Nasuverse King Elvis, Holy Grail Servant

byakuryuu

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#1
In one corner, we have a King of an ancient world; Gilgamesh.

In the other, we have a gender-confused Kueen (Yes, it's spelled Kueen); Saber.

And in a corner full of roaring fans and fifty year-old die hards, lies a Legend of Legends; an Epic Spirit that was revered by all across the globe.

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

Presley. Elvis Presley.

/-/-/

Instead of a Future!Shirou, Rin actually summons the most powerful Servant of all friggin' time, baby! Elvis Presley, The King.

Nobody's ever mentioned Elvis in F/SN before as a servant, seeing as we have 2 kings already...

One for he money.

Two for the show.

Three to get ready...

And go, cat, go!

/-/-/

I claim the throne of Crack!King for the week.

And shall defend my title next Tuesday.

antiasasinguy/byakuryuu outto!
 

zeebee1

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#2
He might work as Caster, but he has no direct offensive ablities in any stories about him that could grant him a chance of survival.
 

Mick

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#3
Well he did defeat an evil ancient mummy, even when he was so old he had to use a walker to move around.
 

mswolfe17

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#6
Ya know, if there was a Bard servant type, I could see this idea being a little more plausible.

Aside from that, you make my brain hurt.
 

zeebee1

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#7
The servant's powers come from their legendary fighting abilities. Elvis has no legend based around fighting. Elvis is summoned, Elvis is killed by Lancer because he has no ability to fight against anyone who isn't female.
 

Ray

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#8
<_<

This is crack, dude. The very idea makes it so. Therefore, Mother Logic goes out the window - Elvis is summoned, Elvis proceeds to pwn Lancer with mad singing/sonic skillz. Thus is the way of the crackfic. :snigger:
 
#10
firestorm said:
Noise Marine!Elvis. Problem solved.
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#11
Why not have him as a bard then? Rin mentioned something in some scenario about how classes can change between wars, eh? If you're already going for an AU, that little change seems to fit better than shoehorning him into another class.
 

bissek

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#12
You'd need his would-be successor, the Six String Samurai, as Saber, then.
 
#13
zeebee1 said:
The servant's powers come from their legendary fighting abilities. Elvis has no legend based around fighting. Elvis is summoned, Elvis is killed by Lancer because he has no ability to fight against anyone who isn't female.
Actually, Elvis had an 8th degree black belt in Kenpo Karate, a black belt in TKD, and knew a bit of Judo as well.
 

Rising Dragon

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#14
That was a... what, seven year necromancy? High level thaumaturgy, to be sure.
 

OverMaster

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#16
http://4thletter.net/2011/05/4-elements-my-favorite-comic-book-story/

Elvis Presley is actually Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds! The other Servants have no chance.
 
#17
OverMaster said:
http://4thletter.net/2011/05/4-elements-my-favorite-comic-book-story/

Elvis Presley is actually Galactus, the Devourer of Worlds! The other Servants have no chance.
Damn, I'd forgotten all about that one. One of the better ones too.
 
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