Akamatsuverse Kitsune Keitaro

[FH_Meta]

As if the title was not explicit enough (although not so explicit that I needed to post this in the lemon forum), the idea here is what if Keitaro was a kitsune. Now that I've disappointed everyone that hoped this was a paring idea, on to the meatier parts of the idea.

He could be adopted, or it could be that his family are all kitsune. Some gags and other ideas I thought of were him being old, yet still so very cute ("800 year old kitsune are supposed to be impressive, not button cute!"), some confusion as to who is being addressed, him or Ms. Konno, and probably some gag about (ear?) scratching and a misunderstanding ("OH GODS YES! Don't stop, please! I'll do whatever you want, just don't stop!")

 

[007]

Sounds funny, you gonna write it?

 

[SMWhat]

This is a really interesting idea. Though, with kitsune Keitaro, would the accidental peekings are perversions truly be accidental, or would he be doing it on purpose?

Having a "trickster" sort of personality, would Keitaro easily make friends with Kitsune (the person, I mean)? Also, would he reveal what he really is early on, or would he constantly be trying to keep his kitsune nature a secret?

He also probably wouldn't praise Shinobu's cooking as much, since all he'd want to eat would be that one kind of udon.

 

[Konous]

As if the title was not explicit enough (although not so explicit that I needed to post this in the lemon forum),

Speaking of which where is this lemon forum? I can't seem to find it. Cursed thing.

 

[runestar]

Speaking of which where is this lemon forum? I can't seem to find it. Cursed thing.

It would be worrisome if you could find it.

Lemon forums are currently out of bounds to normal members, you will need to PM Hawk for access to it. This is to prevent minors from accessing it(supposedly).

 

[FH_Meta]

007, I'm not planning on writing it, but one never knows. If I do decide to write it for some reason, the idea will still be open. I'd prefer if my muse was not as flighty as a hummingbird on acid.

SMWhat, after some heavy diliberation (I ate some Reese's and made some tea), I though of what I would do, if I was writing this. The peeping and such would be be accidental at first. Almost none of the girls would believe him, so then he starts actually planning and setting up 'acidental' events. At that point, some of the girls would then belive that the happenings are accidental.

This Keitaro would either get along wonderfully with Kitsune (the Hina resident) and they would work together on mischief (beware!), or they'd try to establish who is dominant over the other. Depending on how old we're making this Keitaro, I'd probably put my money on him.

I'd see him letting someone know what he was, but put it in circumstances where the person is wondering. Alternative ideas would be that none of them knows what he is, but he doesn't realize that and is acts like they do know.

Also, Keitaro the kitsune might praise Shinobu's cooking just as much if it means getting more kitsune udon and inari sushi.

 

[nuclear death frog]

As if the title was not explicit enough (although not so explicit that I needed to post this in the lemon forum),

Speaking of which where is this lemon forum? I can't seem to find it. Cursed thing.

Hawk's announcement from several months back:

Want access to the Lemon Forums?

Bug Hawk for it by pm, as it can take weeks before I actually read e-mail.

As I'm too lazy to be bothered with comming up with some sure-fire-way to tell your age, I'm simply going to assume that you're either of legal age to read smut or desperate enough to lie to get your hands on it, both of which I'm willing to consider good enough reasons for granting access to the lemon forums.

Perverts of the world, unite!

 

[Israfel]

Ack! So many n00bs! The board has been infested in my absence! Looks like it's time to get back into the swing of things, I'm back for good now, heheh.

So anyway, first the idea sounds passable but youÆd have to be pretty much obliterating most of the canon!Keitaro's personality to do it as well it being somewhat hard to see implemented into the Hina-verse, that sort of power does better in a fighting-verse, but it can be done in one like this, it just takes a bit more effort. Also it's just another 'what-if-Keitaro-were-raised-differently' idea so it would have to be pretty spectacular to stand out. I'm not trying to be mean here just letting you (or whoever writes this) know some of the challenges they're going to face while writing this.

