garahs]

You mean when he developed Chidori as a teen? And it's been over how many years since that failure? He never said he didn't have the Rasengan pre PTS...

Yeah, with Minato dead and Jiraiya out of the village for most of those years. You know, the only two people who actually knew enough about the Rasengan to teach it?

I swear, Kishimoto will have Kakashi pull the Hiraishin out of his ass too at some point. Mark my words.

Yes because the three steps to learning the rasengan are so complex that it would take more than 1 minute to cover them. It's also completely stupid that a genius like Kakashi could learn the technique within the 15+ years since learning under Minato. :headbanger:

 

[zenaku]

Considering there was no one to tell him how to learn it? Doesn't matter how easy the steps are, if not one tells them to you.

 

[Master of Squirrel-Fu]

It could be possible that he was told all the steps but couldn't pull it off at first. On the subject of Kakashi what would be the kami of his deadly Butt-Poke No Jutsu

 

[DhampyrX2]

It could be possible that he was told all the steps but couldn't pull it off at first. On the subject of Kakashi what would be the kami of his deadly Butt-Poke No Jutsu

Thanksfully the fic already established that taijutsu moves that needno chakra don't have a kami. My mind feels a little less scarred for that.

 

[HaudNomen]

Hmm, I wonder... Do all Bunshin variations have two kami? Or is just Kage Bunshin? Or maybe Bunshin is a kami for every kind of Bunshin, with only the other one varying? Although, that might contradict her referring to Kage as nee-chan (older sister)...