"Uhhhh..." Naruto intelligently said as he stared at the huge, inhuman eyes before him. Yes, he often wondered what the terrible Kyuubi no Youko looked like. That did not mean he wanted to find out up close and personal. Naruto swallowed nervously. The Demon Fox was huge, and those bars holding it back seemed so fragile...
"Hrrrm. So, what brings you here, human brat? Have you come to mock the great Kyuubi no Youko for being trapped in such a worthless husk as yourself?" Kyuubi asked, not really interested in the answer. It was well aware of how Naruto had ended up here - an invasive mind technique employed by the blonde vixen that he seemed so enamored with lately. Kyuubi snorted. At least that female had a better smell than the pink one. She would be more likely to bear strong pups. Well, as strong as a pup could be with such a weakling as the father, the huge fox amended.
"Hey! No need to be mean," Naruto replied testily, not liking the contemptuous attitude the fox had towards him. "I haven't done anything to you, you know!"
"Your very existence is my bane. Because you live, I am trapped in this sack of rotting flesh you call a body," Kyuubi retorted venomously. "And even if I wasn't trapped inside you, I would stll hate you. You are human. That is enough of a crime in itself."
"What! So you're bunching all humans together and judging them based on what a bunch of narrow-minded old goats did?" Naruto was getting angry now. "I understand why you'd be mad at the guys who screwed you, but not every person is like that!"
The loud, derisive snort that followed displaced enough air to make Naruto wobble. "Hah! Are you even listening to yourself? Take a good look at your past life. See how the very same humans I hate treated you as if you were worth less than the dirt under their soles. And for what? For fear of something they do not understand, and thus instinctively seek to destroy! Mindless trash, all of you," the great fox stated. It then looked at Naruto speculatively. "Not to say that you aren't less than dirt... but the rest of your race is hardly better than you. You humans are all equally worthless."
"Why you... huh? Hey, why am I vanishing?" Naruto said in alarm as the fist he had been waving at the giant fox suddenly became transparent. He started panicking, until the Kyuubi made a sound that sounded suspiciously like laughter.
"Relax, bratling. Your blonde vixen is just releasing her technique, allowing your consciousness to reemerge. Now go away and don't disturb my slumber anymore," it growled. Then, almost as an afterthought, it added: "And don't get yourself killed. If your worthless life ends, so does mine. That would be... most inconvenient."
Naruto looked at the fox in outrage. "Disturb... worthless!" he sputtered as he vanished. "You stupid, stupid ball of dirty fur! YOU're the one who's inc... inconvenient! You made my life Hell! I should charge you for rent...!"
As the young blonde vanished, still roaring in outrage, the great fox shook its massive head with a wry smile on its lips. "Bah. For a human, he could even be halfway tolerable... if he weren't so annoying. After all," it added, its grin turning decidedly insolent, "he's too stupid to do the kind of things the rest of his despicable race is capable of doing..."