Secondly, a kitsune!Keitaro would have to be incredibly mischievous and a prankster even better than Kitsune (Konno) because that's the way that Kitsune act by nature, unless you wanted to take the clichÚ route of having him rejecting his nature of whatever supernatural creature he is and using it as a pity/angst play to get the girls to pity and readers to empathize and/or like him, which would ultimately accomplish very little because then he wouldn't be making good use of his Kitsune powers and if you just wanted to make him angst then you can think of better reasons for him to be doing that.

Third, just PM Hawk and say "I want access to hot lemon shit, let me in." And he'll probably upgrade you status within the week, no verification of age required, after all, F-One is, what, seven or eight or so and he's our number one supplier with hentai, hehe.

 

[007]

Whoever writes this better add in enough humor though, maybe a trick war between Kitsune Keitaro and Kitsune Konno

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Ack! So many n00bs!

I vote we get out some Gauss rifles and start fragging.

 

[Israfel]

I vote we get out some Gauss rifles and start fragging.

All right! now you're talking my language, I've been working on some damamge control so far, but one man can only do so much to repair three weeks worth of damage and neglect, what I really need is a tactical nuclear strike, that would show those n00bs, hehe.

 

[Dark Knight Gafgar]

Alright, you mass Ghosts and Battlecruisers, I'll build up a Horde of Lurkers and Scourge to keep them off you until you're ready.

 

[GenocideHeart]

Well, I'll take the n00bs's side. They've been fairly nice so far.

Annnnd... since Mass Carriers = Instant Win, I'll summon Wedge Antilles, because Wedge > Mass Carriers, thus Wedge > Instant Win.

I mean, come on people. You were n00bs too, once. At least wait until they do something n00bish before being mean.

 

[Israfel]

Alright, you mass Ghosts and Battlecruisers, I'll build up a Horde of Lurkers and Scourge to keep them off you until you're ready.

Heh, sorry I play Protoss only, I'll be massing some Carriers and Arbiters though for sure, hehe, won't even know what hit'em.

I mean, come on people. You were n00bs too, once. At least wait until they do something n00bish before being mean.

Yes, but the difference is, we were some of the first n00bs for this board, hell I was the one with the very first non-Hawk post on here period, and thus we are exempt from the n00b hazing rituals because there was no one to haze us, but these are just your everyday run of the mill n00b, no special circumstance to protect them from our divine wrath, also, as far as waiting for them to do something n00bish, well I count general extremely bad grammar and/or lack of respect as n00bish behavior, after all, if they weren't n00bs they'd all ready now they need to show some respect for us mods (and in case you hadn't noticed GH, you and me are quasi-mods, of a sort, not to mention holding roughly fifty percent of the total posts on this site between the two of us).

Hehe, I'm just kidding, I'm not quite that egotistical, I just enjoy playing with the n00bs a little bit, but don't worry, I'll try not to be too mean. :evil:

 

[Hawk]

> thus we are exempt from the n00b hazing rituals because there was no one to
> haze us

Oh, there was.

But I'd like to believe that I've matured enough that I don't feel a need to pull shit like that.

 

[GenocideHeart]

> thus we are exempt from the n00b hazing rituals because there was no one to
> haze us

Oh, there was.

But I'd like to believe that I've matured enough that I don't feel a need to pull shit like that.

See, Hawk sets the example. So let's follow it. :yay: :snigger:

 

[Moshulel]

:huh!:

Oh boy!

Then i should start tending to those arbitrals.... tough choice... ice or nukes...

 

[Terdwilicker]

Funny that you mention it. javascript:emoticon(':huh:')
smilie I was talking with a friend last evening about the idea of a Kitsune story where she was actually a true Kitsune, hiding out at the Hinata apartments. Of course, she goes by Mitsune Konno as her cover ID, but she never seems to interact with relatives of any kind in the anime, just a few memories of being in high school with Naru. Now suppose that Kitsune actually was one, just hiding out, living a double life. When she was "out drinking" javascript:emoticon(':mmm:')
smilie she was actually being a kitsune and tormenting the mortals in Tokyo with tricks.

