There are many things I want to make clear here. One of them is the fact that it is NOT going to involve Isshin as a romantic interest. Instead, Ichigo's going to be taking the stead of married by common law.
We've all heard of over-used cliches and plots. Well, now sit down, shut up and hear them again, 'cause there isn't any way I'm backin' out of this one.
I'm using the old cliche: there's fine print in the contracts and dealings with Noble families of Soul Society, and because of something Ichigo did or did NOT do in the company of Retsu, he ends up married to her.
I'm thinking...
"Unohana Family Clause 271 Article 4: Should a male of none-direct relation kiss a woman of Unohana; they are to marry immediately because I want to torture my descendants and this is a time of prudes and you're just unlucky. Furthermore, they are to be stripped of the Unohana name and be presented with the name of their spouse."
"Unohana Family Clause 33 Article 9: There will be no divorce. Divorce shall bring shame to the Unohana. Commit Seppuku should they choose a divorce."
"Unohana Family Clause 32 Article 8: Polygamy is not an option for the spouse of the Unohana. Should he or she practice it and proceed with such traditions, The Unohana in question must commit Seppuku, for polygamy is a sickening notion and shall be treated as such."
Oh, and...
"Unohana Family Clause 87 Article 1: No Unohana female muust go through the first night of the marriage... and remain a virgin the morning after."
Send me advice. I beg of you.
We've all heard of over-used cliches and plots. Well, now sit down, shut up and hear them again, 'cause there isn't any way I'm backin' out of this one.
I'm using the old cliche: there's fine print in the contracts and dealings with Noble families of Soul Society, and because of something Ichigo did or did NOT do in the company of Retsu, he ends up married to her.
I'm thinking...
"Unohana Family Clause 271 Article 4: Should a male of none-direct relation kiss a woman of Unohana; they are to marry immediately because I want to torture my descendants and this is a time of prudes and you're just unlucky. Furthermore, they are to be stripped of the Unohana name and be presented with the name of their spouse."
"Unohana Family Clause 33 Article 9: There will be no divorce. Divorce shall bring shame to the Unohana. Commit Seppuku should they choose a divorce."
"Unohana Family Clause 32 Article 8: Polygamy is not an option for the spouse of the Unohana. Should he or she practice it and proceed with such traditions, The Unohana in question must commit Seppuku, for polygamy is a sickening notion and shall be treated as such."
Oh, and...
"Unohana Family Clause 87 Article 1: No Unohana female muust go through the first night of the marriage... and remain a virgin the morning after."
Send me advice. I beg of you.