It would take some research to understand the true kitsune methodology and mythology to get it right. Even as a one-shot it would be amusing. Characterization would be crucial as Kitsune does have a conscience for Naru, someone she's been trying to help for years at her own expense. Any fic would have to work within that limitation, and Kitsune's grief over the men she's missed out on, like Seta and Keitaro. Would Kitsune, as a kitsune, manuever herself into a position where she could finally have Keitaro, at the expense of Naru, or would she be conflicted over wanting him but being unable in order to satisfy her contract with Naru from high school? What is she getting out of helping Naru, after all? What does it take to win over a Kitsune? javascript:emoticon(':huh:')
smilie

 

[007]

Terdwilicker, any chance you might write that idea you just posted?

 

[Deathwings]

The one thing that you need to know about kitsune is that they can't broke a promise, if they do, they lost all of their tails exepte one and their power, becoming normal fox or worse, nogistune, cursed kitsune who have drown into the depth of unforgivable depravity...

And by that I don't mean sexual depravity (kitsune don't have inibition) but the fact of getting pleasure into bloodshed, slaugter and all the like... (Kyubi in Naruto for example is technicaly a nogitsune)

Other than that...kitsune depend of their freedom, they would died if restrain in a close environement, they forest protectors and punish severly any damage made to their territory.

Their past-time is playing pranks on the poors human living near their forest, they are very cunning creature who have no ill felling toward humans as long that they are not hunt by them, the only problem comming from the fact than human simply aren't tough enough to resist the famous prank and generally died to the great surprise of the culprid having setting up the "harmless" prank (like a tree trunk right in the face...a 2T tree trunk).

Kitsune second favorite activity is blunty said : sex. Lots and lots of sex...to the point of killing their humans partners by orgasm induced heart-attackt.

And the last thing to know that rilled me up whan author don't take that into account : kitsune are born with ONE fuck!ng tail, not 2, not 3, not 9 but ONE.

A born Kyubi can't happen, NE-VER...kitsune, if they have the potential, gain one new tail each hundred years, if by chance one of them have become a kyubi, he live maximum one thousand years and then die.

Of course, kyubi are rare, so the average life span of the kitsune specie are around 500 to 600 years old (5 or 6 tailled fox).

That about the majority I know, god reding and sorry again for my grammar and my spelling...

 

[GenocideHeart]

The one thing that you need to know about kitsune is that they can't broke a promise, if they do, they lost all of their tails exepte one and their power, becoming normal fox or worse, nogistune, cursed kitsune who have drown into the depth of unforgivable depravity...

It is true that Kitsune can't break their word. However, they bypass that problem in a simple way: they just never GIVE their word, unless they actually intend to keep it.

Kitsune second favorite activity is blunty said : sex. Lots and lots of sex...to the point of killing their humans partners by orgasm induced heart-attackt.

Not correct. Their second favorite activity is eating tasty food. Kitsune are gluttons, all legends agree on that. Sex comes in third.

 

[GenocideHeart]

One more thing. Kitsune don't need to be nogitsune to revel in bloodshed. They just need to have been wronged horribly. A vengeful Kitsune will make the Nazi Holocaust look like a child's prank... they will stop at nothing to get vengeance if they feel they have been wronged enough.

 

[Moshulel]

Combined with they're trickster nature this can prove to be a prologue to a vert short life for the guilty party.

*Thinks about a vengefull Keitaro* Neah.....

 

[SMWhat]

Portrayal of Kitsune and Kitsune-like people are really different depending what material you look at, huh?

I think the most common stereotype is a flirty, trickster, jolly-drunk personality like Kitsune from Love Hina, but of course, that's not the only personality Kitsune can have, I guess...

After all, Mitsune isn't really like Kurama from YYH or Shippo from IY or Megumi from RKenshin...granted, Kurama and Shippo are the only true kitsune in the bunch, but still, the personality each of those characters were given was intended to be kitsune-like, right?

So I suppose there's different kind of it...I guess saying someone has a kitsune-like personality would be a vague as saying someone has a human-like personality, since humans can be nice, or mean, or depressed, or vain, or whatever...

 

[Israfel]

> thus we are exempt from the n00b hazing rituals because there was no one to
> haze us

Oh, there was.

But I'd like to believe that I've matured enough that I don't feel a need to pull shit like that.

Oh sure you could've, but it wouldn't have been very smart to drive off the first few posters on your newly opened board the very day it opened now would it? So you're hands were kind of tied in that instance. And I pride myself on having stopped maturing at about 10 years old :lol: .